Saturday, February 25, 2012
Todayyyyyy Is mmmmmm the 25th Day Of Febuary In The Year of Our Lord 2012
Well Hello guy's and girls unaccustomed as I am too Public speaking and writting blogs and Post.I would like to say Ladies and Gentleman ,hobbies and Tramps one legged animals and bowl legged ants.Here ye here ye! You can't miss this today! There is going to be a Dart tournament today at My Friends CJ&ECKS. And wait til ya here this. it will be the most exciting Dart tourenement ever , ever in the History of man kind.I mean these guys do a great job down there and you have to give them credit because there not really that Smart!!!!!Why do I say that? Hmmmmmmm well lets start out with the Dart tournament is outside today.............puts my head down and try's not to do a guy giggle and smirk. The friggin wind is blowing 50 miles and hour there will be people on Main Street getting maimed. This Baby is going to be on the 6 O'clock News. They will need ropes on these darts. This is a no Miss celerabration. get there early and dont sit down wind or in this case down Hurricane cause these darts will be travling like 357 mags.Well thats all I got for now and it's Saturday so Simple is on Remote I guess because it's Saturday why else?Him and phil the Thrill may even show up here. And I hope they do I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to that conversation about the Dart tournament( but a friggin elephant have a tough time staying on a wall or still for that matter down there today) Phil.....yo Ern what they doing?.....it's a dart tournament Phil !.........but what are they tying to the darts? and why ?........Phil you see how windy it is out and 12 people already went to the hospital, these people are my friends and their smart.............But Ern wont it be like a shot put tournament because they keep adding weight 14 and 15 just went to the Hospital...........Phil these guys know what there doing, they will figure it out...........But Look Ern this big Fat guy it throwing it two handed like it's a shot put........phil you dont think my friends dont know what there doing ?.........well Ern I would have had it maybe next week or the week after.........Phil that's why you dont own a bussiness use your head...............OUCH SHIT I"M HIT ERN GOT A DART IN MY HEAD.............wait dont pull it out yet Phil that may be the closest to the cork right now!!!!!! Ya gotta get there folks I'm leaving now to get my seat up wind!!!!!!!!
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Smoebuody fix that february for me will ya tnhasks.
Hey Plain, Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Billy says leave that Febuary alone. If we started fixing your spelling around here, the Ville would die..Uhmm Dart Tournament outdoors??? Today!!! If it were anywhere else but ECK'S I would have to say Plain is hallucinating again, but knowing how smart those guys are, I know he is serious.. I personally think my friends know what they are doing, as I heard as I heard Floyd was seen loading small bows into the Generals trunk, he had to move some 50-50 chances out of the way first.., and then he was distributing them too the many dart shooters..I could see it now. Jimmy McBride, with a little bow and a dart, pulling back the string, and letting it rip, HUMAN EYE McBride, that doesn't count..LoL..With all due respect to Davey Eck and the boys, you still can go inside before someone actually does make a HUMAN EYE..You hit the BULLS EYE with this one Plain...Would have been a good day to be up the Yunk Phil...Yeah if not it would be a bad day too be up the Yunk..Phil do you know you have, like your own language?? If I didn't have my own language I wouldn't be able to talk..Fire on Yunkers, Plain keep me posted on the casualties list..if anybody starts staggering get them the fuck out of there...Only In Manayunk Kids, Only In Manayunk!!!
SAMPLE!! SAMPLE!!! WHAT???? WHAT??? DERE IST ALL KINDS OFT LETTLE NEEDLES FLYING OVER DA VELLE, AND STICKING INT UST....What are you talkin about..Be right out....HOLY SHIT GET IN THE BUNKER!!! THEY ARE IRANIAN NUKES!!! No, Sample they don't explode they jast stick yout...HUH??? Let me see one of them. Blat pulling one out of his asshole..Blat!! this is a dart..I knowt Greeney sait dem fetters aint real...For once that parrot is right, these are plastic feathers..HMMMM, HMMMM, ECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vot ist da metter Sample....These fuckin darts came from ECKS....Art you mad at your franns Sample..Fuck no, I gotta call and tell them somebody on the red team got a BULLS EYE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well just got back from the Dart Tournament at CJ&ECK'S. I knew they would pull it off. They did wait til the snow stopped coming down. It looks like a dart tournament of Michelin men or Jabba the Huts. Their in parkas ear muffs, mittens the first game is still going and it's tied 0 to 0.You wonder why I said these guy's arent too smart. Well let me tell ya. They run their Golf tournament at the end of November. Ive seen guy's swing at the ball and they had so much cloths on they fell down and couldn't get up. Their wiffle ball tournament was the end of October there was snow and ice but only one guy went to the Hospital with a broken leg he slipped on the curb, the icy curb which was first base.But they always seem to get the job done. And I'm here to tell you if you think Cheers was funny, you need to go to CJ&ECK"S. You will laugh out loud at least 10 times a day maybe an Hour. You can't meet a better group of guy's. And let me tell ya guys the Fine young Ladies down there are Pretty , hott, Beautiful and as nice as can be.So if ya ever want a good time go down there. They even let Simple in, so you know their not too Bright.God Bless their Hearts.( Thats a saying from down South the "God Bless their Hearts" it means awwww the poor thing is so nice but not too smart. And ya heard it here first on Plain and Simple.I'll be back when I get some results.
Darts with weights flying and sirens wailing over Manayunk.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy day!
well the first reports are in the Girls won the first three games. Then it was the guys against the guys and they were dropping like ducks in a row. There were 12 broken windows 16 people darted and the Mayor sent 18 ETM Teams to help with the wounded.It's another Day in the History of CJ&ECKS that will go down in Infamy.
With those intitials ECK's has no shot of ever being normal..Ernest Charles Keebler..(R.I.P.) Dad. ECK'S carries on your tradition of attrition. Hey Phil, I don't even know why I get into this.. Yeah E.. You playin hold em? Yeah if I wasn't playin I would'nt be playin.. You gonna play E..Yeah, let me in this game.. That was six minutes ago and here I am back at the Ville.. I stink..I hate that game more than I hate that fuckin parrot.. Shoot Yunkers keep the darts flying over the Ville, and yes somebody got a bulls eye
today..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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