Saturday, March 31, 2012
"Today Is The 31st Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012.
It Is Now Post Time
We're Off.....Hey if you guys get a chance today check out Union Rags in the Florida Derby..Same Philly connections as Afleet Alex...and Smarty Jones...This horse looks really tough..Yeah March Madness is winding down and Horse Racing is coming on.. great time of year. Holy Week this week..unbelievable it is Easter already, wasn't it just Christmas.OK my main man Plain...Lois ills, Ohio State... uhmm brain freeze, into some piña coladas..oh boy this town and it's people are a treasure.. Bring it on Plain..gotta pick me up Plain...
Friday, March 30, 2012
"Today Is The 30th And Last Vodkaday Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.... If anyone wants to see the answer too why they call the Double Tree Suites, the Double Tree Suites, go back to yesterday, you can actually do that here, and see the answer (not Iverson), Plain's answer..He hit that baby right on the proverbial head..Sure he did.. I have no idea if he is right or wrong, but then again, that is what makes this fun.. We had a lot of visitors yesterday, and as you all know, all of my musings on little known facts are taken from the archives in my medulla oblongata, and are true and original..As far as Plain goes, which is pretty fuckin far, I think he makes some of his musings up, as he goes along..Don't tell him I said that...OH!! CHIT!! he will see it here at the Ville, sorry Plain, (not really), but some of your profound observations are outer space My Main Man...
On too March or what is left of it, did this baby March on by or what?? You look at March, coming in like a Lion and going out like a Lamb and you say, it really is a nothing month.. BULLSHIT!! You got Lent continuing on, you usually have a pretty good blast of winter, March Madness is in all its glory, Spring Training Trip, The Ides of March and Julius going down for the count, St. Patricks Day, The Feast Day Of St. Joseph, that is a lot of material for one Miss March too handle...and it is moving on, two more days and we will be into April.. I know time can't fly but if it could it would...LOOK AT THIS BLAT JUST THREW MY CLOCK ACROSS THE DIRT ROAD, YELLING TIME CAN SO FLY!!! Phew The Shit I gotta put up with around here...OK got a prediction...Final Four..Let's see, the battle of Kentucky will be won by Kentucky...I loved the movie The Last Of The Mohicans, when the English officer having been saved by Hawkeye and his Father and Brother, says...Hey scout, how is it that there is a war going on and you are going to Kentucky...He spins around (Daniel Day Lewis), and says, "Number one I ain't your scout, and I ain't in your war, as far as Kan-tuck-e, you travel north for 5 miles and make an abrupt turn west...any more questions?? If you never saw it, see it, it is one great movie and one great book...Next up we have Ohio State and Kansas..I'm a little shaky on this one, but I am going with Ohio State... OK to all you bettors out there.. I just gave you the two winners..Louisville and Kansas..LOL...
Hey that story last night about Hiednik was true, he did dump that girls body out here 25 years ago.. Sick fuck man....
What else??..Hope to see all my friends and brothers today, as my puter once again is getting sick.. No laughin matter Plain...Talk too you guys later.. If you have anything to say about March, Madness, St. Patrick. Anything bring it on in...Me I got some work to do and then outta here......Enjoy Vodkaday in whatever way you choose.....
We're Off.... If anyone wants to see the answer too why they call the Double Tree Suites, the Double Tree Suites, go back to yesterday, you can actually do that here, and see the answer (not Iverson), Plain's answer..He hit that baby right on the proverbial head..Sure he did.. I have no idea if he is right or wrong, but then again, that is what makes this fun.. We had a lot of visitors yesterday, and as you all know, all of my musings on little known facts are taken from the archives in my medulla oblongata, and are true and original..As far as Plain goes, which is pretty fuckin far, I think he makes some of his musings up, as he goes along..Don't tell him I said that...OH!! CHIT!! he will see it here at the Ville, sorry Plain, (not really), but some of your profound observations are outer space My Main Man...
On too March or what is left of it, did this baby March on by or what?? You look at March, coming in like a Lion and going out like a Lamb and you say, it really is a nothing month.. BULLSHIT!! You got Lent continuing on, you usually have a pretty good blast of winter, March Madness is in all its glory, Spring Training Trip, The Ides of March and Julius going down for the count, St. Patricks Day, The Feast Day Of St. Joseph, that is a lot of material for one Miss March too handle...and it is moving on, two more days and we will be into April.. I know time can't fly but if it could it would...LOOK AT THIS BLAT JUST THREW MY CLOCK ACROSS THE DIRT ROAD, YELLING TIME CAN SO FLY!!! Phew The Shit I gotta put up with around here...OK got a prediction...Final Four..Let's see, the battle of Kentucky will be won by Kentucky...I loved the movie The Last Of The Mohicans, when the English officer having been saved by Hawkeye and his Father and Brother, says...Hey scout, how is it that there is a war going on and you are going to Kentucky...He spins around (Daniel Day Lewis), and says, "Number one I ain't your scout, and I ain't in your war, as far as Kan-tuck-e, you travel north for 5 miles and make an abrupt turn west...any more questions?? If you never saw it, see it, it is one great movie and one great book...Next up we have Ohio State and Kansas..I'm a little shaky on this one, but I am going with Ohio State... OK to all you bettors out there.. I just gave you the two winners..Louisville and Kansas..LOL...
Hey that story last night about Hiednik was true, he did dump that girls body out here 25 years ago.. Sick fuck man....
What else??..Hope to see all my friends and brothers today, as my puter once again is getting sick.. No laughin matter Plain...Talk too you guys later.. If you have anything to say about March, Madness, St. Patrick. Anything bring it on in...Me I got some work to do and then outta here......Enjoy Vodkaday in whatever way you choose.....
Thursday, March 29, 2012
"Today Is The 29th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..About time it is now post time..Go away for a couple of days and the place gets all spic and span.. Well, the critters are in for a big surprise, as I loaded up the truck with Vodka and Beer and party hats and those things you put in your mouth and blow on and a tongue like appendage shoots out and hits the other guy in the face.. Gosh!!! I love those things.. I have annoyed more people with that apparatus than any other ever invented.. The critters were stirring earlier, but I know they really are racked out, Plain and McParty, beat them up pretty good..I also dropped off some good wholesome nuts and berries and cereals, you know Plain, they do have to be fed...Anyway, I am back on the road again today, and I know when I get back they will be a hootin and a hollerin and a wreckin the Ville.. YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little Spring Training Lore...Party at Frankie and Cathy Marchiano's, great people.. never ever forgot where they came from.. Party was terrific, but I never saw a party where the 20 and 30 year olds stood on the top deck and watched the 50 and 60 year olds party on....One of the highlights was me and Dave dancin the tango..That was unique..Floyd and Phillys took the jitterbug trophy as usual..and we all did our rendition of Christmas in Clearwater with Ernie Clause.....Yeah, we make the most of our opportunities. You never know when we may not be invited back...In all honesty the trip was great for a lot of reasons, just being with my Friends, and Brothers, seeing all the people we saw..., a great party, lots of laughs as usual..Spending some quality time with Streebs..marching like I was back in the Corps, the whole trip was great...Oh yeah, there were some Phillies games, you believe that shit???LOL!!! Me and Dave went to Vegas one time and we had to land in Pittsburgh to pick up some fellow gamblers, me and him, had already been into the Vodka, when this fuckin plane hit the ground and bounced about a mile...no exaggeration...Well when we landed in Philly the other day, this Plain hit the ground and I thought the wheels were coming through the floor.. SHOCK ABSORBERS!! I saw people jump like somebody put a hot poker up their ass..
OK today, let's talk about some doubles, let's talk about some doubles..you know like double down, or he hit a double, or I had to take a double take...or I was seeing double...You know double trouble....come on in I didn't use them all...have a good time, great too be back and I will talk to you later...Come on in and don't trip over any critters.....
We're Off..About time it is now post time..Go away for a couple of days and the place gets all spic and span.. Well, the critters are in for a big surprise, as I loaded up the truck with Vodka and Beer and party hats and those things you put in your mouth and blow on and a tongue like appendage shoots out and hits the other guy in the face.. Gosh!!! I love those things.. I have annoyed more people with that apparatus than any other ever invented.. The critters were stirring earlier, but I know they really are racked out, Plain and McParty, beat them up pretty good..I also dropped off some good wholesome nuts and berries and cereals, you know Plain, they do have to be fed...Anyway, I am back on the road again today, and I know when I get back they will be a hootin and a hollerin and a wreckin the Ville.. YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little Spring Training Lore...Party at Frankie and Cathy Marchiano's, great people.. never ever forgot where they came from.. Party was terrific, but I never saw a party where the 20 and 30 year olds stood on the top deck and watched the 50 and 60 year olds party on....One of the highlights was me and Dave dancin the tango..That was unique..Floyd and Phillys took the jitterbug trophy as usual..and we all did our rendition of Christmas in Clearwater with Ernie Clause.....Yeah, we make the most of our opportunities. You never know when we may not be invited back...In all honesty the trip was great for a lot of reasons, just being with my Friends, and Brothers, seeing all the people we saw..., a great party, lots of laughs as usual..Spending some quality time with Streebs..marching like I was back in the Corps, the whole trip was great...Oh yeah, there were some Phillies games, you believe that shit???LOL!!! Me and Dave went to Vegas one time and we had to land in Pittsburgh to pick up some fellow gamblers, me and him, had already been into the Vodka, when this fuckin plane hit the ground and bounced about a mile...no exaggeration...Well when we landed in Philly the other day, this Plain hit the ground and I thought the wheels were coming through the floor.. SHOCK ABSORBERS!! I saw people jump like somebody put a hot poker up their ass..
OK today, let's talk about some doubles, let's talk about some doubles..you know like double down, or he hit a double, or I had to take a double take...or I was seeing double...You know double trouble....come on in I didn't use them all...have a good time, great too be back and I will talk to you later...Come on in and don't trip over any critters.....
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
"Today Is The 27th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. We got a ticket to riiiiideeee, we got a ticket to riiiihhidd, we gotta ticket to ride... I think, we do.. Of course, I don't see anybody, and they told me we were going to Lennys for breakfast, maybe that was yesterday.. UH-OH,, take over Plain and Mcwhoever, I gotta get outta this place.....
We're Off. We got a ticket to riiiiideeee, we got a ticket to riiiihhidd, we gotta ticket to ride... I think, we do.. Of course, I don't see anybody, and they told me we were going to Lennys for breakfast, maybe that was yesterday.. UH-OH,, take over Plain and Mcwhoever, I gotta get outta this place.....
Monday, March 26, 2012
TODAY IS MONDAY, MARCH 26th, 2012 A.D.
