"Today Is The 31st And Last Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Mournin,  Are you kidding me, mournin don't get it. I would be hell bent on splitting the Yunk right about now, I knew that Labor Day Bullshit Holiday was approaching and summer was coming to a swift end.  I also knew my new sneakers were now old.. How was I going to talk my Mom and Dad out of sending me back to prison..(St. John's Parochial Prison For Boys.), time to start Jonesing little Simpleton, this summer is rapidly ending. My first Post in August said die she must, and just like everything (but the divinity you believe in, and things that are infinite) she will die.  Saying goodbye too a pretty good August at TAPS.
As for today, who knows what will happen in this place. It doesn't seem too much matter what kinda topic I throw out there, you citizens and sages just fire anything you feel like.. I guess that is what no rules means, but as Plain so explicitly brought to my attention, (might have been J Mc), Isn't having no rules a rule..So in itself this place is a contradiction in terms.. There ya go contradictions in terms, this should be good, and let me make one thing specifically clear. I do not now or ever give a fuck if we did this before. If we did do it again, if you don't want to do it, do what you always do and do something else.  It seems to come natural for all of you. Today try and keep the course, whether it be North, South, East, or West, on the Ridge or 422 or the Black Horse Pike or Rt. 1, or Pechin and Shurs...Remember Shirley's is a battle cry..Of course the only one that remembers it is Finn McCool, who is dancing around with his chest pumped out and his hair standing on end.. Carol probably had too give him mouth too mouth after he danced with the stars...LOL!! Come on in, have a good time.  Simple got some work too do and I will be back later...Whack on Plain, Whack on.. You should be a pretty good Whacker by now..I can't wait too caddy for you....If you guys go golfing in Florida, I am in, me and the General have been practicing on the side.. I am one hell of a chipper..whispering in a very low voice, he stinks.....

"Today Is The 30th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin..Ah!! the sun shines in late August.  Phils win a good tight ballgame last nite, to Phillies fans more important was the way Hamels pitched. Kid is really a good pitcher..They talk a lot about Halliday an Lee as well they should, but man Hamels is right there with them..Should be a fun stretch drive. 33 games in 31 days, the media wants too say that is a daunting task, come on, oh great scribes of the North.  Going down in that mine shaft 1 day is a daunting task, but sports in general (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL.)!! OW COFFEE ON THE BALLS, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm back..Sports in general, and kept in a proper perspective is actually a wonderful thing for our society.. I for one loved playing sports growing up, as I got older, played ball with my friends against each other, then against different neighborhoods, we always had good teams as the guys I grew up with were all pretty good athletes.  I can give you one fast pitch softball team we fielded, position by position and this is after the service. It was an American Legion Fast Pitch Softball League, in Germantown.. Ready for this roster..........Drum Roll Easy...........................Pitching:  Dave Morris,  Catching, none other than General Joe Tin, First Base, Robert (how many of you knew that) Butch Witkowski,  Second Base, Thomas "Floyd" Flaherty, Short Stop: Joe "Lower Lip Louie" Renshaw (R.I. P. my friend.) Third Base,  Pat Renshaw. Center Field, You got it.. Ernie "Simpleton" Keebler.  Left Field, James "Jimbo" Cairnes (R.I.P. my friend)," Right Field, Jim "Monk" Moran." (he is still with us Jimmy Mc, thank You God).  Now if you will read that roster again, you may say, "wait where is Terrance "Plain" Morris.. HE IS EVERYWHERE!!!!! Relief Pitcher, first base, second base, shortstop, third base, outfield, catcher and all around fucking ball breaker of the other team..Yeah that's right Plain played every position, and did a damn good job may I add.. I think we were 7-7 or something like that. If my memory serves me correctly, they were pretty high scoring affairs and a lot of fun..I also remember meeting Babe and Butch at the Rec probably around 1958, and me and Floyd started playing basketball with them, along with Pat and Joe and Dave and Terry, pretty formidable bunch too beat at anything.. I know we always held our own against anybody in any sport.. One last thing, I remember Tommy and myself riding up to Andorra when the bowling lanes, we were in a league on Saturday Mornings.  I think we only did it for one year..
This post on sports has an ulterior motive today.  I know that you know that Michael Vick signed a 100 million dollar contract. I also want you to know that is doesn't matter, that is what they do.., and the place will be packed, and rightfully so.  You know why, because of my opening statements people relate to sports, when they grew up, when their children grew up, and it is a good thing.. I know he gets a 100 million (I really don't think he will ever see that much money), but the trickle down effect of the Keynesian Economic Theory goes into effect..It means that the people that print the tickets, the people that sell them, the people that check them, the people that make the uniforms, the people that sell them, the people that line the field, the people that work the concessions, the people that own the concessions, the people that drive the buses and trains, the people that sell the beer and ice, the people that, well you get my drift... They all make their livings off of our sports teams, and remember that only a few elite players in each league get this kind of money, do I think it is ridiculous? Of course, but that is how our economic system works... I also think it is ridiculous that the President of Caesars got a 96 million dollar bonus last year, while they continued to cut jobs and take benefits away from the remaining employees.. We don't hear a lot about that, but it exist in the corporate world a hell of a lot more than it does the sports world.. I think they would do us all a favor, by giving out the contracts in private. We really don't need too know what they make.  There is nothing we can or will do about it.. I for one don't go to games, but I was at everyone when I was younger.., the younger people enjoy their day of football or baseball, as we all do, so go enjoy forget about the salaries, and remember the hot dog guy makes his living off these games.. Yes Plain, they are a bunch of spoiled and sometimes arrogant lot, but sports is sports and you and I will both be watching come opening day of football..Add anything you guys want, and as you see our opinions about Vick or anyone else, matter not...........................

