It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off. Usually, we would go like this: AHH One and AHH Two and AHH Hump!!!! Today, we go and AHH one, and AHH two and AHH LEAP!!!!!!!! Come on you don't have to do it again for four more years..... Hittin the road with Phil The Phun, big um truck um today..22 skids, every time I try to get out they drag me back in...Will be burnin tires and diesal fuel most of the day..Take over for a moment in time would ya Plain.. Jimminey Cricket, you were ready to have me beheaded over the weekend.. Whack on my Main Man Plain.. Yo, I get pictures on my email, and Butchie is asking me where was this taken?? You can tell he retired, he is looking at old pictures in the middle of the week...Gotta love it.....Hey Phil you ready.. If I wasn't ready I wouldn't be here...OK let's go.. We're we going??? Egg Harbor....You know why they call that place Egg Harbor?? No Phil why?? Come on that's easy, it's Harbor is shaped like an Egg.....On that note, I am roadin.....
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
"Today Is The 28th And Last Day Of February In Most Years."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Yep, this would be the last day of February, if that stupid Lord didn't Leap..but now we have to put up with another day until Miss March arrives..I guess that is a good thing as we have an extra day to bitch about having an extra day...When you get to be this age it is always good to have another day..Maybe we should add another day to every month, that way we would have all those extra days to wake up on the right side of the sod...I will have to run that one by Phil. Pretty good commercial for the Phils opening day April 5.. Will be heading for Spring Training in March (annual trip), not like the trip with the Merry Men From Manayunk, a little more reserved, but a great trip none the less..For any Phillies Fan that has not experienced Spring Training you should make a point of trying to go..It is a completely different experience than The Bank..very up close and personal, very laid back and everyone really seems to enjoy it, even the ball players, announcers and coaches, as you probably know we have met and had a few with all the above...Last year I had a Santa Claus hat on, the game was in the late innings, and these two giants grab me and ask me to do them a favor..I said sure guys anything (what the fuck is this about?) they said see those four guys over there at that table (four more giants), I said yes I do, how can you miss them...You look crazy enough to go over there and tell them they don't belong there, tell them they have too move...Sure guys no problem..(ahem) So, I in all my glory, and Santa Hat..march on over and these guys are having a blast, and I figure go for it, so I interrupt (something new), HEY!! HEY!! EXCUSE ME!! Yeah, what do you want?? I'll tell you what I want, you guys are in the wrong location, you are not allowed in this area!!!!! With this 6'7'' stands up and says, WHO TOLD YOU THAT!! He was kinda red, and I am kinda tired gettin my ass kicked, so I hurriedly pointed over to the two other giants that put me up to this prank....and yell THEY DID?? Well here the guy that was the antagonist was Chris Simms, and these guys were his teammates on the Tampa Bay Bucs... I knew none of this, when some guy by their table told me who he was..So, now they are all laughing and hugging and I am standing there, waiting for my kudos...I ain't gettin any,,soooooo!! YO!! I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR ANOTHER DRINK AT THE TIKI BAR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!! They all look and grab me and toss me around laughin, and told me that I was nuts..(never heard that before). Then the quarterback looks at me, and I say HOLD IT MAN!! YOU ARE PHIL SIMMS!! He says close, I am his son...I say PHIL SIMMS THE SECOND!!! CHRIS, MY NAME IS CHRIS.... I said then I have no idea who you are...Well his boys are hysterical, and they bought me drinks for as long as I kept buggin them..Good guys having a good time, glad I could help out..Right after that I met Sam Pelozzo and his sister and her husband, another Spring Training Story...As I said, if you young uns never experienced it, it is another way to experience baseball, it a much more laid back setting..
Went a little off on the muslims yesterday, just really sick of it man...don't want to get into it today. I am sure in the near future, if they don't try and take me out, that they will give me a lot too bitch about..I did read a business article where we actually export oil..yep that oil, we export it, now you know if we are importing 1 million gallons a day (hypothetically), and exporting 1/2 million a day, it makes no sense, unless, unless, there is somehow a profit too be made...!! Anytime you think the powers too be don't fuck over the sheople just read shit like this...Plain did allude to this fact in a past post...He is also right about our importing oil from the middle east..Our number one supplier of oil..Numero Uno..Drum Roll Easy............................................................................................CANADA, would you have guessed that..In extracting and refining oil...Russia is Numero Uno..Saudi Arabia is number two..., and DRUM ROLL EASY.......................................................U.S.A. number three...So why are prices slowly inching towards 4.00 a gallon.. Number 1. Profit for the Profiteers that run the oil companies...Number two. Fleece the sheep while they still have some wool, worry about the consequences later..Number three. Supply and Demand.. We demand they supply, AH!! but at what cost..As I said yesterday, your average working family cannot afford to pay 4.00 a gallon for gasoline..That is a preposterous amount of money to pay, for something that is so plentiful and evidently pretty available right here in our own Country....When I talk about the sheople getting fleeced and how much I hate muslims, and things of a serious nature, it is for the future generations our children and our grand children. They have already done most of the damage to our generation, I am living proof. It is the younger people that are going to really have it rough.. It has started already.....Talk to you later...TTYL. I still don't know what IDK means...
We're Off.. Yep, this would be the last day of February, if that stupid Lord didn't Leap..but now we have to put up with another day until Miss March arrives..I guess that is a good thing as we have an extra day to bitch about having an extra day...When you get to be this age it is always good to have another day..Maybe we should add another day to every month, that way we would have all those extra days to wake up on the right side of the sod...I will have to run that one by Phil. Pretty good commercial for the Phils opening day April 5.. Will be heading for Spring Training in March (annual trip), not like the trip with the Merry Men From Manayunk, a little more reserved, but a great trip none the less..For any Phillies Fan that has not experienced Spring Training you should make a point of trying to go..It is a completely different experience than The Bank..very up close and personal, very laid back and everyone really seems to enjoy it, even the ball players, announcers and coaches, as you probably know we have met and had a few with all the above...Last year I had a Santa Claus hat on, the game was in the late innings, and these two giants grab me and ask me to do them a favor..I said sure guys anything (what the fuck is this about?) they said see those four guys over there at that table (four more giants), I said yes I do, how can you miss them...You look crazy enough to go over there and tell them they don't belong there, tell them they have too move...Sure guys no problem..(ahem) So, I in all my glory, and Santa Hat..march on over and these guys are having a blast, and I figure go for it, so I interrupt (something new), HEY!! HEY!! EXCUSE ME!! Yeah, what do you want?? I'll tell you what I want, you guys are in the wrong location, you are not allowed in this area!!!!! With this 6'7'' stands up and says, WHO TOLD YOU THAT!! He was kinda red, and I am kinda tired gettin my ass kicked, so I hurriedly pointed over to the two other giants that put me up to this prank....and yell THEY DID?? Well here the guy that was the antagonist was Chris Simms, and these guys were his teammates on the Tampa Bay Bucs... I knew none of this, when some guy by their table told me who he was..So, now they are all laughing and hugging and I am standing there, waiting for my kudos...I ain't gettin any,,soooooo!! YO!! I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR ANOTHER DRINK AT THE TIKI BAR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!! They all look and grab me and toss me around laughin, and told me that I was nuts..(never heard that before). Then the quarterback looks at me, and I say HOLD IT MAN!! YOU ARE PHIL SIMMS!! He says close, I am his son...I say PHIL SIMMS THE SECOND!!! CHRIS, MY NAME IS CHRIS.... I said then I have no idea who you are...Well his boys are hysterical, and they bought me drinks for as long as I kept buggin them..Good guys having a good time, glad I could help out..Right after that I met Sam Pelozzo and his sister and her husband, another Spring Training Story...As I said, if you young uns never experienced it, it is another way to experience baseball, it a much more laid back setting..
Went a little off on the muslims yesterday, just really sick of it man...don't want to get into it today. I am sure in the near future, if they don't try and take me out, that they will give me a lot too bitch about..I did read a business article where we actually export oil..yep that oil, we export it, now you know if we are importing 1 million gallons a day (hypothetically), and exporting 1/2 million a day, it makes no sense, unless, unless, there is somehow a profit too be made...!! Anytime you think the powers too be don't fuck over the sheople just read shit like this...Plain did allude to this fact in a past post...He is also right about our importing oil from the middle east..Our number one supplier of oil..Numero Uno..Drum Roll Easy............................................................................................CANADA, would you have guessed that..In extracting and refining oil...Russia is Numero Uno..Saudi Arabia is number two..., and DRUM ROLL EASY.......................................................U.S.A. number three...So why are prices slowly inching towards 4.00 a gallon.. Number 1. Profit for the Profiteers that run the oil companies...Number two. Fleece the sheep while they still have some wool, worry about the consequences later..Number three. Supply and Demand.. We demand they supply, AH!! but at what cost..As I said yesterday, your average working family cannot afford to pay 4.00 a gallon for gasoline..That is a preposterous amount of money to pay, for something that is so plentiful and evidently pretty available right here in our own Country....When I talk about the sheople getting fleeced and how much I hate muslims, and things of a serious nature, it is for the future generations our children and our grand children. They have already done most of the damage to our generation, I am living proof. It is the younger people that are going to really have it rough.. It has started already.....Talk to you later...TTYL. I still don't know what IDK means...
Monday, February 27, 2012
"Today Is The 27th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....Hey Plain, I just saw your post from yesterday.. How did it feel talking to yourself again?? NYUK!! NYUK!! NYUK!! I was the only one that read it, and YOU WANNA TAKE OVER THE VILLE!! I know you and that fuckin parrot were planning a coup, ain't workin Plain, the Simple one is prepared for any of your shenanigans..So, just be happy being Plain, and riding through here and giving us the finger, and twirling and getting kissed by Catey, and don't try anything funny(smirking)..Good mornin Plain, how the hell are ya? Old buddy boy, pal of mine.....LOL!!
My cousin from Baltimore had to get me started, sends me an email showing once again, the American Flag being burned by a bunch of muslims or whatever they are.., they are protesting the fact that somebody burned their qurans. I always thought that was a koran..then again what do I know.. I'll tell ya what I know...Keep fuckin with us, with your oil, with your religious beliefs, with you disrespectful actions to places, people, and things that we hold sacred, and sooner than you know it you are gonna really piss us the fuck off (already) and you will pay dearly..I know for sure if Harry Truman or someone of that ilk and ire were President (where ya gonna find one of them in this politically correct environment), your asses would be fried..Personally, I am sick and sick of your bullshit, every time I read the paper or watch the news, this muhammed el aliki, or habdullah habdullah, or omar azerbangani, or their henchmen are at the top of the list fucking with us again...Why, I ask? Why? do we put up with this shit..Hey Washington, you want to send our troops into, Lebanon, Iraq, Afghanistan, well then send them in like the Romans did as conquerors.. It would probably take us about a week to have those fucks workin the oil fields, while gasoline prices go down to about .50 a gallon.. We are over there patrolling in their mountains, well now they are our mountains, and anybody caught hiding in them would be tried (or better yet shot on the spot) as a common outlaw..Their armies are armies of nothing.. the vaunted red brigade of Iraq, was on the run in two hours after hooking up with the 26th Marines in the first Gulf War.. Saddam's red brigade was in retreat with their vaunted colors laying on the ground..What the hell when the World declared Israel a Country after World War II, and Great Britain, was turning the Country over too the Israelis, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Syria, and a few others were perched on their borders to smoke them into oblivion.. We all know what happened when that war started...Israel is still there, and they sent every one of those nations packing because they kicked ass then and they can kick ass now...Alright, Alright, I am getting done, but come on are you as sick as I am of hearing about these mullahs and ayatollahs and Iran, and Iraq... Fuck them all,, either just go about the business of selling us oil..Leave us the fuck alone, or pay with your cities..Leave the Israelis to live in peace and shut the fuck up.. If an American Flag is burned in your city we will take your city out.. See how many Flags get burnt then...Also while I am at it.. What the fuck is with you Obuma, apologizing to those fuckin morons that hate our guts, would burn our children if given the chance..I am glad they burned their quaerens, you know like, too fuckin bad, now send us the oil or we will come take it... Get some balls Washington, and quit kissing their robe covered asses...Today bring anything you know or don't know about muslims and their fucked up lives...A-Z
A-ayatollahs, they are the backbone of the zealot movement and the true rulers of these countries, they are fanatical religious leaders that not only hate everything Christian, but anything American..
B-Bahgdad, one of the oldest cities in the World and a hot spot for betrayal and hatred of Americans, and we freed it from Saddam..should have just let him keep on fuckin with them.
Crusades-You all heard of Richard The Lion Hearted and Joan of Arch! Well, think how long ago that was, and we are still fighting the Crusades today.. Even the Christians of the middle ages realized what a threat these curs were too the World..
D-Damascus. Let me say one thing about this place..The revolution against Kadaffy Duck, started at 10 PM at 11 PM the rebels had support from Europe the U.S. and everybody else in the World..The Duck had no shot..they bombed his strongholds and destroyed his army..., excuse, he was killing civilians to hold onto his title of Colonel..and hold his regime together...Assad in Damascus has been slaying, and maiming civilians for years, and now it is an all out massacre, yet no one has responded to help the revolution in Syria, anybody no why?? I don't really know why, my speculation is that he supplies more oil than the duck did...but the duck had a lot of oil also..why does the World stand by and let this fucking moron just pour more and more rounds on the civilian populace..Maybe somebody can give me an answer..Take it from here guys.. If you don't feel like talking about this bullshit that is fine.. If you do continue on.. I am done, wore myself out....
