Tuesday, March 22, 2011
"It Is The 22nd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011"
And where the hell is Simple ? It's 1:50 in the afternoon and I come in here and there are no Post. Now I have to say Goodafternoon Lads and Lasses while Simple sleeps yep he is still asleep from & o'clock last nite I think he is after Rip Van Winkles record, How the hell can anyone sleep that long? I went Golfing this morning and come back to nothing a blank screen . Here in simpleville it is still yesterday and we are Three hours late on that too . Good thing I showed up.......Fides et Scientia
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Wake up simple, you have a weeks work to catch up on, I refuse to keep carrying you. He aint heaveyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hesss my Brotherrrrrrrrrrr .......I'll be back
WTF 5 days of Vodka, women and song, maybe a ball game or two and a few parties and you are still in bed. 30 or 40 years ago this wouldn't happen. But At least you had a good time, you think. Plain again picked up the ball. He hits them not too far but always straight. Plain I would keep a close eye on the blog and maybe by Friday we will hear something from the Simple half of Plain and Simple........LOL Take you time Simple we can wait for the stories/sagas/epochs/tales/. Sleep tight and enjoy the time off.
Let's see, nah that road takes me too Sooy Place, nah that aint it. What the fuck man, does anybody care that I'm lost in the Pine Barrens, no water, a craving for vodka, yellin Let's Go Phillies. These squirrel hunters out here will shoot my ugly ass, and then go looking for Sammy. Let's see Buena, nope Plain and Simpleville is the other way. Man, I can't take this shit. Gotta find the Ville, I think I was South so if I go east I should hit water or somethin better than these fuckin pine trees. Alright suck it up, keep marchin, you'll get home. Yes, you will. Keep tellin yourself you'll get home. LET'S GO PHILLIES. Shh, your in the pine barrens you fuckin loon. LET'S GO COUSIN!!!!! I'll get home I don't want anyone worrying about me. Hey McHugh, that was me you shot in the ass not some Turkey.. You lost too??
Hey Simple...it was not me that shot you in the ass... spent two days calling to them, some answered but never showed up close enough to get shot. Went fishing one day and had a lot better luck. Left 85 degree weather yesterday morn and landed in a freaking snow storm.
Just read that TastyKakes are going to be available at the Phillies ball park... first time since the 1960's because vendor is putting in refrigerator displays to keep them from melting in summer heat. I own 100 shares of Tasty Baking... totally worthless stock that I just keep for nostalgia reasons.
Each time I come back home I first get a D'Alessando's cheesesteak and then some Butterscotch Krimpets... I remember when they were 12 cents a pack - and a hell of a lot bigger and fresher.
Just saw a sign said Possum Guts NJ. That's one of the better known towns near where I live. (I dwell in Plain and Simpleville) I don't know how Possum Guts got it's name, but I ain't askin Amos over there, he just keeps lookin at me like I am lost. WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT????!!! I can't win he just ran away. Holy shit just saw my reflection in a mirror. Hair stickin straight up in the air. 3 day old beard. Shirt says PH LLI S on the front, pants with zipper down, and untied work boots. All right, I know I only have one more town before Indian Mills, hope to make it home before TAPS. Gotta get back into Plain and Simpleville. I will pay my dollar and reenter..WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY???!!!! Another one tooth wonder just ran away.. I gotta get outta here, they are probably formin a posee to lynch my ass. They will see a couple holes in it. One from birth the other from McHugh.. Where is Plain when I need him.. HMM this blueberry ain't bad, think I might sit here a spell and eat a few.. ZZZZ ZZZZ.
Simple, hurry up and get your ass out of the Pine Barrens. You might wake up with 6 or more toes if you linger there much longer. Still recuperating from Florida- hated to leave that 85 degree sunshine yesterday only to come home to the threats of snow tomorrow. While in the sunshine state one day kind of morphed into the next day: three days at the Ballpark; one day at The Marchiano's and man do they ever know how to throw a party. Good times had by all. Thanks Marchiano's! BACSL who the hell are you and how did you know it was Danny Crocco's birthday? Time to fess up buddy. Later guys, I hope Simple gets home in time to take us to TAPS!
Simple if your in the Pine Barrons get out of there before Dark, the Jersey Devil is for real I spent a few nites in the Barrons it wasn't pretty.
And Pat welcome back, glad Dick Chenny didn't go with ya.
BACSL your right 40 years ago he's still be going.And yes i hit em straight down the middle Drive for show and putt for doe.
HMM, Burp!! where the fuck am I. Just woke up and dark is on me like nuts on Sammy.. Pine tree to the left of me pine tree to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with me. Plain is right gotta get out of these pines, at night. Ain't got no rifle to shoot that old devil in the ass, like McHugh did me (he denied it). I see a light!!! Oh that is some red headed step child token a bone. Gotta get outta this place if it's the last thing I ever do.. Cross Roads take it.. Whoa baby, I will be in Plain and Simpleville for TAPS and for a Post, all is well in Possum Guts, Six Toes, and Screw Your Cousin Hollow....
Finally, wherever you may wander, wherever you may roam, let it ever be so humble, there is no place like home. Great trip, went to three ball games, saw one pitch..Met hundreds of people, met a couple coaches, (Asked Billmyer if I could borrow his binoculars), got into a fracas with the a bunch of Buccaneers and had a kilt stapled to my clothes. These stories and more to come on Plain and Simple. Right now I want to say I missed this old town, I tried to find it, but it was either too far away or I was too enhanced. Plain is the man. Held up the fort and didn't panic. Had Moe with me (Monk) I told him he better put some sun block on that bald head so he wouldn't burn that little bit of brain he has left. Just looked at me shakin his cue ball as most people do.. Try to get all my thoughts together (at least two of them) for tomorrows post. Gotta lot of new stories too go with the old ones. Let's get it on Plain, Simple is back and is no longer an asshole. I have two of them now..On that note let me welcome myself home, as the only people that are glad to hear I am home all live in Florida.. TAPS
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