Today is the 29th day of August in the year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marrin to ye Lads & Lassies,We said Goodnite to Irene, and Strebor and Jimmy Mc said it all ;sorry for anyone who lost there lives and others that lost Material things, it's a short visit here on this earth and we take things for Granted.So treat people like you would like to be Treated, treat the assholes like assholes." Give Thanks for what you are Today,and keep fighting for what you want to be Tommrow"

               Simple Is still among the missing he is prolly still waiting for his Car to dry out on Admiral Wilson Blvd.So hear I am doing all the work again! I need a vacation, he's going to Miss me when I go to Bermuda very Shortly,and they have some Great golf Courses down there. soooooooooooooo this  leads  me to ask where was your best Vacation and  why?And mmmmmmmmmm I don't think we did this before.............I'll be  back

Today is the 28th Day of August in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye Lads & Lassies the rain and winds are almost over and I  hope everyone is well.As much as i joke around about it  being  Nothing  ,I  know it causes stress and work and heartbreak for alot of People. All and all  I think  is Christie make a good Call I still think Bloomberg is and Asshole, smirks.I wish Christie would tell everyone to get the Hell out of Philadelphia, just so we could start over, better  yet tell all the assholes in Washington D.C. to get out and don't come back!!!!!!Simple is prolly stuck somewhere on Admiral Wilson Blvd. punching  his steering wheel say why the fuck didnt I go around, it didnt look that deep, he prolly has boats  passing  him as he is  cursing them as they go  by.Manayunk is  underwater and I know  how those People feel. been there done that.Trees down, power outtages, houses flooded, nothing  but work and stress, but as long as you have your health your still ahead of the game, because thats what life is a game and a short one at that, so play it well , be safe and God Bless.

"Today Is The 27th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Happy Birtday to my brother, Sergeant Thomas "Floyd" Flaherty." how the fuck did you ever see 65? Well it don't matter, it is a privilege not granted too everyone, and I know a whole lot of people that are sure happy you did.. I have been a blessed man just for having the privilege of calling you my friend and brother..Except for those twenty or thirty times you had try too kill me..Sorry about breaking that cast over your head, but at that time it seemed like a good idea..LMBO!!! Tom I think I speak for your family and your friends on this one. You are one unique human being (if you are human), we all love you man, you are one of the best men I have ever met. You have Character, Honor, Integrity, and Courage, above and beyond the call of duty..  You and me have been together since birth, somebody up there must like you..When you came home from the hospital in The Year Of Our Lord 1946.  I was already in my first rack (crib) on Baker Street, I was your first Birthday present.. It is unbelievable that we have been together ever since, especially the things that we have gone through in this life.. From the rocking of the cradle to the rolling of the hearse, we have and always will be brothers..I love you my man.  Hey if the Big E was still here, he would say "Happy Birthday Iron Man.."  Carry on Marine, many many more Birthdays , see you as soon as I can..
Hey Citizens, and visitors too the Ville, Saturday in the Ville so far we are still here.  Place is kinda deserted except for me and the critters. Lots of spiders and bugs didn't make it back too the web or the nest last night, I was like the General, I was exterminating everything...Talk too me people.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!
I in my infinite Simpleness (ala McCool), call Floyd yesterday too wish him Happy Birthday, he says it's the 27th I say I know it is the 27th, he says evidently you don't because the 27th is tomorrow..LMAO!!  After we stop laughing he says that's why you were a Lance Corporal for four years...See Jimmy Mc don't feel too bad you ain't the only one that doesn't know what day it is..Alrighty then, WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Man is incorrigible.. I know you at the other Goofy Toads ain't whackin your balls today.., you all may be together for a Saturday morning cartoon fest, but you ain't whackin your balls...Hey, I guess Irene is still headin for the Ville but last I heard it may be a tropical storm or a thunder storm.. Way too go Panic Land, fuckin New Jermany evacuates the whole shore area..That probably only cost the shore about a billion, and all the sheople had too drive home and watch it rain..I should be running this country..When I retire, (hopefully), I might take up politics. I could have Plain for my manager, we should be assassinated within the hour..Hey guys, give me some little known facts about Hurricanes..and let's have a good time on Floyd's Birthday....

"Today Is The 26th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Afternoon, Evening... Whatever.. Where the fuck is Plain??? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!!!!!  If I don't show,  they just go AWOL... Do something will ya Plain, I been a little busy lately.. Well a lot busy.. You think you could find a fuckin post in your black heart, nooooooo go whack your balls off that is more important.. I am finally getting sick of you Plain.. I want too meet you in Atlantic City about 8AM Sunday, make sure you are there... I'm sorry, you know I can't stay mad at you.. Just be in Atlantic City Sunday, I'll buy you lunch.. Earthquake, Hurricanes, Locusts, Beetles and a bevy of critters.. recipe for disaster.. I am telling you right now if a fuckin hurrican takes me out that shit ain't fair.. I am going to be 92 and get shot by a jealous husband.. No rules bring on some storms, bring on anything you want.. I will be remote again, I will try and get on a puter.. The pine barrens is not a safe haven, except for me and the critters.  I will be back out here tomorrow.. Rt.206 and 70 are the main arteries through these pines.. They are swamped with sheople heading back from the barrier islands.. Why don't you just fuckin stay there..Winds are only going to be 150.. what the fuck I stood behind a jet one time it took off and I woke up about 6 hours later, they told me that gust that hit me was 200 miles an hour, I was in a different county... Such is the life of a Simpleton.. I was always taught to look behind me before I took off....

