"Today Is The 30th And Last Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, got a weird one for ya.  Last night at Midnight I did a post on the Bewitching Hour, and why Midnight is such a weird time of day or night, and how the name came to be through witchcraft.  I did this whole thing up about Salem and burning witches and how they had covens, and when I went to post it. POOF!! it disappears and I can't get back into the Ville.  Had to sleep with the critters, that is another strory.  Anyway what does Midnight mean.  To me it means the turning of the clock from one day to another.  It also mean that on the 31st. of December every year, about 1 million idiots in times square, go crazy because a ball drops and a New Year starts. It is one fucked up tradition. YO!! assholes the reaper just gained another year on your ugly asses..So, let's get back to Midnight.  Little Known Fact: In The Year Of Our Lord 1732, at Midnight on the 30th of June, Witches were having a meeting of their coven in Salem, Massachusettes, when all of a sudden it gets raided by Sir Richard Briton, him and his armed guards, start dragging the witches out the door beating them and dragging them off for trial.. One, Emily Brockenbach, escapes out the back door, and she keeps casting the spell on Sir Richard.  Well as they were burning the witches at the stake, Sir Richard had a bad case of heartburn (he thought he ate too much plum pudding) and excused himself from the burning of a few more witches.  That is the last time any of the people around Salem saw him.. Emily's spell worked and Sir Richard was turned into a goat..  For years after, people around Salem could be heard saying. "I wonder where that old goat went."  You heard it hear first on Plain and Simple.. I hope this one posts, if it doesn't, no more talk about witches!!  Let's see what your thoughts are on Witches and Midnight..  Midnight at the Oasis.  Yeah just about Midnight..!!!!

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"Today Is The 29th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, WOW!! June is rolling to an end.  Slow down you move to fast, gotta make the mornin last.. When I was a kid if June went this fast I would have been in Memorial Hospital with an Anxiety Attack.  Summers seemed to go slower then.. Well, as a matter of fact, everything seem too go slow even when I was in St. John's Parochial Prison For Boys, those days when by like years.  I remember being tortured by the bell ringing every hour. I would wait, and wait, wait, wait some more then the bell would ring twice, and I would be like whoa, that should have been three rings, did I miss one. Hey Uncle Tom (One Tommy Higgins) was that only two bells.  SMACK!! Tst Tst.  That Tst. was the sound that Sister Jap Nose made out of her mouth, when she was pissed what a Nazi she was.  Mr Keebler stand up.  SMACK!! Tst Tst.  How many times do I have to reprimand you during class to keep your mouth shut.  Tst Tst, I don't know, I'll take a shot and say 30.  SMACK!! Keep quite if I come over here again, you stay on this side of the curtain for another week. That is right she had a curtain, and myself, naturally Uncle Tom and John Russell were permanent residents. Like I gave a fuck.. I just sat by the opening and everytime she turned her miserable habit too the blackboard, I sprayed her with spit balls and so did everybody else. Curtain boys and classmates alike.  What a wonderful year. Hey if you have any recollections of trouble in school let me here them? That is a really stupid question.  Have some fun. I know it wasn't fun then, but we can at least laugh at it now.. Be back.

"Today Is The 28th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Plain I think you, and the other goofers have whacked your balls enough.  I don't know if you can get new balls, but it might be time.  There was a hugh forest fire in the pines last night.  Could see the flames and the smoke, it was raging pretty bad.. When  the critters saw that, the revolt against me ended. They were beatin on the bunker to let them in. I opened up and they came Tumbling Inn. (Tumble Inn one of the watering holes in the pines), Blat and Slat were hobbling around and dove into a corner with the goat nestled up next to them. They all stink.. Sammy was standing at the door GRRRRRIN!!! Greeny was flying around shitting, ARK!! ARK!! fire in the hole, fire in the hole..hate that fuckin parrot.  Mere laid down on his rack and started staring at me.  Tough night sleepin, that goat sounds like a freight train going up grade.  Greeny never stopped ARKIN. I had too make the Slavs put some clothes on, it was disgusting.  Pretty beat up right now.
Hey, anybody following this Casey Anthony bullshit.  Did everyone forget that there is a dead child at the crux of this case.  All I hear is how tot mom, I hate calling that callous bitch tot mom.  You will not hear it again.  How she is acting, how she is dressed. The lawyer looks like he wants too marry her.  She has accused her father and brother of raping her. I am waiting for the mother or father to kill themselves. She is laughing, crying, talking, strutting (no offense Plain), while they are talking about her 2 year old daughter, being buried by coyotes and duct tape over her mouth with hearts on it. I would just think, that any mother that heard her baby was decomposed like a piece of trash, her head was sawed open during the autopsy, and her humanity was stolen from her as a child, would be nothing but hysterical and suicidal, unless of course they are a psychopathic killer.  Come on help me out, give me your thoughts on this travesty taking place in Orlando. I got a feeling and I hope I am wrong, she is going to be the next one too get away with murder.. Give me your thoughts. Hey, anyone visiting your thoughts are welcome also.  Talk too you guys later..

