It Is Now Post Time.. the horses are entering the track, the 1 horse is shitting, true story, look at my buddy Jack, and say, yo that was the horse we were going to bet..He says, so what? Yo dude he is shitting..He says, so what? I said, you ever try running after you took a shit...He says, yeah today before the first race, when I came out of that bathroom over there and saw there was only 1 minute till post..Oh Yeah, did you get the bet in on time...NO, as a matter of fact I didn't..WELL THEN YOU GET MY POINT, A FUCKING HORSE CAN'T RUN AFTER IT SHITS!!! So he agrees with Simple and we play another horse, and the 1 goes wire to wire, wins pays 19.00 exacta 87.00., and Jack says, horses can't run after they shit huh?? I am still banging my head against the rail, and the fuckin 1 horse is still running. I told Jack, only if they have to take another shit...He didn't know much about horse racing and says no shit...I said, yep no shit....PHEW!! how pissed was I..
Another horse racing classic, we had this friend that no matter what you said, he would say I KNEW THAT ...You all know those types, they know the Unknown Soldiers GrandFather..We had a horse running at Aquaduct in the fourth race, so we go for the whole day...The second race my buddy Jack (same one) comes up to me and says look at the 2 horse..I look and this horse doesn't have a shot...I tell Jack, he sucks man, he is 50-1,, he says look at his name..The fuckin horses name is I KNEW THAT, and he is 50-1..I tell Jack, dude we gotta put at least 20.00 on him too win...Anyway I KNEW THAT wins the race me and Jack are high fivin and our other friend says, you guys had that...UHMM yeah, yeah we didn't know where you were...He says man that is a 100.00 horse, what made you pick him, and he starts looking at the racing form...So, I start showing him where the horse had a bad race two back, finished 9th but it looked like he was making a move...He contemplates it, and say yeah, but had to be something else...So, I say, well his father won up here 8 years ago, so his family must like the track..He looks at the paper again and says, oh yeah, then he looks at me and says,, I KNEW THAT!!!!...I almost fuckin lost it, I look at Jack and he has his head down, and he is laughing so fucking hard, I had to tell the other dude I had to take a shit and ran in the bathroom..lmfbo.....I don't know how many of our visitors like horse racing, but to me, it is thee greatest of sports, not only the race itself, but the horses, jockeys, the betting, the day at the track always with a bunch of friends, it is just a good day, and especially if you win a few bucks....
OK onto bigger and better. Hey Plain when The General (Inspiration) and Easy (Everything) started this Ville, it was me and you..This is not a popularity contest, but I take exception to the fact that so many people seem to think the Ville sucked with you on the DL for a few days..Now, by nature I am not a jealous person, but having to take a back seat to you, does not sit well with the Hoster errrrr Poster. I miss a few weekend days..(ahem). and I get gunned down like some cur...If all the visitors and citizens think his Jedi Knight Ass could pull this Ville together without me, you are as whacked as him...How you like them beans Plain...
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Says No Comments, here at Plain and Simple.. I got a comment..I just found out his, trike ridin, smirkin, fuckin dancin, finger givin, incorrigable self, none other than Mr. Plain was fuckin golfin,,I'm over here Jonesin about his hospital stay..and he is out golfin with the fuckin TOADS, not only that I had to visit the Yunk on Tuesday, and charged a room at Motel Morris, they have a few, this is the one on Pensdale..Well the proprietor tells me the TOADS are all meeting there at 7 AM. I warned the proprietor one Dave Morris, that if they fucked with me, I would extract my revenge..He must have warned them as nobody woke me up...but, may I say as I went to pick my boots up, I grabbed the laces of one boot and the other one came up and hit me in the face..what the fuck, fuckin boots..UH-UH wasn't that the laces were tangled, they were tied together in a Polish knot..I somehow will get you Butchie, when you least expect it you are getting it..I may put hot pepper in your peroggi, or I my screw up your next glumki with a dead fly, I will get you, oh Polish Prince, I have a black eye and I am still walking with the laces tied together because I can't figure out this Polish knot..
That was STUMBLIN SIMPLE...AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW..MY FRIENDS ARE ON MY SHIT LIST MAN....!! and I still ain't allowed to be a TOAD..you believe that shit....I am the biggest TOAD of all of them...
It will always be Plain & Simple, without one there ain't no other!
Simple Simple dont ever belive anyone could write the Horse Shit you write on this Blog. There is no plain and Simple without you! Besides if I didn't say that you might get pissed off and Quit then I would have to do it. Anywho keep up the good work, and I'll just work off what you say. Some people think we talk about what we are going to say in this Blog. Impossible I dont even know what I am saying. And mmmmmmmmm one more thing WHERE THE HELL IS CATEY?
And yes I did go golfing with the Toads the day after I left the Hospital. The Doc didn't say not too ! I wish he would have I sucked.And I went Today and I will go tomorrow. Moon walks off the Stage.
Keep on dancin' Plain!
Now see just when I think Plain is going for my jugular he has to put on the nice act...now I feel bad..I just wanted to be a TOAD, and I sorts lost my temper..Sorry Plain and Butch, and yeah and Dave, it wasn't Rodney that ate your peach ice cream, it was me..I guess I am on my friends shit list.WOW!! that's a first..lmfbo!!
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