Friday, March 4, 2011
"Today Is The 4th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."
Mornin, Do you believe I had to go back and put on A.D. could you have seen the Jedi Knight, Sir Plain if he saw that!!!!!!!! (read last nights ending post) I got a problem with Royalty, I hate them. Who the fuck are they? Don't the sheople of England and other lands with Royalty know that shit went out in the mid 1800's. They call that doughty bitch (The Queen) your Royal Highness, gag, gag, gag,. Here's a bitch looks like she hasn't shit in a decade. She needs some good old Ex-lax or Milk of gagnesia. Remember how nice it was to take a dose of that shit, I would do anything in my power to poop when that came out of the old medicine cabinet..Put a firecracker up my ass rather than drink that.. Hencefort in the Land Of Plain and Simpletons Queen of Constipations will be known as, Your Royal Frumpness. Now, two more of those assholes are getting married and they didn't invite Fergie (remember her), she was getting her royal toes sucked poolside when some papparazzi (who was hangin by his toes from the top of a palm tree by the way) snapped her picture...She was called before the Royal Tribunal and I heard her Royal Frumpness yelled off with her head, and the guy suckin her toes yelled, YAY!!! I thought you were gonna yell off with her feet...I am not done by any means. I know, I know the story about the clowns it's comin. I got this Royal itch this morning, and we all know this town is about Ramblin, not about order, hell sweetheart left me because she found out I have no order..So be it.. Hope she comes back, she was fun, and I miss the attention already. There I go cryin again. One thing I gotta comment on, Earman went off last night, and yes there was a sarcofogus ( I don't think I ever used that word before) and yes it said Ernest LaPlace. and yes I sat on it in the cemetary, I guess where else would you find a sarcophacus (I have no idea if this is spelled right, I am sure Plain won't care) and yes earman took my pictures, no offense there Mr. La Place, and yes earman you can post pictures on Plain and Simple, here is your job for the first VODKADAY of March, get one of your kids to help you and put those pictures on Plain and Simple, and we will move into the next galaxy along with our very own Jedi Knight. Great post earman, you are right made no sense whats so ever, that's why this is Plain and Simpleville. Be back. Question for the day what is your take on Royalty? Can't wait too hear these responses. Try this too, name people whose names have anything to do with a car, first names last names, doesn't matter there are no rules here. Can be makes models anything you can thing of. I'll do a couple: try 5-10. See what we can come up with.. AXLE Rose. Here we go with Rose again.. Chevy Chase. How about a group "The Doors." and you think I don't have my shit together. Later..
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Thought for Today......"A word to the wise isn't nessary,it's the morons that need advice"
make that necessarey
Good morning Jedi Knight - let's try necessary, and loved your thought for the day as I do every day. Simple's sister would have been delighted to have you come to her aid yesterday while Simple was posing on a tombstone that read "Ernest LaPlace". Earman to the rescue yesterday. Love you!
Simple, re: the royal wedding - OMG I'm so happy I have a remote so that when they start talking about it I can switch to a movie channel to catch one of the 6 episodes of Star Wars and get a glimpse of the Jedi Knight. Have to get back to you on the name game for today. Busy day so may not be back until tomorrow. Hi
General JT. I think my secret word is a real word "unties" like shoes, knots, etc. Love you all, later!
Hmmmmm I dont know where to start with todays post. The Queen taking a dump ? Wouldn't that mean there is a Royal Flush coming soon ! And Fergie getting her toes sucked !!!! Can ya blame the guy, have you ever seen her face.
And you sat on a guy named Ernest grave, does that make two asses in Ernest ?
How about Kathy Carburetor she always got my Motor running. Henery Ford,And Speaking of cars , if your wife wants to get her drivers lic. ......never stand in her way.
Strebor thank you for the nice words and good marin to ya Lass. When you watch the Star wars episodes I am the one they call Yoda.
Hmmmmm unties for a secret word. How do German kids tie there shoes ? ......In little Nazis Haaaaaa a Knee slapper early in the morning
Richard Gere (pronounced gear), Robin Hood, Minnie Driver, Matt Damon, Olive Oyl and the ever famous, Dip Stick, who I'm sure has crossed all our paths one time or another. Over and out for today.
