Mornin, Watchin my coffee!! What are you two doing.? Blat and Slat are staring in my window looking at my coffee. That's not what I meant, get outta here. Start the day off with these two assholes. Hey I got that fuckin spider, well him or her or one of their relatives. Get ready for some Heat and I don't mean Miami, I hope they go down again tonight. That big German, Nowitsky ain't human. I'm telling you Hitler made him and the new German Government found him and shipped his ass over here.WAKE UP OR DOWN PLAIN!!! If you and the rest of the goofs are going goofing today (which I know you are), keep whacking your balls into the water, that way they will at least stay cool GAFAWWW!!! Cool Balls, hey there is a new saying at this here Ville. Hey Simple how are ya!! Cool Balls my man. Cool Balls. How are you?? Cool Balls Simple, Cool Balls. I like it, it has a nice ring too it. YYOW!!!! Put the cow bells down you too Slavic assholes!!! This language is fucked up. You know we have the third and last leg of the triple crown races coming up this Saturday. Picks will be available tomorrow. Doesn't have quite the thrill, when the Triple Crown is not at stake, but still should be a damn good horse race.
Well yesterday we had betrayal and Strebor hit on some good ones late. Today let' do the opposite. That is easy around here. How about Friendship, you know famous friends throughout history, or present day or anytime you like. No Rules. Enjoy the day lads and lassies. (not the dog). I gotta feed the critters. Sam is still chasing Beaver.. Gotta love the mascot.
NUMBER ONE: "ME AND MY BROTHERS, FRIENDS FROM THE BEGINNING FRIENDS TILL THE END"
Butch and Sundance
Bonnie and Clyde man, they hung out together until they made Swiss cheese out of them.
Doc Holiday and Wyatt Earp.
Friendship bring it on.
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Mornin', glad I don't drink coffee or live in a menagerie. Friendship, a beautiful word!
1. Plain & Simple
2. All of Plain & Simple's gang
3. My gal-pals and me - 12 years of school; out 53 years (yesterday) meaning we have known and still love one another for 65 years
4.Jack Benny & Rochester
5. Bing & Bob (2 of Simple's faves)
6. Frank, Dino & the Rat Pack
7. Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn
And last but not least, all my wonderful family and friends. I am blessed as I have many!
THE HEAT IS ON! STAY COOL!
Good ones Strebor, I think you may have to do TAPS tonite. I was going to use you and your gal pals, but I left it out there for you. That only can happen in Manayunk kids.
Simples all time favorite Oprah and BFF Gayle.
Pat Mc and his aresnal
Plain and his Golf Clubs
Tonto and The Lone Ranger
Roy and Dale
I agree with Strebor......Family
Bert and Ernie
Stiller and Meara
Cisco and Chico
Gene Autry and Champion
Simple you have to start digging in your back yard. They founds that Turtle that was 65 million years old......65 million....wtf...put Sammy and the Green one and the Goat to work and find a fossil like that to add to the menagerie.
Yard you say, this is a pine tree, bug infested, frog leaping, squirrel fucking beaver, and Slav menagerie, and you want me diggin. Ok, I will go out there today about 130 in the Pines and start digging to see if I can find one of Freddy's ancestors. I thought Ernie Keebler was bad, until I met Freddy Turtle!!! lol.
J. McC, sorry but I have to correct you it was Cisco & Pancho!
That's ok tho they probably had a buddy named Chico.
My word is equaless - talk about a contradiction! Simple try explaining this to Blat & Slat!
Now, your correcting again Strebor. Little known fact, on Chico and the Man he had a friend Cisco.
Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin.
By the time they ended their act they were ready to rip each others throats out.
Frank Sinatra and Eli Wallach. Little known fact when Eli was broke he got busted by the IRS. Frank sent him a blank check and told him to cover whatever the cost was.
I like little known facts. Little known fact if Sammy catches up to that Beaver today, they may both die of heat exhaustion, unless he finds an air conditioned hole.
Plain your balls and the goofs balls have to be the hottest balls in Manayunk. You guys get done golfin go down Ecks and tell Tommy how hot your balls are, put it in the Manayunk Review, Plain, Monk, and Babe have the hottest balls going. You can have a hot balls contest at Ecks. Lay your balls on the bar and see which ones are the hottest. We can test them with one of those thermometers they stick in turkeys at Thanksgiving. A prize of a brand new ball holder can be givin to the winner. In fact we can sell tickets. They would sell like wild fire today..
