It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...First and foremost get well Plain...You are in our prayers brother man..I will try to make the Ville survive without you for a couple of days, but that will be awfully hard...(gag) (gag)..You know I love ya brother..Call you later.
Onto todays quest for knowledge that cannot be found anywhere else on the internet or in the universe..A little more on yesterdays little known fact, Linda LoveLace actually started out blowing Bubbles...only in this case Bubbles was the tight end on the high school football team..She said once she popped Bubbles they started calling him Bubba..you heard it here first on Plain and Simple..
Todays date 7/11 big numbers in the game of craps..anybody betting the pass line wins when on the first throw the dice come out either 7 or 11..very quick if 2-3or 12 come out on the first roll you lose...any other number 4-5-6-8-9-10 come out..you get the dice back and have to throw that number again before you throw a seven...Ahhhhh!!! that is when they yell 7 out...hope you got that, craps is actually a really easy game, the side bets and odds are what get people confused..Took me about 3 hours and 40,000.00 to learn it..no, I already knew how to play from games down on Baker Street with my Dad...Now there were some crap games..I don't really have much going today..if you get a chance and you can find one play your numbers in a 7/11 today..Karma people, Karma, it works. Just look at Plain and Simple...bring anything you like, have a good time..
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Hmmmmmmmmmm Ive been reading back and I see all this porn!!!!! Wtf did you do to this Place I thought Deep Throat had something to do with Water Gate. I rember when Forrest Gump Called because the flashlights were keeping him awake. But Now your talking BJ'S throws up my hands and shakes my Head...........walks off wispering Miss Lovelace yo miss Lace.
I am over here Mr. Plain, look see the girl with the diamond necklace and a really long neck..that is me Mr. Plain. I hope you are as good looking as you sound.
WHOA!!! Hey Mizz Lace or whoever your are, Plain is married..he cannot be looking for long necked chicks..UHMMMM!! this Simpleton on the other hand is ahhhhh you know a hhaha, well you know a guy about town, suave, debonaire, uhhmm, very good around women, a much better dancer than Mr. Plain, and you don't have too call me Mr. you can just call me Simple.. so the next time you visit, hey think about giving me a shout..did I say I was really cool, and uhmmm talented and uhmmmmm what the fuck else do girls like?? oh uhmmmm Simple....!!
Glad to see your back to fighting health.......Simple didn't do too good in Plain Withdrawl.......
Famous quote from the Throat Movie: The opening scene...
Do you mind if I smoke while you eat.....Classic
I guess that was when smoking was OK.....
Haaaaaaaa I still can't get over tricky Dick I didn't know he had an intern Named Linda Lovelace.......WHAT? Holds out my hands.......And I wanna say thanks for all the nice words I went thru like 100 test and they were all negative......... I woke up from the last one and the room was all Dark and the curtains pulled and the Doc was standing there, I said Doc why's it dark and the curtains pulled ? he said you've been here 3 Days and Ive been getting to know you pretty good, and there was a big fire across the street , I didn't want you to think you Passed away.......I told the fucker you don't sign these papers to let me outta here you will wish you did.Smirks and soft shoes out of the Ville.
Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Plain, McNasty is wrong, everything was fine here while you were gone.. we met some professional actresses, and they seemed to like me...they haven't responded yet, but how can they not like me..UH Mizz Lace if you are visiting..You are welcome to come on out to the Ville and say Hi to the Goat and MeereKat, and Squirrel and Parrot and Blat and Slat and me..Yep all those people live here, quite a menagerie., and I have run into quite a few people that will ask me..Hey you Simple so and so, how is the goat..HEY YOU OK BILLY!!!!YYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!If Billy is OK and Plain is OK..let's call it a day..number 11 of July 2012 in the books baby...
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
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Great to see you are ok T..
OH wise jedi knight the one and only Plain - WELCOME BACK!!! STAY WELL!!!
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