Well the Ville and the Bunker are all cleaned up and ready for Simples return. I am sure he will find it acceptable. A good time was had by all......No a great time was had by all.......It was a great Fund Raiser for PETA........Even baking some cookies for our friends.......Choc. Chip.....
Sunday, March 25, 2012
TODAY IS SUNDAY, THE 25th DAY OF MARCH, 2012 A.D. SIMPLELESS
This morning I asked who was in Simple Withdrawl, and nary an answer. Of course no one could lift a hand or head to respond, except Sammy wanted to know when Simple was coming back and after a smack in the back of the head from Billy, he shut up. So consensus is nobody is missing the Simple One....
There is going to be some cleanup, I hope...
We also had some target practice for those of the Pinies who enjoy Duck Hunting...that went well....
Plain won the Dart Contest with his keen eye....
I just hope we can have the place back to normal, whatever the fuck that is down here, by Monday......Febreeze should do it..about 5 cases......
Hope all is going well with the Spring Breakers......Plain and I will maintain our diligence over the VilleStock until you get home or get hit by a Semi, whichever comes first.
Still some festivities left for today...God only knows what.........Trike races maybe......
The Day Care we offered was a big hit witht eh parents. Mere was in charge of that..
Hope all is going well with the Spring Breakers......Plain and I will maintain our diligence over the VilleStock until you get home or get hit by a Semi, whichever comes first.
Still some festivities left for today...God only knows what.........Trike races maybe......
Saturday, March 24, 2012
TODAY IS SATURDAY, MARCH 24th, 2012 A.D.
We had the Pretzel Man selling his mustard laden dough balls.
Tonight should be something off the charts. Just follow the road less traveled to a place of no return............Have fun and BBL.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Today is the 23rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Well there must be a million People down here in the Pine Barrens McParty really knows how to throw a Gig. I see him over there With the Boss Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel. They prolly wanna sing but there going to have to wait til the Guy's from the Nut Shop and Taylors get done Preforming and the Guy's from Ridge and Levering will be here . And I here Harry Shmidt and Dave Benis are looking to put a group together from down Joel Cook.I see people selling water for 6 dollars a bottle Damn almost as much as Gas.And the T shirt 's are selling out as fast as they come in. It's got a picture of Meer whith his smokey the Bear hat on , and all different sayings on them.The one I like the best is the question do you know Emerson? Greeny is wearing that one and when chicks walk up to him and say who Is Emerson, he Arks back Emerson nice Tits.Shakes my head.This Place is really jumping I'll be back with an update.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
"Today Is The 22nd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Flight Time."
We're Off...Well not yet, something like 1 O'clock, they never tell me the right time anyway...and I think we are leaving today..I sure hope Phil The Thrill, doesn't get pulled over for throwing a fingernail out the window..Talked too one of our faithful visistors last night, my GodDaughter Mingy, (It is an honor that her Mom and Dad (R.I.P.) Don, thought enough of me to ask me to be her GodFather, and she is a blessing, loves to break my stones about Christmas presents..) and she thought the Phillitter story was fictional..Yeah, I could see that.., in fact I could see people thinking Phil The Thrill is fictional, but no way he exists, and WOW! does he exist...6AM RINGA, RINGA, RINGA..Hulloooo...YOU UP E??? Hulllooo.. YO ERN YOU UP!!! Who is this, and what time is it?? IT'S PHIL AND IT IS 6 BELLS, YOU GOTTA GET READY FOR SPRING TRAINING....click...RINGA, RINGA, RINGA, RINGA.....I'M UP!! Flight is at 1 or 2 or somewhere around there, and here I am stumbling around the Ville at 6 Bells..OK, schedule, get on PLAIN, now that is fun..No, in all seriousness, yeah right, after boarding, get into last class, yep the last three seats in the back of the PLAIN. This is where the stewardesses operate their operation..Me, Floyd and Dave will whack them up a few bucks, and get started having some Bloody Mary's....Wait a minute, that is when we leave at 6 AM..We will already have had some Bloody Mary's by 1 or 2 or 3 or whatever time we take off..I don't really care about these matters, just get there safe with family and friends and I am a happy man...LET'S GO E!!! Phil I gotta little work to do, and I don't think I have too be at the airport 6 or 7 hours in advance.. You know what those drinks cost in an airport bar? One time our PLAIN got delayed for two hours and cost us 300.00 dollars, of course there were 3 of us..LOL!! Time to get some work done..I will try and find a puter somewhere over the weekend and say hello..HELLO PLAIN!! HELLO McWHOEVERYOUARE!! Watch the game we will be in the picnic area, well most of us will be in the picnic area..I have too go spread my warmth..That should make any multitude of people sick....SEE YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're Off...Well not yet, something like 1 O'clock, they never tell me the right time anyway...and I think we are leaving today..I sure hope Phil The Thrill, doesn't get pulled over for throwing a fingernail out the window..Talked too one of our faithful visistors last night, my GodDaughter Mingy, (It is an honor that her Mom and Dad (R.I.P.) Don, thought enough of me to ask me to be her GodFather, and she is a blessing, loves to break my stones about Christmas presents..) and she thought the Phillitter story was fictional..Yeah, I could see that.., in fact I could see people thinking Phil The Thrill is fictional, but no way he exists, and WOW! does he exist...6AM RINGA, RINGA, RINGA..Hulloooo...YOU UP E??? Hulllooo.. YO ERN YOU UP!!! Who is this, and what time is it?? IT'S PHIL AND IT IS 6 BELLS, YOU GOTTA GET READY FOR SPRING TRAINING....click...RINGA, RINGA, RINGA, RINGA.....I'M UP!! Flight is at 1 or 2 or somewhere around there, and here I am stumbling around the Ville at 6 Bells..OK, schedule, get on PLAIN, now that is fun..No, in all seriousness, yeah right, after boarding, get into last class, yep the last three seats in the back of the PLAIN. This is where the stewardesses operate their operation..Me, Floyd and Dave will whack them up a few bucks, and get started having some Bloody Mary's....Wait a minute, that is when we leave at 6 AM..We will already have had some Bloody Mary's by 1 or 2 or 3 or whatever time we take off..I don't really care about these matters, just get there safe with family and friends and I am a happy man...LET'S GO E!!! Phil I gotta little work to do, and I don't think I have too be at the airport 6 or 7 hours in advance.. You know what those drinks cost in an airport bar? One time our PLAIN got delayed for two hours and cost us 300.00 dollars, of course there were 3 of us..LOL!! Time to get some work done..I will try and find a puter somewhere over the weekend and say hello..HELLO PLAIN!! HELLO McWHOEVERYOUARE!! Watch the game we will be in the picnic area, well most of us will be in the picnic area..I have too go spread my warmth..That should make any multitude of people sick....SEE YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
"Today Is The 21st Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Spring Training Eve, and the Phillie faithful are in a panic..Michael Martinez went down..That's it cancel the season, cancel the playoffs, cancel anything good that the Phillies were going to accomplish this year..You know, a few years back the Phils had Jim Thome at first base, and decided to give their young slugger Ryan Howard a shot.., everybody was a lot apprehensive about that.. They had Placido Polanco playing second base, an all star and career 300 hitter, and decided too trade him and let a guy named Utley have a shot at the position.. they had Aaron Rowand in center field, he who smashed his face into the fence making a play in the outfield, kept a rule five player by the name of Victorino, and had too put him in center..Injuries and turnover of players are part of the game..I hate too see these guys hurt as much as anyone, but like I said they have too play the season, somebody has too step up, maybe it will be Mayberry, maybe, maybe, Dominic Brown, maybe Howard will come back early...I saw him in the beginning of spring training, taking ground balls and laughing, he looked pretty good.. The only thing that was a little off kilter was the fact that he was only wearing sneakers, no socks, no bandage, uhhhhh!! why would someone with an open wound be playing in the dirt infield with no bandage covering said wound.. I thought about that then, and I think about it now..For all these high priced trainers and medical specialists, you would at least think they would tell him, or he would have enough sense to cover his open wound..Makes sense to this Simpleton.. Then lo and behold the next thing I hear, he has an infection.. NO!! SHIT!! how about that?? probably shoulda wore a bandage..Unfuckinbelievable...Sooo,, tomorrow take off and see how the three players the Phillies have left are doing..I kinda think, they will be ok, everybody has injuries, and Good Lord knows the Phillies have had their share, but somehow they have been in the playoffs for five straight years, and they will be there again...Have a good time here today at the Ville, me I gotta get some work done. See if I have any clean clothes..Let's see this sock is gray not white, cleats are clean and shined, new look Phillies hat, now where is that second baseman's glove..Oh wandered off there for a bit, sorry about that. Is that my bat, and ball.. Where the hell are my hittin gloves, oh yeah, we never had any of them, how about my shin guard, oh we never had them either.. How the hell did we play ball for 12 hours a day, without all that equipment, and actually survive too do a little wire ball before it really got dark.. remember that ball it would look like an aspirin coming out of the clouds, and oh yeah it might hit some wires on the way down and oh yeah sometimes you caught it one handed on cobblestones...I digress..Spring Training Looms. Hey if you feel like it bring some of those old time ball games we used to play as kids, man those were the days my friends, we thought they'd never end....
We're Off..Spring Training Eve, and the Phillie faithful are in a panic..Michael Martinez went down..That's it cancel the season, cancel the playoffs, cancel anything good that the Phillies were going to accomplish this year..You know, a few years back the Phils had Jim Thome at first base, and decided to give their young slugger Ryan Howard a shot.., everybody was a lot apprehensive about that.. They had Placido Polanco playing second base, an all star and career 300 hitter, and decided too trade him and let a guy named Utley have a shot at the position.. they had Aaron Rowand in center field, he who smashed his face into the fence making a play in the outfield, kept a rule five player by the name of Victorino, and had too put him in center..Injuries and turnover of players are part of the game..I hate too see these guys hurt as much as anyone, but like I said they have too play the season, somebody has too step up, maybe it will be Mayberry, maybe, maybe, Dominic Brown, maybe Howard will come back early...I saw him in the beginning of spring training, taking ground balls and laughing, he looked pretty good.. The only thing that was a little off kilter was the fact that he was only wearing sneakers, no socks, no bandage, uhhhhh!! why would someone with an open wound be playing in the dirt infield with no bandage covering said wound.. I thought about that then, and I think about it now..For all these high priced trainers and medical specialists, you would at least think they would tell him, or he would have enough sense to cover his open wound..Makes sense to this Simpleton.. Then lo and behold the next thing I hear, he has an infection.. NO!! SHIT!! how about that?? probably shoulda wore a bandage..Unfuckinbelievable...Sooo,, tomorrow take off and see how the three players the Phillies have left are doing..I kinda think, they will be ok, everybody has injuries, and Good Lord knows the Phillies have had their share, but somehow they have been in the playoffs for five straight years, and they will be there again...Have a good time here today at the Ville, me I gotta get some work done. See if I have any clean clothes..Let's see this sock is gray not white, cleats are clean and shined, new look Phillies hat, now where is that second baseman's glove..Oh wandered off there for a bit, sorry about that. Is that my bat, and ball.. Where the hell are my hittin gloves, oh yeah, we never had any of them, how about my shin guard, oh we never had them either.. How the hell did we play ball for 12 hours a day, without all that equipment, and actually survive too do a little wire ball before it really got dark.. remember that ball it would look like an aspirin coming out of the clouds, and oh yeah it might hit some wires on the way down and oh yeah sometimes you caught it one handed on cobblestones...I digress..Spring Training Looms. Hey if you feel like it bring some of those old time ball games we used to play as kids, man those were the days my friends, we thought they'd never end....