Hey Plain, as usual you are right. He was suckin toes because he couldn't look at her face. LOL.. Wait till the General reads that one. Oh yeah, and great thought for the day Plain, could you please give me some advice. Hey there McCool, how many football players and ads did you snag last nite. There is no money in said Kitty (Plain and Simple Treasury), I spent it all on Vodka.. We may be able to see if the General will make a donations, maybe he could open the trunk of his car and see if anything is still layin around.. Mrs. Horn, Alvin Horn and the rest of the Horns. Ford Fairlane. Bing Bing that is a double..Freddy Fender..On a roll baby..
And, the dirty, little coward that shot Mr. Howard - Robert Ford.
Fords are done!!!!
Mercedes Ruehl, Mercedes Turtle, Mercedes Ben's,
1. Royce Clayton
2. Plymouth Meeting
3. dodge ball
4. Cadilac Williams
5. David Buick (the original owner of buick)
You guys are good, hey anon. did I hear dodge ball and plymouth meeting? Since when are they people. Hey, this is Plain and Simple good call. Mercedes Turtle. Man BAC SL. you go way back. Carl Hubbell and Andy Cap.. Man I am good.. Yo!! Plain, I mean sir Plain beings you annoited yourself a Jedi Knight (what are you about 14?) where are ya?? Def. not workin.
Am I working pfffffffftttttt, check this out.
1 Mike Piston
2Kaiser Sose
3 Grease Monkey
4 Wheels Dykstra
5 Cluch Cargo.......bows and walks away
Royalty. I sit on the throne at least once a day and we all know what we do there. So Piss on Royalty..lol just wipe off the throne for the next person....
NFL related car names
1. Cadillac Williams rb Tampa
2. Detroit ford field
3. Plymouth Admirals NFL UK
4. Tennessee (Nissan) Titans
5. The charger's
Looks around the room I see Strebor.BACSL,Anonymous,Simple, it kinda looks like the Bar Room seen from star wars, Where the hell Is McCool he better have a Doctors note.
I agree Earman, when I have to take a dump I usually say I am going to take a Prince Charles. That piece of shit looks like Alfred E. Newman.........sorry Alfred
I guess that is why they call us Plain and Simple: People earman, People, not places things and anything that pops into that demented brain you travel around with.. People!!! You and BAC SL have no rules much like this place you hang in...Yo Plain Mike Piston is great. I remember that horse playin loon. Jackie Wheeler, Maverick ( riverboat ring your bell, fare ye well annabelle luck is the lady that he loves the best, natches to new orleans, livin on jacks and queens, maverick is a legend of the west) Bret and Bart Maverick...Oh! Maverick ain't a car is it?? I was thinkin like Mustang Sally, and Maverick popped into my head. That is why we live here Simpletons. I have earned my name..
Yo, and I'm yellin at ear and BAC. HA! dig that.. riverboat ring your, never mind I already sang that once. Gotta get a VODKA..
Yo is Maverick a car??? Hey my word is Maverick, Is Maverick a car???
I think Maverick is a car!! I guess I ain't gonna get no help here. They are namin fields and cities and whatever pops into their craniums.. Hey Plain, what did you see and episode of star wars recently, now you got us in the bar with all those funny lookin creaturs. Hell, you remember a day in Turella's now that was a star wars bar.. Bonzo, Uncle John, Jersey, Bugsy, Kingy, Lugi, General, Floyd, Jap, Wrench, Hook Eye, Monk, Jimbo, and quite a few more, I can't think of right now..
Sorry about Plymouth meetin and dodge ball here are two that will replace them.
1. Mustang Sally
2. Beetle Baily
I see myou used Mustang Sally so here is another one.
Luke Hudson
Do I win a prize now
I just checked with Cliff Claven yes Maverick is a Car.
