"Today Is The 5th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

"It Ist Nowt Poost Tum."
Ve Art Offt!!! Goot Mornint dis ist Blat, int cased youf didn't knowt it, I am a Slovckein frand of Sample, he ist supposed to tich me englisht. He stinks, ast I speak, he ist behint me viff a pallow stuck toot hist face, and dat stupid Kot ist next to himt the same vay. Dey art trying to rap da pallows offt ich athers faces..P. U. da sheet I gots to pat oop vit aroundt here..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................GET OUT BLAT!! Who the hell ever told you, you could jump on the computer,,,,NOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T JUMP ON THE COMPUTER YOU FUCKIN IDIOT...!! IT JUST GOT WELL... Real nice, I gotta be real nice.. OK, Blat, here let me give you a cup of coffee..HAHAHAH....Vat ist so fanny Sample??? Look at Meere, with that pillow stuck to his eyeballs he just stubbed his toes on that door, now he is hopping around on one leg with a pillow stuck to his face.. Oh chit, I miss this place....Hey Blat!! take Meere with you, and lead him around for the day, make sure he don't fall in any sinkholes or bang into any pine trees..These critters make my day...
Well Ladies and Gentleman, looks like the puter is well, till Friday..LOL!!! so I can start my shenanigans again.. Wake Up Plain!! I don't think you are goofing today...
Serious Moment: I believe that we all have a tendency to prejudge..I am not saying that we all do it, but I would think that somewhere, someway, in our lives we are all guilty..I usually try not to prejudge, but I must admit I am guilty at times...I never watch women's basketball at any level..I don't know the players the teams, I don't watch the WNBA, if they are that good well why don't they play in the NBA?  I do know that The Connecticut Women's Basketball program is A number 1 and that is about it, but even I could not go on without hearing about Ellena Bella Donna...I called her Prima Donna....She of the six foot five height the incredible jump shot and determination to get to the hoop. She of the 80 straight foul shots made.. She of the four year scholarship to Connecticut, being the number one recruit in the nation...Another spoiled pampered American jock, this time a Princess, that would leave Connecticut the first night there, and go home and sit out a year to play for the University of Delaware, somebody must have given her a great offer....WRONG SIMPLE...Ellena has an older sister, her name is Lizzie.. Lizzie cannot see, hear, talk and just can communicate a few things, such as hunger and touching her sister Ellena..   Ellena was in her rack at  Connecticut and could not think of anything else but Lizzie..She asked a friend to please drive her home...She took Lizzie for a ride in the family golf cart and Lizzie was touching her hair and communicating with her as usual...She enrolled at Delaware to stay with her sister...Delaware Women's Basketball has never been 27-1..  She taps her side many times during a game, this is where her sisters name is tatood and she asks for inspiration... Lizzie, attends a special school two days a week where her Mom has donated her time as an assistant..Ellena  had the children and adults from the school attend a game.. She didn't know if they understood but she did see some smiles, of course not from her sister...At the end of the game, Ellena, shook each of their hands, and hugged them, when she got too Lizzie she,  hugged and kissed her, and Lizzie touched her hair.. She said in that moment she knew Lizzie was once again telling her how much she loved her.. I stand humbled, I prejudged, I apologize openly for my mistake, to the Bella Donna Family and Ellena and in particular to Lizzie.. God Bless All Of You...I have a feeling Delaware Women's Basketball Team is going to be heard from in the NCAA Tournament... Yeah I really do....