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
"Today Is The 20th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. Well almost, couple more days..Ladies and Gentlemen, Spring has Sprung, that's correct Spring Sprung officially at 1AM this morning.., Did anybody notice?? It could have been February 20th or even January 20th or December or November 20th..The only time Spring left was too let summer in...Old Man Winter, he just kept rolling along, nobody gave him any respect this year..It was 78' in Chi Town yesterday..Global warming anyone..Don't know about that, but I do know I never had too scrape ice off of my windshield all winter..or non winter.. I gotta admit, I have been around for quite a few of these icy and snowy months, and I really thought we would see some sorta storm, before it was over, but it don't look that way, unless of course we get whacked with a snow storm in Florida..I think it was colder there yesterday than in Philly..Crazy man.. I never remember a winter without at least one big snowstorm...and many a morning scraping that ice off of the windshield..Did I miss it?? Fuck No.. it can stay away from now until I take that dirt nap, which by the looks of me after that last weekend ain't far off..Just think tomorrow night, I will be running around the bunker looking for clothes to throw in the duffel bag..most of the other travelers will be packed and sleeping peacefully, not the Simple one, I will be trying to match up white socks, hmm this one has a gray heel, this one don't, blacks socks just throw them in, underwear, couple pair of tighty whities few clean colored ones four shirts a pair of jeans, and my shaving gear.. Let's not forget a Marine Corps Hat, oh yeah, I gotta buy a new one of them at the American Legion..Meere stole one of mine and another is wrecked.. Time for a new hat and that will be my gift too myself..Also, a friend asked me to get an autographed ball,. can you see me asking one of those ball players for his autograph?? Now, that is a tough assignment..I guess I will try, this is for a good friend...naturally a younger person.. I honestly was never big on that autograph thing. I used too tell them I had a more famous name than them.. Then when I would tell them my name they wouldn't believe me.. OK, gotta get some work done...be back too see what is happening...Is there anybody out there past, or present whose autograph you have or would like too have. Bring it on in...
We're Off.. Well almost, couple more days..Ladies and Gentlemen, Spring has Sprung, that's correct Spring Sprung officially at 1AM this morning.., Did anybody notice?? It could have been February 20th or even January 20th or December or November 20th..The only time Spring left was too let summer in...Old Man Winter, he just kept rolling along, nobody gave him any respect this year..It was 78' in Chi Town yesterday..Global warming anyone..Don't know about that, but I do know I never had too scrape ice off of my windshield all winter..or non winter.. I gotta admit, I have been around for quite a few of these icy and snowy months, and I really thought we would see some sorta storm, before it was over, but it don't look that way, unless of course we get whacked with a snow storm in Florida..I think it was colder there yesterday than in Philly..Crazy man.. I never remember a winter without at least one big snowstorm...and many a morning scraping that ice off of the windshield..Did I miss it?? Fuck No.. it can stay away from now until I take that dirt nap, which by the looks of me after that last weekend ain't far off..Just think tomorrow night, I will be running around the bunker looking for clothes to throw in the duffel bag..most of the other travelers will be packed and sleeping peacefully, not the Simple one, I will be trying to match up white socks, hmm this one has a gray heel, this one don't, blacks socks just throw them in, underwear, couple pair of tighty whities few clean colored ones four shirts a pair of jeans, and my shaving gear.. Let's not forget a Marine Corps Hat, oh yeah, I gotta buy a new one of them at the American Legion..Meere stole one of mine and another is wrecked.. Time for a new hat and that will be my gift too myself..Also, a friend asked me to get an autographed ball,. can you see me asking one of those ball players for his autograph?? Now, that is a tough assignment..I guess I will try, this is for a good friend...naturally a younger person.. I honestly was never big on that autograph thing. I used too tell them I had a more famous name than them.. Then when I would tell them my name they wouldn't believe me.. OK, gotta get some work done...be back too see what is happening...Is there anybody out there past, or present whose autograph you have or would like too have. Bring it on in...
Monday, March 19, 2012
"Today Is The 19th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..How about this a miracle, my puter is well again..Man, I was worried about this puter, it got sick Thursday last week..It usually waits till Friday..Glad too see it is alive and kicken..Came rumbling into the Ville sometime last night..I saw Blat hittin Slat with a shelaileigh, and yelling Hoppy Sant Putricks Day..The critters were all dyed green, you ever see a green goat, after being in the Yunk for four days..I have, and it just wasn't last nite..Just for the hell of it they died the parrot orange and were beating the feathers outta him...I liked that.. I joined them until Blat started swinging the Shelaileigh at me, then I split too the bunker..These critters def. know how to have a good time.., but they never want it too end..Hmmm sounds familiar...The best was Meere, his fur was entirely green, and that was ok, but you ever see a Meere Kat with green eyeballs..WOW!! that is quite a sight...I was ready too say glad to be back, but you know I never say that...Onto Madness, it is a sports venue that is appropriatly named..It sure is Madness..I honestly believe Syracuse should have been beaten, they lucked out..How many brackets would that have blown...Don't like Syracuse, not now not ever. Don't like their coach and don't like their program..Now that Duke bit it, anybody but Syracuse..I do not want too see them win this Tournament, besides them I would like to see North Carolina go down, that would add too the Madness. North Carolina looks formidable, we shall see, get too watch some games in Florida, as this week Spring Training will be entertaining the Yunk, they love that in North Central Florida..how could you not..
As Miss March Marches, through the madness, and baseball draws closer, it is refreshing too see how sports is a glue for freindship and good old fashioned camaraderie..sports has an amazing effect on our relationship to our fellow sports enthusiast..It is a good thing, sports helps young men and women to form bonds that sometimes can last a life time.. To some people those glory days never leave them..Personally, I love sports, although I must say not as much as in the past years..Still a lot of fun, talking with the guys about teams and players and who bet what where.., but in the end I do have more fun with horse racing than any other sport..Of course, you have March Madness and College Basketball ends.. You have the Super Bowl and Pro Football ends...You have, Horse Racing almost 24/7, 365 days a year, and if you like 27 horses running the wrong way (Austrailia), you can bet it around the clock.. Sure has come a long way from hey Dad, we gotta get over the garden by one to get the daily double in...Daily Double, I don't know anybody that bets that anymore...Oh well, enjoy the madness, those of us that are going to Spring Training, I know we will enjoy that, and then get ready for the best..The Triple Crown of Horse Racing...Remember this name Union Rags..He is a monster....Hey bring any madness you like today, as everyday...enjoy you Monday, it only lasts 24 hours...later...
We're Off..How about this a miracle, my puter is well again..Man, I was worried about this puter, it got sick Thursday last week..It usually waits till Friday..Glad too see it is alive and kicken..Came rumbling into the Ville sometime last night..I saw Blat hittin Slat with a shelaileigh, and yelling Hoppy Sant Putricks Day..The critters were all dyed green, you ever see a green goat, after being in the Yunk for four days..I have, and it just wasn't last nite..Just for the hell of it they died the parrot orange and were beating the feathers outta him...I liked that.. I joined them until Blat started swinging the Shelaileigh at me, then I split too the bunker..These critters def. know how to have a good time.., but they never want it too end..Hmmm sounds familiar...The best was Meere, his fur was entirely green, and that was ok, but you ever see a Meere Kat with green eyeballs..WOW!! that is quite a sight...I was ready too say glad to be back, but you know I never say that...Onto Madness, it is a sports venue that is appropriatly named..It sure is Madness..I honestly believe Syracuse should have been beaten, they lucked out..How many brackets would that have blown...Don't like Syracuse, not now not ever. Don't like their coach and don't like their program..Now that Duke bit it, anybody but Syracuse..I do not want too see them win this Tournament, besides them I would like to see North Carolina go down, that would add too the Madness. North Carolina looks formidable, we shall see, get too watch some games in Florida, as this week Spring Training will be entertaining the Yunk, they love that in North Central Florida..how could you not..
As Miss March Marches, through the madness, and baseball draws closer, it is refreshing too see how sports is a glue for freindship and good old fashioned camaraderie..sports has an amazing effect on our relationship to our fellow sports enthusiast..It is a good thing, sports helps young men and women to form bonds that sometimes can last a life time.. To some people those glory days never leave them..Personally, I love sports, although I must say not as much as in the past years..Still a lot of fun, talking with the guys about teams and players and who bet what where.., but in the end I do have more fun with horse racing than any other sport..Of course, you have March Madness and College Basketball ends.. You have the Super Bowl and Pro Football ends...You have, Horse Racing almost 24/7, 365 days a year, and if you like 27 horses running the wrong way (Austrailia), you can bet it around the clock.. Sure has come a long way from hey Dad, we gotta get over the garden by one to get the daily double in...Daily Double, I don't know anybody that bets that anymore...Oh well, enjoy the madness, those of us that are going to Spring Training, I know we will enjoy that, and then get ready for the best..The Triple Crown of Horse Racing...Remember this name Union Rags..He is a monster....Hey bring any madness you like today, as everyday...enjoy you Monday, it only lasts 24 hours...later...
Sunday, March 18, 2012
'Today Is The 18th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now PosT Time."
We're Off...I know I am off.. March Madness, yep it sure is..Just got back to Phils from the Yunk and somebody told me it is Sunday afternoon.. I just smirked at them at said, yeah right..Then look at the Ville and damn it is Sunday.wasn't it just Thursday? Wasn't it just 1969? The Yunk is a steel trap, it is The Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave..Even today, I had too go back down ECKS to get my phone charger, and it was gone, oh well, tell Matty I'll see him Thursday, and get in Sea Bisquit and lo and behold there is my phone charger..Some nice elf must have put it in there when I wasn' looking.. Still not back to the Ville, but at least I am in New Jermany...
