"Today Is The 31st Day And Last Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Be a nice day out if it wasn't rainin or whatever it is doing here in Plain and Simpleville..YO! opening day tomorrow and Vodkaday on the same day, that spells Trouble Day.  Of course that is, if they play.  Once again the weather does not look good for tomorrow.  Then it will just be a PLAIN old Vodkaday.. Speakin of PLAIN, WAKE UP!!!!!!  Man is incorrigible.  I am trying to talk him into going on Dancin With The Stars.  He could dance with Sally Star. That's about the only Star that would dance with him.  Stars!! like those assholes are stars (gag).  Plain more a star than any of them, trust me on that..OK today March is Marchin too a screeching halt.  We in Plain and Simpleville do not care, we do not even know the right time. The rules remain the same no rules, anarchy rules as you see how Plain acts.  Get recruitin McCool, you ain't sky divin in this weather.  You know what I love, all those cliches we through out there.  Give me like a cliche that you use or like or hate, and try and define where it came from..I got one, That's like blowin smoke up your ass.  I read that they had this contraption back I guess in the late 17 or 18 hundreds and it was sort of like one of those old time air things that help start a fire. Well they rigged that up to blow smoke out of the front.  Some doctor came up with the notion, that when people were sick, they shove a tube up their ass, and start pumpin in smoke.  It never made anybody better and after a few years, they stopped the practice and shoved a pipe up the doctors ass that thought about it, he had the first colonoscopy, and ended the practice.  So anytime anyone would come up with an idea or tell somebody about a great deal comin down, they would say.  "You Blowin Smoke Up My Ass"  or "That's Like Blowin Smoke Up Your Ass."  Good one huh?? What do you think?  Let me hear them.  Talk to you in a little bit.  Gotta get some work done.

"Today Is The 30th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.  WAKE UP PLAIN!!!! This is no longer a joke about time flyin. I can understand February, that is a short round, but March has 31 big ones, and it keeps Marchin..Here we come into the stretch..The Phils are home.  The Tournament ends this weekend.  April comes in with The All Fools Day.  McCool shoulda waited until that day to reveal his identity, but that would have taken a little ingenuity on his part. Actually he did show a lot of ingenuity by hiding out as long as he did. Just another couple days and he could have sprang at us, like Sammy on a pecan load..Oppurtunity missed Jimmy now you have to come up with another scenerio.. I hate to keep putting these tough assignments on you, what with your sky diving and recruitin, and whatever else you cry about doing around here.  Hey today is hump day, so everybody. ONE, TWO, THREE HUUUMMMMPPPP!!!! Now didn't that feel good.  Go ahead do it again ready ONE, TWO THREE HUUUUUMMMPPPP!!!! nah, that's it I don't want anybody gettin hurt, or worse yet hurtin somebody else.  WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!! Hey hump day it is, now this may be tough, but so what we gotta get tough sometimes.  I'm laughin right now, because I can't wait to see this, give me anything to do with humpin, or anything that has to do with humpin or anything with a hump..lol.. Can't wait to see some of these comments.  Happy Hump Day!!! Plain and Simple is a Humpin good place..  QUASIMODO he had a hump, and he was a bell ringin fool!!!!!!! Let it ride fellow citizens..

"Today Is The 29th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, That was some day yesterday, but we can top it.  I don't know how, I tried rehearsin last nite, and fell asleep.  Rehearsin, we talkin about rehearsin here, don't work on Plain and Simple..Better off just wingin it.  On that note, Brain Cramp OW!!!! Here we go, I wonder how Plain feels after that dance with J Lo, pretty hot stuff, my man, was in his glory.. I think we should have a dancin with the stars show here on Plain and Simple, but we already know who the winner would be..So, will just let him do his struts, tangos, mexican hat dances, eygptian walk, and whatever else he decides to trot on out there..Talkin about dancin, here you go earman, earman is a tap dancer, might give Plain a little competition in that area.. Maybe today we could do an A-Z on anything to do with dancin.. Let's see what ya got Plain..On a world note Obama, consoled us on why we now are attacking Libya.  Thanks for clarifying nothing.  Send your CHILDREN, into Iraq and Afghanastan, and anywhere else you want to go to war,  Mr & Mrs. Congressman..The sheople have about had it.. Watched that Sixers game and they beat the Beast of the East the team with the best record Los Torros!!  Let's the dancin begin.  What the hell it is March Madness..
A I got a bad thing going with A.. Let me go B-Ballerina.  Love to see Plain do that one.  Oh Man...Come on in and enjoy. March is Marchin On...

"Today Is The 28th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.  WOW!! March is Marchin. Last week, hard to believe how fast this Pacific Coast Time goes..Was in a town called Toms River over the weekend. To get there, I drive right thru the heart of The Pine Barrens (Chatsworth), then head east on Rt. 37 towards Seaside Heights (everybody's favorite Jersey Shore, gag.) It is only about 25 miles from my bunker.  Friday, a little low on cash, my bank doesn't have a branch anywhere to be seen, so I figure I will go cash, drum roll eze................my Social Security Check at a check cashin hole in the wall.  Finally after stopping at one dot and two dot stores, I get directions to the real place.  Must admit, never been there, never done it..Walk in and the guy walkin out countin his cash was livin proof the Indians fucked the buffalo..The guy ahead of me was none other than "El Pedrino" himself Pablo Escobar.  She rifles off about two dimes too this guy, and I am next.  I hand her a fuckin United States Treasury Check, along with two forms of picture ID. You know where this is gone. YEP!! Can't cash it you ain't from around here.  Now another man might have been angry and another man might have been hurt, but another man never would have said, "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDIN ME.!!!"  This is a SS check right from the US Government and you won't cash it.  Sir you have to watch your language.  I FUCKIN CAN'T IT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH AND I CAN'T SEE MY MOUTH!!  Miss Supervisor looks at it and picks up the phone.  With this the other one hands it back too me, and I sprint out the door.. Figure I better get while the gettin was good.  Is this bullshit or what.. I am sure you all have had these experiences, it is just one more that makes me think I should start speakin Spanish..On that note, let's do a Spanish theme.  A-Z anything Spanish, you know do two or three or whatever you feel like, and I will try and be nice..Just pisses me off man..Oh Yeah, Happy Monday..To quote one Jimmy Buffet. "Come Monday I'll be alright, Come Monday I'll be holdin you tight, I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze, and I just want you back by my side......Can't think of an A.... B----Barcelona.. HooRah!!