No anon, sorry you don't win a prize, which is a brand new Maverick, goin to plain for the fortitude he showed in struggling to get Maverick approved, when the only one that would help him was Plains guru. One, Cliff Claven. Although Anon I will lend it to you as soon as you sing in, of course under an alias...I think you told me who you are, but I forget things easily.. I will try to remember why.. I know it can't be alcohol.. That just makes me smarter,,,
1 Jenfer Hudson
2 Mike Healey
That's your problem Simple you have too much blood in your alcohol
Riddle me this Batmen......I am used to bat with yet never get a hit.........
I meant Simple won the fuckin car. You people are makin me nuts man. lol...Nobody knows what they are talkin about.. This town should take off like a fart out a Jedi Knights Ass. I heard their farts could stop meteors..Like if a meteor was headin towards their planet they would get in a line, bare their knigtly asses and you got it no more meteor threat. Of course the stench was enough to kill of the Wedgies or whatever those little furry things were called, they sorta had their own society.. Freebles, Glistys, Weebleys, W somethin, somethin of that nature.
My word is cruckshaw. That was Joe Renshaw's cousin, "Cruck"
That's just Simple talkin above, not Plain and Simple, and know I am not going to get pissed!!!!!!!!!! ((<KSL(@@#!NNMD%^#$*(S<./258QWA,dfsa_)*+
Simple.got another.one Danny Hoban......Ha
Hmmmmmmmm used to bat with but never get a hit.......Well, I know a man with four balls can not walk......smirks I'm going to say eye lashes James
Did you want me to sing in or sign in?
Both Anonymous,we are having try outs for singers and Dancers. Simple wants to do a Broadway show in the future.And I know there is enough talent in this Room to pull it off. It is based on the Christians getting thrown to the Lions we need a cast of thousands, and a few Lions. So sing and Dance anytime you damn well please.
trying for the other "ROMEO's too join.
Thanks Dan.Plain and Simple need all the help they can get. Moe ROMEOS would be great. Simple is giving rewards for recruitment from the Kitty. Prolific as they may be............
Yo Hob, hoy ya doin pal. Welcome, always a pleasure to have your company. You got a lot of catchin up to do. When you get done, probably take you about a year, you will know some things never change, that Plain is still the lunatic he always was. Yo get could you imagine gettin all the dudes from Roman into this town. I don't know if I would be able to handle that onslaught, but that is what Plain is here for, nothin can deter that maniacs musings...Good to see your with us Hob. I guess you want all the acolades, right Jim, you ain't gettin them, and if we catch with your hand in that kitty one more time, I am going to tell the General to slam the trunk on it.
Short VODKADAY, had too do taxes. Seems like I always have to do taxes. I gotta stop the Vodka startin to spell like LPLAINI..OK good jog jim... real quite like. I was gonna wait till TAPS, but we need your recruitin power. Watch out for Hob, he knows a lot of influential loons..
Hey Danny how are you, welcome to byberry east, you will fit in good Brother.
Hey Simple what year is the friggin Maverick I won is it like that 79 Pinto you tried to sell me?That really burnt my ass, and I mean litterly. Luckly I backed into that fire hydrant: the car blew up burnt my ass and the water put the fire out.
So you can have the friggin Maverick and we are even, so the 50 bucks you wanted for your Pinto,we are now even. The fireman told me what saved my life was the water and the .25 cents worth of gas you had in it. Wait I chipped in a dime to get that gas so you owe me a Dime since I gave you the car.
Riddle me this.....What gets wetter as it dries? The first with the answer wins a ride in Simples new car
Riddle me this answer a sponge. That's my car. You can have the '79 Pinto, be careful, though you might need gas.. Maybe you could call one of your Jedi Knight friends, heard they have a lot of gas.. JEDI FUCKIN KNIGHT I ask what are you fourteen or fifteen? You sure your aloud to drive. I gotta get some food HMMM... WAWA// I ain't cryin Plain that is a store..
On royalty... 235 years ago we the people decided that royalty was for tyrants... it still is.
Long long time since St. John's days... anyone still live in or near the old neighboorhoods.
