Thursday, February 9, 2012

Today is Thirstday, February 9th, 2012 A.D.

I have come up with a plan for the retirement of Simple.....Call Phil and have him help you get rid of those capacitors and use your building for the POT FARM.  I have enclosed some plans for this operation.  It is now legal in New Jermany and if you don't want to use your old building YOU LIVE IN THE PINES with Critters that will guard your FARM.  Don't let Egg Harbor beat you out.  This will be for Medicinal purposes only.  It will support the theory of "Living Better through Chemistry".  Good luck and some how it will have to be non-profit in nature, but your salaries could be astonominal. 

6 comments:

Plain said...

What a great idea MC Finn,especially since the whole country is going up in smoke.I just found my field jacket and there was a dubie in it .I'm taking a hit right now cough cough Damn better than it was in 1966 I think it ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Simple said...

Great idea McFinn. The critters would probably send all the profits up in smoke..Hmmmm..field jacket..I can remember a few years back, I took a hit on a joint, I didn't inhale, but I laid in the fetal position for two hours begging God to please make this feeling go away.. Different strokes for different folks..I also remember a few years back messing with a cigarette, and pretending it was a dubee as Plain calls it, (I thought he was a pitching coach) I honestly got dizzy, well more dizzy than usual..don't like smokin..I know a lot of people do, and they tell me it is hard if not the hardest habit to quit..they have made it almost illegal, you have to go outside when you are in a bar, or you have to go to a certain section in the casino..I know one thing if I am down ECKS and have a phone call (if I hear it), it is better to go outside and talk. Now, the smokers are out there and I may be wrong or I may be right, but 90% are women..Don't know what that means, but it seems to ring true..Most of my men friends have quit..I know Floyd quit cold, he just stopped..I know Pat quit, but went back..I used to go out with Pat and Jack when we were partnered up, and they would stop before the night began, and buy 3 packs of ciggies each. I always sat in between them. I smoked twice as much as either of them..Hey, they are adults and they can do what they want as long as it doesn't bother other people, and now the government has surmised that second hand smoke is bad for other people, so they have to go outside..You think maybe they would have a smoking room or something..One last thought on the marijana issue..I saw where Burlington Township shot down a greenhouse where they wanted to grow it, and it was right down the road..The critters were already planning to send Billy in with saddle bags...Well, I am sure that it will be grown somewhere, and if it helps people with cancer and other painful illnesses, why not give it too them..It is a wild herb and has been smoked for years.. What do you think was in the peace pipe?

Strebor said...

Hey, I have a great brownie recipe!

Plain said...

ZZZZZZZZZZ blinks my eyes and looks around where was I ? Oh yea I was saying a few minutes ago that somking Maryjane or weed or a dubee is easy to quit, just like smoking Ive quit hundredes of times,I'm going to quit again. I was somking those electric ciggies but it's too expensive cause I was smoking two packs a day of them!so I went back to the regular ciggies.Heyyyyyyyyyyy how did Simple and strebor get in the middle of my conversation? I was the first one on and takes another hit cough cough ohhhhhhhhhhhh wow like it's almost 3 o'clock and like well I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Simple said...

Go back to sleep Plain.. Plain did you start smoking again? I remember you were smoking those electronic cigs, you said they worked. I was thinking about quitting drinking, and then said, Nah, too much fun..Plus what would I do with all that extra money..
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL." Hey General do you remember a Bruce Tinneny?? Maybe an Uncle..let me know..Quite a story...

Simple said...

OK, a winter day, but still not that bad. Come on it is February9th.
I would like to see where we were this time two years ago, probably under about 2 foot of snow.. Anyway, keep on rollin and it will be Spring Training before ya know it..Shutin down and lockin up. Long day here at the Ville. The critters are gettin ready for the weekend, why? I have no idea, every day is a weekend to them..Ain't bad enough I gotta put up with that ARKIN parrot, now the GOAT is walking around like he is some big shot in Hollyweird, come to think of it that is probably where this place belongs..I could see it now Plain and Simple hit Hollyweird..Yeah they would really like our act out there.. So goodbye to the 9th and let's see what the 10th brings.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
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