Today is Veterans Day, and I would like to take this Time to say Thankyou for all those that Served, A time to Honor all those that served no matter what branch of the Service.
I Know Simple is on remote today and only God knows where he is at this point, so here I am working doing his Job , just not as well. There is Only one Simple, he is one of a Kind. Like I stated yesterday we all went to Cookies Tavern who has a Birthday party for the Marines every year at 10th and Oregon Ave in South Philly.James R Daddy Wags Wagner owened the Bar for 30 years he was a Decorated Marine that served 2 tours in Viet Namhe had a Purple Heart and many Decorations, and loved the Marine Corps and his Parties are one of the biggest in the Nation. They close the Streets in South Philly where thousands of Marines and all Other service Men and woman come to celebrate. And you can Meet some strange ducks down there Lets face it Simple was there.We werent there 5 minutes and he was argueing with a Navy Captian. Simple was yelling at him I'll bet you started "Don't ask Dont tell" the guy said who the fuck are you and he's yelling I'm Lance Corporal Keebler that kind of stopped the guy in his tracks.then there was this airborne guy that ask me do you know how High you should be to make a Paracgute jump? I told him well three days of steady Drinking should do it.The sob walked away from me .Maybe it's four IDK.It was freesing down there yesterday so Myself and Monk brought hoodies they have everything down there Beer tents with beer shots of vodka beer and all kinds of food and they do have Beer. did I mention that? I went over too one of the food tents and they had everything you name it all catered and home cooked so i got some Roast beef and smashed Potatoes and the girl said do you want peas, I said no thankyou and I hear this voice behind me saying do you know that a Pea can last over 5000 years, its the same Navy Captian, I told him sometimes it seems that way, at my age.The sob walked away!Then I went back to where the guys were and who do I run into but but Sargent Major Feeney and his Daughters so i'm hugging and kissing them all and this Guy says to me you sure kiss alot of people. I said well it got me out of the Marine Corps the bastard walked away!But really Peeps we had a great time as always Good people good friends what more can you ask for. Simple where the FRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG are ya ?
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I'm here Plain.. Great toast brother. To All The Veterans Past and Present God Bless You and Thank You..
Great day yesterday Ter, the best was when I was calling Rodney (Daves bulldog was hanging out with us we had him dressed in a Marine Corps Lance Corporal Jacket), every time I yelled for Rodney. HEY LANCE CORPORAL MORRIS, Plain would yell WHAT!! Yeah that bogus ass Navy Captain was gettin on my fuckin last nerve.Would punched him, but I didn't want all those Marines see me get my ass kicked. Yeah right like he had a shot with that fuckin troop. Walkin outta the bar sometime last nite, and Floyd yells see ya tomorrow..Hey, I ain't going back to that town till till maybe later today..LOL..
Hey Plain, I meant Toast I said Post. I told you I can't do shots. What language was Butchie speakin last nite, was that some kind of Polish dialect that died out in the Middle Ages..It is amazing that when he starts singing he don't miss a word. It is the conversing that presents a problem..
You know what that Anon was me, I think I am still fucked up..
Butch after three beers talks in Butchaneese it's an old Tibeten Dialict comes from the greek language ^iavektos it has prounciation synonyms and translation but to understand it you have to have had 4 shots of whiskey and 12 Beers.
And yes Simple Lance Corporal Rodney Morris was the hit of the show. Everyone was saying lets go see L/cpl Morris I thought they meant me sighhhh, then I heard a girl say lets get are picture taken with him. But this other cutie said not right now he is licking his Balls, thats when i knew they were talking about Rodney. hell if I could lick my Balls I wouldn't even of been there!
Rodney is one hell of a bulldog, and Plain is one hell of a sick pup..
God Bless all our veterans, past, present and future. For those of you who served and came home safe and sound, stay safe and sound; for those of you who came home wounded in one way or another may you heal and may God be with you always; for those of you who didn't come home, my prayers are always with you. Thank you all you brave men and women!
Simple called me in Baltimore last night. I was visiting our beloved Aunt Anna (The Belle of Baltimore). He had absolutely no voice; said he sang the Marine Corps Hymn at least 300 times yesterday; like Floyd I asked if he was coming up to the town today and he said yes he was driving straight into Pam & Frank's driveway to save them a trip. For those of you who don't know who Pam & Frank, they are undertakers. The Belle was laughing so hare she had tears rolling down her cheeks. Simple, simply, is one of a kind.
11/11/11 - sorry just had to type it once today!
Was away for all the Scumdusky and Joe Pa comments. So here's mine - fuck them both and all the others that kept this quiet. My prayers and thoughts go out to all their victims. Don't get on our bus to hell, Scumdusky, hell doesn't even want you and other scumbags like you.
Damn Strebor, I think I know by now who you are, so therefore I know who your father was, and you are starting to curse like that old truck driver..
So Plain you met my Uncle Jim Feeny and his daughters. A true Marine, Dutch Helwig on Henry Ave., all the parades marched proud. Magdalena St. Used to get all the golf balls out of his Pacasandra.
That was me, Jim Mc
Da,, weed,,hower,mineet,sacond, done. My fuckin eyes are burnin.. I'm either going to hit the rack or drive to a funeral home and park there and save them the trip."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
Da,, weed,,hower,mineet,sacond, done. My fuckin eyes are burnin.. I'm either going to hit the rack or drive to a funeral home and park there and save them the trip."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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