"Today Is The 25th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.. August die she must.. Comin to a screeching halt or a wind blown halt either one of the two.. I haven't heard too much about the hurricane a comin, but somebody did say it was heading up this way.. That is all I had too hear..I immediately ran to Buzby's General Store circa 1800's and bought every can of soup, pineapples, coffee in cans only, aspirin for HEADaches, bandages, toilet tissue, or shit paper if you prefer, beans, too go with the shit paper, a 1999 playboy too go with the shit paper..apples sauce too go with the beef jerky, two cans of syrup, to go with the pancakes, never mind put that back, got a box of stick matches non waterproof. A can of nuts (Sammy) Cans (Billy) whatever for the Slavs..crackers (Greeney) and all kinda assorted jerkey for me and Mere.. Let me see, bottled water,,,,,,hmmm.. Hey lady what the fuck you doin that is my stuff.. I'm taking it back to Jenkins Neck for me and Clyde.  No ya ain't, get away from my stuff.. Hey Buzz tell her too get away from my stuff.  Matilda, that is not yours dear, we made a delivery too your house last night, but I want those pineapples.. Yo, dude give her the pineapples and send her on her way.. Hey Ernie you better pay for this shit and get out here comes the Blueberry Crew, they are supposedly going to hold up in Blue Anchor.. OK here is the cash Buzz let's throw it in the truck and let me get outta here.. Is this hurricane going to whack the pines or what?? Don't know Ernie but you are well prepared, but who is going to eat all these nuts and jerky and beans and who the hell is going to use all this shit paper. Hey Buzz you know me my man, I live in a menagerie...I'll bet in the city little old ladies are getting run over in the Acme, people are buying enough water to open a car wash, got their kids shitting themselves, thus shit paper. Panic, may friends panic, something the American Sheople do well.  Well whatever your panic mode remember this a ("kiss is just a kiss." "a smile is just a smile, as time goes by."  that's not what I wanted to write).  Panic mode is measured in tens, one too ten.. If you are a ten, you are a blithering fucking idiot right about now.. If you are a one, you are with me in the bunker, playing black jack with a bottle of Vodka.. One thing about the Good Old Mother Nature, ain't really a whole lot you can do about it.. If you don't like what is a comin, get the fuck outta here.. Me I got work too do.. Yo, tell me some stories about you or people you know in a Mother Nature type of panic situation and how they act..
I remember Hurricane Hazel, I guess mid 1950's, my Dad decides too stay out late with his buddy's, Me, My Mother and Sister are all in the same bed, my Mom has us saying the rosary, when lo and behold I hear. "Cab Driver, drive by Mary's place." blaring down stairs.  Naturally I thought it was somebody from heaven that came too save us from the Hurricane, nah, just The Big E, and his cronies drinking a few dozen rocks and listening too the Mills Brothers.  Well that was a little much for my Mom too take so she booted them all out, and I remember him climbing over a tree with a rolling rock in one hand and yelling.."do you believe she kicked us out in the middle of a hurricane.. Needless too say, at every family gathering from that time till the day he departed this world, he would have to relate that story too anyone that would listen.. The older I got the more I laughed about it.. I could swear sometimes I even saw my Mom put her head down and try to hide her laughter.. R.I.P.  Mom and Dad and Hazel.........................................

"Today Is The 24th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Calm before the storm. Who knows.. Yesterday Earthquake, today Hurricane on the way. Tomorrow a horde of locusts, can anybody say Petulance.  Here at the Ville it is quite right now as the critters are all racked in, they don't work.. It was a loud night thought, between snoring and chirping and nahhhhing and ARKIN, who can sleep through all that noise. Me, that's who.. I don't thing the quake or quaker or earthquake caused a whole lot of damage, then again have seen no news or papers as of 9:30 AM.  That is probably a good thing. On the other side of the world, looks like Kadaffi Duck is about ready to get his bill plucked.  I think he will get away, he saw what they did to brother Sadamm.. They would fry this fuckin Duck on a spit.. He will be in Cuba or Venezuela, shortly or he will fry..Grab a camel, any camel Duck and get the fuck outta there, just don't go to Scotland..Come on out here, I know a bunch of critters that would love too fuck with you.. Should be interesting.  Me back too work. Phils back to Pitchin and a Hittin.  Hey give me some great rulers throughout the wondrous history of man kind that have bit it, because they fucked over the sheople once too often.
One that fires into my mind is Julius Caesar (should have killed the bastard before he opened those casinos), they stabbed him a few hundred times, and he staggered around yelling "Et Tu Brutae" Fuckin right me too, Julius, you screwed that Cleo chick and she was mine. Anthony is next on my list..
Little known fact, about Marie Antoinette, after they chopped her ugly fucking head off,  it was supposed to have screamed can I have some cake too.. yep, they swore the head kept talking, one rebellious soldier walked over to Marie Head and said shut the fuck up bitch, and the Head said let me eat cake, so he kicked the head as far as he could and it went into the webbing in front of the Bastille, and when it stopped rolling everyone screamed SCORE!!!!!!!! Thus soccer was born in France, the Head Of Marie was the first French Soccer Team.  Yep, heard it here first on Plain and Simple..

"Today Is The 23rd Day Of May, OOPS August 2011 In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.

Mornin, WOW!!! go on a 96 hour pass, and everybody thinks I am AWOL.. Come on everybody, you all know that once that crew gets together it is never ending..I will tell you as much as I can remember about the Atlantic City Trip, which may not be much.. I think Billy Keenan might still be there.  I finally got out of there yesterday.  You know that Harrah's is like a Vegas Casino huge and you park your car about a mile away, I am humping all the gear through the Casino out across the street to self parking, when lo and fucking behold Simple left the fuckin car key in the room, has too be on the 18th floor, back into the casino, beg a doorman to please watch my gear as I have too walk a mile too the elevators, get there, and the key don't work because I checked out..Had too wait for security too let me in, get my key march back out, get my gear and once again can't find the fuckin car, and this is when I  was trying too get the fuck out of there.  There are a lot more Simple happenings than that..This never would have happened if I was enhanced.. Then again I wouldn't be looking for a car..Great time, of course never enough, they are all going to ECK'S Friday too celebrate more of Floyds Birthweek..I honestly subscribe too the fact they are all fucking certifiably nuts, except of course PLAIN, he is someone that should actually be institutionalized.. I gotta get catching up today, Plain and Simple, WORK!!!! and Sleep..Vodkaday is smokin on me again.. There ain't no quit in this Simpleton.. Like I said I got a lot of stories for Plain and Simple just gotta get some time.....I rode into the Ville sometime yesterday and these four guys are riding horses in front of me, I am blowing the horn yelling get the fuck out of the way.. One pulls up this giant looking steed and turns around.  Man you want too talk about an ugly fuck.. I slammed the brakes on, he rides up to my window, leans down and says PESTULANCE,  rides away, next one rides up looks in and says FAMINE,  rears up and takes off, here comes a real ugly fuck, leans in and says WAR,, moves on and the last one leans down and says with this skinny skeleton like head and bad breath DEATH..  That was it I jump the fuck out of the car climb up on the roof and yell at them as they rode away SIMPLE MOTHER FUCKERS and stay the fuck out of our Ville..., and our critters better be OK.... I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is the 21st Day of August In The Year of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Afternoon to ye Lads and Lassies ,holds out  my hands. What ? I just got home!!!! Blame it on Simple the mans incorrigible WellI haven't heard  from the Simpleton, smirks but I hope there having  fun and  winning  lots of  money.The 6 o'clock news  didn't have anyone  on being arrested so I belive they might be Behaving. And the phils  just tied it up with a two run homer yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh. I know there's alot of sports fans out there so I will give you some up Dates on  the scores! 3 to 2......4 to 0.......1 to 1....8 to 5.....1 to 0.......and  by the way that last one is a final.

