"Today Is The 31st Day, And Last Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Here comes Summer, anybody watch the news last night, The Atlantic City Expressway was happening. Why, I must ask, do the Sheople have too leave all at once?  I know they have too get that last ride in (I did it), I know they have too say they were the last one in the ocean, I know they want the boardwalk to empty out with them, but besides that why do they stay till the bitter end?  They know they are heading for traffic armeggedon. I guess I can answer my own question, they don't want it to end.  We programmed this generation, just like we were programmed.  They know come Tuesday the bell rings and they better answer it, but so what, they ain't leaving the jam session, another band is coming on at nine, they have a designated driver (or not), they met a new girl.. Fuck Tuesday, I'll deal with that tomorrow.  I wonder what the stats are on people calling out of work the day after one of the big summer weekends?  Probably pretty high.  Hate too see the good times end, I can relate to that..So, there they sat on The A. C. Expressway until 2AM or worse yet, runnin up the A. C. Expressway at 6 O'clock this morning trying too make work.. AHH!! The beginning of Summer, A.C. (After Childhood)
Blat, Splat, mornin, sit down, good boys, here is a bagel with some butter.  See bagel butter you got it? Yef, ve hav et.. Emm goot.. You like that good,  you know you live in the Ville, in The Pine Barrens and we have to be careful, some of the critters can get dangerous. There are snakes out here and devils, and todays subject BEARS!!  NO!! NO!! why are you ripping your fucking clothes off, OH MAN! I don't want to see that VeinerSnitzel, AH MAN!! don't turn around, those Slavs have some hairy asses.. I can't stand it, no don't jump up again, YOUF SET STAND!!!  I'm going back to the bunker.
Hey guys, today think about one of those times, when it was time to go, but nooooooo you didn't go, and you paid the price..I will be back, I have many..

Today is the 30th of May in The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Top of the Marnin to ye Lads and Lassies & a fine Marnin it is and Have a Great Memorial Day kiss a Vet.I see Simple is back  and a good thing too this is my last Post of the Summer I'll be Golfing or hanging Ten on some Beach somewhere!So Simple you are now the Poster and hoster i'm on vacation. And it's only fair since you were voted the Best Poster on Plain and Simple there ever was! And it was a uniamious vote that you  do all the Post , nods yep even I admitt you should do all the posting, (smirks and does that you sure can paint that fence Huckelberry smile).
        And yes Simple we solved  most of the worlds problems on your 12th Birthday Party this year and Floyd wasn't that intrenched in are conversation sure he laughed alot but his laughs were out numbered by his Huh???"s 40 to 1. Heading to Gorgas Park for the Memorial day service today then cook out with  the kids and Grandkids,If ya get a Chance kiss a vet, Thanks and God Bless.

Today is the 29th of May in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the afternoon to ye Lads and Lassies,was at a birthday Party with Simple yesterday so it was a rough nite.Thats why Im late and Simple isn't here at all.I forget who's Birthday it was  but it was a pretty good one! But then again we went to alot of weddings and didn't know those people  either.People walk up us to this day and say hey how you  been? We say great how you been and who are ya? There like come on you were at my wedding! Then it's like ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah and Simple the whole time is whispering who the fuck is it ?But I always guess right 98 % of the time, they were all at Polina Hall the 2 % that say no I say  ohhhhh shit thats  right  the Polish Falcons................and their likeeeeeeee YeSSSSSSSSSSSS. Anywho if ya see a Vet say Thank You it will mean  alot to them, it's how ya make people feel that they always Rember. Nods and walks away.

Today is the 28th Day of May in The Year Of Our Lord 2011

 Well Marin to ye Lads & Lassies Here it is Saturday the 28th And It's Simples 12 Birthday Party this Year, yep the Man has at Least 12  Birthday Parties a year. I think he's 792 today he has even outlived the Dunes Stagebrush Lizard.The Man amazes me more and more everyday.I think this year there closing down  the yunk and have  ytwo Bands down at CJ & Ecks there be dancing in the streets. If you dont here from us for awhile you  can Bail us out  at Ridge & Cinnaminson have a great Day God Bless and Thank a Vet.