"Today Is The 27t Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  WAKE UP PLAIN!! I'm gone back to bed..

"It is the 26th Day of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011"

 Good Marninnnnn to yee Lads and Lassies and a fine marnin it is if ya woke up! Our Simple Poster is on assignment so I shall be the Poster to you Postees i'm the Post Host and you will be  the posters. Now if that makes  sense to ya , your in the right place.Idk when Simple is getting back or where the hell he is for that matter but I do know this Poster Hoster has to get the hell out of here.So the Question for the day taaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaa hit the drums eze............Name the Horse of any of your old time Favorite Cow boy or Cow Girls like Dale Evens horse was Buttercup "Dale was Queen of the west " and was Roy Rogers Chick oppppps cant say that I forgot the Politically correct term is Breasted American Girlfriend. Theres your post now I'll exit as the Host lets see whom gets the most post and we will give them a toast most post.

"It is The 25th Day Of Our Lord in The March Of the Year 2011 ADBC"

    Marin  Lads  and Lasses tis me Plain I have to be the Host and do the Post because Simple is Toast, he's on another Vacation while I toil away doing a Host of jobs and covering for him.Can't wait til he see that title he will be thinking shit i'm still messed up.
        Anywho they have there Toad crossing Detours  back up around the reservoir. Around here they have  Police detours  and Old Ladies with pump shotguns, barb wire, cops,emts, fire engines you name it you cant get a peice of light thru there. They should send these Old Bags down to the Mexican Border .If these Grannies were in the Alamo there wouldn't be no Mexico.
         Okay a Simple game (smirk) name any song   that has anything to do with the sky like  Moon River,Somewhere over the Rainbow you got the idea. I'll be back
        

"Today Is The 24th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Wow, today is what March is all about Madness, I heard it was 70 some degrees up here, last week, ain't that today.  That crazy ass basketball tournament kicks back in Thursday. I don't think anybody can really call a shot there, and March, Marches on.  Here at Plain and Simple, things were really out of hand yesterday.  Plain was huntin the Jersey Devil with a squirrel.  I was dancin around in some kilt in some far away city, and havin a wee bit too much too drink.. Do you people realize that we are adults.  There are a lot of other people that mosey on into this ville and read these posts and comments, what can they be thinkin.  I mean to tell you there is a lot of truth in our legends, we all know McCool is a champion sky diver. and McHugh is a chanpion turkey hunter and I am a champion jigger, and Plain is just Plain nuts.., but other people don't know our various talents and too what degree we use them..  Let me think for a minute...................... I guess in essence we don't care, bring the true with the legend and let the stories and sorties fall where they may.. Laugh it up and down..WAKE UP PLAIN!!!! I want us all to have a ball. So whatever we are doin keep doin.  What the hell it is Madness Month.. Let the Madness continue..See if you can name one or two people with anything to do with water in their names.  Get thinkin a little. I still ain't totally with it, must be gettin a wee bit old.  Oh yeah, and if Plain saw that old Jersey Devil him and Sammy would have both shit themselves runnin for their dirt bikes!!!  I know Plain he will be huntin again.  Keep it comin... I am thinkin for one of my people like a River Phoenix, or Bob Waterfield... Let's have some fun.  Anybody lookin in, sign in got a good Phillies story comin..

"Today Is The 23rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." You gotta be shittin me.

Mornin. What the hell happened to the 17th 18th 19th 20th 21st 22nd of March???? This is not good.  I gotta start growin up.. I think I will start next year or the year after.. Boy oh Boy that old saying about time flyin when you are havin fun sure does ring true in my case, seems like yesterday I was hangin with BAC SL, at Burgerville.  Now, here I am wondering how I got where I am.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Everybody tells me I had a good trip.. I know I made a cab driver park the car, go in the Tilted Kilt with me, hang out with everybody in the place.  Wind up with all the bartenders from the Tiki Bar, and screamin I want a kilt!! I want a kilt!! the bartenders from the Tilted run around and grab me, and staple two black napkins on me. I think I got a kilt on, I am in the parkin lot jiggin with the cab driver.  Marie Eck grabs the front napkin and trys to drag me away, the napkin rips off and I realize it is not a kilt, so back in I go, screamin I want a kilt, Marie follows me in and drags me out of the place, and into another cab. I am not a happy jigger at this time.  So, I am going to bail, and go back, but they had me smashed in the middle of the back seat.  Get back to the motel, crash, wake up still had the other half of my napkin kilt hangin off my ass.  Why would anybody go anywhere with me.. I wouldn't hang with me, but I got no choice.  People fuckin thirty years old are more mature than me.. Oh Well, so what.. That's why I am Simple!! WHERE THE FUCKS THE GENERAL!!!!  You, I go away for four days (seems like four years) and Japan is missin, and we're in another war..  Why don't we just run Kadaffy Duck and his henchemen into the Farlands of Libya, and move all the Japanese from Fukushito (they got some neat names) into Libya to run our oil wells.  See Simple is back and thinking profound thoughts once again..  I guess Plain is ready to fire and all you turkey hunters, sky divers, singers, dancers and whatever other tricks you perform. Bring it on.  We may be gettin some new lookers, I think I spread the word about Plain and Simpleville all over Brighthouse Field.  Let's Laugh..  Missed you guys..

"It Is The 22nd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011"

          And where  the hell is Simple ? It's 1:50 in the afternoon and  I come in  here and there are no Post. Now I have to say Goodafternoon Lads and Lasses while Simple sleeps yep he is still asleep from & o'clock last nite I think he is after Rip Van Winkles record, How the hell can anyone sleep that long? I went Golfing this  morning and come back to nothing a blank screen . Here in simpleville it is still yesterday and we  are Three hours late on that too . Good thing I showed up.......Fides et Scientia

"This is The 21st Day Of March The Year Of Our Lord 2011"

 Well Good  Marninnnnnnnn to ye Lads and Lasses I don't  know  when Simple is  getting  back all I  know  is it's today. So i'm doing  Dis in case  he  don't do Dat I'd  hate to see Plain and Simple  doing Dis and  Dat on the same  Day.Dat wouldn't do Dis any good at all so  while im doing  Dis I hope he dont  come in doing Dat wait wtf am I  talking  about.
          I gotta  admitt even thou he was only gone  four  days it seemed  like 20 seconds Christ he  called  me 7 times in four Days but  he  dont  know ............looks  around and  whispers it  shows on  my tv I got called  ID when he  called  I would  answer and say Is  this Arrnest  and  he  would hang up right  away.I'll be  back leave a Message.

