Sunday, March 11, 2012
Today is the 11th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012
Okay Okay I was ask last night do Toads cause warts, holds out my hands wtf? Why do us Toads get picked on all the time ? All we want to do is Golf! And us poor Toads alawys have to take a back seat to Frogs. Frogs get kissed and turned into Princes. Well here is some good news for all the Toads out there.Toads do not cause warts.And hear is some even better news and a lil known fact about us Toads. Toads produce a substance from the parotid gland behind the eyes that act as protection. It is a toxin that can mak other animals sick and can make it very irritating. But wait til ya hear this..............there are alot of people that lick Toads in an attempt to get high from a supposed pyschedelic substance on theit skin.And there is a Bufo Toad that does contain a Psychedelic substance that makes ya halluncinate.And there are alot of people that get arrested for Toad Licking. But if any of you Hott chicks want to try some Toad Licking welllllllllll smirks neva mind............I'm off too practice...................Simple your computer should feel okay pretty soon..................POOF
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Whose is licking Toads? Rivet, Rivet.......
Toads, did you say toads? Plain, I loves ya but that was a most disgusting post. People licking toads to get high, ugh!!! I often wondered tho after the Princess kissed the frog and he became a Prince if the next time she kissed him did he turn back into a frog? Help!!! Croak, croak, ribit, ribit! By the way the Simple One is alive and kicking, spent some remote time with him and cuzes yesterday.
OK Sages and Sagettes.......I am thinking of a name....Richie something and he lived between Mitchell and Manayunk Ave. on rector ST. Rtight side going toward Manayunk Ave. He drove a Corvette. I worked with him at Rorer for a short while before he quit. Now the Prize is........you get to lick a Toad after they cross Port Royal............
Sorry McCurious can't come up with a Richie something.
Richie Sedwick drove a vette but that was his Brother Bills.Rick was a great Guy was killed in nam God rest his soul.
Freckles, Toads, sick puters..Wait till you hear this one. Get too my cousin Frankies Friday night. More determined than ever to tune into the Ville, so Plain can't be accusing me of VODKADAY Virus..Say my helloes and say I gotta get on the puter..Down the steps I trip, vodka in hand, and open up his lap top..press some kinda button, and yep, here comes Norton, this is how you buy this continue here push this continue button. What the fuck!! This is the same shit Easy had to fix at my shop..half hour goes bye,, YO Ern what are you doing? Something is wrong with your puter....Ain't nothin wrong with my puter.. Well come look at it.. What the fuck is Norton?? I think he used to hang with Kramden.. What did you do?? Didn't do anything... Fuck ya didn't they want us to buy Norton.. Welll tell them we don't want it and get it off of there so I can use the computer.. We get rid of that and now we can't get on the internet..He looks at the router and says the router ain't working. WHOA!! Frank the solar storm must have infected your computer system.. Yeah, Yeah, did you read about that?? Sure did.. That has to be it...So problem solved and we go enjoy what is left of VODKADAY...Next day have a cousins surprise birthday party, and as I walk in this beautiful young girl walks up to me, (TRUTH) and says, which one are you PLAIN OR SIMPLE?? I am taken a little off guard and blurt out, what you read Plain and Simple?? Yes I do.. Well honey you have a 50-50 chance right now, which one do you think I am?? yep,,looks at me and says you have to be PLAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! gettin up off the floor YOUR KIDDIN RIGHT..No I am serious...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I swear I am Simple, look at me, can't you see I am Simple..LOL!! Sooooo as this weekend comes to a close and and I was walking out to my car. My cousin yelled, Oh yeah, I called verizon, somebody punched the key that knocks you off the internet...I just acted like I didn't hear him, but it was hard not to see him in my rear view mirror giving me the finger...Jimmy the streets you gave me, I can't figure out who that could be. Sedgey lived on Terrace, his older brother was Scooter...like Plain said he drove a Vet..Hopkins ring a bell. just a thought..
Along with Terry and The Rest Of The Ville.. R.I.P. Sedge, a real American Hero..
As for the rest of you..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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