"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Man, mention Burgeville and everybody runs. I guess some things never change..
HOW ABOUT ANDY AND HIS GANG!!!!!!! Go get em Piggy the Super Bowl is yours. Did you ever see a more fucked up game? Let me know. I guess the idiots that bleed green are a happy lot today, but as I told you before, cut your wrists, I guarantee you the color of the flow of liquid from the wound, will not be green.. If it is, please let us know..
Penn State conspiracy theory, Paterno and his mob, whacked the DA back in 2002. You all knew something like this was comin..
Where is Casey Anthony having Thanksgiving? Why on Jose's lap of course...
Got a chip on the old shoulder today. I am about sick of all of this shit.. Hey what does a chip on the shoulder mean?? Little known fact, when they first invented Potato Chips, (Herrs), they actually did it by mistake, as they overcooked the potato's. Well Mister Herr (Great Grand Father), of today's Mr. Herr, tried to save the potato's by grabbing them out of the hot oil..He started screaming, and flinging his arms around like a chopper, the new invention, the potato chip were flying all over the kitchen. Great Grand Dad kept grabbing and flinging, when one landed on his shoulder, it started to burn right through his overalls, when one of the little Herr's said, Grandaddy got a chip on his shoulder and went to smack it but instead whacked the old geezer in the chops and sent him and his chip sprawling across the kitchen, thus the term, "Go ahead knock that chip off of my shoulder was born.. You heard it here first on Plain and Simple.. YO PLAIN, you alive!!!!!
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I am here Simple to make some more effervesent Material.Yeah like I know what that is! The Eagles suck there is no gravity, The Giants gave them the game.And now everyone has them back in the Super Bowl. They belong in the toliet Bowl!!!!!!!
Enough about them. Damit I made some good comments about the Lovely Burgeville Ladies that never came on.Like Lorrie had pretty eyes, but she must of had Cattericks too be with Simple.
And Thankyou Simple for the inlighting Comments about Herrs potato chips, i forgot about that true story. i used to work at Herrs and got fired, when I went home Speedy ask me hows the job coming along, I said I got fired.Well unbeknonst too me. Speedy went down there and ask the Boss why I was fired.The Boss Grand Pappy Herrs said I fired him because he stuck his penis in the Potato Peeler!!!!!! And Speedy said WHAT are you crazy I want to see this Potato Peeler. And Grand Pappy said you can't I fired her too haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa A Knee slapper call 911 I'm dying here.
Wow, great explanation of Herr's Chips. And Plain and the Peeler Lady, what a plethera a knowledge is on this fabulous blog, along with the humor. You two sages must have something to say about the old DYDEE Wash Diaper Company that we all loved to walk by. When does the Turkey Bull Shit start................LOL
Plain, it is amazing, I just load you up with non sensible (I hope that is a word)material, and you come up with a story like that. Oh yeah, Lori had to have cataracts or something covering them pretty eyes, too ever go out with this Simpleton..
Dydee Wash, WOW!! the disposable diaper wiped out a whole industry..I knew a couple of drivers at the old Dydee Wash Factory. Remember they picked up, cleaned up, the old shit stained diapers, and delivered them back to the little rascal that soiled them in the first place. What a shitty job, but somebody had to do it.. Yes it was quite an aromatic experience to run (I never walked by Dydee Wash) and take in the effervescent smell of remanufactured Gerbers Blueberry Buckle and Carrots.. Oh yeah baby, that was a true knockout..Good memories of the old home town..
Dydee Wash.
Coffee Shop
BurgerVille
Hentzels Bar.
Hardwick and Magee.
Mary's
Janices.
Cherry's Shoemaker.
Turella's Bar.
Canechi's
Consollo's
Proper Brothers
The Roxy
The Jefferies
The Rivera
The Drive-In
The Post Office on Levering
Weber's
Turtles Funeral Home, they were very slow burying people.
Joel Cook school yard
Stanards Drug Store
Bakery at Roxborough and Manayunk Ave.
Kahneys Bar
Dan Kane Beer Dist.
Javies Beer Dist.
Willie the Rats Third Base
The Red Men.
AHH Stop Me Plain, I am a plethora of useless information. Gotta stop. Can't stop now we are approaching 13,000 hits. You gotta be fucking kidden me, who the hell reads this shit.
Birelynes.
Sparnes Sea Food. Outta here.....!!!
The bakery at Manayunk & Roxborough Avenues was Groener's.
This old town stuff mayyyyyyyyyyyy be repeating itself. So, the bakery at Manayunk & Roxborough Avenues was Groener's.