We're Off....Hey Plain, I just saw your post from yesterday.. How did it feel talking to yourself again?? NYUK!! NYUK!! NYUK!! I was the only one that read it, and YOU WANNA TAKE OVER THE VILLE!! I know you and that fuckin parrot were planning a coup, ain't workin Plain, the Simple one is prepared for any of your shenanigans..So, just be happy being Plain, and riding through here and giving us the finger, and twirling and getting kissed by Catey, and don't try anything funny(smirking)..Good mornin Plain, how the hell are ya? Old buddy boy, pal of mine.....LOL!!
My cousin from Baltimore had to get me started, sends me an email showing once again, the American Flag being burned by a bunch of muslims or whatever they are.., they are protesting the fact that somebody burned their qurans. I always thought that was a koran..then again what do I know.. I'll tell ya what I know...Keep fuckin with us, with your oil, with your religious beliefs, with you disrespectful actions to places, people, and things that we hold sacred, and sooner than you know it you are gonna really piss us the fuck off (already) and you will pay dearly..I know for sure if Harry Truman or someone of that ilk and ire were President (where ya gonna find one of them in this politically correct environment), your asses would be fried..Personally, I am sick and sick of your bullshit, every time I read the paper or watch the news, this muhammed el aliki, or habdullah habdullah, or omar azerbangani, or their henchmen are at the top of the list fucking with us again...Why, I ask? Why? do we put up with this shit..Hey Washington, you want to send our troops into, Lebanon, Iraq, Afghanistan, well then send them in like the Romans did as conquerors.. It would probably take us about a week to have those fucks workin the oil fields, while gasoline prices go down to about .50 a gallon.. We are over there patrolling in their mountains, well now they are our mountains, and anybody caught hiding in them would be tried (or better yet shot on the spot) as a common outlaw..Their armies are armies of nothing.. the vaunted red brigade of Iraq, was on the run in two hours after hooking up with the 26th Marines in the first Gulf War.. Saddam's red brigade was in retreat with their vaunted colors laying on the ground..What the hell when the World declared Israel a Country after World War II, and Great Britain, was turning the Country over too the Israelis, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Syria, and a few others were perched on their borders to smoke them into oblivion.. We all know what happened when that war started...Israel is still there, and they sent every one of those nations packing because they kicked ass then and they can kick ass now...Alright, Alright, I am getting done, but come on are you as sick as I am of hearing about these mullahs and ayatollahs and Iran, and Iraq... Fuck them all,, either just go about the business of selling us oil..Leave us the fuck alone, or pay with your cities..Leave the Israelis to live in peace and shut the fuck up.. If an American Flag is burned in your city we will take your city out.. See how many Flags get burnt then...Also while I am at it.. What the fuck is with you Obuma, apologizing to those fuckin morons that hate our guts, would burn our children if given the chance..I am glad they burned their quaerens, you know like, too fuckin bad, now send us the oil or we will come take it... Get some balls Washington, and quit kissing their robe covered asses...Today bring anything you know or don't know about muslims and their fucked up lives...A-Z
A-ayatollahs, they are the backbone of the zealot movement and the true rulers of these countries, they are fanatical religious leaders that not only hate everything Christian, but anything American..
B-Bahgdad, one of the oldest cities in the World and a hot spot for betrayal and hatred of Americans, and we freed it from Saddam..should have just let him keep on fuckin with them.
Crusades-You all heard of Richard The Lion Hearted and Joan of Arch! Well, think how long ago that was, and we are still fighting the Crusades today.. Even the Christians of the middle ages realized what a threat these curs were too the World..
D-Damascus. Let me say one thing about this place..The revolution against Kadaffy Duck, started at 10 PM at 11 PM the rebels had support from Europe the U.S. and everybody else in the World..The Duck had no shot..they bombed his strongholds and destroyed his army..., excuse, he was killing civilians to hold onto his title of Colonel..and hold his regime together...Assad in Damascus has been slaying, and maiming civilians for years, and now it is an all out massacre, yet no one has responded to help the revolution in Syria, anybody no why?? I don't really know why, my speculation is that he supplies more oil than the duck did...but the duck had a lot of oil also..why does the World stand by and let this fucking moron just pour more and more rounds on the civilian populace..Maybe somebody can give me an answer..Take it from here guys.. If you don't feel like talking about this bullshit that is fine.. If you do continue on.. I am done, wore myself out....
Sunday, February 26, 2012
"Today Is The 26th Day Of February (HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO JIM AND CAROL) In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time
We're Off. Just talked to my daughter and wished her Happy B'Day..She is, never mind...I forget how old she said...LOL!!
Hey Plain, I gotta give just due where it is due...That was a great post yesterday, the critters, and citizens want you to take over Posting Duty... Ain't happenin dude, I am not getting usurped by a mad man that would take over the whole Ville and make himself a Lance Corporal..Really good job yesterday, it made a lot of people in New Jersey think I was a mad man, because they didn't believe anyone would have a dart tournament outside..., let alone on a day with 50 mph gusts...When I finally said get in Sea Bisquit (new name for my 1984 Merc, well actually my Mom and Dads 1984 Merc). and I will take you to ECKS, they believed.. Phil believed the whole time as he knows my friends and the Yunk very well, as they let him in ECKS also...Hey I gotta bone to pick with one of the McFarlanes (should be McFarlands) one Johnny Bananna.. I was having a conversation with him when I realized his name John began with J O.. I just mentioned in passing if that had any bearing as too his actions... He said it sure does...Then he said your name begins in E R and that has a bearing on where your going...LOL!! my man Johnny Bananna, one of the wittiest, and best guys you could ever meet, and that is the truth...PHEW!! I hope he reads this...
Winding down Febuary, see Plain now you got me spelling it wrong...Man is incorrigable...and we got a little taste of winte, but it doesn't matter..Winter this year will hit on March 22nd the day me and the crew are heading for our annual trip too Spring Training with the Phils...I am predicting this as most of my predictions are wrong..I think last year I had two right..That child killer was getting off, and the Giants would win the Bowl.. besides that the other 2 billion were wrong...
Enjoy your Sunday everyone, and remember Monday ain't till tomorrow...I have one busy week coming up and I gotta try and get up the Yunk Friday, miss my guys...Happy B'day also went out yesterday to an old friend and class, classy mate of mine, one Lenny Roberts..That is about it for now, bring some comments about the Phils. Spring Training and the team in General... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??????? I know he is marchin around here because he told me he was hysterical watching the Chippendale Video. Told me he never looked so good... come to think of it he did look pretty good for eighty....LOL!!!
We're Off. Just talked to my daughter and wished her Happy B'Day..She is, never mind...I forget how old she said...LOL!!
Hey Plain, I gotta give just due where it is due...That was a great post yesterday, the critters, and citizens want you to take over Posting Duty... Ain't happenin dude, I am not getting usurped by a mad man that would take over the whole Ville and make himself a Lance Corporal..Really good job yesterday, it made a lot of people in New Jersey think I was a mad man, because they didn't believe anyone would have a dart tournament outside..., let alone on a day with 50 mph gusts...When I finally said get in Sea Bisquit (new name for my 1984 Merc, well actually my Mom and Dads 1984 Merc). and I will take you to ECKS, they believed.. Phil believed the whole time as he knows my friends and the Yunk very well, as they let him in ECKS also...Hey I gotta bone to pick with one of the McFarlanes (should be McFarlands) one Johnny Bananna.. I was having a conversation with him when I realized his name John began with J O.. I just mentioned in passing if that had any bearing as too his actions... He said it sure does...Then he said your name begins in E R and that has a bearing on where your going...LOL!! my man Johnny Bananna, one of the wittiest, and best guys you could ever meet, and that is the truth...PHEW!! I hope he reads this...
Winding down Febuary, see Plain now you got me spelling it wrong...Man is incorrigable...and we got a little taste of winte, but it doesn't matter..Winter this year will hit on March 22nd the day me and the crew are heading for our annual trip too Spring Training with the Phils...I am predicting this as most of my predictions are wrong..I think last year I had two right..That child killer was getting off, and the Giants would win the Bowl.. besides that the other 2 billion were wrong...
Enjoy your Sunday everyone, and remember Monday ain't till tomorrow...I have one busy week coming up and I gotta try and get up the Yunk Friday, miss my guys...Happy B'day also went out yesterday to an old friend and class, classy mate of mine, one Lenny Roberts..That is about it for now, bring some comments about the Phils. Spring Training and the team in General... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??????? I know he is marchin around here because he told me he was hysterical watching the Chippendale Video. Told me he never looked so good... come to think of it he did look pretty good for eighty....LOL!!!
Today is the 26th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Yeah it's another day and it's10 minutes after 10 O'clock and where's Simple where's the friggin Post?He can't be plaing Texas Hold em he only last two hands he's all in within two hands everytime. It never fails he is the worst Hold em Player ever , bar none. Anywho todays subject I was reading the sports page and was looking at Wilt Chamberlin Records he holds in the NBA the man re-wrote the record book yet some still say M. Jordan was the best pfffffffffffffffffffffff I say Balderdash The Big O was better than Jordan, ya hear the kids say well look at all the triple doubles jordan had Welllllllllllllllllllll let me tell ya the Big O, Oscar Roberson had a triple double for 13 years every damn nite almost. Had to put that almost in there because there are some people who will say no HE DIDN"T he missed on march 12 in Cinn in 1960 so your a liar and a fake.WQell too those kind of people I say go fuck yourself nicely, Smirks and gets back to Wilts Records.
He scored 100 points in one Game
over 4,029 in one season
he averaged 50.4 points a game in the whole season 1962
in 1963 he only averaged 44.8
most game of 50 or more points 118
most game with 50 or more points in a season # drum roll eeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 45
18 games he never missed a shot(field goals ) that is to the guys that can go fuck themselves
5 times averaged over 24.6 rebounds a game for a season.
He averaged 27.2 rebounds a per game one season
average minutes a game one season 48.5
But Peeps let me tell you, here may be the toughest record of all to break they say from the time of Wilts Book was written until his demise he slept with 20,000 woman!!!!!!!!!!!That would be 1.37 Woman a day from the time he was 15 Years old. Where the hell do you get .37 part of a Woman that's what Baffles me ...........shakes my head and walks away mumbling Wilt was a sick fucker having sex with .37 parts of a Woman.
He scored 100 points in one Game
over 4,029 in one season
he averaged 50.4 points a game in the whole season 1962
in 1963 he only averaged 44.8
most game of 50 or more points 118
most game with 50 or more points in a season # drum roll eeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 45
18 games he never missed a shot(field goals ) that is to the guys that can go fuck themselves
5 times averaged over 24.6 rebounds a game for a season.
He averaged 27.2 rebounds a per game one season
average minutes a game one season 48.5
But Peeps let me tell you, here may be the toughest record of all to break they say from the time of Wilts Book was written until his demise he slept with 20,000 woman!!!!!!!!!!!That would be 1.37 Woman a day from the time he was 15 Years old. Where the hell do you get .37 part of a Woman that's what Baffles me ...........shakes my head and walks away mumbling Wilt was a sick fucker having sex with .37 parts of a Woman.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Todayyyyyy Is mmmmmm the 25th Day Of Febuary In The Year of Our Lord 2012
Well Hello guy's and girls unaccustomed as I am too Public speaking and writting blogs and Post.I would like to say Ladies and Gentleman ,hobbies and Tramps one legged animals and bowl legged ants.Here ye here ye! You can't miss this today! There is going to be a Dart tournament today at My Friends CJ&ECKS. And wait til ya here this. it will be the most exciting Dart tourenement ever , ever in the History of man kind.I mean these guys do a great job down there and you have to give them credit because there not really that Smart!!!!!Why do I say that? Hmmmmmmm well lets start out with the Dart tournament is outside today.............puts my head down and try's not to do a guy giggle and smirk. The friggin wind is blowing 50 miles and hour there will be people on Main Street getting maimed. This Baby is going to be on the 6 O'clock News. They will need ropes on these darts. This is a no Miss celerabration. get there early and dont sit down wind or in this case down Hurricane cause these darts will be travling like 357 mags.Well thats all I got for now and it's Saturday so Simple is on Remote I guess because it's Saturday why else?Him and phil the Thrill may even show up here. And I hope they do I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to that conversation about the Dart tournament( but a friggin elephant have a tough time staying on a wall or still for that matter down there today) Phil.....yo Ern what they doing?.....it's a dart tournament Phil !.........but what are they tying to the darts? and why ?........Phil you see how windy it is out and 12 people already went to the hospital, these people are my friends and their smart.............But Ern wont it be like a shot put tournament because they keep adding weight 14 and 15 just went to the Hospital...........Phil these guys know what there doing, they will figure it out...........But Look Ern this big Fat guy it throwing it two handed like it's a shot put........phil you dont think my friends dont know what there doing ?.........well Ern I would have had it maybe next week or the week after.........Phil that's why you dont own a bussiness use your head...............OUCH SHIT I"M HIT ERN GOT A DART IN MY HEAD.............wait dont pull it out yet Phil that may be the closest to the cork right now!!!!!! Ya gotta get there folks I'm leaving now to get my seat up wind!!!!!!!!
