Well no Simple so here I am had at work. But Ive come up with a great Idea. We Can talk about "Sent of a Woman".........Holds out my hands WHAT? okay okay it can be sent of a man ......gheeeeeees so sensative smirks. Let me tell ya Ive run into some stinky Bastards in my Day what are they thinking ? I mean COME ON MAN Ive seen guys that smelled so bad they should get 15 years for air polution. I mean they must have been eating beans and onions cause you talk about tear Gas Damnnnnnnn.And why Dont lil Girls fart......because they dont have assholes until they get married haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a friggin knee slapper God I kill myself i'm still tee heeing.
Looks around the room wait til ya hear this, I was feeling a lil horney last night and said to my Baby hey what you say we change positions tonite ?..............she thought for a minuet and Responded okay you stand in front of the sink and do dishes, and I'll lay on the couch in front of the TV and Fart...........throws up my hands and walks away.
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Hey Plain, I be here, I always be here for ya..WOW!! the 7th Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2012. and Plain did a post..OK everybody on your feet,,,let me hear the applause,, there ya go Plain, now come get this fuckin parrot and I may speak to you again someday..Yo, the critters have split and Simple gotta get down the road, the fuckin Pine Barrens are on fire again..probably some asshjoles in the Wharton forrest that don't give a fuck about nothing but themselves..If you really want to preserve The Wharton Tract, keep humanity the fuck out..
Stink, hey Plain, you should smell this MeereKat he is a stinkin pussy.., oops, that didn't come out the way I meant..oh well, that is why I am Simple,.jumpin in the truck and truckin west...Go west young Simpleton...Hey if anybody is in the Ville later do TAPS..
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