We had the Pretzel Man selling his mustard laden dough balls.
Tonight should be something off the charts. Just follow the road less traveled to a place of no return............Have fun and BBL.
Saturday, March 24, 2012
TODAY IS SATURDAY, MARCH 24th, 2012 A.D.
We had the Pretzel Man selling his mustard laden dough balls.
Tonight should be something off the charts. Just follow the road less traveled to a place of no return............Have fun and BBL.
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Yes Villestock has been going wild, Everything has been a hit especially The Polka Contest that was won by Chineese Guy that never Danced before.
And all the stonners that showed up from the original Woodstock back and 69, it was crazy I heard one of them say to his Buddy when he saw a fly sitting on a Pile of shit Damnnnnnn he really had to go bad!!!!! Then there was this girl that pulled out of her Plastic bag 1 Bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 pint of Milk
1 single serving of ceral
1 frozen dinner
and this stoner walks over and says your single right ? And she look at him with disdain and says real sarcastically no shit Sherlock how did you ever guess? He said because your so ugly and walked away.
You two fucks are having a real blast ain't ya?? When two Huns leave the Ville make sure it is spic and span..Just visiting I can see that any or all bylaws are just by passed. The critters are jumpin and a jivin, the old dirt road never looked so good..You two are incorrigible.
Your gonna love this one. Plain leaves at 2:30, Cruise director Floyd, tells us to be there at 12 as all flights are booked and the lines will be atrocious..We arrive about twelve and walk right through security..took about 5 minutes..YEP!! The Plain is delayed till 4:30 (called that one). Into Chickie and Petes, for lunch and some cool beverages..Get done eatin girls leave, guys are still at the table watchin ESPN..Floyd says, Yo E, tell the manager to turn on the horse racing channel, (yeah you know where this is going), Hey my man, would you turn on the horse racing channel.. Don't know if I can get it.. Voice, belonging too Floyd 218. Sure enough here comes Aquaduct, Oaklawn, and the rest of them..He says who do you like, we got the New York Daily News..I say what's the difference we gotta sit here for two fuckin hours and pretend we are playing..NOT MY MAIN MAN FLOYD!! (Sorry Plain, you are only one of my main men) Floyd says I got Dave Ecks account number we got like 300.00...YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! So we start firing and we fired all three hundred, 30 drinks, the manager kept yellin how we doing (I told him he was our partner).. Needless to say "FLIGHT 238 FOR TAMPA NOW BOARDING" We did not hit a fucking race, so I say to Floyd hurry up get one more in.. He says we only got 1.90.. How the fuck do you get a 1.90 (That was what Dave Eck said yesterday)..I said hey Davey calm down if we woulda hit you woulda been in..Well here comes the bar bill..190.00 with tip..I hand it too the manager and say that was your share of the losing, and run out.. I hear Floyd, KEEBLER YOU OWE ME 50.00, you aggravating little fuck..Yo, we aint off the ground yet..I live in some kinda twilight aura, I don't see anybody else hootin and hollering in a fucking airport, bettin exactas with the manager, and runnin out on the tab..More too come, just think how the flight went, when in last class I hit the stewardess up with 40.00 and tell her I need two vodkas and sprite and two beers, she forgets the fuckin Sprite..So there is Simple doing 8 shots of vodka on the Plain.. Need I say more, as we didn't get here till 7:30, then everybody is going to lay down, not RoBo Tom and RoBo Sue. Yo E, lets go down the Tilted Kilt well right here I coulda just racked it, but NOOOOOOOO!!! not Simple.. So we get a cab too the bar..get burgers and beer watch a game, now going on 11..He says you ready.. I said BURP!! Go outside, I said where is the cab..We're marchin back Lance Corporal....YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDIN RIGHT..!!!! Nooooooo I ain't kidding fall in..It gotta be 18 miles to this fuckin hotel. well maybe a mile or two..and there is RoBo Sue in front pumping her arms up and down, Robo Floyd behind her calling cadence, and Brian Monaghan and his wife Colleen (poor kids) first trip with us..Man can they hang..Oh yeah, and Simple wipin up the rear, saying my prayers as I actually thought this might be it..especially when Floyd screamed LANCE CORPORAL!!WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRACTOR TRAILER... I didn't even see the fuckin thing..Get back to the room, Strebor had all kinds of booby traps set up, as I fell over a chair lamp and couch..She picks the head off the pillow and says.. Simple is that you...NOOOO!! Strebor it's Jack the Ripper. She says you gotta take a shower you smell like gasoline..I said diesel fuel.. Diesal Fuel?? Tell Ya tomorrow.. Tell you guys too. Party at Marchiano's on the bay..Ernie Claus Time..
Every Body Wang Chung Tonight.....Nothing like a good party at some body elses house.........who is out of town.....
Party Hardy.....will check back with you revelers later........
HOLY SHIT...What a party........this place is getting down and nobody is bothering us.....A couple of locals who accused us of littering but we told them we know Phil and they said they don't want to go through that again.....Simple...Wheres the......Never mind they found it...... before this place blows up TAPS..for all........God Bless us one and all............And God save the Queen and the party Animals...And Simple and his Spring Training friends, and the people of Florida and all the South Eastern part of the United States....The Stewardesses and Pilot of the Plain....All the people at the Airport.....Poor Strebor..The Phillies and anyone else I forgot.....TAPS
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