           Okay it's starting to rain again and it's pissing  me  off messes  up my golf game, well it dont mess it  up , it's already messed  up but it stops me from playing grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, So here it is  anything  with Rain , like Singing in the rain.........dancing in the  rain......what can ya do not do no rules send it  in, songs  with Rain, poems,lets  here it.One other thing where the Hell is Simple?

It is the 20th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top od the Marnin to ya Lads & Lassies and a fine one it is . Simple isn't around , the last I heard he was at Harrahs with None other than Floyd, and I would like to take this time to say Happy Birthday to Thomas and wish him manny manny More.Have a great time and win alot of money! I'm sure you will have alot of laughs.And laughing can keep us young"Rember we don't stop laughing because we grow old,we grow old because we stop Laughing"

             Brings me to rember  some of the funniest things  said on Hollywood Squares a great show with some great lines, all the questions were ask by Peter Marshall. Things  like!
P.M. Paul what is a good Reason for Pounding Meat/
 Paul  Lynde.....Loneliness! .........the audience laughed so  long and so loud it took up 15 minutes of the show!

P.M  Paul if a duck goes Quack Quack what does a wild Goose do ?........Drives ya up a wall !.......That took up the rest of the show.

P.M. to Charley Weaver   Charley According toi Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing alot of People?
C.W.    It got me out of the Army!

P.M. When a couple have a Baby who is responsible for it's sex?
C.W.  I'll lend him the car the rest is up to him!

P.M. Paul, Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly belives in them and has actually seem them on at least two Occasions. What are they ?
Paul Lynde:  His Feet ?

P.M Paul according to Ann Landers what are two things you should  never do in Bed?

Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh ?

If ya rember any of these funny lines let us  know. I'll be  back.

"Today Is The 19th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.  Damn, afternoon, evening.. Long night with Dolp.. Dude likes too drink his beer and talk about world domination, I asked him if he ever played Risk.. He said he always plays with risks.. He said don't I think attacking Stalin's Soviet Union was a risk.. I said, a risk?? With all due respect your Fuerherish,  that was PLAIN stupid.. Fucker slammed his fist down and started foaming at the mouth and screaming at me, that whot didt I think I vas calling the Fuerher stupid.. I told him listen you were my second choice.  You know that guy you met when you got smoked I think his name is Jesus..He was my first choice.  I said The Lords name and Mein Feurher vanished.. So much for world domination asshole.. Say hello to The Greatest Generation, and then say Hello to Jesus.. Tough road Adolph..
Hey the weekend is here vacation with Floyd for his Birthday, Straight No Chaser at Harrah's greatest Accapella group I have ever heard.. Comp for the weekend.. See you guys later.. If I can get something remote I will, if not, take over troops.. Love You Guys Simple..    

Today is the 18th Day of August in The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the marnin to ye Lads & Lassies and  another fine  Day it is even tho we had  some  Rain.Simple ask me to do this  post , so now I'm your  host.I would  like  to  mention everyday we  have on this  earth is a fine  one.The reason I am saying  this  is  we Buried My Sister in Laws Mother today.I didnt know  her that well but I do know she was a Fine Lady and always  thinking of her kids and loved God and the Church. She was just a Good Honest Lady, a Mother , a Grandmother, a Wife and no Matter   how old they are It's always tough to lose  your Mother,so even tho it's a fine  day , it's also a sad day for  some. We never know  what is going on in the  mind of others or the crosses they are Bearing on Days like this. So when people are short with you just smile and  let them know you care.Because we just never know.Gets off my soap Box.

                Now this leads  me to say before we leave  this earth who is the one person you would like to have Dinner with and why,or is there noneOr who would you like to dig up and Kill again, holds my hands out  what????????????some people are only alive because it's against the Law to kill them!And yes strebor We did this before and you cant use Simple or Plains  name, not  that there's any rules or anything but  if we eat Dinner  with one  then it's  like  millions  more maybe Billions and we are both on a diet.This diet is  great ive  been on it for Two Months so far ive lost 60 Days.

           

"Today Is The 17th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Lookee, Lookee, if her name was Keebler she'd be a cookie..Yeah that's right that was one of my more famous pick-up lines. Never really got me anywhere as the object of my affection didn't know my name was Keebler..Soooo opening on that note. I want too congratulate all the citizens, visitors and critters here at the Ville for 6 months of friendship, laughs, no rules, (ahem),  venting, and in general, ("WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL."),  a whole lot of laughs.. I know for one I have had a great time.. It seems that we have at least a 90% affirmative on that, and that is a good thing.. Hopefully we can continue on and along the way make somebody laugh.. That also, is a good thing..Six months went by pretty fast.  I remember the General at Eck's telling me too take this show on the road.. Thanks General.. Talked too the General yesterday (via email) and he said 23 more days till Florida. I'm like when the fuck we going there, week after Labor Day.. Then he sends me another email and says, I meant 53 days, wishful thinking.. The General is getting a little up there in age, so we must forgive his minor transgressions.LMAO!!  Who loves ya Tin.
Actually will see everyone tomorrow as I stated last night, Phyllis's Mom passed away, it is never easy too lose your Mom, I don't care what age they are.  So, we go to say good-bye to another of the Greatest Generation..Not a good day..
The critters, were at it last night. I looked out about 3 AM and they were playing buzz, bang, reverse.  I am sure there are some of you that remember that old drinking game.  If I didn't have too work today I would have went out there and kicked some critter ass..
Phils lose a tough one.  How did that happen?? Baseball is a bery, bery, weird game..
Well we did all those HOMONYMS yesterday, and as far as I can tell Plain did not play the game right..He was doing resume, and resume, and they are spelled the same but mean different things. You know like Oxymorons.. You can tell I really like that word Oxymorons, actually has a nice ring too it... Well there it is Blat is out there ringjng the chow bell for breakfast..  Hey give me some of your great breakfast places, and great breakfast recipes..Hey Plain you should be good at this, the only recipe you had growing up was Cherrios..LOL!!! I got mine for ya.
Philly favorite, don't eat it much anymore..Remember that old eggs over with home fries and SCRAPPLE.. I know, Strebor we did this before, so what there are no rules. Except as Plain found out that having no rules is a rule or something of that nature.. I have no idea what that man is talking about..   He is going to be lost today, because like I said his breakfast diet, growing up, only consisted of cereal.. Maybe that is why his brain did not develop properly, and the lunacy that he spews forth is due to Cereal malfunction.. I am sure he will let us know sometime today.. Whack on Toads, try and keep your balls dry.. There isn't mush more uncomfortable things in life, than walking around with wet balls.....