"It is the 20th Day Of March in The Year Of Our Lord 2011"

 Top of theMarnin to ye Lads  and Lasses, well I can tell ya the calls have been coming in fast and furious....stop.....I even had to call Walter Winchell back from the dead to work the Ticker Tape.....stop.....he quit in ten minutes .....stop.....he said no way this can be true.....stop....Anyways I get a call from Simpleton hisself about 11 O'clock last nite he is alive  and well. I dont know how because he attacked the Tampa Bay Buckeneers Football Team (but I'll let him tell you that one), but there are reports that Santa Claus and a band of Merry men and Woman have attacked Clearwater and that the City Council is praying that the college Kids come back around Spring break and they want to get ride of these invaders from the North from some Place Called Philly.They said they have been captured and  are calling on the United Nations to have a no fly Zone.Sammy must be doing a great job down there. But there are  reports thats Kilts are missing from  "The Kilt  and Tilt". Strebor conformed this report last nite also as did Monk  and Mickey Pone I couldnt understand what they were saying  but I know they were laughing. I will report back later......stop........until then.....stop........keep smilling.........stop

"It is The 19th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011"

Marin to ye Lads and Lasses Hope yer feelin well this Fine Day we have New Applacations coming in everyday and with Jimmy Mc and Sammy flying around the Country Recruting we can't keep up with all the Applications. We may even be going on the NYSE, it's getting so Big we are going Automated so if you need any help call into are New Number SimpleErns.
If you are Obbessive Compulsive press 1 repeatedly
"    "     "    Codependent ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have Multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are Parnoid, we know who your are and what you want , stay on the line, we are Tracing your Call
Delusional press 7 we will transfer you to the Mother Ship.
Schizophrenic Listen Carefully a small voice will tell you what Number to Press
If you are Manic Depressive it dont matter what number you pressno one will Answer.
If you are Dyslexic press 69696969
Bipolar leave a Message after the Beep or before the Beep,or after the Beep,Please wait for the Beep.
For Short term Memory loss Press 9,  For Short term Memory loss press 9, For Short term Memory loss press9.
If you have Low self esteem Hang up. Operators are too busy to talk to You.

Today is the 18th Day Of March in The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Marin to ye Lads and Lasses hope ya had a fine Paddys day, and Hope ya even have a better Day today.  I guess we will be getting reports about Simple he got thrown out of the game for fan interference, but at least he got to see the whole game he lost for them, luckyley he landed in the water when the fans threw him over the wall.
     And  Washington still dont have a budget the Dems havent had one since Obama took  over and spent 14 Trillion Dollars. Japan was hit with a 9.1 Earthquake and a Tidal wave,The Middle East is in civil war, Goverments are being over thrown and OBUMA is Golfing and Doing  his NCAA Picks, and yet the sheep follow.
    Thought for Today.........."Never Mistake Kindness for Weakness "...........because the Fat kid will body slam your punk ass.........haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I loved it !!!!!!!!

"Today Is The 17th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Top Of The Mornin To Ya, and a Happy St. Patricks Day..Hi Plain, I am not tryin to steal your thunder.  This is just an adios and not goodbye.. I am out of here. Go ahead and try your best Post.. I will call you from FLA.  Love ya brother.., and hey everybody good luck in your NCAA pools.  Hope to talk to you soon.  Help Plain and Sammy as much as possible. Trust me they need it.  Southward Bound.. Simple.

"Today Is The 16th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Be a really nice day out if it wasn't rainin..You know how when we were kids Christmas Eve, was like the biggest day of the year. Then, when we had kids, we made Christmas Eve a magical night for them and relived our youth.. Well basically, Christmas, for me is about the kids with their kids, it is get out of the way day for me..Dad, could you  move we want to take a picture of the kids with their presents. Dad could you come here, we need a picture of you with the kids.  Dad step over here, we are taking a picture of the Dog.  You know what Dad is getting a coffee and a paper, see ya for dinner.  Christmas don't hold the same magic it once did..The reason I brought up Christmas Eve is TONITE IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!! I leave with my lifelong friends for points south, known as Clearwater, Brighthouse Network Field, Frenchie's Tiki Bar, and Phillies Games.. I will find it hard to sleep tonite.  I know the big bird is on its way, its flyin high and taken us away and when we get down F L A, it will be time to play.. I put that sorta to a Christmas song.  Anywhoo, we are out of here at 6:30, that means a wake up call in the Pines about 3 A.M.  see just like Christmas Eve.. Then we get on Southwest, Me Tommy and Dave get last class, they are the three back seats of the PLAIN, there we can slide the stewardess 50.00 to keep the bloody mary's a-comin.  There ain't nothin better than a bloody mary on takeoff day at 7:00 A.M. This will give us the advantage of a head start, because we will get there so fuckin early we can't check in.  We will wait it out at the Tilted Kilt, you know sorta like a Hooters with Class...1 O'clock Phillies game.  If you can get it on TV.  You will recognize the three guys at the end of the Tiki Bar, hangin off the stools.. Oh yeah, and did I mention it is St. Patty's Day. Oh Boy Oh Boy Christmas in March.. Bring It On.  WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!! More comin on St. Patty's Day.  We are in trouble PLAIN takes over tomorrow..