Competition from (a non eee mous)....We are trying to remember everything we can from the old days. Check some of the old posts and see where we have been. Simple is hard to stump. Plain is on the hunt for me and probably you. Plain knows what Simple doesn't. But with all the bullshit I leave you with this.."Nothing but Heaven itself is better than a friend that is truly a friend". Now I wonder who we could apply that to?/??????// Good Knight
I got it BAC SL. You are so right!!Awesome post... Kinda shook my black heart a bit.. I am up in the old home town just about every weekend. Plain lives there, Dave, Babe, Butch, Floyd tends bar there, the General is there, the McFarlands.. Billy Keenan's place is another great gathering place. Let me not forget Monk.. I am sure I am forgetting somebody, but yeah, there are a lot of us that still live there,or hang out up there, and we still get together on the average,at least two weekends a month. I don't know how I do it, it is a chore, but someone has to try and keep them all Plain and Simple LOL!!
Simple you are correct a sponge or a towel. So you win a ride in your new car. There is joy in simpleville that you won, because you would only drive someone crazy!
And there is no age for a Jedi Knight. You could say I am six score and several years( reminds me of a Speech I wrote for my Friend Abe) or you may say I am nine point one in the canine age.
And it's only fools that think there is a gas shortage, I called the White house and told them how to solve the gas problem in about an hour. Eat two hard boiled eggs, have two beers and three tacos this my friends will give you all the gas you need...... May the Force be with you...and if your smart stay down wind.
BACSL A Jedi Knight dosen't have to rember. I never forget anything I ever rember. And with all your knoweldge I am thinking you may be Darth and Live on the Dark Side with Simple. But I am closing in fast BACSL. Rember knoweldge is Omnipresent in the Mind of the Jedi.
PULEEEEZE, with the star war shit, Plain, everybody knows you are not of this planet. Come on my main man PLain, join humanity, it sucks but it is all we got. Hey I got one right, sponge so what do I get, to drive myself in a fantasy car that doesn't even exist. Finally I win somethin and it don't exist. There is no FUCKIN justice in this universe. OOPS cryin time again.
Sorry plain, get me a sponge and I'll dry up..
Anonymous there is no such thing as Royalty, they put are pants on one leg at a time like we do. Now they may think they are Royal or Blue Bloods. The Buffys and Biffs of the world you here them telling there chrildren it's time to go now Biffy and the spoiled rotten lil Carpet rat says no I don't wanna and the parent says you may get a "Time Out" okay you can have 5 more minutes then we have to go and the lil monster says no.
Can you see a Yunker parent in that situation.WHAT I'll come up there and beat you til your blue boy , Get your ass over here now, nevermind i'm Kicking your ass any way as there smacking you into the middle of next week.
You see Anon. us 21st Warders were brought up right.
It's crying time again , and yourrrrr going to leave me. I can see that farr awayyy look in your eyes.
Boo friggin who Simple act your age not your IQ
Those that claim so called rights of royalty may put their pants on one leg at a time but they have people lifting their legs into them and zipping them up for them...
Pat Mc Hugh
Wissahickon born
This is true Pat Fergie was caught with one guy lifting her leg and sucking her toes........shugs, go figure.
And welcome to this Plain and Simple Blog Pat all my pleasure.
Plain... don't forget our own MADE IN USA royals... the Kennedy's. Ted the Red murdered a young lady and was forgiven immediately and held in the higest levels by the "enomored idiots of the left" the rest of his miserable life.
Been in MA for over 30 years... (retired in 2008) still am basically the only registered Republican in my development.
I am sure happy I married Clare, a retired catholic school techer. She informed me if you use "In The Year Of Our Lord" don't follow with A.D. which means In The Year Of Our Lord. This is like useing the common error we hear all the time, "revert back to". Revert means back To all you honerable grunts,thats like the command about-face given twice. You would still be faceing front.
Amd to recall Fr. Cahill sent me to summer school freshmen year. Thank God for Clare.........
HOB... how good is your memory. Fr. Cahill taught for a little red paperback book that had all the rule sof grammar laid out in successive chapters... do you or anyone else remember the books title... I don;t but I do remember it was a great primer... bought a copy at some old bookstore in downtown Phila... can't remember the name of that long closed literary institution either... do though fondly recall my morning Dewey's stop at the bus stop...and the lunch room meatball subs. Tastes and smells seem to stay with you forever.. even as the mind starts to fade.