"Today Is The 27th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Snuck into the Ville about 6AM.  Pretty much trashed, but not as much as I expected. The Slavs Captain Toes are in bad shape, they are laying in a tent with those thongs on that they wear on the beach in Europe, pretty nasty. Saw Greeny's tail feathers sticking out of Sams hole, almost pornographic.  Mere was the worst he was laying with his chest to the ground, his head was staring skyward and his eyes were open. I thought he was dead. I said come Mere, nothing happened, I said come Mere, nothing happened.  I was walking away, when I heard Hatoona Matada Simple.  I was glad he was alive, he was just twisted. I said Hattoona Matada Mere. Then a miracle happened his eyes shut for the first time.  Hey Billy!!! Shoot da Fook Op Sample, Dat goot ist Gonna Kelt Somevody, he vent Bock to Bar for more Boost.  OK guys get some sleep.  I'll clean up all these empty cans and bottles.. ARK!! ARK!! clean up asshole, clean up asshole.  I hate that fuckin parrot.  I'm going to get him one of these days and pull every fuckin feather out of his green ass.
Pretty good weekend for this Simpleton, went kinda fast as most do.. Next weekend Fourth Of July, in this land of plenty, plenty of taking off the sheople.  The shore will be a rockin, the highways and biways will be packed with revelers, saying, wasn't it just Memorial Day.  Yeah, 1969.., The summer of '69 those were the best days of my life.. Great Song.  So we trudge along in June,  as it is coming too a streaking halt.  I think the summers go faster now than when I was a kid, seemed to last forever back then.  Then again as they say nothing last forever but the earth and sky.. I don't even know about the earth.  Speaking of which, I am about tired of these fucking Armeggedon Movies, I mean come on how many can they have, you know the post Apocalyptic movies, I am also sick of the super hero movies.  OK Spider Man I was new and innovative, but come on Flash,  Thor, What's the blind dudes name, Hulk, Come on Hollyweird come up with some new genre too feed us sheople. I ain't seen a good movie lately.  Unless of course it was on TV.  Anybody seen a good new movie lately let me know.  That be about it talk about your movies, if you haven't seen a good one lately think of an old one.
I went too see one of the supposedly greatest movies of all time.  Gone With The Wind.  I left at the commercial I thought it was over.  I had to wake Jimbo up, as he was sleeping next to me.  Guess we didn't think it was that good. Come on in and say Hi..

"Today Is The 26th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Goodnight, whatever, we lost Plain and Simple, for some reason that doesn't amaze me.  I don't know where Plain be, and I ain't sure where I am. Looks a little like Ireland, I hope not.  Maybe Martin and Tug took me back with them, nah their wives would get crazy. Thank God for women.  Kinda one of them quite weekends in the Ville, get back too it tomorrow.  To all our visitors it is not normally this quite.  This is our first summer, and I told everybody we have too calm it down, people are enjoying their vacations and the summer weekends.  As for us, we are on our own.. I get back to the menagerie at 8 Bells tomorrow. I can't wait too see what happened out there this weekend, should be interesting. As for today, anyone that wants too say Hi it is always appreciated.  I will be back, me and Ahnold.  Haven't heard anything from that asshole for awhile.  I think tomorrow it is going to be time too get back on some of the celebrities. They are always good fodder for a laugh.  Talk too you later.  Hey Plain, whatever planet your  on, tell it too stop spinning and get off..

Today is the 25th Day of June in the Year of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Afternoon to ya Lads & Lassies and a fine afternoon it is . I know cause I just looked outside. Simple is talking Irish somewhere I think at CJ & Ecks he did'nt show up when he said he would so I left. I think he and Thrill the Thrill from Cherry Hill went to Sugar house so if he's with the Irish now I know there's alot of Fooking going on , things like what the Fook ya talking bout Simple? Are ya Daff Man have ya totally lost it son ?Anyway I hope they have fun and hope they won .But I have things to do , Places to go, and people to meet.So here at Simpleville it's open to anything ya wanna say do , preach  just like always ! I'll be back til then have a good one.

Today Is The 24th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, VODKADAY!! Has arrived. Bittersweet party today at Eck's, it will be an Irish VODKADAY, as all the Irishman from Northern Ireland are invading this afternoon, that is the sweet part, after the party it will be saying our goodbyes as they head home Monday, but the way I live my life I won't be thinking about that until the minute it happens. As for now the Ville is back in shape (gag, gag, gag.) Mere was in Here when I got back in case anybody wondered about him (I am sure all of you adults that read this shit were worried about a Mere Kat that lives in the Ville).  Runnin down June it is amazing how time slips away. In just six short months it will be Christmas Eve.  That should make your day Strebor. One of Stebors favorite holidays.  She is Mrs.Grinch.  Talking about Holidays.  Which ones do you enjoy, which ones do you hate or which ones don't you even know exist.  I know Holidays change as you grow older, some people though, love to hang on to them, especially the Christmas one.  Nothing wrong with that.   I am going to write a few now, get packed, eat some chow, and get ready to go pick up "Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill." his little last Hoorah for awhile, going to be working in Chi Town for a few months.  Well let's have a Holiday.
4th of July, next one up.  Loved it as a kid and when the kids were growing up, still like the celebrations held for the Country's Birthday.  Good Day, especially around Philly town.
Labor Day, one of the ones I hate the most from the time I was a child to this day right here.  End of Summer, Back to School, a fucking Monday, what are they celebrating, winter on the way. Hate the fucking day and anything to do with it.  Will not celebrate anything.  Nothing too celebrate.
Halloween, turned into another commercial blow out, but really is a neat day for the little ones and some big ones, lots of fun, hell of a lot bigger commotion than when I was young.  Really like it for the little ones.  Some really great costumes and they play it up big time.
THANKSGIVING, Thee best, Dinner with family, party at Dave Morris's house, out and about for the rest of the four day weekend. Nobody buying gifts, nobody stressed out, kick back watch football, eat, drink, sing, and give Thanks.
OK you guys chime on in anytime you like. I will be back before I leave.