Friday, February 24, 2012
"Today Is The 24th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time
We're Off..I don't think we're off. I think the rest of the world is fucked up. Let me rephrase that, I know the rest of the world is fucked up..There is a large contingent of people that are pissed in New Jermany. They are pissed that Dick Christie governor supreme of New Jermany (The Fourth Reich), had the States Flags lowered to half mast in honor of Whitney Houston's death...Don't take a genius to figure out that was a bad move..They just denigrate everything in our society..The lowering of the Flag was in response to a National tragedy or a death of someone that served this Country in a capacity far and above what Whitney Houston did.. She sang songs and drugged herself into oblivion...I don't have anything against Whitney Houston. I didn't know Whitney Houston. It is a shame that a voice like that was silenced way too early.., but let's be realistic here, lower the Flag.. How many service men bought it in Afghanistan that week or day or this month..Lower the Flag for them and their families and I am with you. Whitney Houston come on man, what is this about. Why not lower the Flags when one of these celebrities has a headache, or better yet when they get a cold..Bullshit man, lower the Flag only for the standards that were set too lower the Flag, State or National.....Just once again, it makes no sense..I hate to sound racist, because I really am not...but was it to appease the black population of New Jermany??...Just a thought....
I don't think anyone would have taken notice if the Flag were not lowered, so why do it you fucking moron.... Just another typical day in the typical life of another fucked up politician in the good old U. S. Of A..I hate them all....
On a lighter note, VODKADAY, seems to be coming faster and faster each week. I don't know if that is a good thing...What's that Phil?? If it ain't a good thing, it is a bad thing...Hey Phil how about if it is an in between a good and bad thing?? Then it is in between a good and bad thing..................................................................Is that your answer?? What was the question?? No question my man... Yes there was....Forget it...If you forget it you can't remember it.... PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here.....
We're Off..I don't think we're off. I think the rest of the world is fucked up. Let me rephrase that, I know the rest of the world is fucked up..There is a large contingent of people that are pissed in New Jermany. They are pissed that Dick Christie governor supreme of New Jermany (The Fourth Reich), had the States Flags lowered to half mast in honor of Whitney Houston's death...Don't take a genius to figure out that was a bad move..They just denigrate everything in our society..The lowering of the Flag was in response to a National tragedy or a death of someone that served this Country in a capacity far and above what Whitney Houston did.. She sang songs and drugged herself into oblivion...I don't have anything against Whitney Houston. I didn't know Whitney Houston. It is a shame that a voice like that was silenced way too early.., but let's be realistic here, lower the Flag.. How many service men bought it in Afghanistan that week or day or this month..Lower the Flag for them and their families and I am with you. Whitney Houston come on man, what is this about. Why not lower the Flags when one of these celebrities has a headache, or better yet when they get a cold..Bullshit man, lower the Flag only for the standards that were set too lower the Flag, State or National.....Just once again, it makes no sense..I hate to sound racist, because I really am not...but was it to appease the black population of New Jermany??...Just a thought....
I don't think anyone would have taken notice if the Flag were not lowered, so why do it you fucking moron.... Just another typical day in the typical life of another fucked up politician in the good old U. S. Of A..I hate them all....
On a lighter note, VODKADAY, seems to be coming faster and faster each week. I don't know if that is a good thing...What's that Phil?? If it ain't a good thing, it is a bad thing...Hey Phil how about if it is an in between a good and bad thing?? Then it is in between a good and bad thing..................................................................Is that your answer?? What was the question?? No question my man... Yes there was....Forget it...If you forget it you can't remember it.... PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here.....
Thursday, February 23, 2012
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLANGGGGGGGGGGG GARUMPPPPPPPPPPP YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DE DAADD ADDEEADDADDDAAADEEDAAALALDKFJEODDFFJFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAY SAMPLE, IT IST THE NAXT ENNIVARSARY CELERY BRETION!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARK ARK!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!..HATTOOOAAA MATADAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEOW!!!! What the fuck?????? Get the fuck out of my bunker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HERE SAMPLE VE BROUGHT YOUF A VOODKA AND TEMATO JUICED!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SHOTGUN????? ARK!!ARK!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!... Where is it?? Where is my rifle?? VE HIDT ALL YOURF WAPONS SAMPLE, HAHAHAH VE KNEWT YOUF VOULD TRY AND SHOOT UST!!!!! Oh my, what did I ever do to deserve this..(a lot). Please get out, go away, this is not happening..IT IST HAPPENINK!!!!!!! BLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEMATO JUIECED ANDT VOODKA SAMPLE, IT IST ANNIVARSARY CELERY BRATION!!!!!! TOOOTTT TOOOTTTOTTOTOT!!!! Shaking right now like a dog shittin razor blades....Give me that drink!!!! HERE SAMPLE GAT UPT!!!!! I'm up you Slovakian Fuck...Give me another one of them drinks....Jump out of the rack, flappin my arms and twirlin around like Plain, underwear fall down...Sammy jumps on my leg and tries to bite me on the nuts!!!!!!!!! WHOA, let's get too it guys....We are marchin and, struttin and streamers are flying...Hey who is that guy over by the hooch?? VE STOLE DICK DA VICK CLERK FROM MADAME TWOSAUDS!!!!!! HE DID NET VONT TO COME BUTT VE GOT HEM!!!!!!! ARK ARK LIGHT HIS WICK!! LIGHT HIS WICK!!! Give me another drink, I'll light him up....Hey Slat, nice hat my man..TANK YOU SAMPLE, VANT ANODDER DRANK!!! ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY!!!!!! DADADDEEDDDDAAADAA....HA AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT SAMPLE DOINT THE MAMMERS STRAT IN HIS SCAVVIES!!!! AHHAHAHAH NAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATOONA MATADA SAMPLE "UP ON MY TOES, UP ON MY TOES, WHEN THIS OLD WORLD STARTS GETTING ME DOWN AND PARROTS ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE, I TAKE A SIP OF BILLYS VODKA AND EAT A PIECE OF ANNIVERSARY CAKE!!!!!!!!! Meere meerley dancing and singing to Up On The Roof.!!! Oh this is great, because I was remote and we just talked about the anniversary, then it was the beginning of Lent.. Well now it is party time at the Ville...UHH what time did you critters start partying?? FOURT DAYS AGO SAMPLE, BUT VE VAITED FOR YOUF FOR DIS VON...but guys I have to work today!! I will be back are you going to keep partying?? VAAT DA FOOK DO YOU TINK SAMPLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! AIN'T NO STEPPIN UST NOWT... OK, gotta calm down, get these assholes out of my bunker and somehow free Dick the Wick....then I gotta get the truck loaded do a run and and, I can't think right, right now...There are balloons and noise makers and man, Dick Clark sittin in a chair lookin really scared...Hey Dick!! What, What, What, is this place???????!!!! It is a Ville in the Pine Barrens... Where, Where?? What part of the world, those guys are Slovakian, and a parrot was just ARKIN that I was a wick, that I was a wick... I know Dick that is my fault, I call you Dick the Wick, because you look like wax...Listen dude just keep quite and when I leave I will take you with me in the back of the truck....BACK OF A TRUCK..WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME?? Hey Dick anywhere better than here?? Yes, but they told me you are a Simpleton...That I am my man, that I am...you have another option.. What is my other option??? I can call Plain!!!!!! HEY GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE DRINKS!!!!! HOLD IT PHIL.,,,, THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO, BECAUSE IF YA AIN'T HOLDIN IT , YOU CAN'T DRINK IT...YOU DON'T DRINK PHILL!!! OH YEAH, IF YOU DON'T HOLD IT YOU CAN'T DRINK!!!!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WEEK!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE STYLE....GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE...Hey Dick, this is PHIL THE THRILL FROM CHERRY HILL.......Is that a singing group?? No, it's just him,Sing one for him PHIL!!!!!......DAAA ADDEEEEADDDDAA HONKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! YAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOF!!!!!! back to work I think.....HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
TODAY IS THE 22nd DAY OF FEBRUARY, 2012 A.D.
Strebor as she should be.........Simple's little Princess.....LOL And Princess of the VILLE......Someone must think rationally for the Citizens.........
"Today Is The 22nd Day Of February (Ash Wednesday) In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Get back to the Ville, early this morning, the critters are all sound asleep..There are parrot masks and empty alcohol containers all over the place.. I ain't messin with them today, it is Ash Wednesday, and we can have the party tomorrow..Yes sir this time does not roll, it travels in light years..I was just saying my favorite Holiday is Thanksgiving..I was just saying how nuts Black Friday is, then it was Christmas Eve, then the big day itself, Christmas, New Years Eve, New Years, Football Playoffs, Superbowl, Ground Hog Day, Valentines Day...BAM!!! Ash Wednesday..A solemn day if you are a Christian, a day when Jesus finally realized that his death was imminent, and showed his humanity by leaving the people he loved and travelling, into the desert to fast and too see if this horror he was about to face could be eradicated..True to himself and his followers, he really knew it could not, and he accepted his fate..there is a sequence during the time Jesus was in the desert where he was actually tempted by the devil.. Goes to prove those demons will attack anybody, if they would attack Christ, what's the chance they will attack man?? There is a hundred percenter..Well for those of us that believe in the, ashes to ashes, dust to dust..It is a day to recognize the beginning of the agony of Christ, and it is a day to show our Christianity by receiving the signature ashes to the forehead...So if you are a believer, do the Christian thing and try and attend Mass and receive ashes if at all possible..Remembering back to childhood, it was like the kid that got more ashes would take his thumb and press it on the kid that didn't get his fair share.. I have to tell one funny story that happened to me on Ash Wednesday, I was a daily Mass attendee every day during lent for, I am going too say close to 30 years.. In fact I stopped just a few years ago..When my two oldest children were in grade school, I mean young third and fourth grade they started going with me everyday.., and it was a 6:30 Mass so yeah, we were up early in the AM, we went to a little church on Rt. 206, St. Anthony of Padua..They both went with me until high school..Well along the way I had another son, 10 years junior to my eldest daughter and nine years junior to my son Ernie.. Well this guy was different from the get.., and on Ash Wednesday when he was about five I took him too church with me, and I look down and see him staring at the people coming back from the altar and he is looking at the ashes on their heads.. I feel him trying to break free of my grip.. and we are almost at the altar, we are next, when he shakes free, takes off down the aisle yelling, I'm not doin to det dem.....and out the door he runs, the priest smiled and hurriedly put that ashes on my head and I caught him in the back of the church, telling him that wasn't very nice...he looks at my head and says.. I ain't ever doein to det dem...Needless to say, when he was a sophomore in high school, he came home one day and told his mother he was a Buddhist, as I was picking her up off the floor and telling her it was just a phase he was going through.. I was really wondering if he would wind up in Tibet.. Today he is Dr. Joe Keebler..A Doctor of Human Factors Psychology at the University Of Central Florida..and may be moving on to Kansas.., and no he is not a Buddhist..
We're Off...Get back to the Ville, early this morning, the critters are all sound asleep..There are parrot masks and empty alcohol containers all over the place.. I ain't messin with them today, it is Ash Wednesday, and we can have the party tomorrow..Yes sir this time does not roll, it travels in light years..I was just saying my favorite Holiday is Thanksgiving..I was just saying how nuts Black Friday is, then it was Christmas Eve, then the big day itself, Christmas, New Years Eve, New Years, Football Playoffs, Superbowl, Ground Hog Day, Valentines Day...BAM!!! Ash Wednesday..A solemn day if you are a Christian, a day when Jesus finally realized that his death was imminent, and showed his humanity by leaving the people he loved and travelling, into the desert to fast and too see if this horror he was about to face could be eradicated..True to himself and his followers, he really knew it could not, and he accepted his fate..there is a sequence during the time Jesus was in the desert where he was actually tempted by the devil.. Goes to prove those demons will attack anybody, if they would attack Christ, what's the chance they will attack man?? There is a hundred percenter..Well for those of us that believe in the, ashes to ashes, dust to dust..It is a day to recognize the beginning of the agony of Christ, and it is a day to show our Christianity by receiving the signature ashes to the forehead...So if you are a believer, do the Christian thing and try and attend Mass and receive ashes if at all possible..Remembering back to childhood, it was like the kid that got more ashes would take his thumb and press it on the kid that didn't get his fair share.. I have to tell one funny story that happened to me on Ash Wednesday, I was a daily Mass attendee every day during lent for, I am going too say close to 30 years.. In fact I stopped just a few years ago..When my two oldest children were in grade school, I mean young third and fourth grade they started going with me everyday.., and it was a 6:30 Mass so yeah, we were up early in the AM, we went to a little church on Rt. 206, St. Anthony of Padua..They both went with me until high school..Well along the way I had another son, 10 years junior to my eldest daughter and nine years junior to my son Ernie.. Well this guy was different from the get.., and on Ash Wednesday when he was about five I took him too church with me, and I look down and see him staring at the people coming back from the altar and he is looking at the ashes on their heads.. I feel him trying to break free of my grip.. and we are almost at the altar, we are next, when he shakes free, takes off down the aisle yelling, I'm not doin to det dem.....and out the door he runs, the priest smiled and hurriedly put that ashes on my head and I caught him in the back of the church, telling him that wasn't very nice...he looks at my head and says.. I ain't ever doein to det dem...Needless to say, when he was a sophomore in high school, he came home one day and told his mother he was a Buddhist, as I was picking her up off the floor and telling her it was just a phase he was going through.. I was really wondering if he would wind up in Tibet.. Today he is Dr. Joe Keebler..A Doctor of Human Factors Psychology at the University Of Central Florida..and may be moving on to Kansas.., and no he is not a Buddhist..