We're Off...I know I am off.. March Madness, yep it sure is..Just got back to Phils from the Yunk and somebody told me it is Sunday afternoon.. I just smirked at them at said, yeah right..Then look at the Ville and damn it is Sunday.wasn't it just Thursday? Wasn't it just 1969? The Yunk is a steel trap, it is The Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave..Even today, I had too go back down ECKS to get my phone charger, and it was gone, oh well, tell Matty I'll see him Thursday, and get in Sea Bisquit and lo and behold there is my phone charger..Some nice elf must have put it in there when I wasn' looking.. Still not back to the Ville, but at least I am in New Jermany...
Saturday, March 17, 2012
It's the 17th Day Of March( Paddys Day) In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Hic errrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhh Hic taday Is Paddys day, top of the Marnin to ye Lads and Lasses.As ya can see Simple's computer is still Drunk er sick I mean.Last i saw Simple was when he was bragging about hitting another Horse and telling how him and Billy keenan killed them yesterday. So here comes young Ernie and Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill to pick up Simple.Simple tells everyone have a drink I'm leaving it's on me!!!!!!!! Well Phil tells Simple give me 5 bucks we are betting a Horse then leaving.Well Simple hands him the 5 bucks and he is ranting and raving and bragging about his big win yesterday. And he's telling Tommy take the drinks out of our winnings when this race is over.Well here comes the horses down the Stretch and simple's horse is comming on hard it's nose to nose with the 1 and 2 Simple is screaming his head off lets go @ lets go 2 us New Jermany guy's know our shit here he comes he's got it. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2 wins the race going away. Pays 10.40. they have it five times so they win another 50 Bucks! Simple is prancing around the bar like the Duke of Paduka like his shit dont stink,he yells in my face i told you we had it. I just stared at him and smirked, as Phil walks over and says Ern he gave me the 2 Horse!!!!!!!! Simple said ohhhhhhh well errrrrrrrrr ya ready to go thats what I would have picked too.God I love my Brother from another Mother, my man Simple is a Trip.
Friday, March 16, 2012
It is the 16th Day of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Well it's Friday so you know Simple computer has a virus, yeah right. Here it is the day before Paddys Day and it's raining so no wacking the balls today.So I wish everyone the Luck of the Irish this weekend . Be safe and if your driving make sure your behind the wheel.Yeah go ahead and laugh I know a few that were driving and weren't behind the wheel.So today anything that has to do with the Irish is the Theme! Like a Paddy Wagon it got it's name up there in Boston when they rounded up the Drunks it was called a Paddy wagon because they would round up all the Irish on the weekends that had to much to drink.Hogwash I say it's all a dirty communist lie.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
"Today Is The 15th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off...Something about the Ides Of March, and Julius Caesar being stabbed 3000 times..I really don't care about Julius and Brutus right now...JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED...After Phillitter and myself talked too the prosecutor, he stormed out of his office and into the court room, took Phillitter with him, I though this was the last time I was ever going too see him...The prosecutor walked up the judge with the papers, they called Phil up first and DRUM ROLL EASY...................................DISMISSED ALL CHARGES....Phil immediately looks at the cop and yells JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!!! If you ever wanted too see one pissed off jerk off from one of the swankiest townships in New Jermany, today was the day... Of course Phil and myself can never be seen in Evesham again, and guess what, that really breaks my heart..In just a small way somebody finally had the system work in his favor... Come on man, littering 500.00 for a piece of lint...Disgusting........I am onward to ECKS for March Madness, and some fun and a lot of basketball...Good luck in your pools and may an underdog win....Don't know if I will be back....
We're Off...Something about the Ides Of March, and Julius Caesar being stabbed 3000 times..I really don't care about Julius and Brutus right now...JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED...After Phillitter and myself talked too the prosecutor, he stormed out of his office and into the court room, took Phillitter with him, I though this was the last time I was ever going too see him...The prosecutor walked up the judge with the papers, they called Phil up first and DRUM ROLL EASY...................................DISMISSED ALL CHARGES....Phil immediately looks at the cop and yells JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!!! If you ever wanted too see one pissed off jerk off from one of the swankiest townships in New Jermany, today was the day... Of course Phil and myself can never be seen in Evesham again, and guess what, that really breaks my heart..In just a small way somebody finally had the system work in his favor... Come on man, littering 500.00 for a piece of lint...Disgusting........I am onward to ECKS for March Madness, and some fun and a lot of basketball...Good luck in your pools and may an underdog win....Don't know if I will be back....
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
"Today Is The 14th Day Of March (ASSHOLE DAY) In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off......."HAPPY ASSHOLE DAY." Yep today is officially ASSHOLE DAY (well officially it was yesterday but I didn't find out about it until after I posted, so being the asshole that I am, I waited for today..pretty cool huh??) That is right for all of you assholes out here, it was on this date in 1781 that German Scientist William Herschel discovered, DRUM ROLL EASY.....................................URANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7TH Planet from the sun, and the idol of assholes world wide...It is one thing to honor the Planet URANUS!!, but it is an entirely different venue to honor all assholes that inhabit our time and space in history...So, today please any asshole you feel like honoring bring them on into the Ville. I will make sure I kick them the fuck outta here at TAPS...Plain, do not bring Obuma in here, you gotta come up with somebody else...You call him an asshole almost daily...I am sure you know a lot more.. In actuality this is probably the easiest venue we have ever tried to accomplish at the Ville...I could write a book on the assholes I have met...Little known fact, The Planet URANUS!! when Herschel discovered it was seen to almost be split in half, yep, it had a crack right down the middle of the Planet, much like the equator circumventing the Earth, only this one was horizontal..and right in the middle of the crack was a giant hole and it was spewing forth ASSTEROIDS at an alarming rate...Herschel turned to his assistant, one Heinrich Hemmoroidwurt, yep he later discovered Preparation H, thus the H for Heirich Hemmoroidwurt..they should have called it Preparation H H.... and said look at this Planet I just discovered it looks, it looks, like an ass....When Heinrich looked through the telescope, he gasped in horror, as a huge ASSTEROID flew out of the hole at that exact moment!!! He exclaimed!!! It looks more like an ASSHOLE....What are you going to name this new discovery,, we cannot possibly call it the Planet of Assholes, beside Earth already holds that DISTINKTION!! (HA AH , OH CHIT), .. What are you going to register as this new Planets name??.William thought for a while and said, DRUM ROLL EASY.....................................How about URANUS!!!! Well with this statement Heinrich yelled UR A FUCKING ANUS, and with this both men started laughing and slapping each other on the back yelling it is official we shall call it THE PLANET URANUS IN HONOR OF ALL THE ASSHOLES...!! We will make today officially ASSHOLE DAY, and every year henceforth, the assholes can step to the front of the line and be acknowledged..So once again to all you Assholes out there HAPPY ASSHOLES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to take a moment to wish one of the biggest ASSHOLES I have ever had the pleasure of encountering and every now and then even have too look at....HILLARY ASSHOLE CLINTON, her of the hair pulled back, Miss Piggy features and that suave devil may care attitude she exudes to our enemies in the middle east...She was on the News the other night admonishing various actions by the Syrian Government, and it's crack down on it's civilian population.. I am absofuckinglutly sure that Assad could not sleep that night, as Hillary The Asshole must have put so much fear in his black heart that he had anxiety attacks all through the evening hours...Just look at how our country is represented to the World..Hillary will take care of any problems we have with any of those rebellious bedouin chieftains, as they must fear her more than leprosy...They must sit around a TV in Bora Bora or wherever else these vermin hide and laugh their balls off, just by looking at her...After the Navy Seals took out the pirates, she was seen flashing the victory sign.. I am positive it was through her, planning and military operation knowledge, that this raid was such a success....Can you see this... OK Hillary time to saddle up, get that 50 pound pack on your back we are climbing up this jungle mammoth of a mountain today, remember to fill your canteens and strap on that rifle belt and don't forget too put that mortar round on top of your pack, in fact here strap these willey peter grenades to your legs..Hillary let's go we are moving out...can't crawl all the way up there Hillary..that's it get up, get up...WHOA you forgot your E Tool...gotta get it attached to that pack...there ya go...Let's move out.....OK back to reality, let's give assholes their due today, and for the one or two or three scumbags that came into the Ville and called Me or Plain an asshole but would not identify themselves..You are next HAPPY ASSHOLE DAY TO YOU!!!!!!!.......
We're Off......."HAPPY ASSHOLE DAY." Yep today is officially ASSHOLE DAY (well officially it was yesterday but I didn't find out about it until after I posted, so being the asshole that I am, I waited for today..pretty cool huh??) That is right for all of you assholes out here, it was on this date in 1781 that German Scientist William Herschel discovered, DRUM ROLL EASY.....................................URANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7TH Planet from the sun, and the idol of assholes world wide...It is one thing to honor the Planet URANUS!!, but it is an entirely different venue to honor all assholes that inhabit our time and space in history...So, today please any asshole you feel like honoring bring them on into the Ville. I will make sure I kick them the fuck outta here at TAPS...Plain, do not bring Obuma in here, you gotta come up with somebody else...You call him an asshole almost daily...I am sure you know a lot more.. In actuality this is probably the easiest venue we have ever tried to accomplish at the Ville...I could write a book on the assholes I have met...Little known fact, The Planet URANUS!! when Herschel discovered it was seen to almost be split in half, yep, it had a crack right down the middle of the Planet, much like the equator circumventing the Earth, only this one was horizontal..and right in the middle of the crack was a giant hole and it was spewing forth ASSTEROIDS at an alarming rate...Herschel turned to his assistant, one Heinrich Hemmoroidwurt, yep he later discovered Preparation H, thus the H for Heirich Hemmoroidwurt..they should have called it Preparation H H.... and said look at this Planet I just discovered it looks, it looks, like an ass....When Heinrich looked through the telescope, he gasped in horror, as a huge ASSTEROID flew out of the hole at that exact moment!!! He exclaimed!!! It looks more like an ASSHOLE....What are you going to name this new discovery,, we cannot possibly call it the Planet of Assholes, beside Earth already holds that DISTINKTION!! (HA AH , OH CHIT), .. What are you going to register as this new Planets name??.William thought for a while and said, DRUM ROLL EASY.....................................How about URANUS!!!! Well with this statement Heinrich yelled UR A FUCKING ANUS, and with this both men started laughing and slapping each other on the back yelling it is official we shall call it THE PLANET URANUS IN HONOR OF ALL THE ASSHOLES...!! We will make today officially ASSHOLE DAY, and every year henceforth, the assholes can step to the front of the line and be acknowledged..So once again to all you Assholes out there HAPPY ASSHOLES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to take a moment to wish one of the biggest ASSHOLES I have ever had the pleasure of encountering and every now and then even have too look at....HILLARY ASSHOLE CLINTON, her of the hair pulled back, Miss Piggy features and that suave devil may care attitude she exudes to our enemies in the middle east...She was on the News the other night admonishing various actions by the Syrian Government, and it's crack down on it's civilian population.. I am absofuckinglutly sure that Assad could not sleep that night, as Hillary The Asshole must have put so much fear in his black heart that he had anxiety attacks all through the evening hours...Just look at how our country is represented to the World..Hillary will take care of any problems we have with any of those rebellious bedouin chieftains, as they must fear her more than leprosy...They must sit around a TV in Bora Bora or wherever else these vermin hide and laugh their balls off, just by looking at her...After the Navy Seals took out the pirates, she was seen flashing the victory sign.. I am positive it was through her, planning and military operation knowledge, that this raid was such a success....Can you see this... OK Hillary time to saddle up, get that 50 pound pack on your back we are climbing up this jungle mammoth of a mountain today, remember to fill your canteens and strap on that rifle belt and don't forget too put that mortar round on top of your pack, in fact here strap these willey peter grenades to your legs..Hillary let's go we are moving out...can't crawl all the way up there Hillary..that's it get up, get up...WHOA you forgot your E Tool...gotta get it attached to that pack...there ya go...Let's move out.....OK back to reality, let's give assholes their due today, and for the one or two or three scumbags that came into the Ville and called Me or Plain an asshole but would not identify themselves..You are next HAPPY ASSHOLE DAY TO YOU!!!!!!!.......