Today is the 27th of May in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye Lads & Lassies what a beautiful Day it's so nice Simple is on another Vacation and I'm left here to do all the work per usual. But I do have something to Bitch about you can't make this up.First a spotted Owl destroyed the Timber industry of the  North Pacfic, there was a minnow that turned the most productive agriculteral land in the world into a dust bowl. Now they want to shut down the oil drilling in Texas because of the Dunes Stagebrush Lizard are you  friggin kidding me!!!!!!!This all comes from are Moron Leader Obuma thru the Epa, out of one side of his mouth he's noiw saying Drill Baby Drill but then uses the Epa to stop all the permits and His Boy  in charge of the Epa Stephen Chu who in 2008 said Quote" We must increase gas Taxes to force people to turn to alternate energy.Somehow we have to figure how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels of Europe.Why not France who they want to copy is broke. Maybe they should yell it out in French. " Sauve Le Lezard" They State they haven't seen many Dunes Stagebrush Lizards around lately wtf I havent seen many  Wooly Mammoths either, why dont we stop growing corn ? Come to think of it I havent seen a Tyrannosaurus Rex around either  maybe we should get rid of all the EPA assholes and all the friggin Tree Huggers the enviorment heals itself and has  for a Billion years then maybe we would see some Wooly mammoths and a few Tyrannosaurus Rex strolling hand and hand around the friggin Reservoir with the Toads. Shakes my head throws up my Hands and says everyone Have a great Holiday and God Bless and Thank you all the Vets Past and Present

"Today Is The 27th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Afternoon, whatever, see what happens when you put Plain in charge.  NO POST. WAKE UP PLAIN!! Or are you out playing with your balls and club again..You hit me in the back of the head one more time and I'm tellin Donna to kick your ass..BIG BIRTHDAY BASH. Saturday, the 28th of May CJECK'S.. Evertbody welcome come on in and party..  I'll be there around 9AM. I think Dave Eck said he has a couple bands comin, and I would suppose a couple of cop cars, but that should be later..
I am outta here as I am runnin all day today.. If we aren't bothering you too much Plain do you think you or one of the other citizens could do TAPS, and A POST!! as I will be heading for the Yunk.. Thank you, only if it is not a problem, if it is too much trouble for you, I will stop at a remote puter somewhere and make sure I say Hi to everyone.. See you at ECKS tomorrow..
Don't forget, what Memorial Day is all about...I won't..

"Today Is The 26th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Don't know what happened with the Phils last night as I went out with them in about the 16th inning. That was like a twi light double header, remember those things. PHEW!! got in a lot of trouble at every one I ever went too..Well the Ville Train is steaming towards Memorial Day Weekend.  We will have more on that later.. We all know that weekend is the official start of summer. Ah why not now, why wait.  He who hesitates is lost.. I must have hesitated a lot in my life.
Everyone should really just take a deep breath on Memorial Day or even on one of the days over the long weekend, while they are out celebrating with BB'Qs and beach parties and get togethers at their homes.  Whatever way they are celebrating, it is fine, but if they would just take a moment to stop and think what they are celebrating.  Just think for a moment of the men and women that have given their lives in the service of our country That is the ultimate sacrifice. I often think of the guys I served with and the guys I knew, that lost their lives.., and if everyone one would just take a moment, and just say thanks, or stop at any war memorial on their trip to the shore or other places, not long, just to say thanks, or watch a parade for a little while or say a prayer that our military men and women overseas stay safe.. That is all any Veteran I ever knew would want, then go do whatever you want. I know they wouldn't want anymore than that, and the Veterans I know and knew would be the first ones to tell somebody to go celebrate, in fact they would be right there with you..Just give them a thought and a little thank you sometime this weekend. Believe me it will make you feel better also..I was going to do a Post about Memorial Day a little closer to the weekend but why not now.. I believe a lot of people will start their celebrations a little early.. Nothing wrong with that, go enjoy. Just try and remember for a moment what the day means.. Thank You.
Today on Plain and Simple let's go ahead with the start of summer, I may be jumping the gun,  PUT THE GUN DOWN BLAT!!!! damn this language is fucked up.. well it may be a day early but so what, no rules.  Remember summer when you were younger the things you did, it was like getting paroled.. It was the greatest time for a kid ever invented.. Some of the greatest memories of my childhood were those days of summer, running the hills of the Yunk, playing baseball, in whatever form all day, and into the night. Get older and it was up the Rec.. Then the real Ville, Down the Shore, man those were the days my friends we thought they would never end. To all our young visitors, make sure you enjoy every minute you can, believe me it will be a memory in what seems a very short time.. Give me your thoughts and some adventures that you may have had during summer vacations or parties or whatever.. Talk too you soon...