I told Simple not to put that A.D. There Dan! You only went freshman year? I went fresh. Soph. and Jr. year for conduct (I know thats hard for you to belive) we had to take Religion if you flunked Conduct if I would have flunked it my senior year I coulda been a Priest. And tell Clare I said hey.
WOULD THAT BE "THE LITTLE rED wRITTING BOOK" BY Brandon Royal
Plain... not sure of the title but our freshman year was his first year as a teacher and he used that book for every lesson and every test... I thought everyone knew that as I aced frosh English with all A's. Side fact: I was the altar boy for his very first Mass as a priest in the lower church at the 7:00 Sunday mass after he was ordained a priest that Saturday. He gave me a rosary he blessed I gave it to my Mom. I found it in her jewelry box when she died.
You have me thinking Jim, I guess in a way the Kennedys were Royal to the liberal left.All I know about them is Ted was a Drunk, and he did kill Mary Jo Kopeckiney. Jack And Robert were only Drunks and Womanizers. Just My opinion there were only two good ones Rose the Mother and the Daughter Eunice.
I am a conservative prolly a lil Right of Rush Limbaugh. Or what some call a Right Wing Hawk.
And I never Liked Father Cahill and was glad he was sent under the Bridge in Kensington, he Fired the best Coach that school ever had.
What the fuck is goin on, I leave to watch a Sixers game and there's people runnin all over Plain and Simpleville. Hey Hob, tell the wife that Plain made me put A.D. I missed it one day and he went off on me. Then he just tried to blame it on me, that is ok that is what Plain and Simple is all about. If you care to look at the time you will see we are runnin on Pacific Coast Time (I'll take credit for that), we can't even get the time right.. Ah, another old classmate of mine, Patrick McHugh, Man, I ain't seen you in a long time dude. Welcome to Plain and Simple, enjoy the fun, the ride is heatin up. Where is McCool when we need him? Hey Plain, did you attend private school (by yourself) aint seen one classmate of yours in Plain and Simplevill.LOL. I been laughin a lot in this town.. That's a good thing..
Plain... I consider myself a Constitutional Conservative and on most matters place my political sphere a little to right of Genghis Khan and Sun Tzu.
Agree very much that Eunice Kennedy Schriver did a lot of great work that lives on today... I have a now 18 year old grandson that is autistic so I am very familiar with the many fruits of her legacy. I have always had a bit of empathy for the Kennedy women... having to live with and always defend their "entitled" way brothers/husbands. The old man was also a real great piece of work... so the apples never did fall far from the tree.
Never kept up much once I moved away in the late 60's... (lived in 8 states over my work career) so which coach did he fire?
Father Cahill, there's another in charge guy that hated my free spirit and back at him. Had him for home room, and got in trouble daily. He told me I had no discipline. I asked him to explain as I did not know what that word meant. He said I just proved his point. Go figure, the only one that made any sense to me was Mr. Hibe.
I agree with everything you said Jim. And It was none other than Speedy Morris he fired.
Talk about the Nutty Professor Simple
Now using the Voice of God or John Facenda "Have a nice Nite tonite, And a Good Day Tomorrow...........POOF
Plain... I remember when Speedy and Joe Fitzpatrick coached us in CYO b-ball at the old St. John's High School summer programs. The school was closed then but we still used the facilities... had to be when we were in 5th maybe 6th grade???? How long did Mr. Nicastro hang in there coaching track?
Pat Mc Hugh
Hey guys, girls, plains, and simples, lookin up and down the street, seems to be quieting down here on the first VODKADAY of March. I owe myself one as this was cut short..much like Plains spelling. Dude does bring some fun, and lot of other good stuff for us to ponder..God bless that man..Good to see a few newcomers to our town. Pat McHugh, neat to hear from ya. Hey sign in and join the fun. Hob good job, but I guess I have to congratulate McCool. I'm the only one allowed to cry around here. If I didn't mention him in the wrap, he'd be all over me tomorrow.. Big day, Royalty, to Cars. to a whole shit load of other subjects. Hope to see you all back again tomorrow. In the meantime. Get some well deserved rest my friends. Stay out of harms way. TAPS...
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