"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.
As far as last night's ending comments. Hey Dave, I didn't see where anyone contradicted or took your comment the wrong way.. I didn't think it was a joke, although once I found out you were addressing me, I then thought you were breakin my balls as usual. There are no strikes. Your comments are more than welcome, because we don't agree on a whole lot of issues, and sometimes that can be interesting. Of course most days here are just fun, yesterday because of the nature of the post was a lot more serious than most..
Today we must start talking a little horse racing.. You believe that shit, horse racing, yep The Breeders Cup is two days away..I always say there are two days in horse racing (now three, because the Breeders Cup is two days), where you can make a lot of money..Breeders Cup, and the Kentucky Derby.. Although there is always that ten percent, last year it was all of the Triple Crown Races, as the favorites seemed to run out in The Preakness and The Belmont.. Making all three of The Triple Crown Races a big payday..This years Breeders Cup is being held at Churchill Downs, home of The Kentucky Derby..It will be interesting as always to see the greatest horses in the world compete in the Female races on Friday and Male and Female on Saturday..There are some very recognizable names in these races, and a wide open Breeders Cup Classic..Me, Phil The Thrill and another friend, who headed for Vegas for the races did some studying and have our picks for Saturdays card.. Unfortunately due to economic conditions in the country in general and my pockets economic conditions in particular I can't do both days.. So, I gotta burn it up Saturday.. There is no excitement in Sports like having the Exacta and as they turn for home your two horses are in the front.. The only excitement a lot better than that is if they finish that way..I will give you our picks later in the week, and see if there are any other commentators, or visitors who have a favorite horse in one of the races and are betting it, or just going to sit back and watch the most exciting races of the year..The World Series ends and The Breeders Cup starts, and Football, college and pros is in full swing.., and Atlantic City, New Jermany sits there, with no Sports Betting..yeah you can bet horses, but imagine if you could go down and get a comp room and bet your college games and pro games and hockey and whatever..This would save the town, from its economic catastrophe.. Philly has casinos now, New York, Delaware, none of them have Sports betting.. I know it is on the ballot for approval this year..I don't think it will pass, this State is as backward as it gets..Once again I say, if you want to bet a game, guess what, you can go bet it..Why not legalise it and get a jump on the rest of the States, because in the future it will be happening all over....Hey if you guys would like bring some horse racing stories as the rest of this week will kinda be dedicated to our four legged athletes and the loons that ride them..On the road today, with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, probably get lost...Have a good day everyone...
13 comments:
First of all I don't know where I said I was contradicted, you will have to show me that one. Secondly I know if it were in person that we talked you would have laughed and considered it the joke it was meant to be and thirdly your partner was ready to pounce. If I would have said yea it was meant for you he would have went off again much like the last time
I said something jokingly. It is not worth my time to come on here and argue. I do come on occasionally and don't understand what you are talking about so maybe I am better off not even reading this blog. Have fun enjoy your day
Once I saw where it was directed at me, I could see where it was a joke..After I wrote about the early Chritians and Mass in the catecombs.. Like what Mass did you got too. Yeah, and in person it takes on a different context..Was kinda funny, I just didn't take it that way at first..Oh, I didn't make Mass today either..On the road with the best navigator in the free world..This is always an adventure. You have fun and enjoy your day, I gotta get out of the Ville and make some money for The Breeders Cup.. Hittin a big one this year...
Yo!! their out there loading the truck, I am going to hide in the shitter for a few minutes..Fuck here they come.. See ya.. Alright I'm comin..Nothing is easy when your born in a row home..
Simple, did you get my E-Mail about Friday?
Did I miss something yesterday?
No McFinn no email.. Yeah Strebor and we ain't tellin you what it was.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??? WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN.
Actually i was at 66 Church Rd.in Linfield Pa. If there was another 6 I woulda been in Hell Cause that's what it felt like.
I sent an e-mail to gmail.canceling Friday's rendevous. With all this power bullshit I have to keep the generator and wood stove going full time. So maybe they said power tonight or tomorrow but all the shit to clean up will keep me busy.......We will meet another Friday.........
And Dave, there are no strikes in here...no rules no nuttin, Nice to see you coming on, keep coming and break our balls once in a while... I know Simple loves to have his broken.........He likes a thorn in his nuts once in a while........And being in charge of recruiting I need more crazies.........
