It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off..Just talked to Plain, he told me either do a post or get outta the Ville..I told the critters I was leavin, and we all have been partying ever since..What really is strange around here is the fact that we are all guys, well except for an errant female squirrel now and then for Sam The Man..Soooo I am open here today on VODKADAY, for nominees to be the first female critter at the Ville. There it is ladies, I know you peek in here every now and then, so come on, give me some ideas for a female critter..and no Strebor is not it..Strebor, whoever she or he is, is a citizen of this uhmmm place, in time and history, and no, just because there were chickens up my ass, I ain't of the female persuasion..Help me out ladies...I am counting on you...
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What do ya mean I ain't no lady???
Simple Simple if you want a Female in the ville you need rules!!!! So you better interview them first.
1 Make sure they know how to use a toliet seat if it's up , put it down
2 If they think there fat dont ask Prolly are )
3 Get rid of there cat no it's not different than and other cat
4 Shopping is not a sport
5 Anything they wear is fine ( Really )
6 Crying is Blackmail and not allowed in the Ville.
7 Tjere ex Boyfriend is , was and always will be an asshole
8 Ask what you want subtle hints dont work with guys
9 And no we dont know what day it is. Put important days on the post after The Year Of Our Lord 2012
10 And guys only have 2 or 3 Pair of shoes dont ask which pair of your 40 you should wear
11 Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in and arguement, all comments are null and void after 7 days, nods
12 When possible talking is only permitted during commercials. These are only a few I could think of I'm in a rush.
My goodness Strebor, nobody said you weren't a lady, just trying to preserve secret identities..As usual, no help.. this one wants interviews, this one is say WTF??? other ones are hiding..and what am I doing,,why I am tangoing through the Pine Barrens with a drunken goat..Yep any strangers that come into this place and have called me an asshole, I guess I can understand why..If I went into some Ville somewhere and started reading what is written here, I think I might call the guy something worse than an asshole..On that note, may I say I have interiewed, just as Plain so thouroughly instructed, one Hilda May Patch..Yep Little Known Fact, Hilda May is a GrandNiece of Patches, Patches was a very popular woman back in the 60's she lived by the river in old shanty town..now some people said because some rich dude wouldn't marry her, that she drowned herself..Not true, what they didn't say in the song was that Patches, went fucking berserk, yep, and slew half the guys in Old Shanty Town. Soooo, Hilda May has kinda made it clear too me that she wants the job..she also made it clear too me that Patches From Old Shanty Towns blood runs deep in her veins..She also made it clear to me that, she doesn't like squirrels, birds, goats, MeereKats or Slavs..uhmmm that means ahhh she only likes Plain or Simpleton men.., and Plain is married;;;uh-oh, blood in the Ville, sure hope it ain't mine..
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