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Today is the 21st Day of Feburary in The Year Of Our Lord 2012
I have a lil time so I thought I'd supprize Simple by doing a post before I go wack off some of my Balls.Here it is Fat Tuesday wtf is that? FAT TUESDAY pretty insentive I think, why would they call it Fat Tuesday ? Just because some of us are digging a grave with a knife and fork?I mean we all can't be Slenderella.I mean a mirror to fat People is like Kryptonite,I see people that dont need to be on the internet because there allready world Wide.I was in a japanese resturant and saw this one lady get attacked by all the waiteress because they thought it was Godzillas wife.Then Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Superbowl.If she went to the Airport and bent over to take her shoes off, she would get 10 years in prison for having 10 pounds of crack on her.She tells everyone she is 38 26 36 but that's her left Arm.But we all have problems with weight when we were all down Florida we went in the Ocean to fish and the wales started singing we are Family, saw this one guy laying on the beach in a speedo and greenpeace ran down and drug him in the water, the friggin guy made jabba the Hut look anorexic.So lets eat up peoples Lent starts tomorrow.I'll be back I gotta Wack
Monday, February 20, 2012
"Today Is The 20th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off, Hey is it really Monday, seems like Sunday. Too much Vodka yesterday, I must have been celebrating something..I am remote, so I haven't been out to the Ville, but I know the critters know that they know that it is or was a big day for Plain and Simple..I celebrated enough for me and Plain and the rest of you guys..I could sit here and pour coffee on my nuts and I don't think I would feel it..I got a lot of wonderfu, and profound musings to muse about just can't do them right now, as it has taken me about a half hour to write this bullshit..Why does anybody read this shit, and why does anybody write it..It fuckin amazes me..Nah, we all like to laugh.. What the fuck I am 65 years old, I have been laughing my whole life.. I ain't stoppin now.. Yes I am.....
We're Off, Hey is it really Monday, seems like Sunday. Too much Vodka yesterday, I must have been celebrating something..I am remote, so I haven't been out to the Ville, but I know the critters know that they know that it is or was a big day for Plain and Simple..I celebrated enough for me and Plain and the rest of you guys..I could sit here and pour coffee on my nuts and I don't think I would feel it..I got a lot of wonderfu, and profound musings to muse about just can't do them right now, as it has taken me about a half hour to write this bullshit..Why does anybody read this shit, and why does anybody write it..It fuckin amazes me..Nah, we all like to laugh.. What the fuck I am 65 years old, I have been laughing my whole life.. I ain't stoppin now.. Yes I am.....
Sunday, February 19, 2012
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
CONGRATS TO PLAIN AND SIMPLE.....FOLLOW SIMPLES POSTINGS TODAY AND HE WILL TRY EXPLAIN HIS THOUGHTS ON THIS.....LOL
AS ALWAYS CLICK TO ENLARGE
AS ALWAYS CLICK TO ENLARGE
"Today Is The 19th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012." "Happy 1st Anniversary Plain and Simple."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. First things First, Happy Anniversary Plain and Simple, it is almost inconcievable to me that a year has come and gone since the Ville's inception.. I think a little history would be appropriate. This all started with my daughter hooking me up with a facebook account. Naturally being in the computer business for 25 years this was all new to me. LOL..Anyway I went on facebook and was having a good old time desecrating other peoples walls..I didn't know at the time that, that was what I was doing.. I would just write a comment to their comment and then start my ranting and raving, when lo and behold who is on the wall ranting and raving with me but Terry..This went on for a few months when, people probably getting sick of both of us told us to write our comments and then get off their wall. ouch!! not really in those words. About this time The General, and myself are having a conversation and he says, I read those comments you and Terry put on facebook everyday, you two ,should take that show on the road..That struck a chord with me, as my Father told me and Terry that we should take that show on the road about fifty years ago, but he really meant the road, you know like get outta town. LOL. Anyway, I started thinking, I wonder if me and Terry could start one of those blogs and it just so happened that my Man Easy Eddie, (computer genius) was coming to my shop on the 19th of February. So, I asked, let's start using his real name here, Plain, if he would be interested in writing his musings on our own blog. He had no idea what I was talking about, but he said sure..I said well we gotta pick a name.. He says Dumb and Dumber, I says that's good. He says I'm Dumb, I said I know..LOL..Well, Dumb and Dumber was already a blog site..So, I tell Plain we need another name.. He says how about Plain and Simple...I say sounds good to me.. He immediatly blurts out. I am Plain. I said, I am Simple.. He says I know.LOL. and lo and behold, we did it, with a lot of help from our friends. I am happy we did it, it has brought me a lot of joy on a lot of lonely nights in The Pine Barrens. I would like to thank all the people that I have already mentioned. I would especially like to thank my brother Terry..who without him there is no Plain, and without Plain there is no Simple..I would like to thank Strebor, who is the best sister anybody could possible have, and for being a somewhat calming voice (at times). Last but not least, Jimmy McWhoever, who is a huge part of the Ville. We have come back together here after many years apart and nothing has changed..We are getting ready to build this Ville into what it was meant to be a menace to the Internet as Eddie wrote on the first post... I would also like to thank all of the people that commented and visited over the past year, it makes it all worth it as a lot of you said it makes you smile and laugh almost everyday..One last thank you goes out to Jay Nine, who instructed us on how to monetize and then wanted 10% for her expertise. Sounde good to me, so hey Jay Nine, I will be sending you a check for nothing as 10% of zero is nothing.:LOL I haven't forgotten a lot of our commentators, I will catch up with as much as I can later.,I am going back to bed. I have a lot more additions to add to this post as I want to continue with the first years history, and I do have too define the nature of my relationship with The Critters Of The Ville. Look forward to your comments and I will be back with more later.....
We're Off. First things First, Happy Anniversary Plain and Simple, it is almost inconcievable to me that a year has come and gone since the Ville's inception.. I think a little history would be appropriate. This all started with my daughter hooking me up with a facebook account. Naturally being in the computer business for 25 years this was all new to me. LOL..Anyway I went on facebook and was having a good old time desecrating other peoples walls..I didn't know at the time that, that was what I was doing.. I would just write a comment to their comment and then start my ranting and raving, when lo and behold who is on the wall ranting and raving with me but Terry..This went on for a few months when, people probably getting sick of both of us told us to write our comments and then get off their wall. ouch!! not really in those words. About this time The General, and myself are having a conversation and he says, I read those comments you and Terry put on facebook everyday, you two ,should take that show on the road..That struck a chord with me, as my Father told me and Terry that we should take that show on the road about fifty years ago, but he really meant the road, you know like get outta town. LOL. Anyway, I started thinking, I wonder if me and Terry could start one of those blogs and it just so happened that my Man Easy Eddie, (computer genius) was coming to my shop on the 19th of February. So, I asked, let's start using his real name here, Plain, if he would be interested in writing his musings on our own blog. He had no idea what I was talking about, but he said sure..I said well we gotta pick a name.. He says Dumb and Dumber, I says that's good. He says I'm Dumb, I said I know..LOL..Well, Dumb and Dumber was already a blog site..So, I tell Plain we need another name.. He says how about Plain and Simple...I say sounds good to me.. He immediatly blurts out. I am Plain. I said, I am Simple.. He says I know.LOL. and lo and behold, we did it, with a lot of help from our friends. I am happy we did it, it has brought me a lot of joy on a lot of lonely nights in The Pine Barrens. I would like to thank all the people that I have already mentioned. I would especially like to thank my brother Terry..who without him there is no Plain, and without Plain there is no Simple..I would like to thank Strebor, who is the best sister anybody could possible have, and for being a somewhat calming voice (at times). Last but not least, Jimmy McWhoever, who is a huge part of the Ville. We have come back together here after many years apart and nothing has changed..We are getting ready to build this Ville into what it was meant to be a menace to the Internet as Eddie wrote on the first post... I would also like to thank all of the people that commented and visited over the past year, it makes it all worth it as a lot of you said it makes you smile and laugh almost everyday..One last thank you goes out to Jay Nine, who instructed us on how to monetize and then wanted 10% for her expertise. Sounde good to me, so hey Jay Nine, I will be sending you a check for nothing as 10% of zero is nothing.:LOL I haven't forgotten a lot of our commentators, I will catch up with as much as I can later.,I am going back to bed. I have a lot more additions to add to this post as I want to continue with the first years history, and I do have too define the nature of my relationship with The Critters Of The Ville. Look forward to your comments and I will be back with more later.....
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Today is Saturday, the 18th of February, 2012 Eve of the 19th
Well this is the Eve of the 1st Anniversary of the founding of Plain and Simple by two very kind, caring, considerate, compassionate, understanding, handsome and very intelligent individuals who wanted to express and let others express their opinions. I will let those two sages explain when they post.
For now I must tell Strebor and Catey and all the other fine ladies (and maybe some men) that frequent this site to proceed with caution and please no requests....ENJOY LADIES........
For now I must tell Strebor and Catey and all the other fine ladies (and maybe some men) that frequent this site to proceed with caution and please no requests....ENJOY LADIES........
Friday, February 17, 2012
"Today Is The 17th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Remember how nice it was getting woke up in boot camp..I had a flash back this morning. Layin in the bunk, dreamin about somethin nice, didn't have anything in my hand so it wasn't one of those dreams.. All of a sudden the bunker door flys open and I hear..HEY ERN YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!! YEOW!! HOWDY DOODY TIME?? TIME TO MEET MY MAKER?? NO IT IS TIME TO GO!!! Yo Phil, what the fuck, man it is 6 Bells..Gotta go, we're runnin today, because if we don't, we won't..See you in two minutes..OK Sarge..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here...WAIT a minute, it is VODKADAY!!! Isn't it...?? Alright, I know Plain got real old yesterday, but it ain't over Plain, there are no mor BirthDays, they are BirthWeeks. You gotta see the kids and the little ones and your friends, and some guys that are still looking for you from the 70's.. I know if your computer gets better you will see where one of your many admirers, one Catey of the peeing the pants and spittin variety blew you a kiss..What do I get.. HEY ERN YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?? Gotta rock and roll the roads today..You know without Elvis Rock would have no Roll. Just saw where Bobby Brown wasn't invited to Whitney's funeral..You got to be invited to those things now?? Hope I never get invited to another one.. OK wet and rainy at the Ville, road run, I may be back after we load the truck. If not I don't know when I will be back..If I don't come back I will move forward.. Phil quit whispering shit when I am trying to talk to the people at the Ville. I am ready, lets MOVE OUT!!! Hey bring some Champagne and wish Plain another Happy Birthweek, the critters are sacked out they went long and hard for the My Main Man Plain.,, Maybe he should say hello today if his puter is cured.. Have a great day, and remember Little Streebs this could be snow...Oh Yeah, and one month till St. Patty's Day. Ah there will be some jiggin going on.....and the this old World just keeps on spinnin...
We're Off..Remember how nice it was getting woke up in boot camp..I had a flash back this morning. Layin in the bunk, dreamin about somethin nice, didn't have anything in my hand so it wasn't one of those dreams.. All of a sudden the bunker door flys open and I hear..HEY ERN YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!! YEOW!! HOWDY DOODY TIME?? TIME TO MEET MY MAKER?? NO IT IS TIME TO GO!!! Yo Phil, what the fuck, man it is 6 Bells..Gotta go, we're runnin today, because if we don't, we won't..See you in two minutes..OK Sarge..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here...WAIT a minute, it is VODKADAY!!! Isn't it...?? Alright, I know Plain got real old yesterday, but it ain't over Plain, there are no mor BirthDays, they are BirthWeeks. You gotta see the kids and the little ones and your friends, and some guys that are still looking for you from the 70's.. I know if your computer gets better you will see where one of your many admirers, one Catey of the peeing the pants and spittin variety blew you a kiss..What do I get.. HEY ERN YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?? Gotta rock and roll the roads today..You know without Elvis Rock would have no Roll. Just saw where Bobby Brown wasn't invited to Whitney's funeral..You got to be invited to those things now?? Hope I never get invited to another one.. OK wet and rainy at the Ville, road run, I may be back after we load the truck. If not I don't know when I will be back..If I don't come back I will move forward.. Phil quit whispering shit when I am trying to talk to the people at the Ville. I am ready, lets MOVE OUT!!! Hey bring some Champagne and wish Plain another Happy Birthweek, the critters are sacked out they went long and hard for the My Main Man Plain.,, Maybe he should say hello today if his puter is cured.. Have a great day, and remember Little Streebs this could be snow...Oh Yeah, and one month till St. Patty's Day. Ah there will be some jiggin going on.....and the this old World just keeps on spinnin...
