Thursday, March 17, 2011
"Today Is The 17th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Top Of The Mornin To Ya, and a Happy St. Patricks Day..Hi Plain, I am not tryin to steal your thunder. This is just an adios and not goodbye.. I am out of here. Go ahead and try your best Post.. I will call you from FLA. Love ya brother.., and hey everybody good luck in your NCAA pools. Hope to talk to you soon. Help Plain and Sammy as much as possible. Trust me they need it. Southward Bound.. Simple.
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Is it still PC to say Happy St. Patrick's Day? In this "liberal asshats who get their feelings hurt so easily world" the last thing I want to do is be politically incorrect or be accused of being a bigot, a racist, and or an Islamophobic by wishing a Happy "Catholic Saints" Day to all of you.
Today we all can be Irish for the day, so go celebrate, do a little wearin' of the green, have fun, smile a lot and tell Irish jokes because the way things are going we will all soon be forced by law into celebrating Cinco de Mayo and Ramadan and neither of those holidays have green beer.
Remember: "If you’re enough lucky to be Irish... you’re lucky enough!"
Top of the Marning to ya and Happy Paddys day to all. And yes Pat frig all those Politically correct Morons. There no rules here.The only rule is there is no rules.
And as ya can see there is some simpletons missing here today . They took a Flight down to Bright and the rest of us they did smite.Hope they all have fun and when they are done the Phillies have won.
Im sure simple will give us reports of whats going on down there, we up here can let him know who is winning the games I know he wont be paying attention.
And how about that sucker Simple doing the Post not trusting me, he truley Wants to Stay "CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED".
Okay Simpletons today is just like Pat said tis Paddys Day tell any Paddy Joke , story, lie ya want you will be expunged By Saint Patrick his self
HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY to everyone from Finn McCool. Anybody want to question his greeting will end up with a very large patch of sod thrown at them. Glad there are no rules here. Good job so far Plain. I only expected it from you. I would be careful though because Simple will probably find a puter to check up on you. Set him up for snooping...........
I figure Plain is sleeping about now he had to get up at 3 am the old fella ain't what he used to be.
The fine lad Murphy walks into work with this big black eye and the boss goes hell Murphy what happened to you ?
Murphy says ya can't belive me luck i was kneeling in church and when we got up the Lady in front of me has her dress all pushed up in the crack of her arse so me being a gentleman I pulled it out and Bam she waps me.
The next monday Murphy has two black eyes and the boss says holy shit Murph what happend now ?
Murph shakes his head and says we are in church right this same damn Lady is in front of us and when we stand up her dress is all pushed up in here arse again !!!!! This guy next to me pulls it out and me knowing she dont like it that way I shuved it back and WAMMMM
Simple's Sweetheart says...
Look for me at the field. I will be in the sunny side. I will wave to you and here is hoping you wave back to me. I will have a pink Phillies cap on. Hope we meet.
Your Sweetheart
Hello............Tumble weed blowing through Plain and Simpleville. Paper says the deceased Fr. Kline is being accused by some guy named Finnegan in the 68 or 69 class. Go figure. He ate dinner with this guys family and went on vacation with them, Speaking of Joe the drummer at the bottom of the steps remember where the Brothers (collared) used to live in that house behind the rectory. What did they do? Hope Simple doesn't spend too much time looking for Sweetheart. If she had a Grey Goose Banner on her he would find her quickly. Erin go Bra.........
I always thought Fr. Kline was In Klined to go the other way smirks hated that fat ass.
The Brothers house was on tower Street they were Christian Brothers I do belive. They taught at Saint Johns High School.
You are right..........Plain needed the memory refreshed. Say hello to Simple, I am sure he is peeking somewhere. Any body that shows up with a laptop is in trouble.........Hi Simple. How are you? Hope you find Sweetheart down there in Phillie Land. We are ok here in Plain and Simpleville. we could be a county. Plain and Simple County or Borough why are we a ville? Plain????
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn’t kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
Well the Phils lost 6 to 5 they were leading 5 to 3 in the top of the 9th there were two out's and a man on first and second there was a pop up deep in left that was foul but very catchable and a fan interfered and the ball was dropped and called a foul ball the next Pitch was hit out of the Park by Toronto. The announcer was screaming that Simple bastard cost us the game.
I just wonder , they were saying a bunch of his friends were throwing thngs at him yelling Simple did it, Simple did it.
Well BACSL we picked Ville because it kinda reminds me Of Burgerville, brings a () to m eye rembering the 15 cent hamburgers .10 cents soda's and the keg's of beer in the rear.
Well lads and LassesI'll be falling asleep watching the games ,Good nite God Bless and here's looking at ya. Oh and heres a Taps For Simple.
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