Tis the 23rd Day of June in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Toppppppppppp of the Afternoon to ya Lads and Lassies I got got back from doin my Wack ,and me balls are all safe and sound. I forgot Simple wouldn't be here in the marninn he's off Vacation some where God Bless him so I am here trin to think of what the hell to say there's nothin in me head  but thanks to Finn Mc Cool we got the taps Points at ya Jimmy good job.I know yesterday we talked about Travleing and the road less used ! So that leads me to mmmmm think about things ya wished ya might have gotten or prayed for I mean sometimes thank God for unanswered prayers Huh ?I mean it's funny how things work sometimes you dont know how lucky you are! I was the first one  out of the 4 of us to get Orders to Nam yet I never got there Me Brother Dave was already there and got hit 3 times, He got 3 Purple Hearts , 3 Bronze stars , and the Viet nam Gallantry cross!!!!!! Floyd  and Monk  and Ernie saw all kinds of action over there and thank God thay all came back and there all Heroes in my Book and always will be.So lets here about unanswered Prayers that worked out in your favor.Thats only one that happened to me and threre were plenty in my life, counts your blessins and smile make someone happy and you will be happy. The Shadow knows mnnnhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Today Is The 22nd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I know where he is today.  Happy Birthday, General Joe Tin, 50 and counting.. (cough, gag.)  Many more to come General. Start packing for Florida. We'll leave early, take that trip down the Pan Am Highway we were talking about.  Heading up Eck's Friday, stop down and the day is on me... Joe is one of the finest men, and one of the best friends anybody could ever have. It is a privilege to call him my friend.. Love Ya, General..
Talking about the Pan Am Highway, as you all know, I am confined to this Ville, but I was a world traveler for many years, yeah like I am going to stop now.  I am sure you all have some travel stories, how about some famous Highways and Byways that you have traveled, during your life times. I have quite a few and some good stories too go along with those travels..
Hey Mere stayed facing the other way all night.  I stayed awake staring at him.. He woke up this morning and said Hattoona Matada and ran out to be with his buddies. They were having Kegs and Eggs this morning.  The goat was in his glory, they will be drunk by 10 O'Clock.  Nothing like getting started early.  Let's get traveling.
I was in a mustang convertible one Tara Cairnes driving, one Joey Keebler sitting shotgun, me in the back.  Cruising along the Pacific Coast Highway..  I had a few cool beverages in me, and was just enjoying the scenery, when Tara yells look at the whales.. I ain't never seen a whale up close and personal. Right down below us on this pullover is these spouts shooting thirty feet in the air. I am out on the highway waving people in, look at the whales, look at the whales!!! People are pulling over and running to the top of the cliff.  I go running over, and Tara and Joey are heading for the car.  She says hurry up get in the car, they are rocks.  The three of us made off like bandits.  All these people were still standing there snapping pictures and pointing at a bunch of rocks..  Whale Ho!! I'm yelling as we pull away.. We all left that trip with a little whale that Tara bought us.  Still have it.  That was a whale of a tale.  I ain't doing the rest of that song right now..  Bring some famous roads and stories with them. I'll be back..

"Today Is The 21st Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Woke up last nite for a head call about 2 AM.  See these bulging ass eyes looking at me.  Yep it was Mere, his belly button was pointing against the wall and his head was twisted all the way around and he was staring at me.  As soon as I opened my eyes, he starts singing Hatoona Matada. I ripped him up by his throat and flung him across the street, try and be nice to some critters and this is what you get.  He landed over by the Slavs tent and they were still up drinking Vodka.  Blat yelled Neece Trow Sample.  So, no more critters in the bunker.  I tried, some critters just don't appreciate what you do for them. Pretty good Monkday, stopped in and saw Floyd, my car was still parked at the bar from Saturday, and he hands me 300.00 dollars, my guy came in second.  I know how to pick my golf baby, if there is won (intentional) sport I know it is golf.  GAG!! GAG!! COUGH!! GAG!!, something got caught in my throat. I got won for Twosday, how about golf.  I can lay some knowledge out there on this one.  Peoples names, anything about just PLAIN old golf.  Always can be funny, pertinent, a good story.  Believe it or not most of mine are pathetic.  Man I stink!!  I just really hate it.  I did watch like the highlights of the Irishman that won, come on, in all sincerity you have to respect that ability, that was some performance.  My Irish friends were flapping their wings about that one, they know about as much golf as me.  Was kinda weird that they are here and a guy from Northern Ireland, whose name coincidentally sounds a lot like Roy McElvoy.  Anybody know who that was??? No fair Strebor.
First time I go golfing was a sophomore in high school.  Floyd was a caddy at Green Valley up there on the Ridge, they had caddy day, I took off from the car wash and he picks me up and away we go. I got one of my Dad's Jeffs on, I'll never forget it was zebra striped, and I got one in my back pocket.  Tommy says whats the other hat for I said the back nine.  Well, he thinks that is hilarious. I thought it was what you were supposed to do.  So, I just laughed along with him and changed my hat after nine, it was fucking torture.  That was the first time and it would have been my last except circumstances wouldn't allow it.  I have more.  They get better.
The US Open.  Winner!!

Today is the 20th Day of June in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the friggin afternoon to ya's where the hell is Simple? Sure he came in second place in the golfing pool and took the money and Ran.He had a Day and got 275 big ones for second place, my guy choked coming down the stretch throws my clubs I hate Golf and anyone that plays it.Well lets see  today the white House called and end to the waiver Policy for there Health Care Program lolllllllllll what a Joke over a 1000 Unions got it, Arizona got it and so did Nancy Pelosi's District. If it's so friggin good why  is all the liberal jumping off it ? Someone do some splannin will ya? I know the White House can't.

Today is the 19th Day of June in the Year of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marnin to ye Lads & Lassies and if ya Our then Happy Fathers Days too cause I know some of ya Mums was even the Dads and fine ones ya turned out to be. Simple stopped in late I did see but where the Hell is he now?He is the Bester poster there is I can't hold a Kid or a Candle to him when it comes to a Postin and doin the toastin and I hate Hoastin.So lets see somethin from me!!!!!! I gotta hurry cause I gotta pee! How bout funny stories about Dads or Any Lads it could be, anything even about fads, or Cads I am I am  Why sit there like that ? Are you a Cat in the hat ? Let me repeat and I wont shout ! I have to leave I have to get out !If we had a Cat in the Hat we could do that ! Okay do it cause i'm out..........