"Today Is The 15th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin. I said Mornin, and just stared at an empty screen for five minutes.  The coffee onto my nuts immediately brought me back to reality.. As the sun is shining in Plain and Simpleville I want to remind you this may be the IDES OF MARCH, I know one thing Julius didn't find it so nice.  His Roman ass looked like swiss cheese when they got done with him. Even his buddy Brutus laid a few holes into his Dictator ass, by the time they got done with him he had more assholes than our Congress.. "Et tu Brutae" For those of you that are not as prolific as myself in Latin ( huffs on my hand an rubs my chest) that means "You Too Brutus", Fuckin right asshole, I am sick of you pullin rank on me, tellin me I owe you coin, also, why is your head on all the coins you could have given me one or two. Here, take another jab, hows that feel Jules. Croakin out are ya, well just remember this last one because I am cutting off your big toe, there is a bounty on it, I get 1000 deniri (for those of you that are not as proficient in Latin as myself) I have no idea what a dineri is. OK, I have taught you all enough Latin for the day..
Ain't heard a whole lot about Kadaffy Duck since Japan got smoked..They must have thought we dropped another bomb on them.  I always say sooner or later when you spread bad Karma througout life it come back to bite you in de butt.. They were really very ruthless and destroyed and killed many peaceful loving people, before and during World War II.  Ask the Chinese if they feel bad for them..Just a thought.  Try not spreading bad Karma and it won't come back and get ya..
Hey the nicknames were cool..I like to see our younguns throw a few in there.  They told me they read the posts and comments, don't be shy I love good young people, like I know all you guys are, I would appreciate your comments..WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Hope he parked that annoying bike, I heard him out there like 2 A. M.  Of course I don't know what time it was in Plain and Simpleland.. OK think a little today, give up 2-3 good sayings you always liked or always use or always heard.. Something out of history or poetry or any fuckin place you can find them..  I got a good one "Et tu Brutae" HA!  Come on down!! Time to warble out all you monumental and awesome comments.  Oh yeah, Strebor, I will tell you in some later posts the shit I had to put up with because of my famous or infamous name.  Really funny..

"Today Is The 14th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.  Monday the dread day. Come on admit it. I know by all the self help guru's we are supposed to cherish every minute.  Yeah, right, stop right here a minute.  Without a word of lie there goes the coffee, actually today was a miss, it went onto may chair, and did not, I repeat did not fry my nuts.  HEAR THAT SAMMY!!!!!!! WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!! These self help guru's are some wondrous individuals, they can tell everybody how to be happy every single second of every single day (more measurements of time, I'm tellin ya time might be bigger than porn). I have found by my ignoble observations throughout the years, that the happy people are the smartest people. If you are not happy what the hell else do you have.  You could have all the money in the world, if you are not happy does it mean anything.  You could have everything you ever wanted if you are not happy, you better get happy on those pills your eatin.  Why don't you happy guru's put it right. Try and be happy as much as possible, because the alternative is sadness, loneliness, and finally depression, believe me I realize this is not any easy emotion to control, there are many things outside our inner selves that can affect our happiness.  Please to all my fellow citizens of a Simpleland, try this.  Just be as happy as you can be most of the time.  If you can just achieve that status, I think it will help you not only in your outlook on life, but I think it can actually help you with your health.  I must admit, I feel no anxiety or unhappiness on VODKADAY, I guess that's why ancient man discovered the sauce, he was tired bein unhappy gettin chased around and devoured by creatures that chomped him into hamburger with one bite..I think we should take happy on the road WAKE UP JIM!!!! Here is your recruitin assignment for today. Go where a lot of sheople congregate, right about now probably your nearest dollar store, and use this as your salutation. Hi!! Have a Happy Day.  90% will naturally look at you, and declare many different declarations, one of them may go as follows:  Why the fuck should I be happy. I caught my wife, having sex with my best friend over the weekend. Jim, as fast as you can get away from this guy, I feel a round going through you at any second.  If something of that nature happens the first time..Persist-ency is the sign of Consistency and Consistency is the sign of Greatness.  Try again, like in Lancaster, those Amish assholes are some cheap ass dudes and they have more money than Hollywood actors can ever dream of, but if you ask them inbreds if they are happy (won't be at a dollar store) probably and open air market, they at least won't shoot you..Let me know how you make out spreading the joy and happiness of Plain and Simpleville.  WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!! Ok today try and be happy, right about now I feel like punchin my fuckin face in, I'm about as happy as a train wreck.. The little man again, hey Ern you are telling everybody to be happy, you gotta be happy first.  Go away little man. No, I want you to be happy first.  Please little man you are bugging me, go away. No, tell me you are happy.  Grab the little man, throw him on the floor, stomp his naggin fuckin ass into oblivion.. There now I am HAPPY.. Bring the lunacy guys and girls..Continue on with nicknames..There still is a bunch out there..Do 3-4 if you so choose.When Plain WAKES UP!!!! I will be a happy man....

"Today Is The 13th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." I Think!!

Mornin, Welcome to a day, when the idiots that we let run things made all our lives an hour shorter.  I get a phone call at 7 or 6 or 8 O'clock, because as usual I have no idea what time it is (does anybody really care.) remember that song, I digress.. The person on the other line says did you change your clocks.  I look around all bleary eyed still feeling the effects of Vodkaday, and say no their still the same clocks I had yesterday.. No, No, the time did you change the time..Yep on Plain and Simple we are still on Pacific Coast Time.  CLICK!! It's Sunday Mornin, leave me the fuck alone.  I ain't grouchy (wonder who the first person that said grouchy was) Probably Groucho's wife when she was in a amorous mood.  Man, can you imagine a woman being amorous with that fuckin creature..Not that I'm Clark Gable or anything like that, but come on that fuck was gross.  Where was I?? Oh yeah, the time old tradition of turing the clocks back, when I was a kid I just used to turn it to the wall, then when they said don't forget to turn you clocks tonite, I would turn it back to face me..
I am going to give my serious opinion on the tradition from where I believe it came from.. It gave the farmers another hour of daylight to plant in the spring.  WELL WHAT ABOUT THE FALL HARVEST, THEY HAD TO PICK PUMPKINS IN THE DARK THINK THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try stumblin around in a pumpkin patch after dark.. Me and Plain got drunk in a pumpkin patch when we were young at least we thought it was a pumpkin patch, may have been the pumpkins little cousin the cucumber.  I digress.. I don't think in the modern world we need to change time..Man in his arrogance likes the fact that he can change time.  Man isn't even good at changing diapers, women are much better.  Although, I know the modern fathers and mothers, (no offense to our young citizens) share a lot of the duties, because  a lot of the modern mothers work. Back in the so called day,  My Mom was an exception to the rule.  She worked the whole time I was growing up, and I still bet ya my Father never changed me.  He changed the taste in my mouth once as he threw me up 14 steps into one of those stone walls that were in our houses.  Pricks that built them were sadists.. I digress. The last thing on time the only thing I like about time is when I have a good one....  Come on in, don't waste another hour, bring your Philosophies and anecdotes for anything you like, dislike, love or hate.. Get a chance throw out what you think are some more notable nicknames throughout your illustrious lifetime..I got one:  "The Greatest and too me it wasn't Ali, it was Jackie Gleason!!! OH YEAH!! WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!
Man is incorrigible.

