Wednesday, March 30, 2011
"Today Is The 30th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!! This is no longer a joke about time flyin. I can understand February, that is a short round, but March has 31 big ones, and it keeps Marchin..Here we come into the stretch..The Phils are home. The Tournament ends this weekend. April comes in with The All Fools Day. McCool shoulda waited until that day to reveal his identity, but that would have taken a little ingenuity on his part. Actually he did show a lot of ingenuity by hiding out as long as he did. Just another couple days and he could have sprang at us, like Sammy on a pecan load..Oppurtunity missed Jimmy now you have to come up with another scenerio.. I hate to keep putting these tough assignments on you, what with your sky diving and recruitin, and whatever else you cry about doing around here. Hey today is hump day, so everybody. ONE, TWO, THREE HUUUMMMMPPPP!!!! Now didn't that feel good. Go ahead do it again ready ONE, TWO THREE HUUUUUMMMPPPP!!!! nah, that's it I don't want anybody gettin hurt, or worse yet hurtin somebody else. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!! Hey hump day it is, now this may be tough, but so what we gotta get tough sometimes. I'm laughin right now, because I can't wait to see this, give me anything to do with humpin, or anything that has to do with humpin or anything with a hump..lol.. Can't wait to see some of these comments. Happy Hump Day!!! Plain and Simple is a Humpin good place.. QUASIMODO he had a hump, and he was a bell ringin fool!!!!!!! Let it ride fellow citizens..
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Go hump yourself
Damnit Anon. stole mine. I once ask a girl if she had a Camel Hair sweater on she looked quized and said no, I told her it had two pretty nice humps she shoke her head and walked away. But before the nite was over we hit it off pretty good it was one of my long term relashionships sighhhhhhhhh yes that lasted almost two weeks.
I remember that camel hair sweater Plain. She should have had a camel hair sweater, she looked like a camel, especially when she spit that beer on me. Nice humps though. When I was growin up, my Aunt Rose, had a dog Spotty. He was a mix between a Chihuahua and a mosquito. He stood about 10 inches off the floor, and this little bastard would HUMP your ankle and anything else he could HUMP. I nicknamed him Spotty The HUMPER.. HUMP on in dog heaven Spot!!!
Hey my word is cularny. Like it's Christmas in Cularny and all the folks are home..
Humty Dumpty, Sammy, Plain and I are going to jump on Friday in a possible snow storm. The only way to go. We will junp over the Golf Course so they do not feel left out. I think the 7th hole when you cross over Walnut Lane is a 30 yrd par 3. There we will land, Close to the 19th hole and we can stop in and see Butchy Welte.
Yo Jim, You ain't gonna believe this, down in Clearwater talkin too a guy and he brings up the 19th hole and Butchie. I never saw this guy in my life..I tell him I grew up with Butchie, he then tells me the 19th hole is closed, and the next thing I know he calls Butchie and I'm on the phone with him.. I woke up the next day (well I came too) and was thinkin did that really happen.. Like most days when I come too.. Humpin along with the humpin, humple wee.......Never mind that was tumblin...I'll think of a hump lol. next time..
Isn't that an oxymoron growing up with Buchie? And I know there's a hump back Whale I had another long term relationship with her that was like a week.
Ive had like 204 long term relationships in my life what I am looking for is a meaningful overnite relationship.........errrrrrrrrr just kidding Baby.........my magic woid is frump it goes along with hump
Bee Back later game today at 3:30 Hump ya all have a good afternoon
Good Wednesday Afternoon,
March 30, 2011
Ain't going near the humpin' stuff except for the following:
Dromedary Camel - one hump
Bactrain Camel - two humps, or maybe it's the other way around.
Yes, the boys are back in town. Everybody heading to CJ & Eck's for the first game?
Lotta humpin goin on, goin on!!!!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men said Fuck that egg..
Strebor, the boys of Clearwater are back, and primed for the opener Friday, if it happens. Somebody with a hump just poked his head in my shop and said, we are expecting a Noreaster. Of course there are more doomsday sayin humpers out there than Carter's had little liver pills.
Simple's Sweetheart is here again!!
Missed you in Clearwater. I saw you but you didn't see me. Sometimes I think you act "the fool" but everyone seems to like you.... especially me. Maybe I will see you this weekend and reveal myself...or maybe not.
Simple's Sweetheart
OK Sweetheart, you just keep doin what you are doin. I gotta believe you are of the feminine variety..I also have to believe if you saw me in Clearwater you would have humpe errrr jumped me. So stay behind that black sexy mask, and you better not be one of my friends humpin with me. You are a trip Sweetheart. Just tell me you are not a guy or a relative. Come on just that much..I know you are not a guy.. Right???
Hey Plain, you gotta help your old pal out here, man. You are a much better sleuth than myself. You gotta find out if Sweetheart is a genuine female. Whoever it is, naturally, has me totally baffled.
You guys HUMPIN them golf bags full of balls across the fairways and farways today?? Kinda cool for your balls isn't it??
Yeah I hump my balls across the golf Course and my Putter and all my clubs and the bag.
And I already know who Sweetheart is , it's none other than Tommy Canechie ........puts my hand over my mouth and giggles ( a man Giggle)
And yes I played 14 holes Today, and we won are baseball game.And you wont belive this it was on a HUMP back liner in the last inning.
Plain:
No. 1 Sweetheart ain't Tommy Caneche (puts my hand over my mouth and laughs).
N0. 2 Please tell me you really won on a HUMP back liner..
That would be the law of synchronicity strikin Plain and Simplevill like a Nor'Easter. It did it too us on Spanish day, with the Sixers playin the Bulls and they had a Spanish theme that nite.
One of my favorite all time actors (Plain will love this)is one Marty Feldman. Marty played Igor in Young Frankenstein, and damn if he didn't have a HUMP., and yes Plain we know, I do a mean Marty impersonation..
Impersanation, Christ Simple I thought you were Marty Feldman and no Sweetheart is not Caneche, and it is not one of the 13 in here, And my astue guess is that it is a Female the typing is impecable and everything is spelled correct so it's not a guy. I may just have to take this challenge on and hunt this sweetheart down.
Yes, I too think I am Marty, Plain. Walks around with a black robe and hoody pulled over my head eyes buggin out, chantin, yes Moster, yes Moster..
Yo, on that Sweetheart search, you gotta get on it. Your right again Clouseau. Typing is impeccable. I would never pick up on that with my amatueresqeu knowledge of sleuthing. I have no idea if any of those words I just wrote are words., anyway you get my drift.
Hump day goin, goin, gone. We got over the hump. First thing this morning I got told to go hump myself. Good way to start off the day. We had camel hair sweaters, camels, whales, bell ringers, eggs, and a side kick to Dr. Frankenstien, the sickness never stops here at Plain and Simple. On that note, time too close it on down. Steets look empty, but I must tell you we broke 2500 hits. Gettin closer to Rose and Cobb. Always have a good time, lookin forward to tomorrow. March Marches On. Stay out of harms way my friends, and avoid that hump in the mattress. See you tomorrow. TAPS......
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