Thursday, February 16, 2012
"Today Is The 16th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012." HAPPY B'DAY MY MAIN MAN PLAIN"
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Teeing Off, are we Plain? Another 50' day here in February..You toads should be pros by the end of this winter..I can see it now..The new name of the club could be, DRUM ROLL EASY.........................."THE PROS TOADS.." Then they could introduce all of you with nicknames..Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce to you The Pros Toads..Here is just one of their foursomes..Babe "Bang Your Balls Any Which Way You Want Witkowski", Monk "Mash Your Balls Moran", Floyd "If you can't hit your balls flip them Flaherty." and last but not least. Plain "Putt or Put Them Balls Into The Hole Morris." This could be the greatest foursome since The Four Horseman Of The Apocalypse..In fact we could call them the The Four Toads Of Manayunk..Oh yeah and sorry Ladies and Gentleman we must introduce their caddy..Simple, "You gotta be kiddin me, are they really whackin their balls this hard Keebler." This could be a movie, bigger than Tin Cup, bigger than the Natural, this could be the greatest single whacked out Sports Movie of All Time. I think I am on to something here..Hey McPicture if you got any Toads whackin balls plaster it on here would you please..Notice I am down to begging..Once those guys hit the links and start whacking away, you don't hear from them for awhile. May have to take a ride up the Yunk, after work tomorrow and see if I can get a few of them to autograph their balls for me..Alright Simple enough, leave the Toads to their whacky ways and try and write about something that most people can understand---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UHH!!--------------------------------------------------------------Let's See---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UHM-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Did you see where AHH----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What was that guys name UHH----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HMMMM!!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What was that?? The Toad Gremlin has decided to punish me with writers cramp, because I disrespected The Toads, WHOA!! wait a minute Gremlin there was no disrespect meant. I just used their nicknames and said they really whack their balls with authority..No disrespect meant..What the hell Gremlin I am their caddy..well, I put in for the job, technically I didn't get it yet, but I don't see how they can't hire me for a few shillings a day...We were going to do nicknames, so let's go,, we can go A-A or A-Z or anyway you want, see if you can come up with some good ones..Use the sports forum first...If you would, please...
Remember Ted Hendricks: The Mad Stork..
Ron McDole: The Dancing Bear.
Daryle Lamonica: The Mad Bomber
Joe Kapp: Indian Joe.
Sal Maglie: The Barber.
Duke Snyder: The Duke Of Flat bush..
Bring some more talk to ya later..
We're Off..Teeing Off, are we Plain? Another 50' day here in February..You toads should be pros by the end of this winter..I can see it now..The new name of the club could be, DRUM ROLL EASY.........................."THE PROS TOADS.." Then they could introduce all of you with nicknames..Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce to you The Pros Toads..Here is just one of their foursomes..Babe "Bang Your Balls Any Which Way You Want Witkowski", Monk "Mash Your Balls Moran", Floyd "If you can't hit your balls flip them Flaherty." and last but not least. Plain "Putt or Put Them Balls Into The Hole Morris." This could be the greatest foursome since The Four Horseman Of The Apocalypse..In fact we could call them the The Four Toads Of Manayunk..Oh yeah and sorry Ladies and Gentleman we must introduce their caddy..Simple, "You gotta be kiddin me, are they really whackin their balls this hard Keebler." This could be a movie, bigger than Tin Cup, bigger than the Natural, this could be the greatest single whacked out Sports Movie of All Time. I think I am on to something here..Hey McPicture if you got any Toads whackin balls plaster it on here would you please..Notice I am down to begging..Once those guys hit the links and start whacking away, you don't hear from them for awhile. May have to take a ride up the Yunk, after work tomorrow and see if I can get a few of them to autograph their balls for me..Alright Simple enough, leave the Toads to their whacky ways and try and write about something that most people can understand---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UHH!!--------------------------------------------------------------Let's See---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UHM-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Did you see where AHH----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What was that guys name UHH----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HMMMM!!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What was that?? The Toad Gremlin has decided to punish me with writers cramp, because I disrespected The Toads, WHOA!! wait a minute Gremlin there was no disrespect meant. I just used their nicknames and said they really whack their balls with authority..No disrespect meant..What the hell Gremlin I am their caddy..well, I put in for the job, technically I didn't get it yet, but I don't see how they can't hire me for a few shillings a day...We were going to do nicknames, so let's go,, we can go A-A or A-Z or anyway you want, see if you can come up with some good ones..Use the sports forum first...If you would, please...
Remember Ted Hendricks: The Mad Stork..
Ron McDole: The Dancing Bear.
Daryle Lamonica: The Mad Bomber
Joe Kapp: Indian Joe.
Sal Maglie: The Barber.
Duke Snyder: The Duke Of Flat bush..
Bring some more talk to ya later..
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
"Today Is The 15th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..You look at It Is Now Post Time and say, yeah life is a race a fucking rat race.. I haven't heard that too much lately. That used to be a big saying, what a fuckin rat race..Think of that one over your soup, rat race.. I have seen all kinds of races, don't remember ever seeing or betting on a rat race..Speaking of races and spring in general..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!.. Spring Training starts in four days, now that is a day that should be a Holiday. Give all the kids the day off and show them the ball players, (pitchers and catchers) heading south and let them inside the ball park, too see how everybody gets ready for the season, what their aspirations are, make it a kid day..it could replace valentines day, This could all be done on the Internet. The kids could buy hats and signed balls, shirts and other baseball memorabelia, the Moms and Dads could help out and buy some items themselves, it could be a big sales day and a question and answer day,,,spend their money on something that the whole family likes and can keep..if you don't like baseball just take the day to do something with your kids, if you don't have kids go enjoy a day off..Sure as hell beats, valentines day...Speaking of Spring and Post Time..Just saw the first ten favorites for the Kentucky Derby..Yo, I love horse racing and believe it or not the Derby trials start this weekend...Crazy,, Spring Training, March Madness, Triple Crown of Horse Racing, they don't give the sheople enough time too realize we are getting fleeced.., and that is only in the Sports World.. I will leave the political scene up to Plain.. Wake Up Plain!!! Man is incorigable..I must admit I had to look up how you spell incorigable, becaue he spelled it completely different than me..He told me he wasn't calling me anything bad, he thought incorigable was a nice word.. When I told him what it meant he was like, you, you, been calling me that all these months, chit I didn't know that... Why you runnin Simple?? I still think its funny..Sooooo are you ready AH ONE AND AH TWO AND A HUMPPPPPPPP!!!! There don't you feel better, ain't nothin like a good hump too get one moving.. I better get moving couple of runs too make, talk too you guys later.. Bring anything you want about anything you want..You are all good at that...Just keep it Plain and Simple....
We're Off..You look at It Is Now Post Time and say, yeah life is a race a fucking rat race.. I haven't heard that too much lately. That used to be a big saying, what a fuckin rat race..Think of that one over your soup, rat race.. I have seen all kinds of races, don't remember ever seeing or betting on a rat race..Speaking of races and spring in general..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!.. Spring Training starts in four days, now that is a day that should be a Holiday. Give all the kids the day off and show them the ball players, (pitchers and catchers) heading south and let them inside the ball park, too see how everybody gets ready for the season, what their aspirations are, make it a kid day..it could replace valentines day, This could all be done on the Internet. The kids could buy hats and signed balls, shirts and other baseball memorabelia, the Moms and Dads could help out and buy some items themselves, it could be a big sales day and a question and answer day,,,spend their money on something that the whole family likes and can keep..if you don't like baseball just take the day to do something with your kids, if you don't have kids go enjoy a day off..Sure as hell beats, valentines day...Speaking of Spring and Post Time..Just saw the first ten favorites for the Kentucky Derby..Yo, I love horse racing and believe it or not the Derby trials start this weekend...Crazy,, Spring Training, March Madness, Triple Crown of Horse Racing, they don't give the sheople enough time too realize we are getting fleeced.., and that is only in the Sports World.. I will leave the political scene up to Plain.. Wake Up Plain!!! Man is incorigable..I must admit I had to look up how you spell incorigable, becaue he spelled it completely different than me..He told me he wasn't calling me anything bad, he thought incorigable was a nice word.. When I told him what it meant he was like, you, you, been calling me that all these months, chit I didn't know that... Why you runnin Simple?? I still think its funny..Sooooo are you ready AH ONE AND AH TWO AND A HUMPPPPPPPP!!!! There don't you feel better, ain't nothin like a good hump too get one moving.. I better get moving couple of runs too make, talk too you guys later.. Bring anything you want about anything you want..You are all good at that...Just keep it Plain and Simple....
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
"Today Is The 14th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Pictures keep getting better and better McFinn, but Meere is crying his bulging eyes out says he misses his girl and may have to leave the Ville..There goes my bunky..I will try and talk him out of it..
VALENTINE'S DAY!!! Thee single most disgusting rip off of the sheople ever invented by the money misers...Here is my take on this fucked up so called holiday..Christmas, is by now a distant memory, in this high octane world the sheople have now moved on, the realization of the credit card debt has hit home and they are working extra hard to pay it..January, has come and gone, and guess what, they didn't find a way to fleece us during the whole month..OK, Mr. Rockefeller if you would please chair the committee, oh wait we have too wait for Mr. Strawbridge..Here he comes in his limo now..OK let's get this meeting started.What we have here is a failure to make money, off the sheople..Soooo as we cruise out of January with nary a dollar in our baskets, let's set them up for a huge payoff in February, but what , what shall we deem a new holiday, come on Gimbel can't you and Vandebilt come up with something...HEY!! I got it!!! Yeah, Yeah, what have you got Carnegie?? Oh this is fantastic, how about if we make a day for lovers, you know tell the sheople that we are having a Heart Holiday, for you to show how much you love each other, by showering her with jewelery, candy, cards, flowers, oh this is beautiful..Our whole universe is coming together again..We start it off by putting up displays for Heart Day,,Wait, Wait, how about if we even go one better than Heart Day, how about if we have it on St. Valentines Day, and put the candy in Heart Shaped Boxes HAHHAHHAHA!!! YEAH great idea Vandy,, VALENTINE'S DAY !!!! Marketing is the key....Advertising is the vessel...Look ladies and gentleman, show your sweetheart how much you love them, by buying this necklace of jewels for only 400.00. can't afford it? put it on your credit card it is no longer maxed out..still can't afford it, walk over to our large assortment of candies, and buy a few pounds for your lover...and don't forget to add a nice card..oh isn't it nice, and you actually could give it to her at a nice Valentine's Day Dinner...OK!! Canegie, Vanderbilt, Gimbel, Strawbridge and whatever other money mongers made up this cartoon of a holiday...You did it again, you fleeced the sheople, shame on you, but guess what it worked, you got some big money returns for a stinkin middle of the month day in February...A total sham of a Holiday, a total rip off of the sheople.......................................... If you love someone show them....no candy, no card, no dinner can replace that.....show them, by your actions, .. I am not now nor never was a romantic.., but I don't know too many woman that would not appreciate that more than some made up words on a hallmark card....get Valentines Day over with....it is a sham.....
We're Off..Pictures keep getting better and better McFinn, but Meere is crying his bulging eyes out says he misses his girl and may have to leave the Ville..There goes my bunky..I will try and talk him out of it..
VALENTINE'S DAY!!! Thee single most disgusting rip off of the sheople ever invented by the money misers...Here is my take on this fucked up so called holiday..Christmas, is by now a distant memory, in this high octane world the sheople have now moved on, the realization of the credit card debt has hit home and they are working extra hard to pay it..January, has come and gone, and guess what, they didn't find a way to fleece us during the whole month..OK, Mr. Rockefeller if you would please chair the committee, oh wait we have too wait for Mr. Strawbridge..Here he comes in his limo now..OK let's get this meeting started.What we have here is a failure to make money, off the sheople..Soooo as we cruise out of January with nary a dollar in our baskets, let's set them up for a huge payoff in February, but what , what shall we deem a new holiday, come on Gimbel can't you and Vandebilt come up with something...HEY!! I got it!!! Yeah, Yeah, what have you got Carnegie?? Oh this is fantastic, how about if we make a day for lovers, you know tell the sheople that we are having a Heart Holiday, for you to show how much you love each other, by showering her with jewelery, candy, cards, flowers, oh this is beautiful..Our whole universe is coming together again..We start it off by putting up displays for Heart Day,,Wait, Wait, how about if we even go one better than Heart Day, how about if we have it on St. Valentines Day, and put the candy in Heart Shaped Boxes HAHHAHHAHA!!! YEAH great idea Vandy,, VALENTINE'S DAY !!!! Marketing is the key....Advertising is the vessel...Look ladies and gentleman, show your sweetheart how much you love them, by buying this necklace of jewels for only 400.00. can't afford it? put it on your credit card it is no longer maxed out..still can't afford it, walk over to our large assortment of candies, and buy a few pounds for your lover...and don't forget to add a nice card..oh isn't it nice, and you actually could give it to her at a nice Valentine's Day Dinner...OK!! Canegie, Vanderbilt, Gimbel, Strawbridge and whatever other money mongers made up this cartoon of a holiday...You did it again, you fleeced the sheople, shame on you, but guess what it worked, you got some big money returns for a stinkin middle of the month day in February...A total sham of a Holiday, a total rip off of the sheople.......................................... If you love someone show them....no candy, no card, no dinner can replace that.....show them, by your actions, .. I am not now nor never was a romantic.., but I don't know too many woman that would not appreciate that more than some made up words on a hallmark card....get Valentines Day over with....it is a sham.....
