It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off, Hey is it really Monday, seems like Sunday. Too much Vodka yesterday, I must have been celebrating something..I am remote, so I haven't been out to the Ville, but I know the critters know that they know that it is or was a big day for Plain and Simple..I celebrated enough for me and Plain and the rest of you guys..I could sit here and pour coffee on my nuts and I don't think I would feel it..I got a lot of wonderfu, and profound musings to muse about just can't do them right now, as it has taken me about a half hour to write this bullshit..Why does anybody read this shit, and why does anybody write it..It fuckin amazes me..Nah, we all like to laugh.. What the fuck I am 65 years old, I have been laughing my whole life.. I ain't stoppin now.. Yes I am.....
4 comments:
You know somethings really fry my nuts, but this Plain guy along with his friend Floyd, calls me up and says, hey why don't you get to the Ville and do a post or something so I can do my musings..Oh Yeah, ok Plain, I will fly right out to The Pine Barrens, so you can go riding through here on your trike, and dance and sing, you you you are incorigable man...
Who the fuck was that guy calling my brother Plain incorigable.. He probably doesn't even know what it means..
Hey I just realized it is Monday, and I ain't workin..Yo Phil, where have I been, and I don't want to know what I have been doing..Never mind it is a Holiday..Phil looks at me, I can see he is a little befuddled..He says Valentines Day is over..I'm like, I know Valentines Day is over. I did't say anything about Valentines Day. I said today was a Holiday..You sure? Yeah man, I'm sure, it is Presidents Day..President Who? President Washington and Lincoln it is their Birthdays..We didn't work because of that? Yeah man, (starting to feel the blood pressure rising). That is a fucking lame excuse for not working. Well let me ask you a question Phil. Why do you think we didn't go to work today? That's easy. because you had another VodkaDay yesterday..Hey Phil do me a favor. Sure what do ya need E? (blood pressure falling), a kind word..Happy Presidents Day Simple!! Yikes, The shit I gotta put up with around here..Later.. Yo Plain now where are ya??
Holds out my hands with chin dropped it's presidents Day ?I always got in trouble in school around president's day they always had test about them and didn't like my answers. Sister Mary Hitler ask me Do you know what Lincolns getteysburg adress is...... I said I thought he lived in Washington D.C. ........smack Then she ask why wouldn't president Washington lie......... I shruged and said because he couldn't sleep..........smack
Post a Comment