"Today Is The 25th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Wow, we gotta drop a prayer or whatever you believe for those people in the midwest.  The more I watched it the worst it got..HELLO!! Japan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Egypt, Isreal, Saudi Arabia, Haitai, Any African Nation you can think of, HELLO!! when is the relief corps coming, to help us clean up and get our people back in their homes and help distribute all the food and water you are bringing to our aid..HELLO all our NATO allies.. Great Britain, you all done with the billion dollar wedding, when should we expect fresh water..France, when should we expect the food packages.. Germany, Italy, Russia, China, Brazil.  ANYBODY!!!!! Fuck No.  Nobody, do it yourselves.., but we send billions in aid to your countries for medicine and clinics and fresh water and food and labor and and and.  Didn't  you hear us, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.. Hey Washington, we at Plain and Simple already new this, when are you assholes gonns wake the fuck up, and quit putting our hard earned dollars in your pockets and sending billions more overseas to help countries that just want to see our demise.. Charity begins at home shit balls... Help our people..,fuck those ungrateful bastards, that not only won't be here, are probably secretly cheering our disasters..
PHEW!! I can't stand those bastards in Washington, billions to Egypt for who for what to support their fanatical muslims or their people that can't find jobs.. We the Sheople should have a vote or where our money is spent.. Just think, if we had those billions of dollars a year we spend to coax those assholes into being friendly to us, we could fix the infrastructure of our own country, do you know how many people that would put to work.. This misery in the midwest just once again brings our political idiocy to the forefront...
Enough, now at Plain and Simpleville, no coffee on the nuts, because I am waiting to get this Post finished..I just went off there for a moment.. I am just sick of it man.. We need help here!!! What part of that don't they get...Fuckin Assholes...  Anyway let's get back to fun and sun.. Getting a little bit like summer out here in the Ville you know that humidity that everyone likes to talk about.. Does it seem like lately we go right from winter into summer or does that just come with age?? Anyway let's do HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!! You know name, places things that happened to you, or me.  You know like spilling hot coffee on my nuts!!!!!!!!
HELL!!! I'm takin this one because I am driving the bus there..
Pizza Oven, I know that baby is hot, I tried to stick a pizza in one, one time and one time only..
HOT!! JLO,,, WAKE DOWN PLAIN, wait till you see who I took.....Go too it guys, gotta get a coffee and get workin..

"Today Is The 24th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Tough nite, tried to sleeing out in the Pines with the critters, why I do not know.. They wake up at all hours and start chirpin and runnin up and down trees, nothin wakes those bare legged Slavs up..How come we can't wake somebody down?? Why is it we always have to wake them up? This language is fucked up..Hey I just woke up.. Not me, I just woke down.. Don't wake up the baby!! How about if I wake him down. Go wake up Jim!! No, I am going to go wake down Jim...I am going to start talking like that, it ain't crazy enough around here, could you imagine that!!WAKE DOWN PLAIN!!!!! I wonder how he and the other goofs are liking golfing everyday.. I think I would rather play stick pins in my eyes..  Let' see as May is definetly winding down into June, what can we do? What can we do? I know one thing May is supposed to be one of those real nice Springtime Months, yeah well look around here, and more so, look around the country, Miss May was not very nice, in fact it has been a disaster.  Speaking of disasters, name some that come to mind..No rules but try and stay the course with as many natural disasters as possible.. What the hell, man made disasters would be too easy..WAKE DOWN PLAIN!!! I Simple Lord Of The Simpletons will now get a coffee.. I have quit drinking coffee while I am in the Ville.. My nuts thank me..
1. How about when that Krakotoa exploded.  that was pretty fucked up..
2. Katrina, and the aftermath in New Orleans.
3. How about Andrew, when he whacked Florida, and did away with Homestead Air Force Base..
4. How about when Plain and Simple flooded the Internet.. Wow that is a day of infamy..
Coffee Time