"Today Is The 19th Day Of June Of In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Happy Fathers Day Dad (RIP) you were the best. To all the fathers in Plain and Simpleville have a great day.  I went out this morning figuring it was a nice day too treat the critters and the Slavs to a barbeque, so I brought some walnuts wrapped up in corn husks for Sammy, I had some pumpkin seeds for Greeny and was going to throw these really nice pork chops on for Blat and Slat, I even had some cat food to grill for Mere, and I was going to give Billy the Goat all the left overs in a nice tin can.  Well I walk over to the wood pile too get the two big bags of charcoal I bought and the starter fluid, when I get there they are gone all of a sudden I hear this voracious fart.  The fucking goat ate the charcoal and the lighter fluid he was farting hot charcoals and flames. Everybody ducked for cover, Blat hit his head and drove the nail in further.  Greeny was flying around in circles.  ARK!! He is shitting fire, He is shitting fire.  Sammy let out one loud GRRRRRRR!! and dove in his hole. Mere was on fire and jumped in the pond. Me, I ran across the street to get my rifle because this is the day they all fuckin die.  When I got back Blat poked his head out of their burnt tent, and I am telling you the only part of the nail sticking out of his head was the head..  Slat was yelling that FOOKIN GOOT IST GONNA KEEL SUMBODY!!! I lost it. I yelled you ain't gotta worry about no goat I'm killing all of you today.  With this I fell this lump on my back and these little teethe gnawing at my neck. Yep Sam attacked me .  Mere jumped up on his toes and punched me in my nuts. The Slavs were laughing so hard they whacked each other on the back and got in a hugh fight.  I grabbed my rifle and sprinted across the street to my bunker.  Jumped in and peeked out  the window. Yep, there was Mere, standing on his toes staring at me. I can't take it anymore, I gotta get outta this place.  I'm gone back to the rack, already a tough day at the Ville. Hey if you had any tough days throw them out there, I know everyday is tough for Plain, what the fuck he wakes up whackin his balls. That is a bad way to start the day.. Bring it on Plain and Simpletons, talk too you later.  Hope your day starts off better than mine.  Please go the fuck away Mere....

Today is the 18th of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye Lads and Lassie, it's plain to see there is no Simple Posting! holds my hands out and wonders why along with ya.Again there is no Simple Post alough all the post are Simple am I making this plain?I hope so because it's plain I have no friggin idea what the hell I am saying, so i'll keep this simple. Simple  must of met up with the Irish guys early because they have been know to want to party a lil.Nods yep they do I know it's hard to belive but they have been known to have a good time whenever and wherever.And if Simple is with them we may be bailing them all out.And that brings me to this Irish Kid in the Open wow what a two Days he had!But then again he was leading the Masters and fell apart he tin cupped it, just like Kevin Costener, we can talk about the greatest upsets , chokes,downfalls anything ya like. Just like the Miami Cheat lollllllllllllllll I loved it! Fire when ya see the White of there eyes(theres a hint for ya),Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead.

"Today Is The 17th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin. Hey Plain, I knew a guy that found a magic lamp on the beach, he rubbed it and a Genie popped out and says you only get one wish, guy says I want a dick that will scrape this sand. POOF!! The Genie gave him one foot legs.  Oh my another Shortfellow. Longfellows, Shortfellows, Genies. It is VODKADAY!! Postponement, christening tomorrow, with my Irish Family right from Cookstown Northern Ireland they be.  Martin and Alexandra O'Hagen, here too celebrate the birth of their grandson, can't wait too see them tomorrow. Gotta get in Olympic Drinkin mode, Martin can pound them.  He did not travel alone, there is a slew of Irishman right from the Emerald Isle in the Yunk right now.  Little known fact, about three years ago, I went to Ireland to see the O'Hagen clan.  Myself and Martin had a few two many on the bus, so we pulled over too take a leak,  there was this huge lake and we were adraining, Martin says, your pissing in the largest lake in Europe.  Lake Neigh, I hope that is how you spell it.  Funny the most pertinent of things you remember from a fine trip abroad.  Also heard about a large wall that was built around the 5th century.  It was built too keep The Wild O'Flahertys out. Somehow I find that easy to believe.  Well here I am talking about my Irish friends, and I will show them Plain and Simple tomorrow.  Soooo come on up with some good Irish sayings, memories, people whatever.  Everybody has a little Irish in them..  Gotta love the Irish. Fun loving, free spirited, great senses of humor, musically inclined, love to imbibe, what's not too like.. Give it up for the Emerald Isle.  I gave you a few stories come on back with some more.  Wait till Plain sees this..

"Today Is The 16th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Hatoona Mattadda, or whateve that song was.  Thanks Plain, Thanks Jim, the menagerie grows. You are right Strebor they should all be toast except Billy, because he was an original and is indigenous, to this Ville, must include Super Sam in there also.  I made it through the night not easy, with six eyes staring at me.  Yeah, the merekat heard come mere and was standing outside my window with the Slavs until about 3 AM, not fun.  Something is seriously wrong with me, I go to sleep talking about these critters and I wake up doing the same.  This can't be normal for a 65 year old gentleman, such as myself. (COUGH, GAG), OWW!!! Coffee on  the nuts!! Son-of -a-Biiittttch!!!
Ahh!! Cool Clear Water. Song by somebody. Cool Balls, saying at the Ville. Saw where Ahnolds maid came forth and told the kid Ahnold was his father. Fourteen year old kids response. "Cool."  I don't know did I lose something here or should he have said fuck him. I know some people whose fathers never acknowledged  them, and when they sought them out they were actually sorry they did.  Kind of a tough situation on a fourteen year old. They say he looks like Ahnold (Gag), I saw his picture, he looks like his mother, half buffalo, half human.  Ahnold's side would be more on the half hairless ape half human.  Man, we been talking about apes and hairless humans all week. Now how about just some hairless critters..  You know, that I know that you know, a lot of hairless creatures or anything to do with them. Like a plucked chicken. I know that is feathers, but a plucked chicken always was somehow funny too me.  You see those little dimples on the skin, where the feathers were plucked. Yeah, you heard me right Greeny. ARK!! ARK!! no pluckin here, no pluckin here.  Slavs are yelling Pluk you Simple.  No Blat and Slat Fuck you.  What a way too wake up.
Well I gave you  a plucked chicken lol!! I also have to give you my friend The Chicken.  No Plain not Testa.  This is the one that looked like a Yeti.  I'm tellin ya man, he had no hair on his body, and I know I saw him naked on the New York Thruway!!  You know they have some kinda cat and not a mere kat, that is hairless, maybe one of you citizens or visitors no the name. One more I think Telly Savalas was one of hairless creatures, and why was he always sucking on a taffy, was he breast fed as a child Greek? See what you can come up with.  Gotta leave the Ville, for awhile be back, have fun.  Whack on Plain, hitting your balls gottin be getting pretty old by now.  How much whackin can those balls take. Probably have no dimples left on them.  I guess now adays you can just go somewhere and buy new balls.  Science is amazing, just ask Mr Hibe.  Get it going guys, talk too you shortly.  Put the rifle down Mere.. Phew!!!

