Monday, July 9, 2012

Today Is The 9th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.We're Off...News Flash, we have a new country signing on, one Rhwanda, the whole HOT N' TOT tribe has joined the Ville, they were so happy too see that someone recognized their society and their rites of passing and passion...and they are a very passionate bunch of HOTTIES AND TOTTIES..Today being a Monday and getting close to mid July it is time for a Phillies check...
I being the baseball authority that I am, and resident Simpleton that I am, I made a prediction in April, that the Phillies, would win the division, win the pennant and win the World Series..Through April, May and 1/2 of June, with the DL list staggering to unbelievable, they were still holding their own, they were about 6 games behind Washington, and right around 500...what happened? Implosion, I don't know what happened, heads down, missing balls, bad plays, swinging at bad pitches, really hurting bullpen... everything that can go wrong, especially when there is very small margin for error...Can they do what I said?? Well, I would be remiss, if I retracted my statements, so I will stick with them, because I really can't lose..If they do what I said, I will be a baseball guru with no equal and if they don't, I will just be The Simpleton at the Ville, but in reality if there isn't changes in attitude, changes in latitude very soon, 2012 is going to be a wash out season...Turn it on, sign Hamels..What I really am waiting for is the exodus of the band wagon jumpers..Seven years ago about half those people at the stadium couldn't tell you one player that played for the Phillies, they will be the first too say Adios..
Baseball, Monday, bring anything you like, I gotta get some work done, the Ville is still blazing and still painted up in Red White and Blue kinda like it, kinda looks like my eyes after a VodkaDay...Have fun and welcome to the Ville ....Hebubunko Sallaasmaad...and Imeldisco Comfongolickmo...they are the two leaders of THE HOT N' TOTS....

11 comments:

Finn McHopeful said...

I am still hanging on to the ever frayed rope of hope.....Yep it is getting thinner but after the All-Star break is my WFT point...I still see some rays of hope....The light at the end of the tunnel is not a train...I hope....Sooooooooo...We shall see.......

Strebor keeping the days straight said...

Hangin' in there with the Phils; love them too much to do anything else. And, ahhhhhhhh Simple the Hot n Tots must be keeping you busy as it is Monday, July 9, 2012.
Tomorrow will be Tuesday, The 10th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2012.

Big Sister said...

Simple One stop pretending you are Marty McFly and jumping into the future.

Finn said...

Close enough.........

Simple said...

I like Marty McFly..

Ernie said...

Plain is down, Plain is down..Prayers for my brother..rushed to the hospital last night.., don't know what is wrong yet. as soon as I find out I will let you know..Drop a prayer..Thank You..

Finn said...

Done

Strebor said...

Simple please keep us informed. Prayers are being said.

Simple said...

Don't want to call tonight..Will find out early tomorrow..I think that tough old Plain will be fine.
Gotta stay on third for awhile. They ain't sendin us home yet..
Gotta chill a little. I know I will start thinkin, in fact I am calling now..fuck it..

Simple said...

PLAIN SAID HE FEELS FINE, THEY CHECKED HIS HEAD AND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE, SHOULD BE HOME TOMORROW!! I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP IF I DIDN'T CALL HIM. WITHOUT PLAIN THERE AIN'T NO SIMPLE..GET BETTER BROTHER.
As for the rest of us..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS..

Finn Mc Happy said...

GREAT