"It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off." Plain, I thank you for the compliment and I must admit that is one of my better posts. I am computer crippled. I am stuck with Phil and he wants me to stay and watch the game. So the Ville must wait another day I hope. I asked Phil why this computer keeps throwing me off, much like most places..He says what are you talking about? I said I do posts and comments and they disappear like vodka.. He says I don't even know how to turn that thing on. Oh really.. You know they have horse racing on here. They do. How does that work? What's the difference you don't know how to turn it on..He knew I was being sarcastic for a change, and says if you can't turn it on. You can't turn it on.. I give up man..Anyway I will be back later with a profound observation that I had a dream about last night.. Oh yeah, that college football shit has really lost it's lustrre, don't know if it is age, money or a little of both, but I tried to watch it yesterday and just wasn't the same. Pro Football already sucks. I must be gettin old and crotchety, speaking of crotches. I saw some cheerleaders yesterday, never mind Plain that is as far as I am going. Talk to you later..
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Well Simple it's about time you got on here. I thought there would be some profound statements and yet Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill comes thru again.
And here it is Sunday just thought i'd tell you a story about a lil kid named Terry. he was standing in Church standing looking at this Plaque with flags around it wondering what it was all about.When the Priest came over and said what are you thinking son ? And the lil guy ask what is that with all the Flags around it? And the Priest put his hand on his shoulder and said that is a memorial for all the people that gave their lives up for the Service.Lil Terry stood there and stared as did the Priest then ask what are you thinking Now son? Lil Terry looked up and ask what one the 11:00 or the 12:15
Glad to hear from P & S, thought we might be losing another day! Never did care much for college football; still like pro football as long as the Peagles don't win. Unfortunately, right now at half-time they are ahead 14-7.
GO CARDINALS! Hey can one or both of you tell wtf turf toe is.
I had a dream yep, little known fact, Dr. Abner DoubleWhiffle discovered the, you got it, the Whiffle ball. Yep he was a plastic surgeon and as we all know whiffle balls are made of plastic. We also know how dreams can really be fucked up. In this dream Abner and his assistant are taking another pound of flesh off of Joan
Rivers face and he drops it on the floor laughing, look it rolled into a ball. He grabs the hunk of that assholes face and flings it at the assistant, where he had placed his fingers on the ball of flesh caused identations and the ball curved so much the assistant missed it. He said man what a curve ball, then he picked it up and pushed in the indentations and flung it back to Dr. DoubleWhiffle who in turn missed it and said man what a slider. Joan the puppet woke up looking like an ugly manequin and says what are you two doing? They just both blurted out that they were playing Wiffle Ball, You heard it here first on Plain and Simple.
Never mind on the turf toe thing, I looked it up. Blat and Slat won't have to worry about it as Billy has chewed their big toes off. It is an inflammation of the big toe.
It is a known fact across the Steppes of the Slavic world that goats like toes, not just big ones, hammer ones, little ones makes no difference what toe it is a goat has been none too chew it.
YO!!!!! how bad are the Piggles. Andre P. Pig should HRUMMPPPHHHHH himself back to Utah, set up a new MoreMan club and teach, Uncle Andy's version of the West Coast Offense..and this little piggy ran all the way home wee weee weeeee..Don't be surprised if Piggy splits before the shambles of this football season end. In horse racing what the piggles do every week is called "Spittin The Bit"
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye to the playoffs for the hundred million dollar prick, Piggy and the dream team. What a joke!
I gotta say Adios, sayonarra, goodbye.. Wrap up another weekend here in November. I know the football populace of good old Pennsyvania cannot be very happy this evening. Has not been a good week.., and I am afraid this is just the beginning. There is going to be no Happy in the Valley, and there is def. a rebellion brewing at the Gold Standard Dream Team in Philly town.
As for the Ville I will find out tomorrow. I am sure that will be one wretched site. Who the hell do I leave in charge and alcholic goat, two 4 toed Slavs, Who I ask who? Plain, oh yeah. Ride threw on a trike, screamin I'm outta here. Me too:
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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