"Today Is The 23rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Sammy, Sammy, stick your head outside the cave, anything living.. "I ain't stickin my head out there, send on of the Slavs.. Hey Blat, why don't you go outside and see if there is anything to eat..FOOOK YOU!! Alright, I'll go, if I ain't back in an hour the World Ended, and it is every creature for himself.. Took off Friday with the local residents, and one Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, lost him somewhere along the way.. Wind up on Greeny's Island in a cave, waiting out Armeggedon.  That's where I am right now, walkin, well crawlin out of our cave too see if the sun is shining or we are the only creatures left on earth.. HA!! knew it, we are all alive and the World did not end!!!!!!!!!!! I Simple Am A Prophet!!!!!!!! Let's get it on gang back to the Ville..

Its the 22nd Day of May In The Year of Our Lord 2011, Damn near the 23rd!!!!!!

    Top of the friggin evening to Ye Lads  & Lassies,Holy chit it's 5 O'clock in the evening and no Post!!!!Where the hell are  ya Simple?????? Thank God for Strebor who does the bestest Taps at night.or we wouldn't know if it was day or nite in here.Last I saw Simple he was with Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill, and then they went to Phils house and there was a card Game. God I hope it wasn't strip poker what an ugly sight gets the chills!Simple is prolly passed out with Blat and Splat, in the pineys somewhere. Sammy and Greeny wil find  him when they wake up. i'd call the cops and do a Missing persons report but they laugh so much and cheer they can't even hear me.So hmmmmmit's a lil late but think of something that is missing and messes things up. I used Simple so no one else can.

It is the 21st Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marin to ye Lads  & Lasses, and a fine Marnin it is the sun is shining and ya got 11 hours to live accordin to some. They Say it is judgement Day. Some have spent all there retirement money Buying Billboards claming this and telling the world to get ready.And these arent  people that are suppose to be stupid!!!! They are Doctors , Lawyers,all kinds of well educated Sheepole, I'm betting  most of them Voted for Obama these are the Sheeple that are so easyly led they can't make up their own mind.I mean people followed Hitler, Stalin,etc, etc is it because they are so easily led or are they just lazy they dont want to check for themselfs. Malcom X, Van Jones,Rev. Wright they all have many followers.This Loon Harold Camping has many followers they have quit their jobs sold everything they have because the Rapture starts today at 6 PM. all the good People will be taken to heaven!!!!!!So if your still here after 6 P.M. your a no good SOB, and will be on the Bus driven by Simple to a real warm place and I don't mean Phoenix.I don't Know where the hell Simple is all I know is he's on Vacation again with none other Than Phil The Thrill, from Cherry Hill.There prolly driving around the country changing there bets because Simple gave everyone  the7, 8,9,10,  then changed it to 8,9,10,11 haaaaaaaaaa I'm telling you now to bet the 7 in your superfectas it's a given It might even win the friggin thing!Anywho let us know how ya feel about the end of the world today weather you belive it or not who you like in the Preakness or anything ya wanna talk about.I'll be back

