"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..
Post Time, Post Toasties, Goal Posts, Plain and Simple Posts, Post Mortem, Post Partum Depression, Post Office, Postal, Guard Post, POSTponement, Posta Toasti (in Italian), Post Up, Post Down (Phil The Thrill), Post Office, Post, POSTer, Post Card, Post Quantitative Alliance, Post Astronomical Equation, Post Quasiphysical Accumulation of wealth, Post Authoritative Administration. The last five are fucking Bogus Posts.. HAHHAAHA!!!! I know I got some of you. PLAIN!!!
Anyway, I actually thought it was Friday until Phil The Thrill told me it was Wednesday. I said Phil, it is Thursday.. He said then how can it be Friday.. He is like one of the critters..Told me I need a haircut, I said why is it getting long? He says, no you just need a hair cut. PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here. Nasty night at the Ville, critters all said they were at that hamburger joint last night and man was it fun.. Said there was a 57' blue and white Chevy parked there, and a gold Ford Galaxie and some kinda Pontiac where the steering wheel was all sticky..They also said there were some people around, all young people, and one of them drove in with a pretty blonde in a white Oldsmobile..They were starting too freak me out. Said something about a red and white Mercury and this really, really good lookin kid in a Black Ford. I told them knock it off man, that place used to exist, it is from a long time ago in a land far away.. They started singing in The Still Of The Night.. I said where did you hear that song?? They said at that hamburger joint last night.. They are really freaking me out..They said when they left it had emptied out and everybody but one guy was gone, when somebody drove by and yelled Hi Jersey!! That did it I kicked them the fuck out and am now in the fetal position on the floor..LOL!!!
8 comments:
Omgggggggggggg they were at Burgerville. They say there have been sightings of that place around the world.It is said that even Elvis goes there.
And yes they say The Generals car , Floyds and Dave R's car still has wax on the one side and the steering wheel.The good looking kid in the Nova is actually a figment of everyones imagination, because when they went from hot chocolate to beer everyone looked good, nods and walks away.
They said the real, real, real, good looking kid had a BLACK 52' FORD....You gotta pay attention Plain, I think you have a disorder. Don't even go there, that they saw Burgerville, although they did name a few of the cars, see if you can match them up with the owners. Some of the years maybe a little off but that shouldn't matter.
57' Blue and White Chevy Conv.
59' Gold Ford Galaxy Conv.
55' Some kinda Brown Pontiac with a sticky steering wheel
58' White Oldsmobile.
58' All Dark Blue Ford
52' Rust Colored or maybe just rusty Ford
50' Green Plymouth with running boards.
59' Red and White Pontiac with Wax on it.
58' Red and White Mercury
57' Ugly ass brown, Oldsmobile..
58' Red Wagon with a Light on Top, and Sirens in the front.. I match this one up with PLAIN!!!!
Two more.
58 Red Corvair
58 Two tone green Plymouth.
Was the 52 Black Ford the one I stripped the gears on?
Hey Jim, Crocco had that two tone Plymouth and Floyd had the Gold Galaxy Conv. You didn't even get your car right. That belonged to Danny unless you two were sharing, yes that is your Dad's car. Yes Strebor you stripped the gears. You people are drivin me nuts, get it drivin today, huh?? get it.??
Simple no need to lay in the fedal Position we all get drepressed and embarressed sometimes, even me !!!!!!!!!!
Last week I went to the Doctors and told him I had gas problems! He said how long, I said about two weeks but the good thing is there slient and don't smell. he looked at me and shook his head , then he tells me take these pills 3 times a day and come back next week. So I difd all that and went back today. I went in and said Damnnnnn Doc I took those friggin Pills and now those farts stink like hell.He said good, we fixed your sinuses, now we will work on your Hearing. Shrugs and walks away all Red.
Hey Plain, I am glad your farting sinuses are OK with the witch doctor you go too.. How about the fuckin cars. Can you match them up with their owners or are you just fartin around again. I don't know why but I find humor it farts. Sick man. Everybody farts, but most people don't want to admit it. Little known fact, I knew the chief gastroenterologist at Childrens Hospital and he told me a normal human being farts 32 times a day.. I said you gotta be shittin me, then immediatly said don't take that literally. See I knew I wasn't normal, I am double nuts...
OK, OK, Plain doesn't wanna come out and play. McFinn is in some other comment. Fuckin guy is unbelievable..I got one unbelievable, one incorrigable, and one that I wonder why she even tunes into this mess. I guess I gotta do the cars. Now, this is too the best of my knowledge and memory, remember it was in the late fifties and early sixties, so here goes.
Thee Car 57'Chevy. Gen. Joe Tin
Right there with it was that canary yellow Ford Conv. Floyd Flaherty drove around in.
Sticky Steering wheel, none other than John Lugi (R.I.P.)
White Oldsmobile with pretty blonde. Joe Renshaw (R.I.P.) my man.
Dark Blue Ford. Mr. Jimbo Cairnes (R.I.P.)cousin Jimbo..
Rusty Ford. Sgt. Rober Hanson. Hey Elf hope you are doing well my friend.
Green Plymouth with running boards.
Patrick Renshaw. Wish we had that baby now.
Red and White Pontiac with wax on it Dave Reichart. Dave Morris and mayself were waxing it for a case of beer, we should have finished the job before we finished the beer. Couldn't get that compound off with a sand blaster.
Red and White Mercury. Mr. and Mrs. McCool. God Bless Them.
Ugly Ass Brown Oldsmobile. The Polish Prince Robert (Butchie) Witkowski.
Red Corvair. I didn't put it in the first batch because MOUSEIE CONROY (R.I.P.) could never remember where he left it..
Last but not least..
Two tone green Plymouth. Jimmy McCool and Danny Crocco's car (yeah and I'm nuts.)
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