"It Is Now Flight Time."
We're Off...Well not yet, something like 1 O'clock, they never tell me the right time anyway...and I think we are leaving today..I sure hope Phil The Thrill, doesn't get pulled over for throwing a fingernail out the window..Talked too one of our faithful visistors last night, my GodDaughter Mingy, (It is an honor that her Mom and Dad (R.I.P.) Don, thought enough of me to ask me to be her GodFather, and she is a blessing, loves to break my stones about Christmas presents..) and she thought the Phillitter story was fictional..Yeah, I could see that.., in fact I could see people thinking Phil The Thrill is fictional, but no way he exists, and WOW! does he exist...6AM RINGA, RINGA, RINGA..Hulloooo...YOU UP E??? Hulllooo.. YO ERN YOU UP!!! Who is this, and what time is it?? IT'S PHIL AND IT IS 6 BELLS, YOU GOTTA GET READY FOR SPRING TRAINING....click...RINGA, RINGA, RINGA, RINGA.....I'M UP!! Flight is at 1 or 2 or somewhere around there, and here I am stumbling around the Ville at 6 Bells..OK, schedule, get on PLAIN, now that is fun..No, in all seriousness, yeah right, after boarding, get into last class, yep the last three seats in the back of the PLAIN. This is where the stewardesses operate their operation..Me, Floyd and Dave will whack them up a few bucks, and get started having some Bloody Mary's....Wait a minute, that is when we leave at 6 AM..We will already have had some Bloody Mary's by 1 or 2 or 3 or whatever time we take off..I don't really care about these matters, just get there safe with family and friends and I am a happy man...LET'S GO E!!! Phil I gotta little work to do, and I don't think I have too be at the airport 6 or 7 hours in advance.. You know what those drinks cost in an airport bar? One time our PLAIN got delayed for two hours and cost us 300.00 dollars, of course there were 3 of us..LOL!! Time to get some work done..I will try and find a puter somewhere over the weekend and say hello..HELLO PLAIN!! HELLO McWHOEVERYOUARE!! Watch the game we will be in the picnic area, well most of us will be in the picnic area..I have too go spread my warmth..That should make any multitude of people sick....SEE YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So not fair, everyone's going to Beerwater except McWhatshisname and Me.We have feelings too ya know!And Simple you can't just get on a Plain you have to be cute and a Female.It's as simple as that.And almost anyone can be Simple nods and starts singing and dancing" if you wanna make me simple , just put a Drink in my handdddd"You'll never know and you wont understand.How Plain can be simple until you put a drink in my Hand.Thats a new song out on the country western stations.And it so fits.
All you Roxbroughites have a Great time on your Trip,be safe and root root root for the Home team.
$2.00 Night in the Ville. ALL WEEKEND.......A Long Weekend..Plain has the tickets....Starts at 6:00 PM Thirstday and goes until Midnight, Monday........Stamps on you hand will be provided if you want to leave and come back......We are very fair........No Rules....Bring your friends, with or without Fur...
Great Idea McParty, we can have Dancing over the Rec and Swimming at the bathie. Of course there has to be ranks> From 6 to 7 will be Girls then 7 to 8 Guys, then 8 to 9 co ed I'll be checking to make sure the Bathing suits are dry and that no one is cheathing.And McDiskjocky can run the Music. And there will be guest singers from different Corners.This maybe bigger than Woodstock!!!!!!I'll get back with more details, I'm already getting calls for tickets and people are canceling their trip to beerwater. I'm sure Mc Party will have some great Ideas on this.
Well, while the cat's away the mice will play.....Simple says there are no rules....but he has some standards that are like rules.....Throw them away for the weekend.....I'm thinking in the Pinies we can have Chinese Lanterns, Kon-Tiki torches, like City line of Old....Red Plastic cups,candles to keep the bugs away, a giant tent for the rain on Saturday, HorseShoe Pit, dancing girls or non-dancing girls, Dunk Tank, Wet T-Shirt Contest, and the list goes on, and on.....What a Gala.....Need a photgrapher to save the memories......Record Spinner, really loud speakers....Trikes for traveling...IBB later......
I think this will work we can get Hair Pie to run the Horse shoe tournament. Thousands will sign up, we can tell them their Secretariat's shoes and the winners get's to keep them.And I have an old tent from Barnum & Baileys.
Whew!!!!!!! rough night TAPS
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