Monday, August 15, 2011
"Today Is The 15th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Swimmin in the Ville today.. What happened too yesterday. We are under water here at the Ville. No puter yesterday, Plain must be on vacation with Strebor and Jimmy Mc never knows what day it is anyway..Sooooooooooo, the critters built themselves a hooch, and are all piled in there, starin at me, like when is it going to stop raining.. I told them too build an ark, they got busy right away chopping down Pine Trees and started hammering and nailing.. I don't really know what a cubic is, but I told them 80 cubic by 40 cubic just too keep them busy..As for me, another day below water level.. This place must be the New Orleans of New Jermany..The sod farmers are liking it...Hope everybody is OK and wet like me..I was thinking about Noah and The Ark (not Greeney..), and a giant natural disaster like the great flood written in the Bible..How many great disaster, (besides this fuckin place), can you come up with.. No rules, but natural only. We all know Plain will be yelling about some politician causing Vesuvius to erupt, but hey that is what he does...Welcome back, let's get talking......
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Before I leave for awhile. I must mention Katrina...Man, they had too see that coming, that place was destined to be swamped. Look at the logistics involved and you can't help but wonder how it lasted this long.. New Orleans, is still a recipe for disaster...There is one, and that was recent. Be back...
Now look at Plain, he jumps on and does two posts, just too break my balls. Gotta love Plain. Like I said, not a natural disaster, but the Pines are down and the water is up.. Nothing was working, except the critters. They are out there hammering and sawing away, kinda funny too see that crew working. Look a little closer and you can see Greeney mixing up some drinks for the weary workers..Can't wait too see that finished product..
I remember the flood in Johnstown, up by the Poconos. I was living in a development with a couple of PP%L and Bell telephone guys. They were all called to up there for wesks. They ssaid ot was bad. The damns overflowed and trined the whole town. They maid a ton of money and ended up giving it most of the people up there because of seeing the devastation.
Venice Island will be the next one. I know a couple of people that live there and said said it is scary but they love being that close to the Yunk. LOL.... They are still young and fearless.
Hope all is ok in the Ville. Water and Jersey are a bad combination.
How about that Tsunami that whacked Japan..The old ones that were around in the forty's musta thought they got hit with another bomb.. Fucked Up....
Then there was Krakatoa, that messed up the atmosphere for a millenium..I think...Then there was the Black Death, in the Middle Ages.. That Rat Tick whacked about 3/4 of Europe. Of course those medieval towns were def. a disaster waiting too happen..What really did happen to the dinosaurs, were they really eradicated by an asteroid strike, or Tyrannosaurus Rex eat himself into oblivion..Hard too imagine those creatures running around in today's world. You know what though, they kinda are, they just shrunk, but still walk on two legs, and have a brain stem, they call them humans.....
OMG I'm away for a week and repeats, and repeats and more repeats. But, I laughed all the same. Got caught up on all the blogs and comments I missed. Danielle, loved your yakety-yak! Way to go girl! Disaster, yes, we did do this before but it does not matter because P & S has no rules as I have been told over and over again. Simple already mentioned building an ARK (get Greenie to help you he knows how to ark very well). Plus he might also know what a "CUBIT" is. Love you guys, missed you all. I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
Simple, did you know Mere starred in a movie? Yep, Merekat Manor. Look it up; I ain't kidding. That's why he looks in the mereor all day. He's a star!
Well it's about time I got noticed around here it's a mere fact ive been a star for years , I was named Zimba in one Movie and I was Timon in The Lion King with my Buddy Pumbaa, we even have are own Kat-alouge and we meerely get noticed sighhhhh
Mere ain't no star out here.. He is just a Mere Kat, and he better get working on the ARK!! because if it keeps raining and we have too sale away from here, I'll leave the starer behind..Repeat, repeat, repeat, sounds like a bunch of politicians visit here.. I am tired repeating myself, tomorrow will be a new day, of course I don't know if it will be a new subject.., can't think that far back..
Yo yo Simple what are you doing taking my job ? Your saying sailing away and spelling it sale away, my God man you Graduated Maga cum Lucky and you spell like that ? They expect it from me.What will they think of us ? Shares my head and walks away
I get no respect I tell ya, fixes my tie friggin Simple don't read my two Post from the 14th and 15th and just writes a post over the Post. then he starts spellin like me, holds out my hands , whats with that ?
You know Plain, I saw sale and said, I ain't fixin it, nobody will notice. I should know better by now..I will not admit I made a mistake. I meant we were going to have a sale on the ARK away from here.. You know what, forget it. I fucked it up.. Sale Sail, hey maybe tomorrow we can do those words that sound the same are spelled different and actually mean something entirely different. You know like the words I am trying to teach the Slavs.. Let me look out there. Oh Boy, they are all laying in a tent like hooch, which is built around something resembling a giant row boat. It is still raining and between the snoring and the thunder, I will be awake for hours.. As for the rest of you.. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS...............................
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