"Today Is The 20th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, I have a prophecy, THE WORLD WILL NOT END TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There if the world is still here Sunday, I want some Kudos from all citizens and visitors to The Ville..It was ghostly in here last nite.. I was trying to tell Blat and Slat, there were no such things as ghosts, yeah well the next time you meet somebody from Transylvania try and get that point across to them.. Had, another unwelcome visitor to the Ville last nite.  I guess the rain made froggy a little disoriented and he wound up in my bunker.. I chased that son of a bitch for an hour. Finally get him cornered. Now, I have been around long enough to know you don't want to corner a rat. (wait till I try to explain that one to the Slavs), but a frog.  This amphibian was about 6 to 7 inches spread out, so there he is in attack mode, and I am going to cut him a break and not put my saber through his ugly ass, so I bend down to grab his leg, and don't this slimy fucker jump right into my face. I think this is Jim Thorpe reincarnated,  oh no, the ghost of Jim Thorp..I whack at him and I must have stunned him, DOWN GOES FROGGY!!!  So I snatch him up and threw him over to Sammy and the boys.., washed the slime off of my face and hands and finally hit the rack..It is getting tougher and tougher to live here..Slavs, Flying Squirrels, Drunken Goats, ARK!! ARKIN!! Parrots,  Plain riding through here on all kinds of vehicles at all kinds of hours. He must think we are on Pacific Coast Time.. Oh, we are! Excuse the Post Toasty...Ok how about some yarns today, about run ins you have had with creatures of the day or night..I got a thousand of these, and I know there are no rules, but lets try and keep it in the civilian context..Those things we came in contact in jungles and shit are aliens to this earth.. So with all the rain and all the critters it has launched on society.. Lets get hoppin, that was a pun about FROGGY!!   Strebor should like this one as she once went to battle with a black mouse..  Creepy Crawly Day, get out the swatters, and start swinging.  Probably get a comment in about three hours.  I'll just play with myself again...WHERE THE FUCK IS TH GENERAL!!! If I don't hear from you today, I will be raiding your domicile tomorrow...WAKE UP PLAIN!! Quit dreamin about JLO and get outta bed, and let me know what you are doing for the Preakness tomorrow...

"Today Is The 19th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, What a night, around the Ville.. Those Slavs and Critters that I have too live with were fired up, must have seen the full moon in the Werewolf Movie I was watching.. They were yellin and ARKIN!! Finally at 2AM I open the window and scream, knock it off, with this Slat picks up a Slat and starts hittin Blat in the head with it.  I'm yellin NOT his head.. He is screamin, Ah ahm pittin KNOTS un hissss had. This language is fucked up.. Put the Slat down Slat your going to kill that loon.. Whew!! finally he understands what I am saying, and Slat throws down the Slat staggers a few steps and passes out.. Blat he was already out.. Sammy, and Greeny jumped in the hole, they new I was pissed..I was aimin a shotgun at their drunken asses, and if they didn't shut up, I was gonna shoot them up..HEY PLAIN WAKE UP!!! How did I get stuck livin here this wasn't part of the deal when we built this place.. Yeah look they are all sleeping now, including PLAIN!!!
Draggin this rainy ass week to a close.  Extended VODKADAY again this week.. Preakness Saturday. That is if the world don't end..Yeah right..Fuckin idiot..
I ain't thinking straight, whatever that means, tough night.  So let's all make it a tough day here at the Ville, what is your take on these so called Phychics and Extra Sensory Perception, what do you think about Ghosts and Ghost Hunters. You knwo paranormal or supernatural things of that nature, and I know, no rules, but leave Plain and Simple out of it..lol!! I got one then I gotta get a coffee.  I actually waited until after our talk. I am tired walking bow legged, looking for a cool towel...
Yo, when I am channel surfing I see these shows like Ghost Hunters and I forget the other names..They always have the lights out and their eyes are like black.. Then they are walking around in some old house or insane asylum (Plain knows those places well), they have little flash lights, and they will stop and say, did you hear that, or did you see that?? I didn't hear or see shit, and guess what Jerk Off if you woulda seen anything or talked to a Ghost it would be the biggest break through in the history of humanity, and I can just visualize some stupid ass sheople staring at the screen.. Henry he saw something, I think I saw it too.. Really Doris what was it a spirit?? I don't know but something flashed by him.., maybe it was a spirit.. Move over let me get closer.. I can't I'm too scared.. Where did he see it?? Oh, wait it's a commercial for Charmin.. Just in case anyone shits themselves during this show.. Charmin is the best toilet tissue around, soft and fluffy on you butt. Buy Charmin at your local grocery store.. Now let's get back to see if they are talking to a dead person.. Nothing wrong with that, and I'm nuts!!! Well I know I am nuts, man but that is out there.. Bring it on, I gotta get some coffee talk to everybody later.. Welcome to Paranormal Day!!!