Funny you should bring up Dydee wash James, I knew alot of guys who worked there, some were shit out of Luck, most were shit faced alot had shit for Brains. i told them with a lil effort you can get your shit together, or you can smoke shit,buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, or tell other to eat shit.You can shit or go blind,have a shit fit,or just shit your life away. Cause people can be shit heads,shit brained,some people know their shit,while others cant tell their shit from shineola. There are lucky shits,dumb shits, crazy shits. There is horse shit, bull shit,chicken shit,you can throw shit, sling shit,catch shit,or duck when shit hits the fan,You can take a shit, give a shit,or serve shit on a shingle,You can find yourself in deep shit,or be happier than a pig in shit,and this is only half the shit you can do.I'll tell you the other shit later, because i'm going to take one now, that and I'm tired of this shit.shrugs and walks away.
Plain that is some funny chit. I cant wait to hear the rest of your chit, giggles and walks away.
Good Shit............
Well now Catey, This is what I need more comments. You are starting to get it.I'm glad you didn't spit your coke and and pee your pants, because it has nothing to do with this Chitt.But I see you're paying attention good Girl.
But as you know some days are coolder than shit, some are hotter than shit, some days are just shitty,theres even music that sounds like shit.Things can look like shit, and there are times you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit , the wrong shit or alot of weird shit, you can carry shit with you, or have a mountain of shit. Or can find yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need shit and sometimes you don't want anybodys shit,Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.You and be faster than shit, slower than shit,sometimes you even feel like shit,and other times you can find shit everywhere,sometimes you can never find shit.You can spread shit,and sometimes people can't cut the shit.When you consider all the facts. Just rember when you know your shit, you don't have to listen to anybody else's shit, because you already know your's. Bows and says than you Sister thank you.Walks out because I am done with all this shit.
No shit!
Well Strebor, yes I know I talked alot of shit today, but that's only because Ive seen alot of shit, you could check with Simple on it if you want But he don't know Jack Shit.
No shit!! I know, I know, I'm repeating, repeating myself.
SHIT!! Little known fact, came from the scientific study of feces..The program was done in secret at Tulsa State back in 1922..The scientists collected feces from the various States and tried to come up with the why and why nots of certain foul odors and how they derived from the various geographical enclaves of various States..They called this scientific endeavor S.H.I.T. Stinkin Human Interior Tissue.. Yep, using just the beginning letters to add more secrecy to this research they just called it SHIT..They found out that the harder the texture the more meat was involved in the human diet, the more the meat the more the stink..Thus they also derived the theory of the Herbivore, whose SHIT as they now called it, did not stink as much as the carnivore. They carried this research on for 28 years, until they finally threw up their hands and all yelled in unison. Who really gives a SHIT about SHIT. Yep, that's what happened, and you dear citizens and visitors heard it first here at Plain and Simple.. and why would anybody take a shit, why don't they just leave it where it is...Lot of things in this world, that confuse this Simpleton...
omgggggggggggggggg Strebor is MaryAnn, this is some crazy shit in here!
Okay,I think Jimmy Mc started this shit, and now this shit is getting old. I"ll be glad when this shit is over.So I don't want to hear any shit tomorrow. Don't any of you get tired of this shit.I think i'll go take one, errr I mean give one.Gid Nite God Bless.
Well said Plain, (gag). I tried to start this day off with some remembrances of places that existed in the Yunk during our childhoods. I got blasted for repeating and then things really turned to shit. I gave these people the history of the potato chip and a tour of their old home town. I gave them scientific theories out of Tulsa University and what do they do, Yep, they shit on me..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around this place.
Going outside. Man dark nite here in the Pines. Let me go see what the critters are up too.. YO, Sammyyyyy,, Greennyyyyyy!! where the fuck are they, BLAT SLAT! MERE!!!Come Mere... BILLLYYY!!!What is all this SHIT literally. What a mess..SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEOWWW!!! DOWN GOES SIMPLE!! grabbing at my heart.. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU CRITTERS!!!! YOU DON'T JUMP OUT ON PEOPLE LIKE THAT ON A DARK ROAD, YOU ARE LUCKY I AIN'T ARMED, OR ALL YOU FUCKS WOULD BE DEAD!!!! Ahahahahaah Sample, Sample vot you gonna do shut us. You got that right you Slovakina son-of-a-bitch you ever jump out at me like that again,,,,,YEOW!! what the fuck, fuckin squirrel is on my head. Hold it, Hold it, look Sam, look in the window. Looks like I have hair again.. I might wear you on Thanksgiving..You guys are alright. ComeMere let's hit the rack. Missed killing two spiders int the bunker tonight maybe you can get them, before they get us. You got it Simple..Lets go huntin..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..............
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