Today is the 19th Day of June in the Year of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marnin to ye Lads & Lassies and if ya Our then Happy Fathers Days too cause I know some of ya Mums was even the Dads and fine ones ya turned out to be. Simple stopped in late I did see but where the Hell is he now?He is the Bester poster there is I can't hold a Kid or a Candle to him when it comes to a Postin and doin the toastin and I hate Hoastin.So lets see somethin from me!!!!!! I gotta hurry cause I gotta pee! How bout funny stories about Dads or Any Lads it could be, anything even about fads, or Cads I am I am  Why sit there like that ? Are you a Cat in the hat ? Let me repeat and I wont shout ! I have to leave I have to get out !If we had a Cat in the Hat we could do that ! Okay do it cause i'm out..........