Thursday, February 23, 2012
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLANGGGGGGGGGGG GARUMPPPPPPPPPPP YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DE DAADD ADDEEADDADDDAAADEEDAAALALDKFJEODDFFJFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAY SAMPLE, IT IST THE NAXT ENNIVARSARY CELERY BRETION!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARK ARK!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!..HATTOOOAAA MATADAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEOW!!!! What the fuck?????? Get the fuck out of my bunker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HERE SAMPLE VE BROUGHT YOUF A VOODKA AND TEMATO JUICED!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SHOTGUN????? ARK!!ARK!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!... Where is it?? Where is my rifle?? VE HIDT ALL YOURF WAPONS SAMPLE, HAHAHAH VE KNEWT YOUF VOULD TRY AND SHOOT UST!!!!! Oh my, what did I ever do to deserve this..(a lot). Please get out, go away, this is not happening..IT IST HAPPENINK!!!!!!! BLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEMATO JUIECED ANDT VOODKA SAMPLE, IT IST ANNIVARSARY CELERY BRATION!!!!!! TOOOTTT TOOOTTTOTTOTOT!!!! Shaking right now like a dog shittin razor blades....Give me that drink!!!! HERE SAMPLE GAT UPT!!!!! I'm up you Slovakian Fuck...Give me another one of them drinks....Jump out of the rack, flappin my arms and twirlin around like Plain, underwear fall down...Sammy jumps on my leg and tries to bite me on the nuts!!!!!!!!! WHOA, let's get too it guys....We are marchin and, struttin and streamers are flying...Hey who is that guy over by the hooch?? VE STOLE DICK DA VICK CLERK FROM MADAME TWOSAUDS!!!!!! HE DID NET VONT TO COME BUTT VE GOT HEM!!!!!!! ARK ARK LIGHT HIS WICK!! LIGHT HIS WICK!!! Give me another drink, I'll light him up....Hey Slat, nice hat my man..TANK YOU SAMPLE, VANT ANODDER DRANK!!! ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY!!!!!! DADADDEEDDDDAAADAA....HA AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT SAMPLE DOINT THE MAMMERS STRAT IN HIS SCAVVIES!!!! AHHAHAHAH NAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATOONA MATADA SAMPLE "UP ON MY TOES, UP ON MY TOES, WHEN THIS OLD WORLD STARTS GETTING ME DOWN AND PARROTS ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE, I TAKE A SIP OF BILLYS VODKA AND EAT A PIECE OF ANNIVERSARY CAKE!!!!!!!!! Meere meerley dancing and singing to Up On The Roof.!!! Oh this is great, because I was remote and we just talked about the anniversary, then it was the beginning of Lent.. Well now it is party time at the Ville...UHH what time did you critters start partying?? FOURT DAYS AGO SAMPLE, BUT VE VAITED FOR YOUF FOR DIS VON...but guys I have to work today!! I will be back are you going to keep partying?? VAAT DA FOOK DO YOU TINK SAMPLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! AIN'T NO STEPPIN UST NOWT... OK, gotta calm down, get these assholes out of my bunker and somehow free Dick the Wick....then I gotta get the truck loaded do a run and and, I can't think right, right now...There are balloons and noise makers and man, Dick Clark sittin in a chair lookin really scared...Hey Dick!! What, What, What, is this place???????!!!! It is a Ville in the Pine Barrens... Where, Where?? What part of the world, those guys are Slovakian, and a parrot was just ARKIN that I was a wick, that I was a wick... I know Dick that is my fault, I call you Dick the Wick, because you look like wax...Listen dude just keep quite and when I leave I will take you with me in the back of the truck....BACK OF A TRUCK..WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME?? Hey Dick anywhere better than here?? Yes, but they told me you are a Simpleton...That I am my man, that I am...you have another option.. What is my other option??? I can call Plain!!!!!! HEY GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE DRINKS!!!!! HOLD IT PHIL.,,,, THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO, BECAUSE IF YA AIN'T HOLDIN IT , YOU CAN'T DRINK IT...YOU DON'T DRINK PHILL!!! OH YEAH, IF YOU DON'T HOLD IT YOU CAN'T DRINK!!!!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WEEK!