"Today Is The 15th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Runnin around the Ville like a madman last nite. Two AM I hear all kinds of ARKIN!! and GRRRRIN!! Sammy and Greeny got into it over some beaver.  The Slavs were cheering them on and the Goat was passed out. I run out there and told the Slavs I want to break it up.  They started smashing everything in the Ville, this place is a menagerie.  Well fellow citizens and all our visitors, had quite a history lesson yesterday.  Found out how a lot of families settled in the Yunk.  I saw on facebook where somebody said that the drunks that walk around Manayunk and moved into the new Condos saved the town.  Because twenty five years ago it was as bad as North Philly. Also, had the balls too say the Kingkiners, Turellas, Murphys and Westerphers were trash.  Also, didn't have enough balls too sign his name.  Now, the Yupps are calling down families that have lived in the Yunk forever and telling us how they saved the town.  They are lucky Turellas Bar is closed, they would be getting hunted down right about now. Speaking of hunting.  I think Mchugh might have bought it, I told him there was a big hunt up in NorthWestern Pa. called ABE, it stood for All Beings Even.  I don't know how they organized it, but they actually armed all the critters too make sure the game was even steven. If you went into these woods the where the deer and the antelope range, they were armed, somethin tells me not too many hunters showed up.  I don't get it, what the fuck should be an even playing field.  Pretty easy too kill a critter grazing on some grass that is unarmed.  Completely different story if that critter could shoot back.  YO!! this is not a total knock on hunters, they serve their purpose, and consider themselves sportsmen, and a lot of them abide by the rules,  just wondering how many there would be if the other team could shoot back.  Sure would be a cool sport then.  Personally never liked it, and don't like it now.  Like I said it does in some instances serve a purpose.  Well guys let me know what your take is on the Yupps gunnin out the Yunkers, and let me know what your take is on the Groundhogs Gunning out the Gunners.  This should be good.  Later.

"Today Is The 14th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  I evidently don't make sense too some people, can you believe that,  and I guess this zoo would be pretty hard too understand if you just tuned in. You would have too read back further than a few days.  Sooo, anybody, that visits, if you have the time read back a little.  You have too go pretty far back for Sammy, he is the squirrel that heard the tree fall in the forest see what I mean.  If I try and explain how all these critters and nuisances came about it would take me 4 months, because that is how long we have been building. So read on those of you that enjoy and let the rest of the world spin on, and I know most of you do not try to take the insinuations literally. It won't work.  What did Ricky Nelson sing, you can't please everyone so ya gotta please yourself.
Onward we move,  Plain must be whacken, with the other stooges hope he keeps his balls cool.  It is a lot easier to play with cool balls. Like that terminology.  Last night we did a take on Tarzans beard, I tried to tell Plain about the beginning of the Tarzan saga.  Little known fact that Edgar Rice Burroughs was a good friend of The Greystokes.  Years after their disappearance he went searching for them in equatorial Africa, when it was known as the Dark Continent, and lo and behold he found a white human being living among the Great Apes. Yep, Tarzan of The Apes, one Lord John Greystoke. He taught him how to speak, beyond UN GOWA, and they became fast friends. He ought to try too teach these Slavs how to speak. It would be easier to teach a monkey.  He did in fact find out, as Plain pointed out, that Tarzan and Cheetah maybe had something going on, Jane was kept in the dark.  Little known fact that is why they called it The Dark Continent. I for one was never really sure about Tarzan. I mean look at how the dude dressed. He had like a split diaper on, covering the crotch barely (maybe he was related too Weiner), and his hairless ass, much like his face.  Maybe he was just one of those guys that didn't have much hair on his body. You know semi-hirsute. One thing more before todays theme.  I had a friend we used to call him The Chicken.  He had no hair, I saw him run into the woods naked on the New York Thruway, he had a shit attack, we had too pull over and out the truck he ran.  He got into the woods grabbed two small trees and started his bowel movement. He was screamin and shittin and we were standing on The New York Thruway at 2 PM on a Sunday in the Summer, and I said too Phil The Thrill these people going by must think that is a Yeti, he had no clothes on and no hair.  I said, Phil we gotta get him and get outta here, cops are going to be here shortly, Thank God you are driving because the rest of us are still drunk.  Phil then informed me that he didn't have a license, and he was our designated driver.  Anyway we are back and screaming.  As you write on today, remember no rules. Maybe one day I will rehash what we have talked about for four months, I really don't know about that.  Today when you get a chance I laid Edgar Rice Burroughs out there, see if you can come up with a few famous not so famous, ridiculous, people that use three names.  Talk too you later.  

"Today Is The 13th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,   Anyway, I am back in the Ville and back in the Barrnens, one tough night.  I guess we really should just keep it light here at the Ville, but I gotta tell ya.  Three AM, Phil The Thrills Phone rings.  His sister passed at Hahnehman, the kids were really bad. I stayed with them, while he went over too Philly, not a good night, but as we say she is in a better place. Had been sick for awhile. If you will just drop a prayer or whatever you believe in, for the family.  Thank You. Ernie.
Well, I see the Ville is a mess, leave Plain alone for a day or two and this is what happens.  Broken rum bottles, decks of cards strewn all over the place, two passed out Slavs, a squirrel that looks like he had too much beaver, and an annoying parrot ARKING!!! at me telling me how much he hates me.  Ahh!! great too be back. I think Plain fried Weiner, but don't worry there is another asshole on the horizon, always is.  Gotta get back in shape here.  How about me picking Dallas, hah!! I thing LaBonnie is Dee Dee Wayne's boy.  I want to see that welcome now with all the smoke and dancin and strutting (no offense Plain), fuckin showboats and DOWN GO THE CHEAT..  I told you before Hitler mad Nowitsky, they put him on ice, and the Germans found him years later and revived him.  That dude is FrankenDirk.  Only his sports coats fit him. The original Frankenstien, the cheap fucker that made him, gave him a sport coat that was too small. He could  just about button it, plus the sleeves didn't cover the scars where they sewed his hands on.  I wonder if he put a dick on him, I also wonder if it was too small. I also wonder why anybody reads this shit.  Well if you wonder about anything strange let me hear it, we could do this for the week.  I also wonder why, they can't come up with a new monster.  If we could do that we would be billionaires.  Over and above 6000 hits Jimmy Mc great recruitin.  See you guys at the Ville.  Still wondering why I wonder..

