It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..About time it is now post time..Go away for a couple of days and the place gets all spic and span.. Well, the critters are in for a big surprise, as I loaded up the truck with Vodka and Beer and party hats and those things you put in your mouth and blow on and a tongue like appendage shoots out and hits the other guy in the face.. Gosh!!! I love those things.. I have annoyed more people with that apparatus than any other ever invented.. The critters were stirring earlier, but I know they really are racked out, Plain and McParty, beat them up pretty good..I also dropped off some good wholesome nuts and berries and cereals, you know Plain, they do have to be fed...Anyway, I am back on the road again today, and I know when I get back they will be a hootin and a hollerin and a wreckin the Ville.. YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little Spring Training Lore...Party at Frankie and Cathy Marchiano's, great people.. never ever forgot where they came from.. Party was terrific, but I never saw a party where the 20 and 30 year olds stood on the top deck and watched the 50 and 60 year olds party on....One of the highlights was me and Dave dancin the tango..That was unique..Floyd and Phillys took the jitterbug trophy as usual..and we all did our rendition of Christmas in Clearwater with Ernie Clause.....Yeah, we make the most of our opportunities. You never know when we may not be invited back...In all honesty the trip was great for a lot of reasons, just being with my Friends, and Brothers, seeing all the people we saw..., a great party, lots of laughs as usual..Spending some quality time with Streebs..marching like I was back in the Corps, the whole trip was great...Oh yeah, there were some Phillies games, you believe that shit???LOL!!! Me and Dave went to Vegas one time and we had to land in Pittsburgh to pick up some fellow gamblers, me and him, had already been into the Vodka, when this fuckin plane hit the ground and bounced about a mile...no exaggeration...Well when we landed in Philly the other day, this Plain hit the ground and I thought the wheels were coming through the floor.. SHOCK ABSORBERS!! I saw people jump like somebody put a hot poker up their ass..
OK today, let's talk about some doubles, let's talk about some doubles..you know like double down, or he hit a double, or I had to take a double take...or I was seeing double...You know double trouble....come on in I didn't use them all...have a good time, great too be back and I will talk to you later...Come on in and don't trip over any critters.....
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My brain is still not operating on full throttle and I think you used all the doubles that I can think of at this time. May bbl with more if the brain kicks in! Ditto on your quotes about Clearwater; always a good time with all!
Double up !! Double down ! If you can double up, why can't you double down?
Double mint double mint gun..Double your pleasure, double your fun double mint double mint gum..Doubles in Tennis..
Doubles as in, that Hannibal Lector is Simple's double..
DOUBLE BUBBLE!!
Possibly the best bubble gun ever, well, Bazooka was pretty good..and baloney was really good..and, never mind we are doing Doubles.., not gum...Don't come in here and start doing gum Plain.. stick with the theme..yeah right.. Holy Moley, tomorrow is VODKADAY.. Gotta get on the road....Phil says, why do you say you gotta get on the road?? You ain't really on the road, the truck is....It is just an expression Phil.. Oh OK, so you already knew you weren't really on the road... Yeah, Kinda, I think so...Leave me alone OK dude I just got back.. I am still seeing DOUBLE!!!
I Rember I went out With Twin Witches one Summer in Margate I didn't know which Witch was witch because they were Identical Twins.
And once in class I rember the teacher said a double negative forms a Positive.Then he stated in Russia a double negative is still a double negative.However he pointed out there is no Language when a double Positive can form a negative. So I yelled out yeah , right,And I got Double idefinate detention . So that was all bullshit too.And Father Fitzpatrick had no sense of Humor.
And I knew this Girl that had Idential Twins and had to put them up for adoption.Years later she found out they were adopted on by a Spanish couple and he was named Juan.They lived in New York and the Other one was adopted by an Egyptian couple and named him Amal but they moves back to Egypt.The Mom was so sad she got to meet Jaun but she never could find out Where Amal was.So I told her dont worry about it there Idential right!!!!! Once you've seen Jaun you've seen Amal ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chit a Knee slapper call 911 i'm dying here Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Makes a fist with both hands and rubs my eyes.
Once you seen Juan you seen Amal, oh chit, haaa haahahahaaa!! didn't see that one comin, call 911 again. In fact call them twice. HAAAHhhahahh!
Some of the most feared words in boot camp "DOUBLE TIME HUUH!!!!!..Oh my I hated Double Time....Yo!! kid you ready?? Yo Dad it's early...Yeah but we gotta get the Daily Double In...Come on!!! The first and only exotic bet at the race track.. The old Daily Double.....it has since been trumped by the exacta, superfecta, pick-three pick-four pick-six, quinella, and last but not least the late Daily Double...Anyway it is still DoubleDay, and we all know Abner founded the game of baseball..Little known fact I think his name was DoubleDay because he used to stutter and everytime somebody asked him, hey Abner what day is it?? he would answer uhmm uhmm,,uhmmm MONDAY, MONDAY, yep it's uhmmm MONDAY MONDAY.. but if they asked him what time the game was?? he would say one o'clock.. He only repeated himself when it came to Days...Yep, thus the name DoubleDay....You heard it hear first on Plain and Simple...Be back for TAPS in a leetle while Cheenure....Cheenure is the deep South American word for Senor' and is a Double Letter score in scrapple..oh chit 911, 911...
Remember the first time you got Double Jumped in Checkers, what a blow to the good old checker game..Hey man, what ya doin? I'm Double Jumpin ya...What the fuck, it ain't bad enough I got jumped, now I gotta get double jumped..In all likelihood, probably loose the game. The last time I stayed in a DoubleTree Hotel I found out why they called it DoubleTree., but see if you can tell me why.......I ain't given this one up..
OK, just was outside and me and the critters were throwing chairs and bottles and each other all over the old dirt road..I told them a story about a guy named Gary Heidnik, he of Philadelphia Horror House fame.. It was 25 years ago, that he drove into the pine barrens and dumped the body of one of the girls he had electrocuted in his dungeon..the critters, were like, why did he come out here?? I said look around you guys, there ain't nobody here to catch his ugly ass, and not much has changed in 25 years..What a whacko that son-of-a-bitch was...they poisoned him a little too late.. he was in jail like 12 years, before they lit him up..shoulda been smoked long before that...They used that Buffalo Bill in The Silence Of The Lambs as his Double...true fact....OK guys, lets, get ready to knock down..YO BLAT!! why the fuck did you hit SLAT?? Youf said Knuck Downt..ant Downt he vent...WHOA SLAT!! let it go dude...ENOUGH!! ARK! Keep it going, Keep it going.. Hey you green piece of eagle shit, why do you always say things twice..ARK! It's Double Day, It's Double Day.. No way parrot, you do that every day..you do that every day..fucker go me doing it now.. YO MEERE!! let's hit it dude...Not tonite Simple to much messin up to do...I'm hangin out...Hatoona Matada Simple....Yeah Meere, Hatoona Matada.. as for the rest of you..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..........
Haaaaaaaaaa Ya See Jaun ya seen Amal haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who who whoooooo.Okay Okay composure mmmmmmm The Double Tree Hotel got it'sw name byyyyyyy ya ready for this? Okay before the Hiltons Brought the dump it was called Guest Quarters and belive it or not the Logo GQ kind of looked like two Trees so They called it Double Tree and ya heard it here first on Plain and Simple........walks away laughing ya seen Jaun ya seen Amal
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