It Is Now Post Time...
We're Off...Still runnin, not much time for thinkin, sometimes that's a good thing..I start thinkin and I get myself and a lot of other beings in trouble..Tomorrow being Independence Day, and me not having a tin cup, (I will explain more on that tommorrow...) Today just want to say enjoy the evening, I will be back later with the traffic report on Rt. 70 heading to Long Beach Island on a single lane highway,,You fuckin kidden me....those cars will be backed up to Marlton...and the beat goes on...later, good people..take some good advice and go frolic, how ya like that word...
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Well here it is almost the 4th of July 2012.I'm putting baseball cards in my spokes on my trike and wraping it up in red, white and blue ribbon getting ready for St.Johns Parade. I have my Tin cup around my neck with the red , white and blue ribbon so I don't lose it. I love the Cool Aid they give out. I can rember I was never allowed to be first in line with my Grade Sister Michel Frances always ask questions about the 4th to see who would lead the class.Old Hose nose ask me where the Declaration of Independence was signed ? I said on the bottom Sister, old Hose nose smacked me and said your last again. Well I know it was signed on the Bottom !I saw it many times.Pfffffft so THERE.
And here is a few lil Known Facts about the 4TH It was mostly written by Thomas Jefferson and mmmmm looks around yep and it was actually done on July 2nd but it wasn't signed until the 4TH. Right here In Philadelphia back in 1776 nods.And The founding Fathers wrote this and it was because of Taxation without Representation They were tired of Big Goverment and tired of being Taxed to Death. This is why we broke away from England nods. And those guy's knew what they were doing.They made the Greatest Country in the World. The Old USA was Born on the 4th of July so we celebrate our Birthday every year. And wait til ya hear this lil known fact. The Aphelion is the Point of the year when the sun is Farthest away just around this Date.Nods hard to belive I know but tis true.
We had great times Back when we were kids at all those Picnics. Saint Johns , Saint Marys we used to go to both of them every year.This will be the first year Saint Marys isn't going to have their Picnic sighhhhhhhhh, things of the Past, life goes on.But Back when you got to 8th Grade you were the big Deals back then. met my first real Girlfriend at Saint Marys Picnic. Walked over to her and said your Dads an Alien right ?She looked at me like I was nuts and said he's a what? I said an Alien. She said you must be nuts or something. I told her no I'm not I know when I see something out of this World. She laughed and turned red and we had a long relationship almost 2 months. Even went to her 8th Grade Dance at Saint Joe's ahhhhhhhh the good ole Days smiles and walks off........Have a great 4th of July everybody, God Bless and Happy Birthday America!!!!!!!
Plain you are the Man..great take on the 4th of July..I must add in all of my Simpleness, that I also have a little known fact about the 4th of July..It was on this date in The Year Of Our Lord 1957 when Simple and his cousin Frankie discovered fire works..first it just started off with fire crackers and those big ass stick matches, then onto cherry bombs and any other more powerful explosives we could find..As we were were walking back from the picnic at St.Johns. had a birch beer high that was the best high since me and Floyd drank the alter wine in second grade..light up a few bombs and blockbusters when lo and behold we approached mail box.. Simple says, YO!! can you imagine the explosion one of these fuckin things can make in a mail box,,,and yep with that open up the mail box light the cherry bomb, which I had a hard time squeezin into the lid..me and Frankie take off and nothin happens..so we sneak on back he says pull the handle down..I said what do I look like some kinda Simpleton..you pull it down.. with that we both approach the mailbox, when this fuckin thing goes off, it stunned me for a moment and people were actually coming out of their houses..first reaction, lets get the fuck out of here. As we are running down Roxborough Ave. I heard sirens approaching, hide behind a hedge and Frankie looks at me and says what the fuck did you put in there dynamite..I said I don't know man, but I think we are going to jail..then I light up another cherry bomb and he says what the fuck are you doing, I said if I am going to jail, I ain't takin these fuckin things with me, they will know it was us that blew up the fuckin mailbox..
Mom, please don't make me get up at 6:00am tomorrow so I can get to the Boys High School by 7:00 so we can stand around for 3 hours because St. J's marches last in the parade and is the best part of the parade. Ok, ok, I won't forget my tin cup but I won't enjoy the day because I have to get up so early. Later in the day I'm having so much fun that I forgot I had to get up at 6:00am. Happy 4th of July all you crazy-assed citizens!
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