Today is the 12th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye Lads  & Lassies, Hope everything is fine with ya on this fine Day. Haaaaaaaa I  was reading todays head lines and yep ironically it's about a Weiner. Head lines about a Weiner that struck me funny , the Media is Hard up for a Weiner! It says Anthony Weiner is taking" a short leave of absence from the house so that he can evaluate and map out his course of treatement to make himself well" This is his Quote lol They say that the married congressman whos wife is Pregnant scandal has a propensity for "sexting" and sending lewd photos of himself over the internet to Woman he met online. I mean is this Jerkoff that hard up ? I mean he's  sending nude pictures of himself to woman he never met and talking to 17 yeard old girls online and some of the pictures of his hard Weiner. He lied for 10 Days to try to cover it up (not his  Weiner) but what he did, he thinks everyone is friggin stupid . They all Do  His pal Shumer he said his constituents are dumb and  dont know  what they want so we vote for them . They all think that way.Especially this Weiner he is a loud mouth overbearing cocky lil Prick that thinks his shit dont stink! And whats even worse is  60 % of the New Yorks think he should stay.Arent the liberals great haaaaaaaaa the Republican that took his shirt off up there in New York was run out of town the next Day. Weiner was texting this 17 year old girl but he did nothing wrong ahhhhhhhhh he's 46  and a Congressman that sends nude pictures to woman he dont know with a hard on and him jerking himself off > So I find it HARD to belive he did nothing wrong. Lolllllllllll a Poll was Taken in  New York by Marist Colledge Institute for public opinion they found that 56 % of the people think Anthony and his Weriner should stay 12 % said thay werent sure lollllllllllllllllllllll thats 68 % of  fucking  Morons. So this  leads  me to ask you to bring up some of the other scandals In Washington other  than Monica Lewinsky we beat that to death with Impeached Billy Clinton. Something  like  "The Liar of the Senate" oppps I mean the Lion of the Senate Ted kennedy who Killed a Girl then served 40 years in the Liberal Senate .

Today is the 11th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye Lads & Lassies I just got home and it's like 3:30 in the friggin marnin I lost at cards  and i'm pissed. Shrugs I'll get em next time.Well Simple will be in the Yunk today we gotta get the Belmont that is if I dont Crash and sleep right thru it. I like the Longshot the 1 so we shall see.I know Simple and I wont be on Much today so ya get another freebie have fun and have a great Day.

Today is the 10th Day of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Zoomssssssssssssss thru the ville on my Shopping Cart beeping the Horn

"Today Is The 9th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Watchin my coffee!!  What are you two doing.? Blat and Slat are staring in my window looking at my coffee. That's not what I meant, get outta here.  Start the day off with these two assholes.  Hey I got that fuckin spider, well him or her or one of their relatives.  Get ready for some Heat and I don't mean Miami, I hope they go down again tonight.  That big German, Nowitsky ain't human. I'm telling you Hitler made him and the new German Government found him and shipped his ass over here.WAKE UP OR DOWN PLAIN!!! If you and the rest of the goofs are going goofing today (which I know you are), keep whacking your balls into the water, that way they will at least stay cool GAFAWWW!!! Cool Balls, hey there is a new saying at this here Ville. Hey Simple how are ya!! Cool Balls my man. Cool Balls. How are you?? Cool Balls Simple, Cool Balls.  I like it, it has a nice ring too it.  YYOW!!!! Put the cow bells down you too Slavic assholes!!! This language is fucked up. You know we have the third and last leg of the triple crown races coming up this Saturday. Picks will be available tomorrow.  Doesn't have quite the thrill, when the Triple Crown is not at stake, but still should be a damn good horse race.
Well yesterday we had betrayal and Strebor hit on some good ones late. Today let' do the opposite. That is easy around here. How about Friendship, you know famous friends throughout history, or present day or anytime you like.  No Rules.   Enjoy the day lads and lassies. (not the dog). I gotta feed the critters. Sam is still chasing Beaver.. Gotta love the mascot.
NUMBER ONE: "ME AND MY BROTHERS, FRIENDS FROM THE BEGINNING FRIENDS TILL THE END"
Butch and Sundance
Bonnie and Clyde man, they hung out together until they made Swiss cheese out of them.
Doc Holiday and Wyatt Earp.
Friendship bring it on.

Today Is The 8th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Hi My Main Man Plain, if your balls are out there today, they will be fried the first time you whack them haahahhahhahaah oh ahhaahhhhaaha, OW!!!! coffee on the nuts OW!!!! what the!!! be back....................................................I know Mom (RIP) that is God punishing me.  I don't really care, because right now if he is out there his balls are starting to fry, of course along with the other goofs..Whack on Plain, and take solace in the fact that my nuts are as scalded as your balls are fried.
I saw where people are trying to determine if Weiner committed adultery, hell I looked at a Playboy at the Roxy drugstore when I was in third grade, went to confession and told Fr, Cosgrove I committed adultery, but that is for bigger morons than myself to decide.  I just think he proved he is an asshole.  Sooo, the wifey is a first lady to the former first lady, one Hillary Clownton, well she can give her plenty of advice on whether or not he should be axed. She stuck it out with The Billy Goat from Arkansas, he definitely had two horns.   I guess it basically just comes down to some form of betrayal.  Ah!! betrayal, how many betrayals were there throughout history and throughout our own lifetimes.  I already mentioned two.  Let me throw a few more out there and see if anybody catches them..
Let's go way back in the life time of humanity: Adam and Eve should not have ate that apple guys.  Betrayed the wrong Guy!!
Keep it in the family:  Caine killed his brother Abel, talk about a dysfunctional family, they started it.
Let's not leave the ancient world yet:  Et tu Brute' You too Brutus , out of the mouth of one Julius Caesar as his best friend was stabbing him, bad shit..
Carry on troops I know you will have betrayal on your mind.. One more, and it is a biggie.
30 pieces of Silver for thirty pieces of silver.  Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ.  Uh Oh, bad move Judas..
Can't stop, Willie Nelson has some of my all time favorite hits, but Pancho and Lefty is way up there. How could Lefty do that to the great Pancho Villa.
Get it going.  Jimmy Mc you OK dude?? You usually have to through something on this fire.  Of course I am sure there are many days you wondered if I was ok??