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Today Is The 13th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time.
Plain Is Off.. I waited a little while today, too see if Plain maybe would do a Post.. What am I outta my fuckin mind. Took one look outside went to the mailbox, said good morning to the critters, they were all hitting rocks with sticks and trying too get them in a hole Sammy had dug in the pines..I think they want to become toads..They don't know it, but they already are..Anyway, when I saw the sky and felt the temperature, we had as about as much chance of Plain, doing a post as they have of me golfing...Caddying would be ok, as I understand if the golfer makes the hole in one the caddy gets the car..Sounds like a good job too me.. Road running again today.. Talking about jobs, remember the first one or the ones that left a lasting impression on your mind...I do...Bring it on into the Ville and share with us some of those experiences from a long time ago in a land far away.. On the road my friends will be back later...
First job was actually 7th grade Lionel Guerra, got it for me at Mrs. Linns bottling company.. It was at the corner of Manayunk Ave. and Lyceum Ave. across from Stanards Drug Store.. She had some kinda company where we had too stack boxes with different numbers on them and make them the same numbers.. I think I got paid l0.00 a day, really don't remember as I only lasted about two days, when she caught me and Yinell, shooting peas at each other out of real long pea shooters.. When she told us too get out, and she wasn't paying us, I got a good shot off and almost knocked her eye out.. She started screaming and I ran down the hill and into the house waiting for the cops again...They didn't get me that time.., but I kinda avoided that corner for about a year....Bring them on in...
Plain Is Off.. I waited a little while today, too see if Plain maybe would do a Post.. What am I outta my fuckin mind. Took one look outside went to the mailbox, said good morning to the critters, they were all hitting rocks with sticks and trying too get them in a hole Sammy had dug in the pines..I think they want to become toads..They don't know it, but they already are..Anyway, when I saw the sky and felt the temperature, we had as about as much chance of Plain, doing a post as they have of me golfing...Caddying would be ok, as I understand if the golfer makes the hole in one the caddy gets the car..Sounds like a good job too me.. Road running again today.. Talking about jobs, remember the first one or the ones that left a lasting impression on your mind...I do...Bring it on into the Ville and share with us some of those experiences from a long time ago in a land far away.. On the road my friends will be back later...
First job was actually 7th grade Lionel Guerra, got it for me at Mrs. Linns bottling company.. It was at the corner of Manayunk Ave. and Lyceum Ave. across from Stanards Drug Store.. She had some kinda company where we had too stack boxes with different numbers on them and make them the same numbers.. I think I got paid l0.00 a day, really don't remember as I only lasted about two days, when she caught me and Yinell, shooting peas at each other out of real long pea shooters.. When she told us too get out, and she wasn't paying us, I got a good shot off and almost knocked her eye out.. She started screaming and I ran down the hill and into the house waiting for the cops again...They didn't get me that time.., but I kinda avoided that corner for about a year....Bring them on in...
Monday, March 12, 2012
"Today Is The 12th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012.
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Ladies and Gentlemen In this corner we have Plain and Simple, in the other corner we have the rest of the world...OK fuckin bitch time man....4.00-5.00 a gallon, get real you greed mongin mother fuckers...We the sheople cannot afford 4.00 let alone 5.00 (prediction by Memorial Day).. It is not possible for the people of this country, too afford to pay 4.00-5.00 a gallon for gasoline that should actually cost no more than 1.50 a gallon..ENOUGH!!! there is going to be trouble...Diesel Fuel in New Jermany 4.25 a gallon.. Truckers cannot afford to run the roads with diesel fuel rising to that price..they just can't...It is going to get ugly..Diesel fuel is one grade above crude oil. To refine it you take out the mud, probably cost a .25 to get it to market...ok .50..at 2.00 (where it is overpriced but affordable), they are making 1.50 per gallon, after cost...not a bad margin of profit for any company...Diesel engines run and gun all day, they are nothing like gasoline engines.. They don't even have spark plugs, they don't count mileage they count hours.. How is it possible in the Keynesian Theory of Economics of supply and demand that diesel fuel is higher priced than gasoline..Gasoline is in much higher demand than diesel fuel.. It is just a blatant smack in the mouth to the American consumer that these greed mongers are raising prices by the hour, during the heat of a depression..Anyone that doesn't agree with me that this is a depression should go and read the definition of a recession, then tell me what kind of economic downturn we are living through as of today....I am telling you, if they continue on with this type of price gouging of The American Workingman, there is going to be big problems, somewhere somebody will snap and it will be soon...ENOUGH!!
Back at the Ville, critters aren't talking to me they think I have some kind of weekend virus.. Thanks Plain...I am on the road again, with my favorite roadie, yep, Phil The Trill, he has already told me that we gotta get on the road.. I said I know we have to leave in a half hour.. He said I know, I was telling you we have to get on the road...The more I listen too him, the more I am starting to understand him, man, that is one scary thought.. He has some kinda inverted logic, that is so inverted it comes full circle to become almost logical again.. Does that make any sense to any of you..I am sure it does..(gag).. Ok and away we go..I will be back today as it is not VODKADAY, and the puters seem fine... Hi Plain,, how are ya old pal?? Streebs got to meet MEERE this weekend.. I think she thought he was cute.....LOL!!
We're Off..Ladies and Gentlemen In this corner we have Plain and Simple, in the other corner we have the rest of the world...OK fuckin bitch time man....4.00-5.00 a gallon, get real you greed mongin mother fuckers...We the sheople cannot afford 4.00 let alone 5.00 (prediction by Memorial Day).. It is not possible for the people of this country, too afford to pay 4.00-5.00 a gallon for gasoline that should actually cost no more than 1.50 a gallon..ENOUGH!!! there is going to be trouble...Diesel Fuel in New Jermany 4.25 a gallon.. Truckers cannot afford to run the roads with diesel fuel rising to that price..they just can't...It is going to get ugly..Diesel fuel is one grade above crude oil. To refine it you take out the mud, probably cost a .25 to get it to market...ok .50..at 2.00 (where it is overpriced but affordable), they are making 1.50 per gallon, after cost...not a bad margin of profit for any company...Diesel engines run and gun all day, they are nothing like gasoline engines.. They don't even have spark plugs, they don't count mileage they count hours.. How is it possible in the Keynesian Theory of Economics of supply and demand that diesel fuel is higher priced than gasoline..Gasoline is in much higher demand than diesel fuel.. It is just a blatant smack in the mouth to the American consumer that these greed mongers are raising prices by the hour, during the heat of a depression..Anyone that doesn't agree with me that this is a depression should go and read the definition of a recession, then tell me what kind of economic downturn we are living through as of today....I am telling you, if they continue on with this type of price gouging of The American Workingman, there is going to be big problems, somewhere somebody will snap and it will be soon...ENOUGH!!
Back at the Ville, critters aren't talking to me they think I have some kind of weekend virus.. Thanks Plain...I am on the road again, with my favorite roadie, yep, Phil The Trill, he has already told me that we gotta get on the road.. I said I know we have to leave in a half hour.. He said I know, I was telling you we have to get on the road...The more I listen too him, the more I am starting to understand him, man, that is one scary thought.. He has some kinda inverted logic, that is so inverted it comes full circle to become almost logical again.. Does that make any sense to any of you..I am sure it does..(gag).. Ok and away we go..I will be back today as it is not VODKADAY, and the puters seem fine... Hi Plain,, how are ya old pal?? Streebs got to meet MEERE this weekend.. I think she thought he was cute.....LOL!!
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Today is the 11th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Okay Okay I was ask last night do Toads cause warts, holds out my hands wtf? Why do us Toads get picked on all the time ? All we want to do is Golf! And us poor Toads alawys have to take a back seat to Frogs. Frogs get kissed and turned into Princes. Well here is some good news for all the Toads out there.Toads do not cause warts.And hear is some even better news and a lil known fact about us Toads. Toads produce a substance from the parotid gland behind the eyes that act as protection. It is a toxin that can mak other animals sick and can make it very irritating. But wait til ya hear this..............there are alot of people that lick Toads in an attempt to get high from a supposed pyschedelic substance on theit skin.And there is a Bufo Toad that does contain a Psychedelic substance that makes ya halluncinate.And there are alot of people that get arrested for Toad Licking. But if any of you Hott chicks want to try some Toad Licking welllllllllll smirks neva mind............I'm off too practice...................Simple your computer should feel okay pretty soon..................POOF
Saturday, March 10, 2012
This is the 10th Night of March in The Year of Our Lord 2012
Well first chance I had to get on and I see there is no Post from the Hoast . So i guess it's up to Me Plain to do all the work around here.Hmmmmmmmmmm Lets see what to Talk about ? ohhhhhh I Know,I want to know what Purpose Freckles Serve? Can't wait to hear from ya.
