Thursday, August 4, 2011
"Today Is The 4th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Missed you guys, yeah right.. Enjoy the Fightin's they are definitely fun too watch..Toms River today, then real remote as I head down the ParkWay too see Dave and Tommy in N. Wildwood for the weekend. You wanna talk about sponging, neither of them know I am broke.. I bribed them with the old Jersey Tomato from the Pine Barrens trick, Dave was like, no tomato's don't come.. Tommy was like, fuck the tomatoes, I need canned beer, I am out too break the recycling record for N. Wildwood.. It is always a great time too go down and sponge off those two for the weekend. Hope they ain't reading this today.. If they are, you know I am only kidding oh great and wondrous long time brothers and friends. I will be there asap tomorrow. I am glad I talked too Sue because Dave gave me directions to Ocean City Maryland..They think making me drive 4 hours only too find out they are in N. Wildwood is somehow funny..They know I hate that fucking golf game and they were going to Hilton Head (not Dave, he might hate it more than me.), they asked me to drive, told me too be up Eck's Saturday at 9. Got there and they had left Friday. Bunch of fuckers they thought that was hilarious. In fact so did I.. If I ever get the shot too retire, I am going to tell Dave me and him have too join the TOADS just so we can break their balls while they are whacking them..Hey Strebor, I hope you like the fact that I stirred the critters up last night.. Can't wait too get outta here..Hey any suggestions today for another critter, I am really fond of them in an odd sort of way.. So if you have any favorite critters or any suggestions on adding JUST ONE right now, bring it.. This should be good...I will look any suggestions over with the residents, and the deciding vote will go too Sam The Man...Later..
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Well, I wanna talk about the Cat, yep the friggin Cat is the only domestic Animal not mentioned in the Bible, how about that huh ? Now there's a lil known fact!!!!!!!!!Why aren't the liberals Bitching about that Along with the ACLU. And here's another tib-it of information there is more chickens in the world than people.....ohhhh ya knew that huh well how about this then The friggin Mona Lisa dont have any eye brows.Yea bet everyone is raising there eye brows on that one. How about this no one can lick there elbow, shocking I know.And And 56 % of everything you type is done by your left hand, these are all average people Now so dont be saying how about a one handed guy with only a right hand, OHHHHH and one more, all of you tried to lick your elbow tee hee smirks and walks away.
Plain, I even tried to lick other peoples elbows.. You know I don't follow directions well..
As for domestic animals in the Bible. Are Lizards mentioned..
How about Parrots. I hate that annoying bastard.
Goats.
Squirrels I know, I know not domesticate.
Mere Kats I know, I know they are only domesticated in the Ville.
Very good points Plain. OW!! I just twisted my arm and dislocated my elbow. Man is fucking incorrigible..
Alright everything is back in place. Outta here day off tomorrow.. Blat and Slat are taking care of the critters.HA!! that should be good.. As for me, POOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your On Plain!!! This should be good, also....
I'm thinking adoption, from a rescue, a very nice and calm, beautifully colored, excellently trained, a little spirited, and thankful to be saved from the glue factory............ONE HORSE........A Mr Ed, if you will. Think of the secret horse shit he can tell you about his friends. Fertilizer, bales of hay for the other critters to play in, and they can all ride him around the Ville. And if you go to a local bar he will always bring you home, if you can get on board. Yep I think an Equine Lovely would be a good canidate, but of course, we must ask Sam the Man. Good luck with this very important decision.
A Horse is a great decision, we already have an Ass.So a Horse will fit right in there. Sooooooo the Question is who will be voted the Horses Ass ?Turn out the lightssssssssssssssssss the Party's overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............does a lil shft shoe then a skadooooooo..........nite God Bless
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