"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Pictures keep getting better and better McFinn, but Meere is crying his bulging eyes out says he misses his girl and may have to leave the Ville..There goes my bunky..I will try and talk him out of it..
VALENTINE'S DAY!!! Thee single most disgusting rip off of the sheople ever invented by the money misers...Here is my take on this fucked up so called holiday..Christmas, is by now a distant memory, in this high octane world the sheople have now moved on, the realization of the credit card debt has hit home and they are working extra hard to pay it..January, has come and gone, and guess what, they didn't find a way to fleece us during the whole month..OK, Mr. Rockefeller if you would please chair the committee, oh wait we have too wait for Mr. Strawbridge..Here he comes in his limo now..OK let's get this meeting started.What we have here is a failure to make money, off the sheople..Soooo as we cruise out of January with nary a dollar in our baskets, let's set them up for a huge payoff in February, but what , what shall we deem a new holiday, come on Gimbel can't you and Vandebilt come up with something...HEY!! I got it!!! Yeah, Yeah, what have you got Carnegie?? Oh this is fantastic, how about if we make a day for lovers, you know tell the sheople that we are having a Heart Holiday, for you to show how much you love each other, by showering her with jewelery, candy, cards, flowers, oh this is beautiful..Our whole universe is coming together again..We start it off by putting up displays for Heart Day,,Wait, Wait, how about if we even go one better than Heart Day, how about if we have it on St. Valentines Day, and put the candy in Heart Shaped Boxes HAHHAHHAHA!!! YEAH great idea Vandy,, VALENTINE'S DAY !!!! Marketing is the key....Advertising is the vessel...Look ladies and gentleman, show your sweetheart how much you love them, by buying this necklace of jewels for only 400.00. can't afford it? put it on your credit card it is no longer maxed out..still can't afford it, walk over to our large assortment of candies, and buy a few pounds for your lover...and don't forget to add a nice card..oh isn't it nice, and you actually could give it to her at a nice Valentine's Day Dinner...OK!! Canegie, Vanderbilt, Gimbel, Strawbridge and whatever other money mongers made up this cartoon of a holiday...You did it again, you fleeced the sheople, shame on you, but guess what it worked, you got some big money returns for a stinkin middle of the month day in February...A total sham of a Holiday, a total rip off of the sheople.......................................... If you love someone show them....no candy, no card, no dinner can replace that.....show them, by your actions, .. I am not now nor never was a romantic.., but I don't know too many woman that would not appreciate that more than some made up words on a hallmark card....get Valentines Day over with....it is a sham.....
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WOW! Hello young lovers, whoever you are! Simple one, you are right. You don't need to spend money on one holiday to show someone how much you love them. Simply, just love him or her every day!
Yahr, young Strebor, you are right..Just saw where another blingster is now broke. One T.O. yep, that one of the sit-ups in the driveway variety..WAIT!! Where is Dynamic Drew Rosenhause!!! I am sure he will rescue you, he will be right at your side to make sure you are financially secure for the rest of your life. Don't you dopes ever get it, these blood sucking agents, could care less about you than the blood sucking owners, but there is a large difference between these two blood suckers..The owners pay you..The agents slay you.. I do believe in this sports oriented society we live in, that college graduates, or most educated people, should be able too work out a deal on their own with ownership. I believe that in todays world the owners would not be able to screw over players like they did in days gone by..What the hell they hammer out these deals with these agents taking anywhere from 10-20%, the player representing himself could at least get an extra 8% and both he and the team make more money.. Goodbye to scum bag agents.Oh would that be a great day..One example, Jim Thome got a 1.4 million dollar contract for one year with the Phillies. In all honesty don't you think the Phillies could have dealt with Thome without an agent. Then they could have given Big Jim about 1.3 million and he would have pocketed all of what was left after taxes and the Phils would have had another 100,000.00 in the coffers.. That is just on 1.4 million, now take it up into the 20 million for Lee or Cole or Howard, talkin lots of savings guys..Get rid of the agents..Just sayin....
WOW, we do digress!
I feel sorry for Meer, I rember when my Old Girfriend left me with my best friend........It was so sad I really missed my Pal.
Digress, yes we do digress, amongst a lot of other things around here. We have had a lot of visitors in the Ville lately. I don't know why, maybe they are getting ready for our Birthday Bash..I know the critters are really excited..of course they have no idea why, they just think another party day as is everyday in their lives..They saw the picture of the horse and now they all want one..Thanks McPicture..
OK guys I am heading into the bunker..Haft another beer Sample! No thanks Blat, got a little cleanin up to do and catch some b ball..Besides I am really tired of you guys worshipping a goat..DA GOOT IST A STAR SAMPLE!!! I know Blat please except my apologies..GRRRRRRR!! I said I was sorry Sam..Meere! Meere! UHM!! Meere ?? you ready to hit the bunker? Meere please get your eyes off that picture, and let's go over the bunker..MEERE!! Hatoona Matada Simple, I will be over later..Meere just bring the picture with you we will hang it over your rack..Meere your fucking eye juice is ruining the picture..I miss my girl Simple..I know Meere (Fuckin McFinn) OK, I will be in the bunker waiting for you, maybe we can catch a late night sit-com.. OK, Simple sniffle, sniffle, sniffle...hope that McFinn has a good night he has my Bunky in tears.., and little Streebs don't think this is real...Walkin into the bunker, WOW!! it is dark in these Barrens at night..I guess that is why they call them The Barrens oh chit hahhahahhha. Talk to all you guys tomorrow, lots of visitors at the Ville today. Glad you could stop by..OKAY! I am hittin the rack...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS..
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