"Today Is The 27th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

It Is Now Post Time
We're Off....PHEW!!!! hurry up Phil, get the truck let's get the fuck outta here!!!!!!!! jumpin in the truck, rumblin down a dirt road, finally out on the highway,,sweatin like a pig in heat, and outta York Pa..we run like the fuckin British...A little advice for anyone that has never been too York, DON'T FUCKIN GO!!! I just spent 2 days in the Land Of Fuckin Oz,,,Alice In Wonderland, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds..and let me tell you, as  we are finally, finally close to a fucking deal, we are high fiving and what happens?? I'll tell you what happens fuckin winds about 60 mph..rainin so fuckin hard it looks like a baby monsoon..and Phil is saying..YEAH!! this is cool..I said this is cool?? YEAH LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN RAIN!!! I HAVE TO LOOK AT IT PHIL, I AM DRIVING!! YEAH E, BETTER KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!S WOW DID YOU SEE THAT LIGHTNING!! I SAW IT PHIL IT LIT UP THE FUCKIN EARTH!!! NEAT HUH??? WHERE YOU GOING?? I AM PULLING THE FUCK OVER SO YOU AND ME CAN WATCH THE RAIN AND THE LIGHTNING, OR BETTER YET YOU DRIVE AND I'LL WATCH....WELL IF YOUR WATCHING THE RAIN AND THE LIGHTNING, YOU CAN'T DRIVE..!! I KNOW THAT,,THAT IS WHY I PULLED OVER SO YOU CAN FUCKING DRIVE...I CAN'T SEE GOOD IN THE RAIN....OK, HERE IS WHAT WE WILL DO, I WILL KEEP DRIVING, DON'T FUCKING ASK ME IF I SAW THAT LIGHTNING, OR THIS LARGE DELUGE OF FUCKING RAIN, OK!!! YOU WATCH IT LET  ME DRIVE!!!!  OK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but if you wanted me to drive I wouldn't be able to watch it.....WHAT DID YOU SAY PHIL, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU...nothin, I didn't say nothin....I HEARD SOMETHIN, YOU SAID SOMETHIN!!!    .............you can't hear...WHAT WAS THAT???  nothin I didn't say nothin...PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You wonder where I have been.. I would say the Twi Light Zone or inner or outer space, but my whole fucking life is a Twi Light Zone!!! More later..the Ville is alive and well.....Well except for the fact it is VodkaDay, and man do I need some...Just let me tell ya, INTERPOL was involved in one of the deals....Phil thought it was a pool league calling for me and him to join,,you shoulda heard that fucking conversation....