Happy Valentines Day This Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 A.D.
Monday, February 13, 2012
"Today Is The 13th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time, or was Post Time or whatever"
We're Off..Just another manic Monday, the only day Sunday haters wish it still were Sunday.. I swear I think if I leave the Ville for a weekend, there are gnomes or little demons that I have hatched throughout my illustrious demonic career that come back and haunt me..They somehow get into my computer system, and wreak havoc..You know like those goonies, gremlins. I got them all man..Critters, Spiders, Pineys, Gremlins, Goonies, Phils, you name it, I got it.. Anyway got them workin somewhat right, and it is getting near time to hit the road..BLAT SLAT, quit punchin the dirt road man!! Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here!! Saw where they asked Diana Ross, about Houston's death. She really laid it out there, "Beautiful Voice, Beautiful Face", "Beautiful Voice, Beautiful Face." Very, Very profound Dianna thank you so much for all of your insight into the death of Whitney Houston.. AH Dianna, why don't you go back up on your pedestal here at Madame Tussaud's we are really sorry to have bothered you, you fucking moron...
Hey Plain, Pussy Woods went down, and here comes another profound prediction from Simpledomous,,He ain't never getting back up, he will always be good, but his greatness is over..Hello Dianna, did you see where Tiger Woods was fifteenth in his latest golf tournament??? Beautiful Swing, Beautiful Women, Beautiful Swing, Beautiful Women...OK Dianna we will be back as soon as someone else dies, or fucks up, for more of your more than profound words..What a fuckin idiot..Why don't she get on that goin away bus, with Oprah, Cruise and anybody else you think should just go away.., no Plain, I ain't gettin on that bus.. I still have my drivers license for the ride too hell.. On that note I gotta ride, be back later tonight..Hey nicknames can wait till tomorrow, can't they?? OK Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill you ready??
We're Off..Just another manic Monday, the only day Sunday haters wish it still were Sunday.. I swear I think if I leave the Ville for a weekend, there are gnomes or little demons that I have hatched throughout my illustrious demonic career that come back and haunt me..They somehow get into my computer system, and wreak havoc..You know like those goonies, gremlins. I got them all man..Critters, Spiders, Pineys, Gremlins, Goonies, Phils, you name it, I got it.. Anyway got them workin somewhat right, and it is getting near time to hit the road..BLAT SLAT, quit punchin the dirt road man!! Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here!! Saw where they asked Diana Ross, about Houston's death. She really laid it out there, "Beautiful Voice, Beautiful Face", "Beautiful Voice, Beautiful Face." Very, Very profound Dianna thank you so much for all of your insight into the death of Whitney Houston.. AH Dianna, why don't you go back up on your pedestal here at Madame Tussaud's we are really sorry to have bothered you, you fucking moron...
Hey Plain, Pussy Woods went down, and here comes another profound prediction from Simpledomous,,He ain't never getting back up, he will always be good, but his greatness is over..Hello Dianna, did you see where Tiger Woods was fifteenth in his latest golf tournament??? Beautiful Swing, Beautiful Women, Beautiful Swing, Beautiful Women...OK Dianna we will be back as soon as someone else dies, or fucks up, for more of your more than profound words..What a fuckin idiot..Why don't she get on that goin away bus, with Oprah, Cruise and anybody else you think should just go away.., no Plain, I ain't gettin on that bus.. I still have my drivers license for the ride too hell.. On that note I gotta ride, be back later tonight..Hey nicknames can wait till tomorrow, can't they?? OK Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill you ready??
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Today is the Sabbath, February 12? 2012 A.D.
Then Simple who hates the game, according to Plain gives his hands away....
And finally, the horse is having more fun looking in the window and checking out the play of the boys. I guess Plain was right...........
Saturday, February 11, 2012
"Today Is The 11th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. A daily post time, not as easy as you would think..but we try..Gotta tell you this. Phil has these Hold Em games at his house sometimes once a week sometimes twice a week, as you can imagine it is quite a cast of characters.. This one dude intrigues me as to what he is all about, acts like he has known me his whole life, which ain't a bad thing, really a nice guy. Just looks like Frankensteins little brother yep, his name is Frank..So I say too Phil, what is Franks last name? Nstein..He gives me his smirk and says, you ain't gonna believe this, it is the most popular surname in the world..I say Smith.. He says in the WORLD!! not America..I say well Lee or Chang or something Oriental..Nope,, DRUM ROLL EASY!!!!!!!!! IT IS CINTRON!!! and he is right up in my face...CINTRON???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT. CINTRON THE MOST POPULAR LAST NAME IN THE WORLD?? Phil says look it up!! So, here I am looking up Cintron as a last name.. I said, I think that is some kinda wine.., sure enough I am sitting there on VODKADAY lookin up surnames around the world., and guess what DRUM ROLL EASY!!! CINTRON AIN'T ONE OF THEM..Soooo I yell out in my excitement, you are out of your fuckin mind.. Cintron, does not even show up, as a top ten.. He says I'm outta my mind. You been sittin there for two hours on VODKADAY, or night, looking up last names around the world.. Now, who is outta their minds.. Goodnite... That's it, goodnite, Phew!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...By the way, Smith (USA) Chang (World) Cintron (In the mind of Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill).. Hey if you are comin through today, leave a last name the sticks out in your mind, or if not don't.....Later
We're Off.. A daily post time, not as easy as you would think..but we try..Gotta tell you this. Phil has these Hold Em games at his house sometimes once a week sometimes twice a week, as you can imagine it is quite a cast of characters.. This one dude intrigues me as to what he is all about, acts like he has known me his whole life, which ain't a bad thing, really a nice guy. Just looks like Frankensteins little brother yep, his name is Frank..So I say too Phil, what is Franks last name? Nstein..He gives me his smirk and says, you ain't gonna believe this, it is the most popular surname in the world..I say Smith.. He says in the WORLD!! not America..I say well Lee or Chang or something Oriental..Nope,, DRUM ROLL EASY!!!!!!!!! IT IS CINTRON!!! and he is right up in my face...CINTRON???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT. CINTRON THE MOST POPULAR LAST NAME IN THE WORLD?? Phil says look it up!! So, here I am looking up Cintron as a last name.. I said, I think that is some kinda wine.., sure enough I am sitting there on VODKADAY lookin up surnames around the world., and guess what DRUM ROLL EASY!!! CINTRON AIN'T ONE OF THEM..Soooo I yell out in my excitement, you are out of your fuckin mind.. Cintron, does not even show up, as a top ten.. He says I'm outta my mind. You been sittin there for two hours on VODKADAY, or night, looking up last names around the world.. Now, who is outta their minds.. Goodnite... That's it, goodnite, Phew!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...By the way, Smith (USA) Chang (World) Cintron (In the mind of Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill).. Hey if you are comin through today, leave a last name the sticks out in your mind, or if not don't.....Later
Friday, February 10, 2012
"Today Is The 10th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're On, Ha! Fooled ya didn't I. Everybody is still standing at the starting gate..I can see Plain down in his three point stance trying to bust through the gate to get a little head start on everybody.. Well just hold it a minute or longer if you want Plain..OK, We're Off, there he goes whackin away..As they say in the Pine Barrens: Woke up on the right side of the sod this morning Simple.. Yes we did Amos, yes we did..Runnin the roads with one old road runnin Phil The Thrill, he says you got toll money? I said, we got easy pass.. He says I know but do you have toll money? What the fuck man...I just said yeah, and started loadin the truck..Probably won't be back, not sure..Maybe a little Texas Hold Em tonite, and a little vodkaday..Get a call last nite around seven..It is Floyd and Marie. Yo Ern, what are ya doin..Kinda just chillin going to make a WaWa run. What's up? Where are you two? Down ECKS.. WHOA!! is today Vodkaday?? Nah, we're practicing for tomorrow..Gotta love it...First weekend without football in awhile..but that means Spring Training is around that proverbial corner..I remember when I had the landscaping business and I pull onto the job site, and I ask the guy at the gate, where is lot number whatever? He says right around the corner..I am driving a F-600 dump truck with a 20 foot trailer with a bulldozer on the back, and make the turn at the corner to go down a dirt fucking road filled with holes and mud and dead end at a swamp, ain't nowhere to turn around, I gotta be a mile down this fuckin road, I gotta start backin up, are you kiddin me...anyway, I wind up having to take the bulldozer off the trailer, pull the trailer out of the way, turn the truck around, hook the trailer back up load the dozer and drive out to the guy at the gate. This has to be over an hour later. He sees me comin and says, not that corner the one past that..That road isn't paved yet..How I am not in prison is beyond my comprehension....I wanted to take that rig and drive it right through the fucking shack and go to the nearest bar..Anyway, things move on, and so is February, don't worry little Streeb The Keeb, winter is winding down..HA! watch that kiss of death as we get a blizzard next week..I told Blat and Slat I was hittin the road today and the last time I saw them they were kneeling out on the dirt road punching it..Bring anything you want..Any around the corner mishaps or a stones throw..Just bring it.. We hit another milestone this week as we went over 16,000 hits. Who reads this shit..!! Who writes this shit?? Who the hell are Blat and Slat?? LOL!! See Ya..
We're On, Ha! Fooled ya didn't I. Everybody is still standing at the starting gate..I can see Plain down in his three point stance trying to bust through the gate to get a little head start on everybody.. Well just hold it a minute or longer if you want Plain..OK, We're Off, there he goes whackin away..As they say in the Pine Barrens: Woke up on the right side of the sod this morning Simple.. Yes we did Amos, yes we did..Runnin the roads with one old road runnin Phil The Thrill, he says you got toll money? I said, we got easy pass.. He says I know but do you have toll money? What the fuck man...I just said yeah, and started loadin the truck..Probably won't be back, not sure..Maybe a little Texas Hold Em tonite, and a little vodkaday..Get a call last nite around seven..It is Floyd and Marie. Yo Ern, what are ya doin..Kinda just chillin going to make a WaWa run. What's up? Where are you two? Down ECKS.. WHOA!! is today Vodkaday?? Nah, we're practicing for tomorrow..Gotta love it...First weekend without football in awhile..but that means Spring Training is around that proverbial corner..I remember when I had the landscaping business and I pull onto the job site, and I ask the guy at the gate, where is lot number whatever? He says right around the corner..I am driving a F-600 dump truck with a 20 foot trailer with a bulldozer on the back, and make the turn at the corner to go down a dirt fucking road filled with holes and mud and dead end at a swamp, ain't nowhere to turn around, I gotta be a mile down this fuckin road, I gotta start backin up, are you kiddin me...anyway, I wind up having to take the bulldozer off the trailer, pull the trailer out of the way, turn the truck around, hook the trailer back up load the dozer and drive out to the guy at the gate. This has to be over an hour later. He sees me comin and says, not that corner the one past that..That road isn't paved yet..How I am not in prison is beyond my comprehension....I wanted to take that rig and drive it right through the fucking shack and go to the nearest bar..Anyway, things move on, and so is February, don't worry little Streeb The Keeb, winter is winding down..HA! watch that kiss of death as we get a blizzard next week..I told Blat and Slat I was hittin the road today and the last time I saw them they were kneeling out on the dirt road punching it..Bring anything you want..Any around the corner mishaps or a stones throw..Just bring it.. We hit another milestone this week as we went over 16,000 hits. Who reads this shit..!! Who writes this shit?? Who the hell are Blat and Slat?? LOL!! See Ya..
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Today is Thirstday, February 9th, 2012 A.D.
I have come up with a plan for the retirement of Simple.....Call Phil and have him help you get rid of those capacitors and use your building for the POT FARM. I have enclosed some plans for this operation. It is now legal in New Jermany and if you don't want to use your old building YOU LIVE IN THE PINES with Critters that will guard your FARM. Don't let Egg Harbor beat you out. This will be for Medicinal purposes only. It will support the theory of "Living Better through Chemistry". Good luck and some how it will have to be non-profit in nature, but your salaries could be astonominal.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
"Today Is The 8th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off, if we're not off we're on, or if we're not on we're off..Hi Phil...OK everybody ready for your exercise..AH ONE AND AH TWO AND AH THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUMPPPPPPPPPPP!!! There don't you feel better already..I know I can't get off the floor, I think I threw my back out. Now, there is a good one, how the fuck do you throw your back out? What do you get in the outfield, or out in the infield, and put your hands behind you and grab your back and throw it somewhere? Yeah come to think of it that might make it hurt...How about this movie, GOAT. It is a crime drama that takes place in a prison, but it should be about a one horned alcoholic GOAT that lived on Rt. 206 and could drink any man I ever met under the proverbial table..There's another one. Little known fact. I can drink him under the table was first heard in Cookstown Northern Ireland, yep, right out of the mouth of an original O'Hagen clansman.. He used to walk into the Pub in Belfast in his kilts and challenge any man in the house to a drinking contest..They would put two bottles of Irish Whiskey, hot tea and cloves, yep, the first hot toddy was invented..Then these two Irishmen, would start downing these shots at an alarming rate. The bet was the first one that hit the floor and went under the table was the loser...Thus the term, "I drank him under the table was born." Long live the O'Hagan clan...Actually some of my Irish family is named the O'Hagan's. Hmmm I wonder if they had anything to do with that?? Anyway back to the "GOAT" One Jahr'i Evans, he plays offensive line for the New Orleans Saints, and he is from Philly, he has a part in the movie..He cleans up Goat shit during the breaks..Real quick, I believe the real plot is about GOAT fighting, yep, they get two GOATS and let them ram the fuck out of each other until one goes down..or one of them knocks the horns off the other one..That is where Billy comes in, as you know he knocked his one horn off when he slid down the bar at the Pic-A-Lilly Inn in the Pine Barrens and he is a legend for it..So, when the GOATS are fighting they throw Billy into the ring and he only has one horn, sort of like a Unicorn of GOATS, and they show a close up of all the people cheering him, because the other GOAT don't have any horns..Yep, can't wait to see this movie.. Hey A-Z anything to do with boxing..not boxers boxing..Let me try and start off this quest for infinite knowledge..
