Tuesday, August 23, 2011
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of May, OOPS August 2011 In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.
Mornin, WOW!!! go on a 96 hour pass, and everybody thinks I am AWOL.. Come on everybody, you all know that once that crew gets together it is never ending..I will tell you as much as I can remember about the Atlantic City Trip, which may not be much.. I think Billy Keenan might still be there. I finally got out of there yesterday. You know that Harrah's is like a Vegas Casino huge and you park your car about a mile away, I am humping all the gear through the Casino out across the street to self parking, when lo and fucking behold Simple left the fuckin car key in the room, has too be on the 18th floor, back into the casino, beg a doorman to please watch my gear as I have too walk a mile too the elevators, get there, and the key don't work because I checked out..Had too wait for security too let me in, get my key march back out, get my gear and once again can't find the fuckin car, and this is when I was trying too get the fuck out of there. There are a lot more Simple happenings than that..This never would have happened if I was enhanced.. Then again I wouldn't be looking for a car..Great time, of course never enough, they are all going to ECK'S Friday too celebrate more of Floyds Birthweek..I honestly subscribe too the fact they are all fucking certifiably nuts, except of course PLAIN, he is someone that should actually be institutionalized.. I gotta get catching up today, Plain and Simple, WORK!!!! and Sleep..Vodkaday is smokin on me again.. There ain't no quit in this Simpleton.. Like I said I got a lot of stories for Plain and Simple just gotta get some time.....I rode into the Ville sometime yesterday and these four guys are riding horses in front of me, I am blowing the horn yelling get the fuck out of the way.. One pulls up this giant looking steed and turns around. Man you want too talk about an ugly fuck.. I slammed the brakes on, he rides up to my window, leans down and says PESTULANCE, rides away, next one rides up looks in and says FAMINE, rears up and takes off, here comes a real ugly fuck, leans in and says WAR,, moves on and the last one leans down and says with this skinny skeleton like head and bad breath DEATH.. That was it I jump the fuck out of the car climb up on the roof and yell at them as they rode away SIMPLE MOTHER FUCKERS and stay the fuck out of our Ville..., and our critters better be OK.... I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Rember the four Horseman Simple, they were from the WCW, it was Rick Flare ,Ole Anderson,Lex Lugar, and Tully Blanchard.
Right you are Plain, but they weren't as scary as scary as these guys.. Actually I said I yelled at them that I was Simple.., but as George said I cannot tell a lie. I yelled I am PLAIN!!!!!!!!Fuck You!!!!!!!!!
Simple was there a White Horse , Black Horse, Red Horse and a pale Horse ?Because these dirty Kerrs may be the Harlingers of the last Judgement, the Apocalypse if you will !
Welcome back boys...........I see a good time was had by all, and Plain has had some great weather for whacking. Horses just love you Simple........BBL
See now you pissed of the four horse men and they gave you an earthquake. Explain to the menagerie what you did. They are probably recovering from their long weekend and don't give a shit anyway. They are safe in the bunker.
How about come back from a 96 hour pass, get accosted by the four horsemen of the apocalypse get mobbed by a bunch of critters, try and get some work done and people are running around yelling EARTHQUAKE!!!! I thought it was the Vodka kicking in for round two..Welcome back you Simpleton....
You people may not think I am popular, but I got back too this Ville, outdistanced the horsemen, and the critters went wild.. I heard the Slavs yelling Sample ist Bock, Sample Ist Bock, I gave them a few scallop shells and they shut up an started staring at them.. Sammy was flying around like he had wings and Greeny was flying around because he has wings. Sammy was whistling and Greeney was ARKIN, the goat was Naaaaahin and Mere was hopping around on his toes with his neck twisted like a fucking pretzel.. They wanted to have a parade, but I told them hold off on that idea the Slavs are too busy.. Yeah tonite they all want in the bunker again, they said they are afraid of earthquakes. Soooo, come on in. Set up two cots for the Slavs and the goat jumped in between them.. Sammy and Greeney just rolled up on a pillow, and Mere is laying next too me staring. Eyeball too eyeball what a way to hit the rack.. Me, glad too be back, glad no one was hurt in the Quake. Kinda rare around these parts. Whole lotta shakin goin on..Now guys lets hit it, much like the Phils are doing..Gotta another day in at the Ville, everything is fine, and last but not least."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS........................
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