"Today Is The 16th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Happy Anniversary..Yeah, this is a day that I will never forget..Mine and Bobby Hanson's first day on Parris Island, yep 47 years ago and I can still remember the smell of the wooden barracks..See me and Bobo, planned this out well..We figured we would leave in August, this way we do the twelve weeks on PI and the and the four weeks at Geiger (Infantry Training Regiment), and be home for Christmas 1964.. Pretty good plan for Simple and More Simple..except we forgot to factor in, the heat quotient on the Island in August, plus hatching season for sand fleas, which I never knew existed until I had too bury three of the mother fuckers, for swatting and killing them, while their hordes attacked me even more.. Yes another wise decision in the life of a Simpleton.  I honestly don't know how anybody stands me.  I can't stand me, but I got no choice but too hang with me.. It is the Plains of the world that should examine their conscience..Then again who would hang with them..In all sincerity, it would be an honor for anybody too even know my friends.  The greatest bunch of men I have ever met..Except for Plain..Only kidding on that one..You ain't finding anybody better than my Main Man Plain..To me they are all equal, yet distinct in their own way., and there are many days that just thinking about that friendship has gotten me through some really rough times..Love My Brothers.. One last thing on that note.  Wherever you are Bobo, God Bless Ya Pal..
OK, enough Parris Island..Onward we move.  Yeah the critters are still sleeping, not from working, from boozing, it was quite a site watching them dancing in the rain last night, slugging the Captain, and slipping and sliding in the mud.. They finally crashed around 1 AM.  Except for Billy he carred on Nahhhhhin and a Yahhhin, until about 5 AM I was ready to put a round up his hairless sore looking ass, but he was too hilarious too shoot.
Today we are going too do the words that are spelled differently, but sound the same and have different meanings.. I know they are oxymoron's  (no comment Plain), or something of that nature. I am sure teacher Strebor knows... Here are a few from the Great and Wondrous Simpleton of the Ville..
Plain, a nut that fell to earth, many moons ago, grew up in Manayunk, and resides in the upper part of Roxborough, all you citizens here at the Ville know him well..
Plane, something you fly around in.
Plane, a straight line.
I can't wait to teach these Slavs some these babies tonight..
Hair,  that fuzzy shit that used to be on top of my head, now it is growing out my ears..
Hare, You know those fuzzy things that hop around the Ville and eat all the home grown lettuce.  Most people refer too them as rabbits..
Nose, PLAIN as that thing you breathe out of in the middle of your face.. Some are small, some are rather large and protruding, I think it has to do with your gene's.
Knows, Like us here at the Ville.  We knows everything, especially spelling, sentencing, and a profound mastery of the Kings English.
Bring some more on when you visit.. Gotta make a WaWa run...

"Today Is The 15th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Swimmin in the Ville today.. What happened too yesterday.  We are under water here at the Ville. No puter yesterday, Plain must be on vacation with Strebor and Jimmy Mc never knows what day it is anyway..Sooooooooooo, the critters built themselves a hooch, and are all piled in there, starin at me, like when is it going to stop raining.. I told them too build an ark, they got busy right away chopping down Pine Trees and started hammering and nailing.. I don't really know what a cubic is, but I told them 80 cubic by 40 cubic just too keep them busy..As for me, another day below water level.. This place must be the New Orleans of New Jermany..The sod farmers are liking it...Hope everybody is OK and wet like me..I was thinking about Noah and The Ark (not Greeney..), and a giant natural disaster like the great flood written in the Bible..How many great disaster, (besides this fuckin place), can you come up with.. No rules, but natural only.  We all know Plain will be yelling about some politician causing Vesuvius to erupt, but hey that is what he does...Welcome back, let's get talking......

This is the 14th and 15th Day Of August in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the friggin Marrin to ye Lads  & Lassies , holds out  my Hands where the  hell is Simple I go away One Day and he leaves  his  Post. Or  should I say he didn't  leave a Post!Well i',  In a rush so I thought of a great Idea i'm going to take you back  to your childhood rember  when you watched Cartoons  on Saturday Morning?Well I think doing that would  be the dumbest assed  thiong  we  ever  did......but  theres  no rules  so if ya  want too go  ahead.......excuse  me  puts  my  hands  over  my  mouth  and   tries  no to laugh......okay  heres  my Great Idea the Saturday Morning Comics wow Dazy Maye Lil Abners  chick woot  woot who  was  your  Favorite who did  ya  hate? Let  er rip I'll be  back !!!!!!!!!! Where the hell is  Simple ?

