It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..First Phillies game of the year..Simples prediction, once I grace that place with my royal presence, the Phillies will go on a run.., and I do mean royal presence as I am taking the queen..I told Dave we are right in between the pitcher and the catcher.., before I could finish he told me we will probably get hit with a lot of balls...My friends are definitely a bunch of comedians...If a balll is hit into section 117 first base side, it is miner..I am bringing a peach basket the critters gave me..all is fair, in love, war, and grabbing a foul ball..In reality (yeah right).., I could care less about foul fuckin balls.My Dad, Myself, My Uncle Don and Lou from Baltimore were all at a game, at the Vet and Hank Aaron was taking batting practice, hardly anybody was there.. I had a wee bit of a hangover and he hit a ball right next to our section, nobody was sitting there..My Dad says, YO Kid, go get the ball, he could be the home run king some day...With all due respect Dad, you want that ball you go get it. Son is dying over here..He stands up starts walking over, takes a sip of his beer and says..Your right fuck that ball...Let's get it on Phils 13 back a whole lot to play...Make up ground time..It is time.anybody looking for me 15 rows back first base side, in between the pitcher and catcher...DUCK!!! You will know it is me, because I will have black jeans, a winter hat turned backwards, and black snow boots...Some of you may be laughing at that statement, people that know me, will just know that is me....Have a great Sunday..and I hope the people that want to comment can start making it happen..
4 comments:
Lucky you! It's a wonder you haven't gone down with a heat stroke the way you dress. How can you stand those kind of clothes in 90 degree heat. You must have anemia and need a blood transfusion. See if we can get a bat to enter the ville and that might be the end of Simple. Only kidding; enjoy the game.
Maybe a bat on the first base side....that I am sure you will keep because it will be part of you........Duck away Simple.....Have fun.
Ahhhhhhhhh Baseball the greatest game ever played.But it is also a long suffering season or seasons.If you dont have the endurance toget over the hard times,bad hops,bad luck,failure of at least 70 % or better at Hitting , and all the other things that happen that try your patience, You wont last long in the game.
Damn I just saw a fan in black Pants and snow boats with his Hat on backwars make the greatest catch I ever saw and didnt spill a drop of his beer, unbeliveable.
Yay, the Phillies won one; maybe the Simple One brought them good luck!
Hope you all had a great day, have a good night and a better tomorrow.
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the hills,
from the lakes,
from the sky,
All is well,
safely rest,
God is Nigh.
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