This is the 12th Day of March in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Marnin Ta yee Lads and Lasses, This Is plain doing the post today because Simple is all tied up, as a matter of fact the last time I saw him he had a ball in his mouth and pink cuffs on!
     There wont be any ranting and Raving today about that sob kadaffy Duck thats kiling all those people that Bastard will get his.All I know is all Musslims are'nt Terroist but why is it most Terriost are Muslim? Those  sob's should stay in the 7/11's where they belong, I hope all Americans are in 7/11's over there and can't understand a friggin word they say.Okay lets see a Plain Simple post hmmmmmm Name a  song with a Female name in it. Hell this is easy.....Thought for today ...."Always rember you are unique just like everyone else"

"Today Is The 11th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Happy VODKADAY. As The Great One Would Say MMMMMMMMM that is a good one.  Hey Sara, or whoever you are keep hidin, but we will find out who you are sooner or later..McCool has some real magic with that Poof, I have been trying to get him to make Plain disappear for two weeks.  As for your comment (both you and Plain after Taps), he does it every nite. I think one of the best things you will like about Plain and Simple is our rule, we only have one, there are no rules...We got enough of that shit in real life. Oh yeah about your comment, about Sammy and his kind should be hit with a baseball.  Let me tell you a little story Sara. When I was a kid my brother, Tommy Flaherty, even though we are not brothers by blood, we are closer than most brothers, we were in about 3rd grade and we were playin baseball at Joel Cook school yard.  After the game me and Tommy are walkin down Dexter St.  and a squirrel is in the middle of the street.  I say I'll bet you can't hit him with that ball, welll with this the squirrel (must have heard me) takes off and Tommy fires a laser, he not only hit him, he bent him in half, and Pood went the squirrel. I start screamin you murdered the squirrel, take off and go tell my Mom that Tommy just killed a squirell, my Mom call his Mom, and tells her I ain't allowed to hang with her kid anymore, I guess that went over big with Mary.. Then, when I calmed down, I realized I'm the one that said to do it... I then started sweatin a little more each day, because I thought I was gonna be the next one that would be bent in half.  We still laugh about those kinda days even now. I will see Tommy (Floyd) today and tell him I wrote about his wonderful shot in 3rd grade. What an arm that young fella had, and what a great man that young boy became...He's the best..Movin along, it would be a nice day out if it wasn't rainin..WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!! I see there was a really large earthquake in  Japan, looks pretty bad, I wonder if we will send troops in... I do believe we are the World Police Force.  Not much else to say today, I laid it out yesterday about movies, just try some good mob movies that you liked.  I'll put The Godfather out here so it is used up.  Come on in wake up lets have a blast before I leave.. Plain will probably have to do a post tomorrow, as I might be a little under the weather AHEM!!! that should be a real trip.  Bring it my friends.

"Today Is The 10th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 D.A.."

Mornin, Finally got the title right, thanks Hob. Tell Clare see what happens when you mess with that loon...WAKE UP PLAIN!!! I want to start today out on a really serious note. We are trying to establish one of the best blog sites in the blog site world, every blog site has a mascot.  Yes, you got it Sammy, after being tortured by Plain, WAKE UP!!!! he deserves to become not only our mascot but a new citizen here in Plain and Simpleville, anybody that don't like it can express their discontent, ha  ha ha!! Yeah like that will matter.  I have no idea what I do around here, but I guess I am at least the mascot picker.  If you would like, because I can see right now (bunch of babies), who is he to pick Sammy, we didn't tell him we wanted a tree rat for a mascot.  Well as always bring it.  Get my back on this one Plain, I kinda fell for the little guy..Not that little man, that pops up on my shoulder (conscience) I hate that little prick...Hey Mchugh sign in and let me know where our prom was, I want to know so I can see if I have definite signs of losin it..I gotta say looks like Utley might be in trouble.  Hope not, he seems like a good young man, and it really is a pleasure too watch how he plays the game.. You can see he is really down.. I still believe the Phils will be fine, but let's face it, they are a much better team with a healthy Chase Utley.  Get better there young fella, Philly town likes the way you play baseball.. With that, not much else to say right now. You wanna start out nice and easy, when you get time let me here your favorite movies about 5 would do... I gotta get to WaWa the coffee here at the shop is fryin my nuts, as I just missed my shirt and went right to the crotch this morning... Get out of the real world for a spin on Plain and Simple, waitin to here from ya.  Yo we had 114 hits, yesterday and we topped 1500 hits in under two weeks.  I think that is pretty good.. I wish the people would sign in, and comment.  Make it some more fun.. Lookin for your comments.. Come on Sammy hang with me buddy... Come on.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!! Man is incorrigible.

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"Today Is The 9th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 B.C." OOPPS

Mornin, just cannot be serious.  I wanted to make you all feel old today. Coffee already scalded my nuts, I have a squirrel growin at me, and I think it is Ash Wednesday.. Remember we went to Church everyday in Lent.  I did it up until about 4 years ago.  Then everybody said, what are you doin you don't go to Church the rest of the year.  AH!! but in Simple's almighty Simlicity, I yelled, HEY!! I go for 40 straight, and I know I make at least 5 weddings and 5 funerals a year. I make up at least two Sundays out of the year that's 52, how many times do you go a year.  As you see I have my own religion.  I used to say I gave up watermelon for Lent, can't do that anymore.  Believe it or not WaWa has fresh melon every day, is that store what it is all about or what, plus I can get the New York Post in the Pine Barrens, what a rag, but good readin material for a Post now and then.  Lent was a special time when I was young, a lot of drunks actually stopped drinkin, I don't think the bar owners liked Lent.  You know one thing about Plain and Simple and it is the thing I love the most, we don't have rules.  On that note I will say this. I will not blaspheme.  I used to take the Name of God in vein all the time, and it just started to sound so low life, I would correct myself each time, and I stopped doing it. That is a good thing.  Simples take on Religion, I don't believe in any of them. I believe in what I believe as the truth, but I will not now or ever put my beliefs on you. I don't care if you worship that tree that Sammy lived in, just don't put it on me.  Sorta live and let live.  As soon as Plain and I can get together, the interrogation of Sammy will begin, this should be good.. We both have to be in town at the same time.. That son-of-a-bitch is in the cage growling at me and making fists with his little hands. Not Plain, Sammy..  WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!! Hey Plain two old friends of ours got ahold of me yesterday and today, and want to come on board.  I told them sign in with alias's and fuck with you...  They can probably mess with me too, because I won't remember.. Hey today in spare time, try and give a couple people's names that have an edible in the name, you know mainly fruit vegetable.  Have some fun, and sign in please, Jim is trying his best, but people bust in and out, and he gets frustrated the other day he called me some vulgar names and left.  Feel bad for the old fella..  On, the people you don't need a list just fire a few out there, looking forward to hearing from you.. I love you guys, like BAC SL said takes away from all the bullshit in this life.. Bring it.... I would like to start the day with none other Eze drum rooooolllllll please.. Fiona Apple.. Try to keep it real people..WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!