"Today Is The 13th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Well the Ville is still here, and Mere is still staring in the Mereor..Hatoona Mattada Simple.. Hatoona Matada Mere.  Uh, I didn't hear anything after Hatoona Matada Mere. I didn't say anything Simple.. Oh OK, something wrong.  I'm a little thirsty and I could use some eye drops..I'll tell Greeny.. Hey Simple, yes Mere, could you get me a drink of water before you go.  I gotta run Mere, I'll tell Greeny he used to help the waitresses up at the Green Parrot..Hatoona Matada Mere, fuck you.. Your gonna take over the Ville my ass...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIMPLE!!! SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong Mere!!! I JUST GOT ONE OF MY EYES UNSTUCK AND LOOKED DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS MERE KAT HAS A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Slam!!!!Bang!!! Fuck Mere just ran over me on his way outta the bunker.  Son-of-a-bitch!!!!  Come on get a sense of humor everybody it is Saturday morning, it was great to be a kid on Saturday morning and put on cartoons on all three channels..LOL!!  I am going to be remote today.  I probably can check in later.. Bring on some of your favorite cartoons or Saturday musings when you were younger..Should be cool...,not McCool, how did he ever get a name like McCOOL!! Been laying for that one Jimmy me boy....LOL!!
I remember Saturday mornings walking up to the REC, baseball bat and glove over the handle..getting up there and there would be 2000 kids, and one Mister Boyce, would organize that mayhem into baseball teams, and we would play for hours..No coaches, no umpires, just a bunch of city kids, and one unsung hero having fun..I don't think I ever said this, so here it is...Thanks Mr. Boyce R.I.P.  Ernie...

"Today Is The 12th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  VODKADAY!!!   OW!!! OW!!! Fuckin coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be right back..........................Wow!!! right on the nuts...I guess I was due..My ship must have pulled in..If my ship pulled in I be waiting for a bus..Time to start anew.  I never knew, anew was a new word.. I thought it was an old word with a new ring too it.  I am trying to watch the cliche trap, but just can't seem too stay out of it.. I was thinking more along the lines of a name game today.. Now, I know there are no rules, but we at least have too know how to play the game.. Take any song you want with an animals name in it..A-Z, now you don't have too do the whole A-Z at once, unless you are not coming back..You know what I don't care what you do.. A-Z the animals name has to be in the song..Hey VODKADAY in Jersey, as one Danielle is coming too visit me.  Ville kinda weekend, that sucks. Philly is pretty quite during the summer..So is the Ville, although we are getting a lot of vacationers..They look at the Slavs pretty much as a throwback, oh man look at that Slat just threw Blat into the woods...The goat shedded his fur or caught on fire from shittin fire works..Mere saw himself in a Mereor and his eyeballs have been stuck too it for days.. Sammy got new front teeth went too see an oral guy out here in the pines, he gave him wood teeth. I hope they work when he goes to crack his nuts..Greeny was ARKIN, something about being homesick for the Green Parrot on Ridge Ave. I told him it no longer existed and he is the only thing left, and how sad is that.. Then I walked away smirking, like Plain. So animal songs A-Z in any order do a few, please "don't fly off the handle" most cliche's for the following week will be in parenthesis, I just want you too see how fucked up this language really is.. Hattoona Matada Mere. Stuck on that Mereor.. Yes simple there is another Mere Kat here, and she is beautifu.. Yep, I brought her here, just for you, but you have too stand on your toes, and stare at her for at least two weeks.., but I will get hungry and thirsty Simple.. Don't worry Mere, Greeny is going to take care of you...YUK YUK.  Whispering.  Wanna fuck with me, huh Mere????!!!
OK songs with animals in them.
"Once there was a silly old "Ram' thought he could punch a hole the dam, everyone knows a Ram can't punch a hole in a dam..But he had highhhhhh hopes, he had higgggggg hopes, he had higgg apple pie in the skyyyyy hopes..
The "Cats" in the cradle and the silver spoon little boy grew like the man in the moon, when you comin home Dad I don't know when but we'll get together then son, you know we'll have a good time then.
How much is that "Doggie" in the window woof woof LOL!!!, the one with the waggly tail...
I got your "Green Alligators and Long Neck Geese, some Humptity Back Camels and some Chimpanzees, some "Cats and "Rats" and "Elephants" but sure as I'm born, I just can't find no "Unicorn"  You go Simple!!!!!

"Today Is The 11th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Long nite, long mornin already and it is only 10:10 A.M. or maybe that is P.M... Nah! the sun is shining..Yo!! it is getting darker a little earlier every night. I am telling you when I was a kid, I started too get anxiety right about now. Even though Labor Day (one of the most hated days of the year) was still three weeks away.. I know, I know enjoy the present moment.. I try but that shit is easier said than done..Easier said than done, another in a long line of cliches.. Just like long line.. I honestly believe that most of this language is a cliche, that is why the Slavs have a hard time learning it..  I am going to fuck with them today.  I am going to be throwing a bunch of cliches at them..I just want too see their reaction.  You got any help me out.  Here ya go, they just carried me outside.. Put me the fuck down.. OW!! son-of-bitch punched me.. Little fun today.  Kinda been too serious.. Enjoy some cliches.  Yo!! here is a good one, we probably did this before.. Don't Give A Fuck!!! Let's do it again (cliche)  Am I right (cliche)  You always think your right (cliche)  Maybe I was wrong (cliche)  You, your never wrong (cliche).. Guess Plain is whackin his balls. (cliche)...  You get my drift (chliche).. Ready, Get Set, Go. (cliche)  See you later..(cliche).  Gotta love it..(cliche).  I'm outta here..(cliche) I can't stop (cliche)  Somebody help me  (cliche)  Oh Man. (cliche) Stop It!!!! (cliche)...................................................................................................Phew!!!!!

