Top od the Marnin to ya Lads & Lassies and a fine one it is . Simple isn't around , the last I heard he was at Harrahs with None other than Floyd, and I would like to take this time to say Happy Birthday to Thomas and wish him manny manny More.Have a great time and win alot of money! I'm sure you will have alot of laughs.And laughing can keep us young"Rember we don't stop laughing because we grow old,we grow old because we stop Laughing"
Brings me to rember some of the funniest things said on Hollywood Squares a great show with some great lines, all the questions were ask by Peter Marshall. Things like!
P.M. Paul what is a good Reason for Pounding Meat/
Paul Lynde.....Loneliness! .........the audience laughed so long and so loud it took up 15 minutes of the show!
P.M Paul if a duck goes Quack Quack what does a wild Goose do ?........Drives ya up a wall !.......That took up the rest of the show.
P.M. to Charley Weaver Charley According toi Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing alot of People?
C.W. It got me out of the Army!
P.M. When a couple have a Baby who is responsible for it's sex?
C.W. I'll lend him the car the rest is up to him!
P.M. Paul, Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly belives in them and has actually seem them on at least two Occasions. What are they ?
Paul Lynde: His Feet ?
P.M Paul according to Ann Landers what are two things you should never do in Bed?
Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh ?
If ya rember any of these funny lines let us know. I'll be back.
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Can't quote any of them but Hollywood Squares was one of the all time great game shows!
"Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of Brown Shoes". George Gobel on the Johnny Carson Show. I watched that show and it stuck with me. Johnny and the audience went crazy.........
Or from Dumb and Dumber: You asked a girl or some female that did something special for you, "Did it hurt very much"? And she will always say did what hurt. And you say "When you were dropped from Heaven".. Stupid but it gets them laughing all the time.
Will try for some TV shows.......BBL
George Gobel was one funny SOB. Peter Marshall ask him George they say a Pea can last a 1000 years is this true? And George said Boyyyyyyyy sometimes it really seems that way!
P.M. ask Don Knots ....Don if you been having trouble sleeping at nite. Are you prolly a man or a woman?
D.K. Well thats what's been keeping me awake at nite !
Okay off to a family Party nite God Bless have fun, someone do taps cause i'm tapping outta here !
TAPS for tonight. Stay safe and tune into the Ville on Sunday. I think it will be Sunday.........
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