"Today Is The Eight Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 Without A.D. Because In The Year Of Our Lord Designates A.D.."

Mornin, has spoken, remember that stupid song.  Gotta get non-thinkin and just wingin..The World and America never cease too amaze me.  Once again the Libyan situation, violence flaring bullets loadin, Obama, (The Colonel said, Who Dat??) told Kadaffy Duck to step down, they are contemplating, no fly zones, and any other type of military means too knock him back too his tent.  PAUSE, I  know and they know that he is a no good prick, but they have known this for years.  He supported cowards, he even was responsible for some of the worst cowardly acts perpetrated on the World.  We bombed his ugly ass into submission, and he shut up, calmed down and started enjoying his billions. PAUSE, DEEP BREATH. Now, we want him out because a slew of other cowards copied Egypt and the rest of those idiots, and are on the warpath, so let's help them.  PAUSE.. HOW DO WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE?? We got that dirt bag under control.. These morons all hate us..STAY OUT OF IT, AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT LOWER THE FUCKIN GAS PRICES, BEFORE WE START MARCHIN ON YOUR ASSES. Sickening as usual.. I hate to start the day off at Plain and Simple like that, but I know you are all fed up as much as me.  You know it will lighten up around here, as soon as me and Plain (WAKE UP)!! catch that rodent..  We are going back to Gitmo and interrogate him, and find out how and why his tree bit the dust, and if it made a sound..  Anything else that is buggin you, bring it on, we will solve it for you, or make you sorry you brought it up.. Two things on the agenda today besides 10 hours at the shop.  Catch Sammy,  and get McCool workin down South, he just went there for a vacation..  Bring on all your astute observations and bloated opinions, much like my own.  I'll be waitin to here from all you, as Plain so well put it, batty people.  I think he did that because his Batman impersonation didn't go over too well..WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!

"Today Is The 7th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011" With or Without A.D.

Mornin.  Let's blow some minds on a Monday, Monday so good to me...
"I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."
Pretty profound material for any morning, let alone a Monday.. OK let's get back to reality.  Here Sammy come on boy, come on here is a walnut, come on buddy, you are really startin to piss me off.  The little man pops up on my shoulder.  Calm down Simple, I don't want to calm down.  I am trying to give this little prick a home and he won't cooperate.  That's ok Simple do something to relieve your tension.  OW!! Simple let me go, let me go, Poof the little man disappears, and I am back to trapping a squirrel.. When I get him, can you imagine the interview.  I have to get a person into the Plain and Simple studios that can translate squirellese.  Much like when Kadaffy Duck speaks, I heard where most of his cronies, and so called country men and the rest of the Arab speaking world have no idea what he is saying, he speaks some kind of Bedouin dialect that went out with Aramaic.. Is that unbelievable..  I guess they all understand kill. I despise that creep.. OK lighten, WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Smakin them lips together, smashin golf balls 280 yds in HIS DREAMS.  You people are in trouble when I go to Fla.  I'll guarantee another thing today, he will drive you insane.  Look what he has done to me MUHAAA MUHAAA!!!  Bring on the madness, we have our own brand of March Madness, it is called anything goes.  So bring it, and please sign in..Thanks

"Today Is The 6th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 Without A.D."

Mornin,  WAKE UP PLAIN!! How ya like the title now?? Is it ok with you?? Man is drivin me Simple. Out partying up last nite, while I was toilin at Plain and Simple. Does he care? How much can somebody care, when half their lives are spent, soft shoeing, Egyptian walkin, tap dancin, singin New York, New York (better than Frank by the way). Care my ass, right now he just turned over smacked them lips together, and went comatose for another couple hours..Sleep on loon boy, at least this way I don't have to listen about how you were anointed a Jedi Knight.  You are on my last nerve Plain. Tell  me make sure I have a post on here by 9 O'clock.  Is that Plain and Simple Time or normal time?  Anyway, these posts are not easy.. I have to try and think. You Plain and Simples realize how hard that is for me.. I don't have that many thoughts during th course of a day..I wake up and say, shit I gotta start thinkin.  Ok, post of the day, draw a blank.  Think Simple.  It is not easy (the little man is on my shoulder) I know it is not easy Simple, but there are loons in Plain and Simpleville waiting for your profound post.  I'm feelin a lot of pressure little man.  I know Simple, but you have to do it. I hate when I have to do somethin, little man.  I know pal, but come on you can think of somethin.. Yeah, I thought of somethin, how about if I start the day by beatin the shit out of you.  Get off my fuckin shoulder I got a post to do.  Think, how about that, that is an abrstract thought.  I think I think, therefore I think I am.. Pretty good thinkin on my part. If you don't think you would be thoughtless and like a rudderless ship. (Great analogy, I am on top of my thinkin today).  Thinkin is a good thing, unless of course you are writing a post in this town, then it is better just to wing it and get rid of all logic and thought.  I hope you all understand this thinking process I go through everyday.  I know Plain is gonna say I am cryin again, but I am pissed at him anyway.  He went dancin up Main St. to some long ago Drug Store with a crazy ass pharmacist that looks like me. He came flyin outta there and has been missin ever since..Alrighty then, enough cryin.  Sunday Mornin Comin Down..  Question:  If the tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it did it make a noise?  I'll bet it made a fuckin noise to Sammy Squirrel who got flung 1/2 way across the forest, with his stash of acorns flyin around his head.  How can man in his snobbery think because there was no man there it didn't make a noise. HA! I am trying to get Sammy in here for an interview, he will let us know.. As for me I think there was a noise.  We just didn't hear it.  Hell me and Floyd coulda been standin next too it and wouldn' have heard it. On these games, it is like anything else in Plain and Simplevill, Play, if not don't.  Little Jimmy McCool took his ball and went home yesterday because he didn't have time to play, and the all knowing earman, in his own words "hate fuckin basketball.  Well if you get time today. Try this A-Z bands or groups. Now please look over the other post so you know what letter to use.  I hope Plain gets X.  I'll start off with AEROSMITH.... Oh yeah Pat I knew that was you, we had Fr. Farrant surrounded...  Talk to you later, bring on the lunacy...