Friday, March 9, 2012
"Today Is The 9th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Hey Plain, the next time you come riding through The Ville screaming do I look like Fuck Yu, Plain and Simple, I am shooting you...PHEW!!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...Woke me and Meere up, look at the fuckin Kat, his eyes are crossed, I whack him behind his head as hard as I can, his Marine Corps hat goes flying and and his eyeballs are still crossed... Hey Plain, take him out on the goof course and whack him with a nine iron see if that will straighten his eyes out..He is walking on his toes singin... I am Siamese if you do please, I am Siamese if you don't please ..I'm tellin you guys Thank The Good Lord it is VODKADAY, and my puter is starting to get sick.. I am fine, thank you, nope nothing wrong with me...
I heard through the grapevine...yep, I think it was Martha and the Vandella's that told me, You Heffner got laid again...can you imagine that...?? I can't..Go Away You....
I don't know if we ever went to China. I don't care we are doing Chinese today.. Come on, you gotta admit that every now and then you get a craving for Chinese food..DON'T ever eat a Won-Ton..you ever look at that meat...that is old Chinaman in there.that is why you never see the old ones around the restaurant, they are inside the Won-Ton...don't believe the Simpleton, look inside next time you go to bite one...OK A-Z Chinee!! I will start it off, uh-oh my computer is starting too cough..hope it makes it through the weekend or Plain will be firing my ugly ass, and the rest of me...Here we go...............(this is a fun day, but I gotta a big bitch comin up),
A- AHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOO!! Sorry Plain..lol
B-Bejing
C-China
D-Dumplins, that's right, little known fact, dumplins are a derivative of Won-Tons..but they have goat meat in them NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Opps sorry Billy...
Take it from here kids...
cough, cough, gag, cough.. what is wrong with this computer, sounds sick......
We're Off...Hey Plain, the next time you come riding through The Ville screaming do I look like Fuck Yu, Plain and Simple, I am shooting you...PHEW!!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...Woke me and Meere up, look at the fuckin Kat, his eyes are crossed, I whack him behind his head as hard as I can, his Marine Corps hat goes flying and and his eyeballs are still crossed... Hey Plain, take him out on the goof course and whack him with a nine iron see if that will straighten his eyes out..He is walking on his toes singin... I am Siamese if you do please, I am Siamese if you don't please ..I'm tellin you guys Thank The Good Lord it is VODKADAY, and my puter is starting to get sick.. I am fine, thank you, nope nothing wrong with me...
I heard through the grapevine...yep, I think it was Martha and the Vandella's that told me, You Heffner got laid again...can you imagine that...?? I can't..Go Away You....
I don't know if we ever went to China. I don't care we are doing Chinese today.. Come on, you gotta admit that every now and then you get a craving for Chinese food..DON'T ever eat a Won-Ton..you ever look at that meat...that is old Chinaman in there.that is why you never see the old ones around the restaurant, they are inside the Won-Ton...don't believe the Simpleton, look inside next time you go to bite one...OK A-Z Chinee!! I will start it off, uh-oh my computer is starting too cough..hope it makes it through the weekend or Plain will be firing my ugly ass, and the rest of me...Here we go...............(this is a fun day, but I gotta a big bitch comin up),
A- AHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOO!! Sorry Plain..lol
B-Bejing
C-China
D-Dumplins, that's right, little known fact, dumplins are a derivative of Won-Tons..but they have goat meat in them NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Opps sorry Billy...
Take it from here kids...
cough, cough, gag, cough.. what is wrong with this computer, sounds sick......
Thursday, March 8, 2012
"Today Is The 8th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. On one of the remote puters here at The Ville, because, well because, it is Thirsday, and I guess my puter is starting to get sick...it will probably succumb to some sort of virus by this time tomorrow..(according to Plain). Hey whack on Plain, hope you are enjoying this weather I predicted. I am better than that Phil guy anyday...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR BETTER THAN ME?? Not you Phil, the fuckin groundhog....YOU CALLIN ME A GROUNDHOG?? No, Phil the groundhog's name is Phil..OH, the groundhog that predicts the weather.. Right, you are my man...HEY Simple think he really predicts the weather... ABSOFUCKINLUTELY...Can I please finish talkin to my friends?? Sure but we gotta go get some medicine... Medicine, for what?? For your computer, Plain told me it will probably have a virus this time tomorrow..PHEW, never mind...
Anyway, Marchin, on with Miss March..In like a Lion out like a Lamb...So far, the Groundhog was wrong, and I hope that old saying is wrong..I can see me and my friends now, in some motel down by the airport watching the Phils Spring Training Games on TV because we are under about 2 foot of snow..Billy says NAHHHHHHH!!
I was flippin last night, not like Flaherty, I mean throught he channels, and I come upon Holly Madison, she of the beautiful bod and everything that goes with it.. She is the one that jilted the jilter, Hugh Heffner. They had some behind the scenes shots at the playboy mansion...I am sorry man, but is this guy for real..He is about 110 years old and looks like he is 120.. He is dancing with women, that all look like Holly Madison, and has a smokin jacket on that went out in the 1950's, he is smoochin it up with all the bunnies, and I don't see one other guy...Look the guy never did anything to me, and I guess a lot of us at one time or another certainly did dig through his magazine (I used to peek at it at the Roxy Drug Store, it was all the way in the back), but I think he is another one that has to get on The Go Away Bus..He is supposed to be the ultimate in cool and the playboy life style, whatever that is...he looks like a fucking buffoon, and acts worse...Does he actually have sex with these women?? I know they have beans out now that can make you a stud for four hours or more, but hell he would have too do the whole bottle just to do one of them...He is rolling in money, rolling in beautiful women, rolling in whatever else he wants to roll in, and I am criticizing him.. Hey that is what makes The Ville such a great place...In ending I would just like to say...EWWW!! he kinda makes me sick..,just go ahead and live your life style Hugh, but take it and go away...Last but not least. What kind of parents would name their kid Hugh...You could be in a room with hundreds of people and somebody lookin for you, would yell out HEY YOU!! and a hundred people would say WHAT!!!! See you later, I know about now I am on everybody's last nerve....
We're Off. On one of the remote puters here at The Ville, because, well because, it is Thirsday, and I guess my puter is starting to get sick...it will probably succumb to some sort of virus by this time tomorrow..(according to Plain). Hey whack on Plain, hope you are enjoying this weather I predicted. I am better than that Phil guy anyday...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR BETTER THAN ME?? Not you Phil, the fuckin groundhog....YOU CALLIN ME A GROUNDHOG?? No, Phil the groundhog's name is Phil..OH, the groundhog that predicts the weather.. Right, you are my man...HEY Simple think he really predicts the weather... ABSOFUCKINLUTELY...Can I please finish talkin to my friends?? Sure but we gotta go get some medicine... Medicine, for what?? For your computer, Plain told me it will probably have a virus this time tomorrow..PHEW, never mind...
Anyway, Marchin, on with Miss March..In like a Lion out like a Lamb...So far, the Groundhog was wrong, and I hope that old saying is wrong..I can see me and my friends now, in some motel down by the airport watching the Phils Spring Training Games on TV because we are under about 2 foot of snow..Billy says NAHHHHHHH!!
I was flippin last night, not like Flaherty, I mean throught he channels, and I come upon Holly Madison, she of the beautiful bod and everything that goes with it.. She is the one that jilted the jilter, Hugh Heffner. They had some behind the scenes shots at the playboy mansion...I am sorry man, but is this guy for real..He is about 110 years old and looks like he is 120.. He is dancing with women, that all look like Holly Madison, and has a smokin jacket on that went out in the 1950's, he is smoochin it up with all the bunnies, and I don't see one other guy...Look the guy never did anything to me, and I guess a lot of us at one time or another certainly did dig through his magazine (I used to peek at it at the Roxy Drug Store, it was all the way in the back), but I think he is another one that has to get on The Go Away Bus..He is supposed to be the ultimate in cool and the playboy life style, whatever that is...he looks like a fucking buffoon, and acts worse...Does he actually have sex with these women?? I know they have beans out now that can make you a stud for four hours or more, but hell he would have too do the whole bottle just to do one of them...He is rolling in money, rolling in beautiful women, rolling in whatever else he wants to roll in, and I am criticizing him.. Hey that is what makes The Ville such a great place...In ending I would just like to say...EWWW!! he kinda makes me sick..,just go ahead and live your life style Hugh, but take it and go away...Last but not least. What kind of parents would name their kid Hugh...You could be in a room with hundreds of people and somebody lookin for you, would yell out HEY YOU!! and a hundred people would say WHAT!!!! See you later, I know about now I am on everybody's last nerve....
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
"Today Is The 7th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...See where Plain was out after TAPS last nite..I think I might run him up, nah, he was a Lance Corporal long enough...Of course nowhere near the time and grade this Simpleton put in as a Lance Corporal.. When I was first born into the Corps, my name was Skinny, yep, Skinny and my last name was Maggot...I answered up to that name throughout boot camp..and then for some reason I rose through those ranks quickly and became a Lance Corporal and stayed there for the remainder of my tour..I'll tell ya how long I was a Lance Corporal..when I got out of The Corps, and Lance Rentzel or Lance Alworth, would score a touchdown and everybody would be yelling WAY TO GO LANCE!! I would be jumping around the room, or bar or wherever I was saying thank you, thank you.. People would just stare in sympathy..AHH!! where did those days go...and don't say Italy Plain.. Where you at hoppin around hackers with the rest of the toads.. Hey, I heard a lot of you got squashed up on Port Royal Ave. did Babe make it, he is a rather large toad...probably harder for him to dodge a car, say than you or Monk....Well have a good time whackin, and if I ever get outta the Ville, I will join the toads as a Lance Corporal..I could be the Lance Of The Toads...Alright Simple enough of this shit.. What is happening today?? AHH ONE AND AHH TWO AND AHH HUUMMMPPPP!!!!!!!!
There feel better all you humpers...I sure do,,,, Roadin with Phil, that is always an adventure..He came into day and says let's go....I told him we ain't loaded yet.. he says, well get the Vodka and get over there with the critters, and get loaded.. No man, I mean the truck isn't loaded. I have to go get the fork lift..Well go get it...we gotta roll man...Can I just say Hi here at the Ville first...You know Ern, I don't get this Ville shit...Well you know what Phil, I guess if you don't get it, then you don't get it.. Well what is it?? It is a Ville where people come on and discuss various opinions, about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and sex.....SEX!!! you talk about SEX!!! We talk about everything, we talk about politics, sports, songs, cowboys, critters, Villes, trips, friends, spouses, science, literature, old days, new days, months, colors, planets, goofing, freindship, loyalty, Marines, Sailors, Soldiers, Seals, Airmen, tanks, war, peace, War and Peace..countries, holidays, non OK OK OK!!! that is too much for me, I ain't talking about all that shit.. Hey Phil, with all due respect, my friend, nobody asked you to talk about any of this shit... You asked me to tell you...OK!! don't say anymore, I ain't talkin about all that shit...go get the fork lift let's get outta here....UHHMMM what do you talk about again....ARGHHHH!!! THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!! On The Road Again, I can't wait to get on the Road Again, playing music with my friends, I can't wait to get on the road again...Just hide the pound of pot a little bit better next time WILLIE!!!!