A-Art, come on it is an art..
B-Boxing Gloves.
C-Center of the ring
D-DING!!
E-E-E-E-????
F-Fight
G-GONG!! I STINK!!!
We're Off, if we're not off we're on, or if we're not on we're off..Hi Phil...OK everybody ready for your exercise..AH ONE AND AH TWO AND AH THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUMPPPPPPPPPPP!!! There don't you feel better already..I know I can't get off the floor, I think I threw my back out. Now, there is a good one, how the fuck do you throw your back out? What do you get in the outfield, or out in the infield, and put your hands behind you and grab your back and throw it somewhere? Yeah come to think of it that might make it hurt...How about this movie, GOAT. It is a crime drama that takes place in a prison, but it should be about a one horned alcoholic GOAT that lived on Rt. 206 and could drink any man I ever met under the proverbial table..There's another one. Little known fact. I can drink him under the table was first heard in Cookstown Northern Ireland, yep, right out of the mouth of an original O'Hagen clansman.. He used to walk into the Pub in Belfast in his kilts and challenge any man in the house to a drinking contest..They would put two bottles of Irish Whiskey, hot tea and cloves, yep, the first hot toddy was invented..Then these two Irishmen, would start downing these shots at an alarming rate. The bet was the first one that hit the floor and went under the table was the loser...Thus the term, "I drank him under the table was born." Long live the O'Hagan clan...Actually some of my Irish family is named the O'Hagan's. Hmmm I wonder if they had anything to do with that?? Anyway back to the "GOAT" One Jahr'i Evans, he plays offensive line for the New Orleans Saints, and he is from Philly, he has a part in the movie..He cleans up Goat shit during the breaks..Real quick, I believe the real plot is about GOAT fighting, yep, they get two GOATS and let them ram the fuck out of each other until one goes down..or one of them knocks the horns off the other one..That is where Billy comes in, as you know he knocked his one horn off when he slid down the bar at the Pic-A-Lilly Inn in the Pine Barrens and he is a legend for it..So, when the GOATS are fighting they throw Billy into the ring and he only has one horn, sort of like a Unicorn of GOATS, and they show a close up of all the people cheering him, because the other GOAT don't have any horns..Yep, can't wait to see this movie.. Hey A-Z anything to do with boxing..not boxers boxing..Let me try and start off this quest for infinite knowledge..
A-Art, come on it is an art..
B-Boxing Gloves.
C-Center of the ring
D-DING!!
E-E-E-E-????
F-Fight
G-GONG!! I STINK!!!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Today is the 7th Day Of Feburary in The Year Of Our Lord 2012
And were on, lets see Simple is remote again I do belive he last said.So before I go Wack my Balls i figured I might do a toast! That's right a Toast not a Post.And it's to Misses Tom Brady for sticking up for her man. Number one all she did was tell the truth.Second she said nothing until some New York fan walked up to her and said Eli Manning owns your husband.And she responde with he can't throw the ball and catch it too.And so true so true; 4 balls were dropped when they had the ball with 4 minutes left anyone of them would have been a first down and Wes welker was the only one with enough balls to admitt he should of caught the ball(because he usually does) but thats the breaks. Now their busting on Gazelle Brady for sticking up for her husband saying it's an unwritten rule you don't talk about players on your team.Pffffffft last I checked she isn't on the team, the only team she is on is the Brady Team.And I see nothing wrong with her telling the truth and sticking up for her hubby.Now there is a difference Berrnie Madoff's wife stuck up for Husband but it was a pack of lies,when you mislead people and lie to them it's a whole different story. The Madoffs leied stole peoples money their lives and are nothing but scum what they were doing was called lying thru there teeth or covering their asses.When a person lies he should be told on, especially when you life your money and everything you ever worked for are at steak. Congressman Wilson was scorned because he yelled Liar to Obama, when Obama just lied about things on immagration that were in the health care bill. Wilson was on the Commission about the immigrants. And Obama had just lied about the Supreme Court right in front of them, more than one of them were shaking there heads at his lies.But your suppose to respect the office he holds what a bunch of shit!!!!!!How about the President having enough respect for the People not to lie to them.Especially since he has so much more information than the average Citizen. To misslead ,lie just too inhance and make yourself look good is a chacter flaw. people trusted Berrnie Madoff and they do the President their the fucking asshole sheep baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa follow on.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Today is Monday, Monday, February 6th, 2012, A. D.
I did like the game and wish I could have bet Vegas a few weeks back when they were putting the Giants at 100-1 to win the SuperBowl. Half Time production was magnificent.........It really was impressive....Madonna Keebler was only good on her last song.....Lady Gaga would have been a better choice. The one peice of shit had to flip the bird......Fuck her......other than that it was great, I think.........The whole thing was enertaining........I think the did great with Clint Eastwood.......Sooooooooo another Super Bowl in the can......Eagles next year for Strebor.......
Now this picture is a little weird but we used to play this game in the school yard at St., J's and I think was called Bump Bump......It was nice to have Tommy Higgins and Fran Ludwig on your team. We would play with at least six people on a side. Hope you remember it and don't think I am a perv.........LOL I know you will remember it.......
Plain is really getting some extra whacking in this year.....he will be ready for a 0 handicap this year........along with the other whackers........Whack away then hit the couch for a nap.....I understand.................Naps are extremely important......
Now this picture is a little weird but we used to play this game in the school yard at St., J's and I think was called Bump Bump......It was nice to have Tommy Higgins and Fran Ludwig on your team. We would play with at least six people on a side. Hope you remember it and don't think I am a perv.........LOL I know you will remember it.......
Plain is really getting some extra whacking in this year.....he will be ready for a 0 handicap this year........along with the other whackers........Whack away then hit the couch for a nap.....I understand.................Naps are extremely important......
Sunday, February 5, 2012
"Today Is The 5th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We Are Off. Hey Plain what the hell does incorrigable mean. Quit calling me those nasty ass names you make up.. I don't know how much will be happening here at the Ville today, or any day for that matter. It is Super Bowl Sunday, and I must say, I am interested..Can the Giants slay those Patriots again..Deja Vu as Yogi said, all over again..I gotta go Giants 30-27..For the first time in awhile I am looking forward to watching a football game...If you visit the Ville give us a prediction, but don't wait till the game is over (Plain). As Plain has already said,.I would just like to reiterate. Congrats to Speedy on victory number 900. Quite an achievmant in any sport..Worked hard and long for all those victories,,On too 1000. See you guys during the game....
We Are Off. Hey Plain what the hell does incorrigable mean. Quit calling me those nasty ass names you make up.. I don't know how much will be happening here at the Ville today, or any day for that matter. It is Super Bowl Sunday, and I must say, I am interested..Can the Giants slay those Patriots again..Deja Vu as Yogi said, all over again..I gotta go Giants 30-27..For the first time in awhile I am looking forward to watching a football game...If you visit the Ville give us a prediction, but don't wait till the game is over (Plain). As Plain has already said,.I would just like to reiterate. Congrats to Speedy on victory number 900. Quite an achievmant in any sport..Worked hard and long for all those victories,,On too 1000. See you guys during the game....
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Its feburary 4th in the Year of Our Lord 2012
Well Simple is on Remote holds out my Hands I mean wtf !The man is incorrigable. Anywho both plain and Simple would like to congratulate Speedy for his 900 win and to Make is against Roman it's even sweeter. he's a great Coach and even a Better Person.And I happen to know that Simple was on his first team and they had like 12 wins that year sooooooooooooo without Simple Speedy would only have 888 wins. And Buzzy Arnold and Simple were the two big scorers on that team they scored 302 points between them witch is still a record. yep Buzzy had 300 and simple had 2 but it's still a record and you heard it here first on Plain and Simple. Wtg Speedy congrats.
Friday, February 3, 2012
Today is Vodka Day, February 3, 2012 A.D. Critter Pick Day
Predicting the Super Bowl, -Plain and Simple-Style
by Plain and Simple February 03, 2012
"Today Is The 3rd Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Mornin, Happy first Vodkaday of February...I saw where Political Analyst, snuck back into the Ville after TAPS to get the last cynical statement of the day..I will not give this person a whole lot of my time, and if you citizens or visitors feel like reading the inane comments that were made, read yesterdays post and comments..One last time. Political Analyst, you stated in your first comment that we were a bunch of assholes. When I called you out on that statement, you back pedaled and said you were calling me an asshole..I was taught to listen to even the dull and ignorant, which is where you stand in this forum..Bunch denotes plural, do you know what that means..So therefore genius, you were not just talking about me, you were talking about everyone, but when I made it personal, you scurried like the rat you are..I would also like to bring too light the fact that people with intelligent, and objective opinions, and who disagree with what is said here, are more than welcome to express said opinions, but when they attack people that administer or comment on this blog personally, and they hide behind a moniker that no one is supposed to know.. We, or I, or anyone of a logical thinking nature would take it personal. Now, I just want to tell you that I put my name on my comment and it was criticized as you tried to make like you have a sense of humor, can you believe my name was never made fun of my whole life. Amazing!!..Your name was fictional, and not funny..So in conclusion sometime today, after our citizens and visitors get a chance to read the ignorant and mundane statements you made. I in all of my infinite wisdom, will flush you and your rude comments down the toilet with the rest of the shit..Go try and enjoy your small minded and almost illiterate life elsewhere..It is also rude to make your comments after TAPS, but then again you wouldn't know that..In ending and it is ending, maybe you should start your own blog DULL AND IGNORANT..You are the second person in a year that used an anonymous name to attack one or more of the people that come here to have a good time. therefore your opinions mean nothing..FLUSHHHHHHHHH!! Talking to the citizens and visitors. I guess that isn't too bad two morons in a year,..Well hopefully this simple asshole makes it through the day.., hope to see all the guys today as I am heading for the Yunk, oh yeah and all the girls..Jimmy Mc try and stop down, it would be great too see you..I will be back WaWa run...Plain you whackin them balls today??
We're Off..Mornin, Happy first Vodkaday of February...I saw where Political Analyst, snuck back into the Ville after TAPS to get the last cynical statement of the day..I will not give this person a whole lot of my time, and if you citizens or visitors feel like reading the inane comments that were made, read yesterdays post and comments..One last time. Political Analyst, you stated in your first comment that we were a bunch of assholes. When I called you out on that statement, you back pedaled and said you were calling me an asshole..I was taught to listen to even the dull and ignorant, which is where you stand in this forum..Bunch denotes plural, do you know what that means..So therefore genius, you were not just talking about me, you were talking about everyone, but when I made it personal, you scurried like the rat you are..I would also like to bring too light the fact that people with intelligent, and objective opinions, and who disagree with what is said here, are more than welcome to express said opinions, but when they attack people that administer or comment on this blog personally, and they hide behind a moniker that no one is supposed to know.. We, or I, or anyone of a logical thinking nature would take it personal. Now, I just want to tell you that I put my name on my comment and it was criticized as you tried to make like you have a sense of humor, can you believe my name was never made fun of my whole life. Amazing!!..Your name was fictional, and not funny..So in conclusion sometime today, after our citizens and visitors get a chance to read the ignorant and mundane statements you made. I in all of my infinite wisdom, will flush you and your rude comments down the toilet with the rest of the shit..Go try and enjoy your small minded and almost illiterate life elsewhere..It is also rude to make your comments after TAPS, but then again you wouldn't know that..In ending and it is ending, maybe you should start your own blog DULL AND IGNORANT..You are the second person in a year that used an anonymous name to attack one or more of the people that come here to have a good time. therefore your opinions mean nothing..FLUSHHHHHHHHH!! Talking to the citizens and visitors. I guess that isn't too bad two morons in a year,..Well hopefully this simple asshole makes it through the day.., hope to see all the guys today as I am heading for the Yunk, oh yeah and all the girls..Jimmy Mc try and stop down, it would be great too see you..I will be back WaWa run...Plain you whackin them balls today??