"Today Is The 5th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."

Mornin, Hey Clare and Dan, thanks for the education on the use of A.D.  We have been runnin two weeks today, so I will make the announcement.  After today, the tiltle will read, In The Year Of Our Lord without the A.D. which  desonates, in the Year Of Our Lord.  Got it? Me either, you would think it would say 2011 ITYOOL.  Guess that is too long.. I am going along with what Clare told me, because I have no direction on my own, or discipline.  Just ask that Fr. Cahill guy..
Watched a Sixers game last night.  I really think they are starting to get it.. Doug Collins has to be Coach of the Year, and seems like one fine gentleman.. All Good.
I was going to tell you about these people I met back in the seventies, they wanted to run away and become Clowns, they wanted me to go with them. I told them, I don't have to run anywhere to be a clown, I already am one.. I'm gonna wait a little too tell you that story.  As Jackie Gleason would say MMMMMMMM that was a good one.
It was really comforting to see Hillary threatening Colonel Kadaffy Duck. I bet she really throws a scare into that madman.. I could see the duck now. Ha! Ha! I would throw her in the Harem, she could be the den mother.  She is threatening me.  Bring it on and bring the big Lewinsky with you.  We shall fight to the death on camels in the hot Sahara.  If I win I stay.  So why do we have a problem.  Problem is solved you have no shot of winning, so go give Bill some Hill before somebody else does, and leave me alone, so I can wipe out a few hundred thousand people, that hate you anyway....  I honestly believe we should let Russia and China worry about which Libyan is killing which Libyan.  Like do I care, that's one less Libyan that can kill an America, that is all I care about.  Bring the troops home, assholes, let them all fight it out amongst themselves, best thing that can happen.. One last note on that, Obama told him to get out.  Oh OK, I just ruled here for forty some years, and a non-believer such as yourself tells me to get out. I will get my camel hair coat on immediately and head for the nearest boarder.  Why don't these morons in Washington just shut the fuck up...
I don't want to get real serious on Plain and Simple, but my question is do you Plain and Simples agree with that? Then lets move on too some fun.  WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!! Every day I gotta wake him up.. Then one day I made a post like 4 AM (hope that AM is correct, or Clare  will be all over me) I def. got a find spell check now. Plain told me he was waiting for hours for a post.  Ya think, he would take it upon himself to post somethin, sooner or later in the next 40 years or so I am going to run out of these profound words I use everyday..
Ok a little game, we were talkin the other day about who is the best in this or who is the best in that. I was like it is very hard for me to determine the best in anything, I always ask like give me my top ten in no kind of order. Today try your top ten (don't have to be ten, could be 1-2-3 whatever) in Basketball.  Talk too you all later.  Have a great Saturday, whatever you are doing, and cannot wait for your many observations and answers in lunacy...

"Today Is The 4th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."

Mornin, Do you believe I had to go back and put on A.D. could you have seen the Jedi Knight, Sir Plain if he saw that!!!!!!!! (read last nights ending post)  I got a problem with Royalty, I hate them.  Who the fuck are they?  Don't the sheople of England and other lands with Royalty know that shit went out in the mid 1800's.  They call that doughty bitch (The Queen) your Royal Highness, gag, gag, gag,. Here's a bitch looks like she hasn't shit in a decade.  She needs some good old Ex-lax or Milk of gagnesia.  Remember how nice it was to take a dose of that shit, I would do anything in my power to poop when that came out of the old medicine cabinet..Put a firecracker up my ass rather than drink that..  Hencefort in the Land Of Plain and Simpletons Queen of Constipations will be known as, Your Royal Frumpness.  Now, two more of those assholes are getting married and they didn't invite Fergie (remember her), she was getting her royal toes sucked poolside when some papparazzi (who was hangin by his toes from the top of  a palm tree by the way) snapped her picture...She was called before the Royal Tribunal and I heard her Royal Frumpness yelled off with her head, and the guy suckin her toes yelled, YAY!!! I thought you were gonna yell off with her feet...I am not done by any means.  I know, I know the story about the clowns it's comin. I got this Royal itch this morning, and we all know this town is about Ramblin, not about order, hell sweetheart left me because she found out I have no order..So be it.. Hope she comes back, she was fun, and I miss the attention already.  There I go cryin again.  One thing I gotta comment on, Earman went off last night, and yes there was a sarcofogus ( I don't think I ever used that word before) and yes it said Ernest LaPlace. and yes I sat on it in the cemetary, I guess where else would you find a sarcophacus (I have no idea if this is spelled right, I am sure Plain won't care) and yes earman took my pictures, no offense there Mr. La Place, and yes earman you can post pictures on Plain and Simple, here is your job for the first VODKADAY of March, get one of your kids to help you and put those pictures on Plain and Simple, and we will move into the next galaxy along with our very own Jedi Knight.  Great post earman, you are right made no sense whats so ever, that's why this is Plain and Simpleville.  Be back.  Question for the day what is your take on Royalty?  Can't wait too hear these responses. Try this too, name people whose names have anything to do with a car, first names last names, doesn't matter there are no rules here.  Can be makes models anything you can thing of.  I'll do a couple: try 5-10.  See what we can come up with.. AXLE Rose.  Here we go with Rose again..  Chevy Chase.  How about a group "The Doors." and you think I don't have my shit together.  Later..

"Today Is The 3rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."