"Today Is The 10th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, I think it is still Mornin..Plain is a whackin and the Ville is a trashin.. These critters have no idea about how to have some self control.  I think they get that from me.. How do you get a 98 in Religion, a 95 in History, a 90, in Geography, and F in Self Control..For the answer ask any nun I ever had..  Then I get grounded for a C, it was not an F for some reason it was a C that meant failure back at good old St. John's.. Ah, right about now, back in the 50's I would start Jonesen thinking about Labor Day..Where did those days go???
I noticed the last four trials to hit the tabloids and the mega media of CNN, Nancy Grace, and any other talk or news, show on TV or in the paper, all have a common thread.. CHILD ABUSE!! Yeah, that's right America, they are abusing your children at an alarming rate and it is a dreadful situation.. First we have his Eminence, Cardinal Bevilaqua, imagine calling this guy your Eminence, and people actually kissing his ring, while the priests he is stashing are raping their children. Man, that is disgusting...I always thought that dude looked like the devil anyway..Catholic Church is doomed.. Jesus will see too that...
Let's do Casey, her daughter is murdered by who?? We don't know, because she is innocent and walking around somewhere looking for the murderer..She is doomed, Karma will catch up too her, just like O.J.
Let's do Guirrido and his beautiful wife.. Did you see the cancerous moles on his nose, they have been removed by prison doctors, when in effect they should have driven them into his perverted brain, then fed his ugly fuckin ass too the snakes.. While the snakes were biting him, they should throw his scum suckin wife in for desert..
Let's do Jeffs, he of the Walking, Talking, God...Those fucking assholes that worship him and gave their children too him to rape and impregnate should get life +20 along with him.. This is how fucked up our judicial system is.. Life plus 20 years.. Why not just life?? What do we have too pay to keep his corpse in prison after his life is over?? Fucked up ain't the word.. Maybe somebody will whack this son-of-a-scum in jail. I for one hope so.. Him and Guirrido..
The whole system is broke and no one around will fix it, and too quote Plain, and still the sheep follow.  That is ok if the sheep follow, but they better start protecting their lambs.....

"Today Is The 9th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Another Dog Day arrives, the dog days Caninus Deium, those old Romans knew what they were talking about.. I wonder what they would say about the way this Country is crashin.  I gave it three generations, I may have been too kind..The market crash is the largest single day disaster since '08, they, I guess the suits that run Wall Street, figured that investors lost a TRILLION dollars in that one day.. I believe that is a Billion Billion, it is hard enough to try and comprehend a Billion let alone a billion billion, so they just throw trillion out there..Where is our dedicated leaders while the sheople are being fleeced one more time.. VACATION!!!! That's right soon after the great vote to save our credit and not use Social Security Money too save everything, they went on a well deserved VACATION.. I, I, I, I, don't get it, are we really this stupid too let this shit happen to us, to let these clowns run our lives and our Country.. They are nothing but dregs and one way fucks.. I honestly don't know what is going to happen to this Country unless a savior of some sorts arrives on the scene.. Looks over the scene, don't see that happening anytime soon..WOW!! Everyday it just seems too get worse..  Have a good VACATION guys, keep this shit up and one day, you will come back to your lofty jobs, that are supported by We The Sheople, and they are going to be gone.  Why? Because you have wreaked havoc on the PEOPLE!!! Carpre Deium!

"Today Is The 8th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Afternoon, Evening.. Don't know, don't care.  N. Wildwood, guess that is the place too be. The little old shanty, crab trapping, fly infested back water, is now:  Elite condo's, happening bars, stores, shops, taxi and bus service, and the ever popular WaWa.. You got a WaWa, you got a town..I stayed with Dave and Tommy for two days, feels like I was there a month, at least that is what they said.. Great time, almost stayed again yesterday, kinda glad now that I didn't. I think if I were retired, I would have stayed.. That means if I were retired, I would probably be dead in about a year or two..I do not now, or never did I have any self control.. If I stayed, and they were having a Roman Reunion when I left, I would have drank another bottle of vodka,  jumped in some cab going the wrong way, walk into an elks club and tell them I am an honorary elk, and no, I cannot turn my Marine Corps Hat around because my antler is in the way... Wonder why I was escorted to the porch and asked to leave.. That was ok, just wait till I tell the Lions about this, they will come over and eat you fuckers...Did get signed in, did turn the hat around until I got too the bar, and did run into one Jimmy McCarty who hung out with us for the day.. He asked me if I belonged too anything besides the elks, I said I ain't an elk, and what do you mean belong too anything else.. He said like Lions or Moose. I said listen my man after joining the Marine Corps, I wouldn't join the March of Dimes.. You guys belong to any of these clubs or cults or whatever the fuck they are. Let me know.. Runnin to get work done.

Today is the 7th Day Of August in the year of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marrin to ye lads and Lassies, and a fine one it is.Well, Simple is still with sponge Bob Down the shore. The Phillies are on a roll and we have flash Mobs in Philly.The President wants  more stimlus money for shovel ready Jobs and  says  he  promised  change  but not  right away, smirks and  he  still has  plenty of sheep following! Pick your Poison,

Today is the 6th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Well top of the friggin marrin to ye Lads & Lassie's I just got  home  from  playing  cards and I dont  wanna talk about  it. But  i  know if  i dont  do  this  now  it isn't  getting  done.Simple  is  with  Sponge bob hair Pants.There  are  all down  around N. Wildwodd I do  belive. I  hope they have  fun,I  loved  being  down the shore  but  hated  the  beach, it's  like  a  big  ash tray. But  to  each  there  own.Guess  thats  why God  made  choc. and  vanilla.

           okay  okay  I was  only  kidding  about the  Hula Hoop even  if  JLo was  in  it. I think the  airplane  is  the   greatest invention. thanks to the Wright  Brothers yep  right  down there in kitty Hawk N.C.We can  get to  the  west coast in  hours  when it  used to  take  Months by the Conastoga  wagon.They transport  people  for  operations  and  body parts  that  save  lives.and  they  even  fly  in twinkies and  Butter  scotch krimpets to  places  near   and  far.I  mean  that Natzi Thearter Manager up  in   New york that  looked  like  Shrek i  know  she  is  happy food  is  flown  in.Okay  I'm  heading  to  the  Rack before  I  crack nite  God  Bless and  catch  ya  on the  rebound.

To Day is the 5th Day of August In The Year Of Our Lord2011

Top of the marrin to ye Lads  & Lassies and  a fine marrnin it  tis, Nods in agreement with myself.Well Simple is off on another Vacation in Toms River then with Sponge Bob Down N. Wildwood and  some  other guys I don't really listen to what he says or writes on here, I used too like the  first two Days but he repeats himself to much.But I'll say this  for Simple there is no better poster than Him, I can't think of  half the stuff he  does,wait  of  course i  can  because he repeats himself so  much, so I only have to know half of what he does.Because  he repeats himself half the time, smirks. But Seriously he is the best poster and the best hoster, nods.Your sure can paint that fence Huck,

              See I  can't  think of the  things Simple  does to talk about.I mean I am a  plethra of useless information, and lil unknown facts.Nods yep I am like Did you Know  this lil unknown fact that Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, but heres  the  kicker he  never talked to his Mother or his wife on the Phone.okay okay sit  down  now take  a deep breath he  never talked to his Mother or his wife on the Phone because they were both Deaf, crazy right, yep I know and you can only learn that right here on Plain & Simple.

