It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..After I deliver the bridge, I have to get the truck on the road, and wait till you hear where I have to go....you ain't going to fucking believe it, but I can't make this shit up....DRUM ROLL EASY................................................................................................Morris Plains, New Jersey... you gotta be shittin me, not only does he have a fuckin town named after him, I have to go there..The man haunts me....Of all the towns and places in this fukin world, I gotta go to Morris Plains, New Jermany..that is a 100% truth..it is hard for me to believe...PHIL THAT USED TO BE A THRILL FROM NEW JERMANY, just stared at the screen last night, and says, is that where Plain lives?? I was so dumbfounded that I think I said, I don't know if he lives there, but the place must be named after him...You know I gotta get some pictures..,let you now what his town looks like..i hope he isn't a slum lord..Long day ahead..on the Road with Phil. You have no idea what that is like...you just may as well put a chicken in the cab with you and see what happens...
3 comments:
And, there is also a MorrisVILLE, along with Morris Plains. Oh I think there are some stories here. Bring it on Plain, Simple and McFinn! Should prove to be an interesting day in Plain & Simple Ville!
yes there is a Morrisville and a Morris Plains and the realestate up there is very expensive. I used to have a great time up there in Morris Plains. When ya get there Simple stop at Marios pizzeria best Pizza around , or at the Tabor Road Tavern right off route 10 and get the Rib eyed Burger you wont find any better.I used to hang out in those parts way back. But the Cops are looking for me up there so I dont go there anymore. One night I was driving Home and was three sheets to the wind and got pulled over by a State Trooper and he says you going to a fire I said nope are you ? He says lets see your License smart ass , so I said I dont have one. He goes you dont have one ! And why not? I said DUI about 4 years ago.So he says lets see your Registration Papers I said I dont have any . He goes why not ? I said I stole this car. He said you WHAT? I said ya and killed the guy that owened it, I cut him up and the body parts are in the trunk! He is backing away and pulls out his gun and calls for Backup.......well in like 5 minutes there's like 5 cop cars there and 4 more State Police. They all have their guns out and the captain says get out of the car hands up! I get out and said something wrong Tropper ? He said you bet my man said you dont have a License and you stole this car ! I handed him my License and he goes open the trunk So I opened it and it's empty.....He goes wait a minute my man told me you dont have a license you stole this car and killed the owener and chopped him up and had him in the Trunk. I smiled and went wow bet the liar said I was speeding too.
Your too much Plain, but let me tell you a little highway humor today..My co-pilot in the rig I was driving was one Mike, The Tike, Phil The Thrills Son, home from college and a great kid..Phil and Ernie are behind us in the pick-up..Pretty smooth sailin into Morris Plain,,(you gotta be fuckin kiddin me..) we had to load about 14 tons of material, and took about 4 hours..THEN THE SHIT HITS THE FUCKIN FAN, BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE..WE MAKE A STOP FOR LUNCH AND THEN VILLE BOUND WITH A LOADED TRUCK WHEN LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD THE AIR CONDITIONER BLOWS THE FUCK OUT..YEP ME AND MIKE, 148 MILES FROM THE SHOP AND IT IS ABOUT A 120' IN THID FUCKING CAB..I HAD BOUGHT EXTRA WATER AT LUNCH, AND MIKE SAID..HEY E, WHY YOU BUYING ALL THAT WATER..I SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT KID ON DAYS LIKE THIS YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH WATER.. AS SIMPLE AND MIKE POURED IT OVER OUR FUCKIN HEADS FOR 100 MILES..Now I don't blame this fucked up world I inhabit for anything, as I figire I am driving the bus to hell anyway..well today I was driving a truck in hell...and where did the air conditioner blow up...Morris Plain, New Jermany..!!! Just sayin..fucker haunts me..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
Post a Comment