We're Off...See where Plain was out after TAPS last nite..I think I might run him up, nah, he was a Lance Corporal long enough...Of course nowhere near the time and grade this Simpleton put in as a Lance Corporal.. When I was first born into the Corps, my name was Skinny, yep, Skinny and my last name was Maggot...I answered up to that name throughout boot camp..and then for some reason I rose through those ranks quickly and became a Lance Corporal and stayed there for the remainder of my tour..I'll tell ya how long I was a Lance Corporal..when I got out of The Corps, and Lance Rentzel or Lance Alworth, would score a touchdown and everybody would be yelling WAY TO GO LANCE!! I would be jumping around the room, or bar or wherever I was saying thank you, thank you.. People would just stare in sympathy..AHH!! where did those days go...and don't say Italy Plain.. Where you at hoppin around hackers with the rest of the toads.. Hey, I heard a lot of you got squashed up on Port Royal Ave. did Babe make it, he is a rather large toad...probably harder for him to dodge a car, say than you or Monk....Well have a good time whackin, and if I ever get outta the Ville, I will join the toads as a Lance Corporal..I could be the Lance Of The Toads...Alright Simple enough of this shit.. What is happening today?? AHH ONE AND AHH TWO AND AHH HUUMMMPPPP!!!!!!!!
There feel better all you humpers...I sure do,,,, Roadin with Phil, that is always an adventure..He came into day and says let's go....I told him we ain't loaded yet.. he says, well get the Vodka and get over there with the critters, and get loaded.. No man, I mean the truck isn't loaded. I have to go get the fork lift..Well go get it...we gotta roll man...Can I just say Hi here at the Ville first...You know Ern, I don't get this Ville shit...Well you know what Phil, I guess if you don't get it, then you don't get it.. Well what is it?? It is a Ville where people come on and discuss various opinions, about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and sex.....SEX!!! you talk about SEX!!! We talk about everything, we talk about politics, sports, songs, cowboys, critters, Villes, trips, friends, spouses, science, literature, old days, new days, months, colors, planets, goofing, freindship, loyalty, Marines, Sailors, Soldiers, Seals, Airmen, tanks, war, peace, War and Peace..countries, holidays, non OK OK OK!!! that is too much for me, I ain't talking about all that shit.. Hey Phil, with all due respect, my friend, nobody asked you to talk about any of this shit... You asked me to tell you...OK!! don't say anymore, I ain't talkin about all that shit...go get the fork lift let's get outta here....UHHMMM what do you talk about again....ARGHHHH!!! THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!! On The Road Again, I can't wait to get on the Road Again, playing music with my friends, I can't wait to get on the road again...Just hide the pound of pot a little bit better next time WILLIE!!!!
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
"Today Is The 6th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..To answer the time old question, where is everybody?? I personally, was remote and with Phil The Chill, trying to fix his computer, which also has a virus..He said it caught it from me..I told him I didn't have a virus, my computer did.. He says same thing.....I just look and say, it ain't the same thing computer virus and human virus are two different animals..He says their viruses... I say, yes they are viruses.. and .....He blurts out immediately see they are the same thing... Putting my head in my hands, and this is how bad it is getting, wondering if he is right.. Then I say to myself, if he is right he can't be wrong..then I say can he?? God Have Mercy On The Man Who Doubts What He Is Sure Of..
SPACE: The final frontier. I kinda think it would be cool if we could know everything about the ocean before we find out about Neptune..May be my home planet..., but no, we fly off into distant galaxies and let the moribund non life exist at the bottom of the sea..Yep, saw where non-life (this is a good one for Phil) can actually change into life..go figure, that is way over this head...and I am not mentioning that to the Thrill..If you take the Science of Physics and add in The Science of Biology, along with the Science of Chemistry..and Evolution and and and, well you get it, you still can't figure that shit out..Non-Life to Life...I gotta run this by Phil this is killin me... Hey Phil!! Hey Simple!! Can you try and answer a question for me?? If I can't answer it then I guess I can't answer it...Right PHEW!!!! I shouldn't do this., but here we go...Phil they say there is non-life forms way down below the ocean, that can transform into living material or living life forms.. Isn't that amazing.., but I don't understand how...You puttin this out to the Ville?? Yep...Let me see....OK.. If you take the Science of Physics, and add in The Science of Biology along with the Science of Chemistry and Evolution and and and well you get it , that is how you figure it out....OK, I gotta get to work...I am cringing in the corner, coffee on my nuts and I didn't even feel it... He just walked away and I thought I saw a smirk...Plain were you in the Ville last nite?? Gotta go, hey bring me some neat Scientific data that you have stored in your medulla oblongata's over the years...I will give you one of my favorites and I am outta here.. Will be back today...
"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." figure that out...and as you are not ever going to figure that out.. Figure out the guy that figured that out....and people think they are smart....Hey my IQ is 167 I am a Mensa.. So tell me oh great sage.. How does that action thing work.. You explain that too me and I don't care if your IQ is 10.. Uh-Oh, I just opened the proverbial can of worms, wait till Plain explains this..tighten your seat belts Ladies and Gents....LOL!!!!
We're Off..To answer the time old question, where is everybody?? I personally, was remote and with Phil The Chill, trying to fix his computer, which also has a virus..He said it caught it from me..I told him I didn't have a virus, my computer did.. He says same thing.....I just look and say, it ain't the same thing computer virus and human virus are two different animals..He says their viruses... I say, yes they are viruses.. and .....He blurts out immediately see they are the same thing... Putting my head in my hands, and this is how bad it is getting, wondering if he is right.. Then I say to myself, if he is right he can't be wrong..then I say can he?? God Have Mercy On The Man Who Doubts What He Is Sure Of..
SPACE: The final frontier. I kinda think it would be cool if we could know everything about the ocean before we find out about Neptune..May be my home planet..., but no, we fly off into distant galaxies and let the moribund non life exist at the bottom of the sea..Yep, saw where non-life (this is a good one for Phil) can actually change into life..go figure, that is way over this head...and I am not mentioning that to the Thrill..If you take the Science of Physics and add in The Science of Biology, along with the Science of Chemistry..and Evolution and and and, well you get it, you still can't figure that shit out..Non-Life to Life...I gotta run this by Phil this is killin me... Hey Phil!! Hey Simple!! Can you try and answer a question for me?? If I can't answer it then I guess I can't answer it...Right PHEW!!!! I shouldn't do this., but here we go...Phil they say there is non-life forms way down below the ocean, that can transform into living material or living life forms.. Isn't that amazing.., but I don't understand how...You puttin this out to the Ville?? Yep...Let me see....OK.. If you take the Science of Physics, and add in The Science of Biology along with the Science of Chemistry and Evolution and and and well you get it , that is how you figure it out....OK, I gotta get to work...I am cringing in the corner, coffee on my nuts and I didn't even feel it... He just walked away and I thought I saw a smirk...Plain were you in the Ville last nite?? Gotta go, hey bring me some neat Scientific data that you have stored in your medulla oblongata's over the years...I will give you one of my favorites and I am outta here.. Will be back today...
"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." figure that out...and as you are not ever going to figure that out.. Figure out the guy that figured that out....and people think they are smart....Hey my IQ is 167 I am a Mensa.. So tell me oh great sage.. How does that action thing work.. You explain that too me and I don't care if your IQ is 10.. Uh-Oh, I just opened the proverbial can of worms, wait till Plain explains this..tighten your seat belts Ladies and Gents....LOL!!!!
Monday, March 5, 2012
"Today Is The 5th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Ist Nowt Poost Tum."
Ve Art Offt!!! Goot Mornint dis ist Blat, int cased youf didn't knowt it, I am a Slovckein frand of Sample, he ist supposed to tich me englisht. He stinks, ast I speak, he ist behint me viff a pallow stuck toot hist face, and dat stupid Kot ist next to himt the same vay. Dey art trying to rap da pallows offt ich athers faces..P. U. da sheet I gots to pat oop vit aroundt here..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................GET OUT BLAT!! Who the hell ever told you, you could jump on the computer,,,,NOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T JUMP ON THE COMPUTER YOU FUCKIN IDIOT...!! IT JUST GOT WELL... Real nice, I gotta be real nice.. OK, Blat, here let me give you a cup of coffee..HAHAHAH....Vat ist so fanny Sample??? Look at Meere, with that pillow stuck to his eyeballs he just stubbed his toes on that door, now he is hopping around on one leg with a pillow stuck to his face.. Oh chit, I miss this place....Hey Blat!! take Meere with you, and lead him around for the day, make sure he don't fall in any sinkholes or bang into any pine trees..These critters make my day...
Well Ladies and Gentleman, looks like the puter is well, till Friday..LOL!!! so I can start my shenanigans again.. Wake Up Plain!! I don't think you are goofing today...
Serious Moment: I believe that we all have a tendency to prejudge..I am not saying that we all do it, but I would think that somewhere, someway, in our lives we are all guilty..I usually try not to prejudge, but I must admit I am guilty at times...I never watch women's basketball at any level..I don't know the players the teams, I don't watch the WNBA, if they are that good well why don't they play in the NBA? I do know that The Connecticut Women's Basketball program is A number 1 and that is about it, but even I could not go on without hearing about Ellena Bella Donna...I called her Prima Donna....She of the six foot five height the incredible jump shot and determination to get to the hoop. She of the 80 straight foul shots made.. She of the four year scholarship to Connecticut, being the number one recruit in the nation...Another spoiled pampered American jock, this time a Princess, that would leave Connecticut the first night there, and go home and sit out a year to play for the University of Delaware, somebody must have given her a great offer....WRONG SIMPLE...Ellena has an older sister, her name is Lizzie.. Lizzie cannot see, hear, talk and just can communicate a few things, such as hunger and touching her sister Ellena.. Ellena was in her rack at Connecticut and could not think of anything else but Lizzie..She asked a friend to please drive her home...She took Lizzie for a ride in the family golf cart and Lizzie was touching her hair and communicating with her as usual...She enrolled at Delaware to stay with her sister...Delaware Women's Basketball has never been 27-1.. She taps her side many times during a game, this is where her sisters name is tatood and she asks for inspiration... Lizzie, attends a special school two days a week where her Mom has donated her time as an assistant..Ellena had the children and adults from the school attend a game.. She didn't know if they understood but she did see some smiles, of course not from her sister...At the end of the game, Ellena, shook each of their hands, and hugged them, when she got too Lizzie she, hugged and kissed her, and Lizzie touched her hair.. She said in that moment she knew Lizzie was once again telling her how much she loved her.. I stand humbled, I prejudged, I apologize openly for my mistake, to the Bella Donna Family and Ellena and in particular to Lizzie.. God Bless All Of You...I have a feeling Delaware Women's Basketball Team is going to be heard from in the NCAA Tournament... Yeah I really do....