Tommy said as soon as you walk in he will turn on "Great Balls Of Fire." This will kick off the hot balls contest. If nuts were included I could get in it, because I have some scaled nuts, but this is restricted to balls only. The thermometer will not hurt your balls. It will only be a little hole in one of the dimples. Just be ready to lay them out right away, so they don't have time to cool off. If you want to cool them off after the contest, cups of ice will be at your disposal. Just hold it between your legs and drop your balls in, it will have an immediate cooling effect. Your Welcome.
I wish I could be there, for the results, but I am sure they will be posted by Plain later on today. In fact if you can take a few pictures send them over the Internet too me.
Thanks Again, Your Friend Always.
Simple!!!LMFBO
Thats ok Strebor we need an editor and someone to monitor our passages. You are right I remember now " Oh Panchoooooo, Oh Ciscoooooo"
Somewhere Howdy Doody and Captain Bob with Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring. Clarabell.
Mister Rogers was friends with everyone.
Simple, Dynamite might do it. Do you put out a stand and sell Pine Cones at Christmas? Those Pine needles are the best weed control you can get. Have the menagerie bag those needles and sell them.
I gotta get out of the Ville. Plain, Let me know how you make out with the hot balls contest. My money is riding on your balls, winning it all. Hot time in the old town tonite. Later Villers. Somebody do Taps. Plain be Posting tomorrow.
Hymnnnnnnnnn I walk in here and see people talking about Friendship and have to laugh. Friendship is earened by years and years of trust when someone knows the faults and all th good inside and outside of thr person then they have a base.When you get to know everything about a person and dont judge then you may be able to call yourself a friend!Love for someone is unconditional and until you have found what we have you have nothing. I am the luckest guy in the world and have friends.
You are absofuckinglutely right. It is said that if you have one or two true friends you are lucky. We all have many aquaitances but friends are truely earned with everything you stated. I think that we are lucky that we grew up where we did, learned what we did and act accordingly. There is a lot to be thankful for and to have a couple of friends is a bonus.
Now simple has many TRUE friends that are human..... but he is ahead of most of with his animal friends. Unconditional love is given to him in the Pine Menagerie. Except for the spider.
Hmmmmmmmm Jimmy Mc I do belive you are so correct again and usually are sometimes I am taken aback by the comments both you and Strebor make in which she hit the nail right on the head again today, and always has some classic comments and great answers You both are prolly two of the betterones when it comes to commenting to Simples Questions I couldn't have done better myself cough cough errrrrrr welllll sure I could have but you know what I mean!As far as the Belmont I am betting the #1 horse with Animal Kingdom and the winner of the preakness smiles do your homework guys and gals Kizer Sosie is never wrong.
I'm sorry so sorry please accept my apolgy Connie Francis 1958. Easy thing to say for some people I'm sorry ,then things are suppose to be okay all is forgiven. Well that is if your a Liberal or a progressive Like Bill Clinton who got a blow job from a Kid in the white House, or Ted Kennedy who killed a Girl then served 40 years in the Senate,Or Barney Frank his boyfriend was doing Gay Prostitution in his basement for years they never quit the Liberals love them so why should Weiner He will be re-elected in New York they could care less as long as he votes to give shit away like the rest of the liberals.I find it ammazing how people can get mad at each other because one person dont belive what another does! One may be and usually always is uninformed one of my problems is saying your fucking stupid smirks some peple can't handle the truth. Ive been told becuase I dont belive in a whole lot of what the bible says I am Blasphemous by more than a few people I respect and some I love. Some people wont argue their points or how they feel they dont want to upset anyone. Thats whats wrong in this world 70 % of this country think Obama is doing the worst job ever as President but wont come out and say it.Because they will be called Raciest and get banged by the most liberal progressive hate mongers and bashers there is. Like the news media and the sheep just belive the bullshit rather than look things up for themself. Like Jeff Emult the ceo of GE who owned channel # 10 and MSNBC HE SOLD THAT FOR bILLIONS And became one of Obamas cabnet members and if the cap and trade goes thru he will make Trillions along with George Soros so my point is Obama look who surrounds him Clinton, Kennedy all of them the brothers anyway,Barney Frank, Weiner and the Republican who took his shit off who was fired the next day there all fucking Zeros there nothing and this is my opinion and I will keep it no matter how much or whomever thinks it is wrong if you dont like how I think dont talk to me I wont miss a fucking thing smiles and gets off my sopa box, I'm sorry so sorry haaaaaaaa everything is okay now huh? Who gives a Fuck go live in your own world and keep following. God forbid if you ever get a thought of your own.
Turns out the lightssssssss the partysssssssssss over ....Gid Nite Misses Calabash whereever ya are........
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