Jimmy McFinn, you could drive Sammy nuts, that email is for Plain and Simple only. I will give you a call. Another Friday will do, you better keep that generator and that wood chippin along there fella, or when you whack your balls they will be frozen. Plain, what the fuck are you talkin about 66 somewhere in your universe, and yeah 666 you might have gone to hell, with me. Remember the night we were talking about the Jersey Devil and the number in New Jermany came out 666. Back in September it was mateys..Hey does anyone around here pay any attention. Horse racing, Horse racing, yeah I know no rules, so why do I even try. Dave jumps on and don't know what anybody is talking about, now that amazes me.. Strebor thinks he or she missed something, that amazes me, usually he or she would be berating us for repeating, repeating. Jimmy McFinn is freezing his whackers off, and Plain is in hell. Now, I ask you, WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HORSE RACING!!!! I just put these well thought out posts on the telly poles at the Ville so you can just ramble the fuck on about anything you want is that what this is all about?? I ask, in all sincerity, is that what this is all about?? Don't answer that right now gotta take a shit be back in about an hour..MERE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sAME3 was me Simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riding through the Ville, on a horse. Seems quite, critters are studying the racing form, seems Blat and Slat used to race turtles in Slovakia, they say it is a huge business in their part of the world. Little known fact. A turtle beat a rabbit in a race, yep it was back a long time ago, when the turtle got pissed off at the rabbit always telling him how slow he was, and challenged the rabbit to a race..Now, as this tale unfolded it sorta got told out of text throughout the years. You see, nobody in the land of Turtles and Rabbits could stand the rabbit, because he was a boisterous bragard and always telling everyone how cute and how fast he was. Did I say he was also conceited..Everyone liked the turtle although he was never on time for anything. He was a smooth talker for a turtle and the woman of all breeds liked him. He had a sheen too his shell that no female could resist..yep they named Turtle Was after him.. I digress, anyway when word spread throughout the Land Of Turtles and Rabbits that the rabbit had accepted the Turtles challenge everyone began preparing for the big day..The rabbit went to the local bar and started telling everyone within ear range, which in the land of Turtles and Rabbits was pretty large, how fast he was and how snugly in bed and how the young female rabbits just loved him..The Turtle on the other hand, was laying on his shell while his friends the female rabbits were stretchin his scaly little legs. They said we love you Timmy, yep that was his first name. His last name was Turtle. Some of his family moved to the Yunk and one of his cousins Freddy graduated St. Johns with me. I digress, but how in Heaven's name can you possible win this race..He told them of his plan.. He asked all ten of the pretty little bunnies, yep that is where the playboy bunnies got their nickname, to station themselves along the races path, and every time the rabbit was in sight, they were to get in the road and flash him and tell him to come on into the woods and fuck like a bunny, yep that is where fuck like a bunny came from. Well, the race started and the rabbit took off like a race horse (today's untalked about theme) and the turtle he just started putting one leg in front of the other. As the rabbit came to the first turn, the first little bunny was out there showing some leg, she said come on into the woods I have something for you. Reggie looked around, yep that was his name and didn't see the turtle so he figured he would give this little cutie a shot. The turtle (Timmy) just kept putting one leg in front of the other. As you would have it he passed where the rabbit and the cute little bunny were making more cute little bunnies and kept putting one foot in front of the other..Well as the race progressed the Reggie (that was the rabbits name) was not only getting out distanced by Timmy (that was the turtles name) but he was getting completely worn out by the bunnies along the way.. When it came time to cross the finish line Timmy (the turtles name) just put one leg in front of the other and finished first. Reggie ( by now, you should know that is the rabbits name.) did not have the strenght to make it across the finish line. The turtle won the day. These turn of events, changed the lives of Timmy (the turtle) and Reggie (the rabbit) forever.. Timmy became the local hero and every year they would celebrate his victory with a parade and a picnic throughout the Land Of Turtles and Rabbits.. Reggie became so humble that everybody started to like him and he and his family of ten wives and three thousand kids always made it a point to be a part of Timmy's big day. (Did I mention Timmy was the turtle) You heard it here first on Plain and Simple...
And that was a true story and a lil known fact is all the Turdles and everyone in the land was in shock, and this was is where the term Shell shock came from.
Hey Plain, gotta tell ya. We have to stop with this 66 or 666 shit. This is no shit, number of visitors today...Drum Roll Easy...................66. Tell me that ain't fucked up..
I guess I can go and put this horse back in his barn. NO!! he does not live at the Ville. I love horses, but they shit to much and I don't like mucking stalls. Cleaning parrot shit off of windows is hard enough.. I am rocking on down for the day. Catch some news, there is always something there to cheer one up late at night. Then put a few winners for Saturday's racing at your disposal tomorrow. I am sure you will all care about that as you will start talking about the moon or 666 or Rt. 66 or generators and wood or turtle wax and repeating and, and, and, and "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." Turtles and Rabbits too..
TAPS..
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