Ve Art Offt!!! Goot Mornint dis ist Blat, int cased youf didn't knowt it, I am a Slovckein frand of Sample, he ist supposed to tich me englisht. He stinks, ast I speak, he ist behint me viff a pallow stuck toot hist face, and dat stupid Kot ist next to himt the same vay. Dey art trying to rap da pallows offt ich athers faces..P. U. da sheet I gots to pat oop vit aroundt here..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................GET OUT BLAT!! Who the hell ever told you, you could jump on the computer,,,,NOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T JUMP ON THE COMPUTER YOU FUCKIN IDIOT...!! IT JUST GOT WELL... Real nice, I gotta be real nice.. OK, Blat, here let me give you a cup of coffee..HAHAHAH....Vat ist so fanny Sample??? Look at Meere, with that pillow stuck to his eyeballs he just stubbed his toes on that door, now he is hopping around on one leg with a pillow stuck to his face.. Oh chit, I miss this place....Hey Blat!! take Meere with you, and lead him around for the day, make sure he don't fall in any sinkholes or bang into any pine trees..These critters make my day...
Well Ladies and Gentleman, looks like the puter is well, till Friday..LOL!!! so I can start my shenanigans again.. Wake Up Plain!! I don't think you are goofing today...
Serious Moment: I believe that we all have a tendency to prejudge..I am not saying that we all do it, but I would think that somewhere, someway, in our lives we are all guilty..I usually try not to prejudge, but I must admit I am guilty at times...I never watch women's basketball at any level..I don't know the players the teams, I don't watch the WNBA, if they are that good well why don't they play in the NBA? I do know that The Connecticut Women's Basketball program is A number 1 and that is about it, but even I could not go on without hearing about Ellena Bella Donna...I called her Prima Donna....She of the six foot five height the incredible jump shot and determination to get to the hoop. She of the 80 straight foul shots made.. She of the four year scholarship to Connecticut, being the number one recruit in the nation...Another spoiled pampered American jock, this time a Princess, that would leave Connecticut the first night there, and go home and sit out a year to play for the University of Delaware, somebody must have given her a great offer....WRONG SIMPLE...Ellena has an older sister, her name is Lizzie.. Lizzie cannot see, hear, talk and just can communicate a few things, such as hunger and touching her sister Ellena.. Ellena was in her rack at Connecticut and could not think of anything else but Lizzie..She asked a friend to please drive her home...She took Lizzie for a ride in the family golf cart and Lizzie was touching her hair and communicating with her as usual...She enrolled at Delaware to stay with her sister...Delaware Women's Basketball has never been 27-1.. She taps her side many times during a game, this is where her sisters name is tatood and she asks for inspiration... Lizzie, attends a special school two days a week where her Mom has donated her time as an assistant..Ellena had the children and adults from the school attend a game.. She didn't know if they understood but she did see some smiles, of course not from her sister...At the end of the game, Ellena, shook each of their hands, and hugged them, when she got too Lizzie she, hugged and kissed her, and Lizzie touched her hair.. She said in that moment she knew Lizzie was once again telling her how much she loved her.. I stand humbled, I prejudged, I apologize openly for my mistake, to the Bella Donna Family and Ellena and in particular to Lizzie.. God Bless All Of You...I have a feeling Delaware Women's Basketball Team is going to be heard from in the NCAA Tournament... Yeah I really do....
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Today is the 4th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
The question of the Day is do Men have shorter Attention spans than Woman. Ive been wanting to ask this question for weeks now,but couldn't seen to concentrate long enough to write anything.but one thing I know for sure I (ADHD) occurs primarily in Men. The male to female raitico is as high as 9.1
And another thing is did you ever notice squirrels never fall out of trees.................and mmmmmmmmmmmmm where do all the dead pigions go ?........uh....................wait.........weren't we supposed to be answering a question about mmmmmmmm.......what was it ?Ohhhhhhhhh yeah Attention span. And actually there is no more information about gender difference in attention span, so You all have to ponder this one on your own.
And another thing is did you ever notice squirrels never fall out of trees.................and mmmmmmmmmmmmm where do all the dead pigions go ?........uh....................wait.........weren't we supposed to be answering a question about mmmmmmmm.......what was it ?Ohhhhhhhhh yeah Attention span. And actually there is no more information about gender difference in attention span, so You all have to ponder this one on your own.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Today is the 3rd Day Of MMMMMMMM March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Okay Simple is still faking a virus of some sort. So it's up to me Plain to do all the work around here. Again and , still.So todays conversation is very important. But I'm torn between two subjest's ! Why do men fall asleep after sex or Why do Woman Pee more than Men ?Tosses a coin hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The pee Woman won.
Okay if you have ever took a long trip with a Woman in your car you know what I'm talking about.As we speed down the Highway and begrundgingly pulling into ever friggin Car rest stop. We wonder is this really the result of genetic difference, obsessive water intake,Or just to make us crazy and get us lost ? Let me know what you think, In the meantime I will look up some data on this.
Okay if you have ever took a long trip with a Woman in your car you know what I'm talking about.As we speed down the Highway and begrundgingly pulling into ever friggin Car rest stop. We wonder is this really the result of genetic difference, obsessive water intake,Or just to make us crazy and get us lost ? Let me know what you think, In the meantime I will look up some data on this.
Friday, March 2, 2012
today is the 2nd Day of March In The Year of Our Lord 2012
Well, I just left Simple and he says he can't get on the Computer he has a virus. I told him go to the Doctor. But he don't listen he just shakes his head and walks away.He was yelling the computer has a virus not me.I told him it must have caught it from you. You have to wash your hands alot when you have a virus.So he's yelling never mind Easy Ed will be in Sunday to fix it.Anywho why does his computer always break down on Friday's and then all of a sudden it's fixed on Sunday hmmmmmm.
Well gas prices went up for the 24th day in a Row, Ill. just closed down 10 coal Plants and the white house is Bragging about it. Thinks it's because they want to go Solar, what Morons we have. Even Clinton wants to get the Keystone Gas line now.Maybe the Pres. will appoligize to all of America and make the prices come down.I mean they belive that him Appoligizing to those rag heads it made things better and what do they do shoot Two more of are boys an hour later, and the sheep follow.................Wake up America!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well gas prices went up for the 24th day in a Row, Ill. just closed down 10 coal Plants and the white house is Bragging about it. Thinks it's because they want to go Solar, what Morons we have. Even Clinton wants to get the Keystone Gas line now.Maybe the Pres. will appoligize to all of America and make the prices come down.I mean they belive that him Appoligizing to those rag heads it made things better and what do they do shoot Two more of are boys an hour later, and the sheep follow.................Wake up America!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 1, 2012
"Today Is The 1st Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Oh,,poor Plain and the Toads, no goofing today.. In fact I just called one of the Toads, Mr. Edward Babe Witkowski to see if he wanted to come over and help us unload ten tons of material...He answered the phone and I say Hey Babe..He says, I ain't going today..I said, you ain't golfing? He says no. I said well why don't you come on over and help us take a load off..He says, who is this Ernie, I say yeah, who did you think it was...He starts laughin, says, I thought it was Terry asking if I was gonna go golfing...ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME!! THAT IS WHY YOU SAID, I AIN'T GOING TODAY!! That Plain would call you on a day like this to go golfing!!! All you guys are incorrigable..Eddie says Thanks Ern.. Glad none of them no what that means..LOL!!! Anyway waiting for the crew...unload, load, unload, load, this work I do sounds like a drinking problem..Oh yeah, got one of them too..but it is just a problem for other people.. I ain't got no problem with it.. OK guys, girls and whatevers..It is Thirstday, and I gotta get ready for Vodkaday.. The critters have been kind of quite, they are afraid that I jinxed them and we are really going to have a miserable Miss March..So be it.. Remember if you don't like the weather move....YO ERN!! you ready??.. If I wasn't ready Phil, I wouldn't be here..Yeah but you gotta be ready...I'm ready Phil... Hey Ern, you know if your not ready, your not ready....PULLLEEZZZZZE!! not in the morning Phil...Ern it is the most important time to be ready...if you ain't ready in the morning, you ain't ready..OK! Phil I don't know if I am ready... I KNEW IT!! YOU AIN"T READY!! Phew, the shit I gotta put up with around here.
We're Off.. Oh,,poor Plain and the Toads, no goofing today.. In fact I just called one of the Toads, Mr. Edward Babe Witkowski to see if he wanted to come over and help us unload ten tons of material...He answered the phone and I say Hey Babe..He says, I ain't going today..I said, you ain't golfing? He says no. I said well why don't you come on over and help us take a load off..He says, who is this Ernie, I say yeah, who did you think it was...He starts laughin, says, I thought it was Terry asking if I was gonna go golfing...ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME!! THAT IS WHY YOU SAID, I AIN'T GOING TODAY!! That Plain would call you on a day like this to go golfing!!! All you guys are incorrigable..Eddie says Thanks Ern.. Glad none of them no what that means..LOL!!! Anyway waiting for the crew...unload, load, unload, load, this work I do sounds like a drinking problem..Oh yeah, got one of them too..but it is just a problem for other people.. I ain't got no problem with it.. OK guys, girls and whatevers..It is Thirstday, and I gotta get ready for Vodkaday.. The critters have been kind of quite, they are afraid that I jinxed them and we are really going to have a miserable Miss March..So be it.. Remember if you don't like the weather move....YO ERN!! you ready??.. If I wasn't ready Phil, I wouldn't be here..Yeah but you gotta be ready...I'm ready Phil... Hey Ern, you know if your not ready, your not ready....PULLLEEZZZZZE!! not in the morning Phil...Ern it is the most important time to be ready...if you ain't ready in the morning, you ain't ready..OK! Phil I don't know if I am ready... I KNEW IT!! YOU AIN"T READY!! Phew, the shit I gotta put up with around here.
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