Thursday, February 2, 2012
"Today Is The 2nd Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Just got another taste of this wondrous judicial system we have in New Jermany..Some female judge about 40-45 years old, lording over the sheople and fucking loving it..Please rise, you gotta be fucking kiddin me.. The sheople are lined up 60 deep, for violations from seat belt to speeding..These are the sheople that are pleading innocent..I am there as a star witness as one Phillitterer The Thrill, is charged with littering, as he threw a piece of lint out the window, while we were pulled over for not wearing seat belts..Are you fucking kiddin me. The cop is standing at the window telling us that we are getting tickets for not wearing seat belts and Phil, takes a little piece of lint and throws it out the window. You may have thought he committed murder, no never mind, then he would still be home awaiting trial..You threw a piece of paper out the window..No I didn't, it was a piece of lint. I said, yo man, what is your problem, we are just out here working, why you gotta pull that on him..He's getting a littering ticket..OK, I am thinking shut the fuck up, you can't win..and you can't. Now mind you these are New Jermany township cops, not police officers that patrol Camden, and Trenton, and Newark, these township finest drive up and down route 70, and give tickets to two old guys and older old ladies. They sicken me..Anyway, in the courtroom, and Phillitterer gets postponed, and I am walking out saying they wasted my whole morning for a piece of lint, if anyone does not find this ridiculous, you are fucking ridiculous..PULLLEEZZZE there are child molesters walking around and sheople don't know it, and litterers that throw shit all over the highways and bye ways of the good old USA.., the child molesters should be dead, and the litterers should be fined, but a piece of lint..how the fuck do I get involved in this shit..It infuriates me..Number fuckin one if you are eighteen years old, and old enough to kill, but not for votin, and you don't want to, or in some cases can't wear a seat belt who the fuck is some government jerk-off to tell you, you have too..I was in a 1984 Mercury, I wasn't even sure if it had seat belts..it did, but one didn't work..I just strapped it on.. This Simpleton thinks, that anyone that gets a ticket for not wearing a seat belt should decline paying it. I suppose they would then revoke your driving privileges, because as you know every fucking so called freedom we have is a privilege..Well guess what if all the sheople just said I ain't payin it, do what you want..Read that again ALL THE SHEOPLE!!!! Ain't fuckin happening because it didn't happen to that particular sheep..So once again city hall throws you alone up against the establishment and some fucked up law, and you pay..Will Phil pay, I don't think he will the last I heard him, he was yelling something about Marshall Law and Kangaroo Courts, and I'll go to the grand jury.. I have just one little problem with that, I am his star witness, if I have to go in front of a jury for a piece of fucking lint, they just may as well get me three hots, my cot and my boyfriend ready, because I will flip the fuck out....
We're Off..Just got another taste of this wondrous judicial system we have in New Jermany..Some female judge about 40-45 years old, lording over the sheople and fucking loving it..Please rise, you gotta be fucking kiddin me.. The sheople are lined up 60 deep, for violations from seat belt to speeding..These are the sheople that are pleading innocent..I am there as a star witness as one Phillitterer The Thrill, is charged with littering, as he threw a piece of lint out the window, while we were pulled over for not wearing seat belts..Are you fucking kiddin me. The cop is standing at the window telling us that we are getting tickets for not wearing seat belts and Phil, takes a little piece of lint and throws it out the window. You may have thought he committed murder, no never mind, then he would still be home awaiting trial..You threw a piece of paper out the window..No I didn't, it was a piece of lint. I said, yo man, what is your problem, we are just out here working, why you gotta pull that on him..He's getting a littering ticket..OK, I am thinking shut the fuck up, you can't win..and you can't. Now mind you these are New Jermany township cops, not police officers that patrol Camden, and Trenton, and Newark, these township finest drive up and down route 70, and give tickets to two old guys and older old ladies. They sicken me..Anyway, in the courtroom, and Phillitterer gets postponed, and I am walking out saying they wasted my whole morning for a piece of lint, if anyone does not find this ridiculous, you are fucking ridiculous..PULLLEEZZZE there are child molesters walking around and sheople don't know it, and litterers that throw shit all over the highways and bye ways of the good old USA.., the child molesters should be dead, and the litterers should be fined, but a piece of lint..how the fuck do I get involved in this shit..It infuriates me..Number fuckin one if you are eighteen years old, and old enough to kill, but not for votin, and you don't want to, or in some cases can't wear a seat belt who the fuck is some government jerk-off to tell you, you have too..I was in a 1984 Mercury, I wasn't even sure if it had seat belts..it did, but one didn't work..I just strapped it on.. This Simpleton thinks, that anyone that gets a ticket for not wearing a seat belt should decline paying it. I suppose they would then revoke your driving privileges, because as you know every fucking so called freedom we have is a privilege..Well guess what if all the sheople just said I ain't payin it, do what you want..Read that again ALL THE SHEOPLE!!!! Ain't fuckin happening because it didn't happen to that particular sheep..So once again city hall throws you alone up against the establishment and some fucked up law, and you pay..Will Phil pay, I don't think he will the last I heard him, he was yelling something about Marshall Law and Kangaroo Courts, and I'll go to the grand jury.. I have just one little problem with that, I am his star witness, if I have to go in front of a jury for a piece of fucking lint, they just may as well get me three hots, my cot and my boyfriend ready, because I will flip the fuck out....
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
"Today Is The 1st Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're On..or Off..See how fast that January went cruisin by (Plain and Greeny), well wait till you see this baby.. If this is anything like January Streebs will be ecstatic. We have had 20 days above 40' and 12 above 50' I know that is 32 but that is what Shwartz said last night.. Maybe it has something to do with leap year..Little known fact, Leap Year came about after the Christmas celebration in The Year Of Our Lord 1210. That was the first year they sang the song the 12 days of Christmas..When the calendar turned too the New Year most of the songs critters were long gone..,but you got it, not the Lords A Leapin, They started a contest as being Lords they were very competitive, they said lets keep a leapin until there is only one left leapin and he will be the chief lord a leapin in the New Year..they said as long as they leap and what ever month they leap into will on the fourth year of that month add a day, and that will be forever known as leap year..Well Lord Long Legs, he was called Daddy Long Legs later in life.., leapt into February, and you got it, they added a day every fourth year and called it Leap Year..in his honor..So when any of our citizens or visitors are accosted with the question, how did they figure out leap year.. You can now explain it too them..You heard it here first on Plain and Simple..
I listened to a politician last night, one Ron Paul, he was the first politician I listened too since George Wallace. Go figure..The guy actually made sense..Now I know he is a Libertarian, and Easy Ed, told me twenty years ago that, that is what I am..I thanked him because I had never been called anything that nice in my life.. Seriously the man did have some good view points on the running of this country..He naturally will not win, he is not mainstream Republican or Democrat, which brings me to another bitch of mine.. How come we only get two assholes to choose from?? Is it all about the parties and the money? Here is a guy with what sounded like a somewhat logical agenda, and we will not hear from him again..I think somebody said he wanted to legalize heroin. I don't know about that, but I do know it is already legalized they call it Oxycontin..,and I got news for all the anti-drug establishment, most drugs were at one time legal and what happened when they delegalized alcohol, just read up on La Cosa Nostra, and the billions they made on illegal booze..We have already spent 4 trillion dollars on the war on drugs and it ain't working..I do know this it is a thriving market and it should be controlled to be kept out of the hands of minors and too collect taxes and too pay off the national debt..I also know Portugal gave up, and legalized drugs nation wide..What drugs that means I don't know, but the president of Portugal said it is nowhere near the problem it was.. So if that is a detriment to Ron Paul so be it, but sooner or later, something else is going to have to take the place of the war on drugs..because this aint workin.. I just saw where students at Drexal got caught using LSD, yep that LSD, Acid, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds..When is the last time somebody got busted for LSD 1969!! Just goes to show you, people are going to do what they want to do, they only should be punished for it if they are under age or commit a crime, while under the influence, not because they like to smoke a joint after work or at a rock concert..Look at what happened to drinking and driving, once it became known that it was a major cause of deaths on the highway..I know it did not stop it, but it sure has hindered it. When I drove back in the 70's and even 80's I had a six pack in the truck with me.. I get pulled over for a violation and they wouldn't even say anything about the six pack..Times change, laws change, people change, it is time for change in this country, it is time to change child predator laws, it is time to change our policing the whole world, it is time too change the way these politicians interpret the constitution, it is time for big changes in tax laws, and it is time to change and fix the infrastructure of this country, not Iraq, not Afghanistan, not Somalia, HERE, put the people to work here, fixing the highways and bridges and buildings in our own Country..Cut the bullshit with this dependence on oil and actually find an alternative, or as Plain said drill of the coasts if that is what it takes..maybe in 10-15-20 years we have an alternative (probably have it now), then the drilling can stop.. We as a people and a government have got to do something to stop this slide into economic abyss, I see it every day..I sure hope someone like a Ron Paul or someone with enough balls to actually change things could take office. Ain't happening, we will have Obama for the next four years..Wait till Plain chokes on that one.., where that change will lead us is probably where we are right now..I know there will be a lot of people that disagree with me, and you are more than entitled to your opinion..but when you disagree just ask yourself..is this working?? Look around at the people you know that are out of work, look at the businesses that have shut down, look at the mess on wall steet, it isn't working. , but everyone is entitled to their opinion.. Bring yours have a good first day of February and I will be working remote the rest of the day...LEAP ON>>>
We're On..or Off..See how fast that January went cruisin by (Plain and Greeny), well wait till you see this baby.. If this is anything like January Streebs will be ecstatic. We have had 20 days above 40' and 12 above 50' I know that is 32 but that is what Shwartz said last night.. Maybe it has something to do with leap year..Little known fact, Leap Year came about after the Christmas celebration in The Year Of Our Lord 1210. That was the first year they sang the song the 12 days of Christmas..When the calendar turned too the New Year most of the songs critters were long gone..,but you got it, not the Lords A Leapin, They started a contest as being Lords they were very competitive, they said lets keep a leapin until there is only one left leapin and he will be the chief lord a leapin in the New Year..they said as long as they leap and what ever month they leap into will on the fourth year of that month add a day, and that will be forever known as leap year..Well Lord Long Legs, he was called Daddy Long Legs later in life.., leapt into February, and you got it, they added a day every fourth year and called it Leap Year..in his honor..So when any of our citizens or visitors are accosted with the question, how did they figure out leap year.. You can now explain it too them..You heard it here first on Plain and Simple..
I listened to a politician last night, one Ron Paul, he was the first politician I listened too since George Wallace. Go figure..The guy actually made sense..Now I know he is a Libertarian, and Easy Ed, told me twenty years ago that, that is what I am..I thanked him because I had never been called anything that nice in my life.. Seriously the man did have some good view points on the running of this country..He naturally will not win, he is not mainstream Republican or Democrat, which brings me to another bitch of mine.. How come we only get two assholes to choose from?? Is it all about the parties and the money? Here is a guy with what sounded like a somewhat logical agenda, and we will not hear from him again..I think somebody said he wanted to legalize heroin. I don't know about that, but I do know it is already legalized they call it Oxycontin..,and I got news for all the anti-drug establishment, most drugs were at one time legal and what happened when they delegalized alcohol, just read up on La Cosa Nostra, and the billions they made on illegal booze..We have already spent 4 trillion dollars on the war on drugs and it ain't working..I do know this it is a thriving market and it should be controlled to be kept out of the hands of minors and too collect taxes and too pay off the national debt..I also know Portugal gave up, and legalized drugs nation wide..What drugs that means I don't know, but the president of Portugal said it is nowhere near the problem it was.. So if that is a detriment to Ron Paul so be it, but sooner or later, something else is going to have to take the place of the war on drugs..because this aint workin.. I just saw where students at Drexal got caught using LSD, yep that LSD, Acid, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds..When is the last time somebody got busted for LSD 1969!! Just goes to show you, people are going to do what they want to do, they only should be punished for it if they are under age or commit a crime, while under the influence, not because they like to smoke a joint after work or at a rock concert..Look at what happened to drinking and driving, once it became known that it was a major cause of deaths on the highway..I know it did not stop it, but it sure has hindered it. When I drove back in the 70's and even 80's I had a six pack in the truck with me.. I get pulled over for a violation and they wouldn't even say anything about the six pack..Times change, laws change, people change, it is time for change in this country, it is time to change child predator laws, it is time to change our policing the whole world, it is time too change the way these politicians interpret the constitution, it is time for big changes in tax laws, and it is time to change and fix the infrastructure of this country, not Iraq, not Afghanistan, not Somalia, HERE, put the people to work here, fixing the highways and bridges and buildings in our own Country..Cut the bullshit with this dependence on oil and actually find an alternative, or as Plain said drill of the coasts if that is what it takes..maybe in 10-15-20 years we have an alternative (probably have it now), then the drilling can stop.. We as a people and a government have got to do something to stop this slide into economic abyss, I see it every day..I sure hope someone like a Ron Paul or someone with enough balls to actually change things could take office. Ain't happening, we will have Obama for the next four years..Wait till Plain chokes on that one.., where that change will lead us is probably where we are right now..I know there will be a lot of people that disagree with me, and you are more than entitled to your opinion..but when you disagree just ask yourself..is this working?? Look around at the people you know that are out of work, look at the businesses that have shut down, look at the mess on wall steet, it isn't working. , but everyone is entitled to their opinion.. Bring yours have a good first day of February and I will be working remote the rest of the day...LEAP ON>>>
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