Mornin, Did I put A.D. in the title, so Plain knows whether the year is before or after Christ? Let me check, yes I did.  You would think that was pretty evident.  WAKE UP PLAIN!! Middle of the night again here in Plain and Simple as it gets ville.  I am off to Philly land for awake and a funeral..  Couple questions.  Why do we say we are going to awake?  That is the furthest you will ever be from awake in your life.. Also, why do we call them funerals, there ain't nothin fun about them?  Having said that, I do admit I read in the Book Trinitiy about an Irish wake and funeral and to tell you the truth, the way it was described, looked like they were having a lot of fun..  Well there's a couple questions.  WAKE UP PLAIN!!! The man is incorrigable. How ya like that word? He'll think I am cussin at him again.  Well let me get to the land of William Penn, Betsy Ross, Ben Franklin, Connie Mack, Rocky, Wilson B. Bad, up till 9/11 he held the distinction of blowin up more of our country than anyone in History.  Pearl Harbor was a terrritory when it got nailed.  Wilson took out whole blocks of the city.  Stupid Fuck, I heard he was runnin around city hall lookin for a place to hide because he thought the city was under attack.  It was you, you screwball.  Talk about Kadaffy Duck, how nuts was that asshole.  MOVE was very MOVED that day.  They probably all moved their bowels at the sight and sound of the explosion.  Ah!! whatdafuckwasdat?  Ah don't know but I jist sheet ma paaynts.  I think the somoffabatch is tryon ti kell uss. Am outta heeh Romona. Dat sheet straightened yo haar. Wit dat Ahm headin fouh Pheela.  lol. at least I think I am funny. If I can't talk to you guys today. Bring it hard baby.. McCool how  many times do I have to say keep recruitin, ready to kick you overboard and hire Carol.  Keep it clean or dirty or whatever ya want.  Have a good time at Plain and Simple today.. Hope I can talk to you later.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Your on.. Do one of your trademark back flips and start your more than astute observations of this wonderful world of ours. SEEEEE YA!

"Today Is The 2nd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."

Mornin, hope I put that title in there corrctly, Plain is on the warpath about my posts.  I think he wants to lead a rebelllion, he should know, the world shoud know my people love me. (In the words of Kadaffy Duck), whats up with that moron, I don't really care.  Hello Barrack, this is Simple stay the fuck out of it.  Hello Hilliary, you wanna get in it, send Chelsea and her new millionaire husband in first.. Having said that, I think today I will go back to bed, yeah right.  Wake up PLAIN!!!!!! Seems to me that most people that write about anything, kinda prepare for it.  Me, I just get up, get some work done, and say whatever comes to mind.  I gotta admit, I like it that way.  Right now I am thinkin about a question for today. How about if Plain and Simple Land lobby the Congress to change the name of the good old US of A. to W P F.  World Police Force.. let China, and Russia send their troops into Libya or any of those asshole countries in the Middle East. Oh they don't depend on their oil.  Sorry.  Try this when you have some down time today.  You know people that have first names for first and last names.  Try and give me about ten. Gotta get you Simpleton's thinkin.  Actually some of the shit you come up with is quite profound, and humorous.  Example of this, I will only do two:  Jerry Lewis and, yep his partner in the early 50's one of my favorites of all time. Eze Ed, Drum Rolllllllllllllllllllllll. Dean Martin.  I will be back later to survey the town, see how you guys are doing.  Hi Sweetheart wherever you are hiding.  Did I scare you off when I told you I have no order in  my life.  What kinda romance was that, you should dig me with or without order.  Let's see if you have anything to say.  Hey Jim McCool we got 7802 applicants bangin on the door, how about opening it up for them..  Alrighty then,  talk to you in a little bit...PLAIN WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Today Is The First Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D".

Mornin.  Let me make sure I got A.D. right. OK. If BC is Before Christ then why isn't A.D. A.C. After Christ.  I swear I never did get that..Thought for the day, a little later in the post.  It is the middle of the nite hear at Plain and Simple. Had, monkey mind last night.  Ever get that, your thinkin about everything bad that ever happened too you, and you start in about first grade and end up namin classmates and nuns and pets.  Then you roll over, but no, no sleep, just start thikin about shit that means abso-fuckin-lutely nothin.  Last nite I was thinkin about Dentist, Lawyers, Mondays, PLANES, and boats and trains, even ships.  I was flying sailin you name it, I did it.  Now I wanna go back and lay down.  Yeah no shot of that happenen.  Plain right now is out like the proverbial light.  I can see people dancin around like sugar plums in that thing he calls a brain.. See him rollin over and smackin his lips together, open his bloodshot eyes just a shwee, looks at the clock, thinks wonder if that Simple ass is talkin already, ahh, who cares ZZZZZZ.  Sleep on  my friend, everything is under control.HA!!  Okay Question of the day.  Ides of March.. Anybody really know what the Ides of March are about?  I think, but I am not sure it may be an old Irish superstition, that during those few days in March almost anything can happen.  Maybe it stems from the volatile month that March has always been known to be,  as far as weather,  being unpredictable and such. You know, In Like the Lion out Like the Lamb,.  No fornication jokes about animals I never saw a lion or a lamb do it. I did see a lion eat a lamb.  Well it wasn't a real lion it was this guy that looked like BURT Lawr,(remember him, he was the Lion in the Wizard of OZ) I was in a restaurant and this dude attacked this Lamb Chop like it was his last meal, I mean rippin at it, grease and skin and meat was flyin, I ever heard his teeth hit the bone.  I wanted to go over and congratulate him on making half the restaurant sick, but my Ex said. Please can we just have one meal in peace.  Sure honey, just don't choke on your Pork Chop ala Buddy Ryan, I don't do the heine lick maneuver.  Man I am ramblin today.  Did I give you the question for the day, oh yeah, I see it up there.  Let me know what your take is on that.  Thought of the day, come on man, cut me a break let PLAIN earn a little bit of money around here, and he tells me, you know post and get the day goin and wrap at night.  Everytime I call TAPS, here he comes with another comment.  He causes me many problems. I don't know how I put up with him for 58 years.. Maybe because I love the cur....Well I'l be back lookin for comments and see what you guys come up with.. Also, Jimmy McCool, keep recruiting..your doing a bang up job, I think since you took over we had three people quit.  Give the controls to Carol will ya...Later