         So this  brings  me to say talk about what you think is  the  best invention ever, we can do days  and weeks  on this one or even  5  minutes.because  there are  no rules in Plain and  Simple. just try  not  to repeat yourself, because Simple  repeats  himself  half the  time.

"Today Is The 4th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Missed you guys, yeah right.. Enjoy the Fightin's they are definitely fun too watch..Toms River today, then real remote as I head down the ParkWay too see Dave and Tommy in N. Wildwood for the weekend. You wanna talk about sponging, neither of them know I am broke.. I bribed them with the old Jersey Tomato from the Pine Barrens trick,  Dave was like, no tomato's don't come.. Tommy was like, fuck the tomatoes, I need canned beer, I am out too break the recycling record for N. Wildwood.. It is always a great time too go down and sponge off those two for the weekend. Hope they ain't reading this today.. If they are, you know I am only kidding oh great and wondrous long time brothers and friends. I will be there asap tomorrow. I am glad I talked too Sue because Dave gave me directions to Ocean City Maryland..They think making me drive 4 hours only too find out they are in N. Wildwood is somehow funny..They know I hate that fucking golf game and they were going to Hilton Head (not Dave, he might hate it more than me.), they asked me to drive, told me too be up Eck's Saturday at 9.  Got there and they had left Friday.  Bunch of fuckers they thought that was hilarious.  In fact so did I..  If I ever get the shot too retire, I am going to tell Dave me and him have too join the TOADS just so we can break their balls while they are whacking them..Hey Strebor, I hope you like the fact that I stirred the critters up last night.. Can't wait too get outta here..Hey any suggestions today for another critter, I am really fond of them in an odd sort of way.. So if you have any favorite critters or any suggestions on adding JUST ONE right now, bring it.. This should be good...I will look  any suggestions over with the residents, and the deciding vote will go too Sam The Man...Later..

"Today Is The 3rd Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  "Give me that old soft shoe and nothing else will do, that's the dance my darling used to do." NO ONE!! NO ONE!! can dance like My Main Man Plain.. Yesterday, he Moon Walked, Soft Shoed, and even threw in TAPS.  My brain is a sponge, no not one of those sponges that absorbs everything, but one of those sponges that just leaks all over the place.. Little known fact, Sponges are not only alive, but they are bilingual, yep they speak in tongues..If the point sponge sees a diver coming at his community, he says SMIRSH, SQUIRT, SMEESH!! in Spongese.. Then he yells.  GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE,  OR YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE WIPING SLOP OFF OF PLATES AT BOB'S DINER!!!! Yep, I had a diver friend down in Key West one Mel Ficher, he told me all about the elusive sponge.  Sponge Bob Square Pants, was on of the few that got away..He is living proof of their language prowess.  He is one stupid looking son-of-a-bitch..I'd like to take his face and squirt some chemical on it and clean my hub caps..I don't know why I started talking about sponges, but you gotta admit, not only are they an interesting and bi-lingual creature, but they have many uses.. I just gave you a few, see what you can come up with for usage for a sponge. Now, don't  forget, this is a living creature.. Just because he is in your kitchen or in your bucket or in with your toilet cleaning material, he has feelings and speaks in tongues.. Please, and I am imploring you on this point, treat the sponge well.  He has been ripped out of his community by what he considers to be alien invaders (divers) thrown into a bag with other captured sponges, and whisked away by boat to some foreign land too be used in some hellish situations..  Treat your sponge or sponges nice, especially if they have little sponges around them.. They have been known to breed in solvents and even clorox bleach.. Anything that can pro create in clorox bleach has my blessing... LONG LIVE THE SPONGE.  Let me hear you say, "We did this before," Strebor...

Today Is The 2nd Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Phillies talk.. They have been playing the best baseball in baseball for a long time, last nite showed why.  It seems that a new player every nite steps up there and makes something good happen.  Last nite in the top of the ninth two out losing 3-1, Carlos Ruiz hits a double. John Mayberry comes up and with two strikes hits a home run.  Next inning Shane Victorino, hits a home run and Madson shuts down the Rockies in the bottom of the ninth. Those are the kinds of wins that great teams make happen.. Fun too watch..
OK, embarrassing moments by Plain.  I know we did it nine times, but I am doing it again, I don't care what the rest of you do.  This is hard for me as I don't really think too much before I do something and I think I piss people off more than I get embarrassed.  I don't really mean to piss them off, but it happens.  I can be annoying. In fact Floyd's wife Sue calls me Annoyingly, Amusing.  I like it.. I think I have some form of ADDHD or I am just hyper and very sensitive.  My feelings get hurt daily..I went too Sensitive Anonymous, and they  kicked me  out.  How sensitive are those bastards, that wasn't very nice.. Hattoona Mattadda fuck you Sensitive..I guess today, do whatever you feel like it me. I gotta get some work done.  Do some more embarrassing.  Gettiing kicked out of Sensitive Anonymous was pretty embarrassing..

Today is The First Day Of August, In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marrin to ye Lads  & Lassies, holds  out  my hands  and  looks around where the fuck did July go? It's already come and  gone.Time is moving at mach speed, and it's a short visit on this Planet.So no matter what ya do or when ya do it. Shoot for the Moon  even if ya miss you will land among the stars.And we aint never ever going to grow  up Ern Jr. we are toys R us Kids. Look at the fun we would have  missed if  we grew up, holds out  my hand  , surley you Jest right?And i know better E if you were in New York with us you would have  been right  there yelling hey Natzi Manager where you get Baptized  Sea World, and  we  woulda been  high fiveing. Soooooooooo this  leads  me  to ask about  some oy your  embarressing  moments, I'd  tell ya some  of  mine  but ive  never  been embarressed.. I'll make  some  up tho  and  tell ya  later. smirks  and  walks  away. Where the hell is Simple?