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE STYLE....GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE...Hey Dick, this is PHIL THE THRILL FROM CHERRY HILL.......Is that a singing group?? No, it's just him,Sing one for him PHIL!!!!!......DAAA ADDEEEEADDDDAA HONKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! YAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOF!!!!!! back to work I think.....HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HEY E!!! HEY E!!! Hey Phil, this is the Ville, you gotta call me Simple..Why?? Because I am Simple!! I know that, but...Please don't start this Phil.. What do you want?? You gotta get up off the ground we gotta go to work!! Do I have too?? I want to stay with the critters, we are having wrestling matches today and I drew Greeny...He will kick your ass!!! What??? How is that fuckin parrot gonna kick my ass?? Remember E, errr Simple, he can fly and shit all over you, and you know what parrot shit can do to you, once he shits on you enough, you are going down, they he will shit some more, you know they can keep shitting, then he will come in with his beak, I saw him sharpening it and his talons after you drew him, and start pecking and clawing at your nuts..Listen E, errrr Simple because if you don't listen you can't hear.. Oh, you can't hear anyway.., but all the critters bet on Greeney, even Dick The Wick..Hey Phil help me up,,let's get the fuck out of here..What about The Wick.. Fuck him, let him fight that dastardly parrot, he ain't shittin on me and eatin my nuts.. Where is Plain when I need him..better yet WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!! Hey General you don't even wish us Happy Anniversary, you got me into this mess, and you go and hide in the officers quarters. I am going to get the guys and critters together and bring you up on AWOL charges.. Go ahead and laugh Joe, I know that is what you are doing, but you will pay, some way Me and Plain will get you....uhhhhh ummm right Plain??? Plain?? Plain?? WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN.. Come on Phil I'm outta here....pullin away now PHEW!!! ARK!! ARK!! Can't wait to shit on Simple, Can't wait to shit on Simple..ARK!! ARK!! can't wait to rip his nuts off, can't wait to rip his nuts off...Listen to that son-of-a-bitch Phil.. Ride by him....HEY GREENY!!! look at that Green head all twisted around..OVER HERE!! ARK!! can't wa....shut the fuck up you plumed crow!! I'm outta here you gotta shit on the wick...ARK!! ARK!! NEW GAME AT THE VILLE, NEW GAME AT THE VILLE..ARK!! ARK!! SHIT ON THE WICK SHIT ON THE WICK...... Floor it Phil........................
Dick Clark frigging Dick the wick,he's been doing the New Years Eve Bash up in times Square for over 38 years!!!!! They say he never gets older looking. Buttttttttttt it's a lil known fact that This Dick has been Dead since 1982, People claim he has a secret fountain of youth.........but let me tell ya, when this Dick is strocked at Midnight he arises like he Had 4 Viagra. This Big Dick is like a weekend at Berrnies( Or Ernies) he never fails to stop coming every New Years.About 12 hours before his Ball drops he's in the same Tux he had on since 1982,So lets give Dick a Hand and thank him for coming to the ville and maybe just maybe he will come again.
I think we need Ponce De Leon to come and live at the Ville.....I met with him in Pensacola...He came to me in a vision at the Acey Duecy Club........I recoverd some Sand Dollars where he told me to dig and he said that was the secret to long life,....I think he is still looking for the Fountain of Youth but we here at the Ville have already found it when we wake up every morning, with or with out critters.............
Another vision was the Republicans are trying to ban smoking in the beaches and Golf Courses but O'Bama will have nothing to do with it. He is a smoker and will veto that O'Bill......
well they voted for Obuma because they wanted Hope and change Jimbo,now they have to vote him out to prove they aren't Total fucking Idiots.
Sneak back into the Ville. Dick The Wick is passed out and his tuxedo is full of parrot shit, and the zipper is ripped off. Greeny fucked up the Wick....That tuxedo is from 1982 I think he is dead and doesn't know it..
Rack Time.
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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