"Today Is The 7th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Wiener would be old new now,  but you know, that I know, that you know, there are going to be more women, more photographs, more late nite calls, and maybe the big one from Weiner, meeting with some of the tweets that follow him.  Greeny likes that he tweets, Greeny thought his cousins the love birds, and the sparrows were the only ones that tweeted.  He was at my window about 3 am, ARK!! Weiner Tweets!! Weiner Tweets!! I know he tweets, Greeny go to bed, your drunk. ARK!! fuck you simple, fuck you simple.  Man, I hate that parrot.  I  know one person in this world that thinks Weiner is the nuts.. Ahnold Shwazenegger, yep, Weiner got him right off of the grill, and jumped on himself. NO!! NO!! These fuckin Slavs just jumped on the grill again, there they go running out of the Ville and into the pines, I hope that Old Jersey Devil puts them out of their misery.
Nice game by the Phils last nite.  Cliff Lee doing what Cliff Lee does best, striking out 10 in 7 innings, pretty impressive.
Hurricane Shwartz has predicted the second heat wave of the summer (Sounds like a Martha and the Vandella's song), The Hurricane had a new bow tie on,  why and how did that nerd get a name like Hurricane.  Check him out some time,  he looks like Weiners cousin Shnitzel Shwartz.
Well we have grilled Weiner, and the Slavs had grilled themselves, now according the the Hurricane, we are all going to get grilled.  Enjoy the day, Plain and Simpletons.  Hey Plain, if you are out hitting your balls around, I hope you have a full canteen (that mans canteen was never full, hhahhhahhhaaahh). Sometimes I crack myself up, better say that real low, Good Lord only knows what the Slavs would do with that one. Hey kind of a free day here at Plain and Simple, talk about whatever (like you don't do that anyway) Vent, Rent and stay cool.  Go ahead throw some shit against the screen some might stick.. Later.

Today is the 6th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marnin to ya and I do mean the top Christ  tis  5 Minutes to 12 where the hell is Simple bet he's messin around with all that beaver I brought in.The man just takes to many Days off.Ive been out wacking my Balls all morning and I come back to no Post from the Host.So lets see what's in the news Oh yeah plaxico Burress just got out of jail he was wearing a Phillies hat. There saying  Philly Is the #1 team after him. And why not he will fit right in With  Mike Prick and Reeds Kids, Philly is the place he should be. Let us know how ya feel about that. Smirks and walks away.

"Today Is the 5th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Did somebody say BEAVER!!!!!  No I don't want anybody worrying, I am fine, yeah, like any of you gave a shit. I gotta admit I do miss this place, gotta be something wrong with me.. Where were we 47 years ago today Jimmy Mc, that's right graduationg from Catholic High!! Don't seem like almost 1/2 a century went by, but it did. When Day Mounts The East What Flag Does He Hold, He flings out the banner of The Purple and The Gold and when at the eve he sinks too his rest with Purple and the Gold still aflame in the West. Then stand by the flag the young and the old it's colors are yours The Purple and Gold.  A smile on the lip a tear in the eye salute ye the colors of Catholic Hihg. HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH.  I remember I couldn't wait too get out of that place and my Dad kept saying kid you will someday remember those years as being the best of your life.. Once again you were right Big E (RIP) thanks for the 4 deuces yesterday, they saved me.  Well everybody I am not back to the Pines yet, I am on a remote puter station somewhere in Cherry Hill.  Won't get back till tomorrow, but I can jump on here during the games.  Phils, and Dallas, Miami. 
Good talking to you yesterday Plain, that was yesterday right?
Hey if you guys got anything High School through it out there today, I gotta shit, shower and shave..

Today is the 4th Day of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top Of the Marnin to ye Lads  & Lassies and a fine Marnin it tis nods yep it is If your Reading this  your way ahead of the Game. Looks in real close and whispers alot of Peeps did'nt wake up today. Yep sad but true, I dont know where Simple is and I had a rough night did'nt get home from playing cards til 4 am and I just noticed  there was no Taps. I was agased right at the moment I think it was from the Taco's we had smirks. I also wonder where Strebor was She does a great Taps and Pat Mc is missing and where the hell is Catey & Sara this is getting scary haven't heard from the General and and Earman throws up my hands wtf is going on here Jimmy Mc left the last Post holds out my hands and wonders  am I the Only one left? I saw where there was a Rabid Beaver up in Penntpack Park bitting a bunch of people!!!! Scary shit alot of people walk along the creek up there with  there girlfriends and wives and significant other's. And some with all three Yep I know hard to belive! But can ya imagine being up there  with your main Squeeze and being attacked By  A Beaver. I mean I rember Lil Beaver but Ive seen some Big Beavers too .You could be trying to get some Beaver then get attacked by a Beaver and they also smack you with there Tail so now your getting beaver and getting attacked by Beaver and getting Tail all at once what a crazy world we live in . I'm staying away from Pennypack Park I never thought you would ever hear me say this but I dont want an Beaver attacking me!!!!!Let me know if your out there and if you enjoy a Beaver Attack !!!!!!!!

"Today Is The 3rd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  First VODKADAY in June, think I am ready. Hurricane Swhartz of the Weather Shwartzes is an asshole. I am a little sick of The Hurricane.  How did that puppet ever get a name like Hurricane.  What guy named Hurrican walks around with Arnold Stange glasses and bow ties and always predicts the weather wrong. Are the Swhwartzes , related to the Shnitzels.  sound like they be from the same tubular family.  Hey!! I'll have a Shnitzel and my kid will have a Shwartz both with mustard and we will relish them.
Aw! VODKADAY, the elixir that is the best fixer.  1 PM first Vodka, hey Ern how ya doin.  Fuckin lousy leave me be.  Bad times pal.  Yeah if it is any of your fucking business.  2 PM Hey Ern how ya doin, ahhh pretty good you want a beer??  3 PM Hey Ern how ya doin? Pretty fuckin good, everything is cool, how you doin? How's the missus and the kids, oh I didn't know you were divorced and didn't have any kids, how ya like that. HAHAHHAHHAHAH.  4 PM HEY!! HOW IS EVERBODY DOIN, YO TOM TURN ON THE JUKE BOX, LET"S HAVE  A SING ALONG. 5PM Hey Ern where did you learn those dance moves? Plain taught me.  6PM YO Ern!! Ern!! HUH HUH, your dancin and singin with yourself. Yeah I'm playin with myself too HA HA!! I'm a happy druuuunk!! I guess Tommy and the crew just love when I walk through that door.  So, as we start the first Vodkaday in June.  I wish everyone a hearty and healthful VODKADAY.  and a great weekend. Today give me some of your favorite Booze names, you know like Jack Daniels, or Bloody Mary, gotta have a persons name in the friggin thing. I gotta get stringent (how ya like that word) Strebor was tired after all that yard work, but she was doing hot dogs yesterday.. Quite a lovely day out,  go enjoy, love you guys. Don't know if I will call Taps if not somebody take over the duty.. Sang to the tune The Wizard Of Oz  I"MMMMMMMMMM OFFFFF TOOOOO SEEEEEEEEE THEEE BOTTTTTTTLE THE WONDERFUL BOTTTTTLE OF VOODDKAAAAA.. IFFFFFFFF EVERRRRRR A BOOOTTTTTTTLE OOFFFFFFF VODKAAAAAAAAA THEREEEEEEEEEE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!  Ah the Slavs are running after me yellin VE VANT VOODKA TOOO!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUU!!!!!

"Today Is The 2nd Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, rough nite here at the Ville, put the Slavs to work cleaning up the Streets, could not get the other two drunken wretches out of their hole to help.  Blat and Slat worked till about 2 AM bitchin the whole time. Vat a loussssy Jeb, clinnin op dis chit.. Hey I took them in I am teaching them this wondrous language, a I feed them bagels and butter they can clean up a little shit.. Anyway, the Ville is sparkling again, and ready too roll.  I heard some screachin out there last nite I thought maybe Plain skidded on a turd or something, but it was just one of the nasty ass turkey buzzards that live around here. So, we are back to normal.  Right, anybody that believes that, read again what I just wrote. Does that read like the musings of a normal man??
Yo, yesterday coming back from the one store that has bagels, I saw a pine snake, not that big, maybe four feet.  I ran over one back in the seventies driving a 18 ft. cab over, diesel, thought it was a stick, that fucker must have been 8 foot long. It was on the back roads right outside egg harbor.  Another mess in the road..So much for messes, but not snakes.  You know all snakes don't crawl on their bellies, a lot of them are actors, politicians and everyday sheople, it just seems like we don't hear too much about the everyday sheople.
The latest one to hit the grille is Weiner, well in fact sooner or later most Weiners  do hit the grill.  It is a little known fact that this Congressman Weiner is a descendant of none other than that most famous of Weiners, one Oscar Meyer, yes he is.  Meyer was Weiners little Great Grandfather on his fathers side.  They were of the Oscar Meyer Weiners.  His Great Grandfather Oscar used to advertise his Weiners on TV and travel around in a car that was shaped like a Weiner, nobody ever accused him of being a pervert.. This little bastard exploited his Wiener far above sending a picture of it over the internet.  He actually wrapped up replicas of his Weiner and sold them in the Acme and such other places.  I mean it was a pretty big Weiner for such a small guy, some people actually said he was a midget.  I think by making the Weiners bigger than it actually was, he made himself look big.  Midgets do that they call it lengthening, and other Midgets don't like it. Anyway, this Congressman Weiner sent a set of his scivvies across the internet and I think, now hold onto your seats, his Wiener was hanging out or sticking out.. If it was anything like Grand Daddy Oscars, he should have just sent a picture of his pinkie.. On that note, what is the difference what I put out here you just go ahead and do what ever you want anyway, but I'll try.  Right before Weiner Shnitzel, that is another relative on his fathers side the Shnitzels, there was Ahnold The Spermanator.  How many of these morons can you think of, not only present but past that have been in the public eye and then got caught getting in trouble with their private eye, there have been many... See Ya Later.. Scandal and Weiners.

"Today Is The 1st Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, You kidden? What happened to May?  Ran off with a Slav, you say, I don't think so, they are still here. WOW! see ya Miss May, let's go forward into Miss June..Now that would be a beauty contest, have the ladies representing the months of the year.  I think most of the months are uses as names, we will try that today, do anything, or anybody with a name that has a month in it. Like January Jones, you know January Jones, right, he used to live on Lyceum, right there on the Manayunk Wall.  He had a sister Beatrice Jones, she looked a little like Oprah, in fact she acted like Oprah.  I went there for Halloween on time, and all the Jones were sitting on her listening to the radio. Yep they were. Didn't get any candy, but laughed my ass off all the way up the hill..There was a song Back in the fifties, "April Love" sung by none other than Pat Goone. Little known fact he was of the Kentucky Goones, that's right, his great, great, great grand daddy was none other than Daniel Goone. Pat wasn't much for explorin, he was more into looking like a real Goone, he wore them white bucks and had a glow about him, that made him look ivory snow white, more like a sheet than human, but I digress.  As Simon and Garfunkle once sang: Juunnnne She'll Play that tune."  June usually a pretty good month. Get out of school month, that had to be good, that is the real start of summer.  So, let's get on with the months.  I know, no rules, but please try and stay with the months.  I will Thank You at taps..  Ok  Blat, Splat you awake, NIT VE ART ONT STRIKE. Your on Strike why? NOVITSKY GOT BIT. Somebody bit Nowitsky.  OH BOY SLAT GET YOUR TEETH OUT OF BLAT'S ANKLE!!!! There is no way to teach this language.  Maybe I'll try to learn Slovenian..
June Billingsly
Frederick March
December Bride.
Joseph Cotton, because they harvest cotton in all the summer months, well at least I think they do, because everytime I ever saw a movie with an old Southern Flavor, they had the blacks out in the fields and it sure looked hot..