"Today Is The 18th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Great conversation last night with a soon to be really old friend of mine, one Davey Morris.. We are chatting up the Preakness, and the Phils and whatever.., I tell him dude, I gotta make a WaWa run get some watermelon.  He hears this and says, yo did you hear about the watermelons in China? I'm like no I didn't hear anything about any watermelons in China, thinkin to myself where is this gone,  he says, they are getting so big they are exploding.. Yeah OK, he says, no, they are their so big their exploding.. I said, well why?? What's making them explode?  He says, they don't know but I do...Here it comes.. Go ahead why are watermelons blowin up in China?  Because of the Tsunami that happened in Japan and the fallout..I hate to admit this, but he may have a point there. Don't ever let him know I said that..Imagine that, watermelons blowin up from nuclear waste, what's next walnuts flying.. Sammy would love that..You gotta be shittin me, with all the people that are still hungry in China, their watermelons are exploding.. Alright, all Chinamen, now hear this, now hear this, get your asses, and masses into the nearest melon field, and wait for the melons to start poppin.  Then dive the fuck in boys, every man for himself.. It will be like a watermelon eatathon.. They could call it watermelon Bowl.  First Chinaman to blow up is the winner.. What the fuck if your eating the stuff that nuclear waste is blowing up, what do you think is going to happen to you?? We should start selling them to the Cowards!!!  I don't know why stories like this amuse me, I guess because I have a sick sense of humor.  The two Slavs just made themselves laugh so hard they puked..This language is fucked up..OK on this rainy hump day, only hump day until we come up with a name here at the ville..Let's do the Calendar. Anybody, anything, movies names with days, months, years you know as titles or whatever.. I'll do a few then try and get some work done, here on a dismal day in the Pines...
Doris Day
Ruby Tuesday
Monday Monday
April Love
May West
June Billingsley
Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring
Dakota Fleming (just threw that in there to fuck you up)

"Today Is The 17th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, I had a dream, I was having lunch with Idi Amin and he gave me the finger... ha ha,a Ok, enough, never!!!!! Lot of good characters out there yesterday, but that was yesterday and like most of them, yesterday is gone..Kudo's too Jimmy Mc with his restaurant and choice of foods venue.. Hey Plain, you know we never agree, only kiddin, but in reality I know most of those big headed sports figures are really a bunch of assholes.  Especially the ones you named and that team in particular..How about that assholes or JO's or somebody you met, somebody you know that fits this description. Could be somebody, anybody in history or the present.. As usual can't wait for this one, and no Plain, I know there are no rules, but you cannot put down the whole human race from Adam to Simple...I have a question:  WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???? J Massa welcome aboard with your comment.. We need some young blood around here..Plain would never figure out who you are. He thinks I'm Monk.. Alright Ladies and Gentlemen start your search engines and let's fry us some assholes today.. This should really be easy..I AM STARTING AND I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE OR I WILL MONOPOLIZE TODAY'S QUEST..
The Cowards are the biggest bunch of assholes in the World!!!!!!!!!!!!! There everybody I got that out of the way...
Royalty, with all their pomp and circumstance, you kiddin me, that shit went out with the black plague.. Get off your throne Frump lady and get on the real throne and take a shit!!!!!
I am going to love this!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Plain, what do you and the other stooges do today?? Do you sit around in a circle and check out each others balls, to make sure they are ok..I was just wondering what outside ball whackers do, when it is raining..I guess you could all sit around cleaning your balls..  GUFAWWWWW HAW HAW!! Oh my, knee slappin bent over.. OW!!! OW!!! fuckin coffee!!!! I know Mom (RIP) it is God punishing me..Be back have to clean up... Need some cold clear water......

"Today Is The 16th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Being very careful with the coffee..Yo, I just saw where some Iman somewhere gave up 50,000.00 to the Cowards.. Let me stop here for a second.. I do not, I never have, nor will I ever, call that slime that attacked us on 911terrorists, that is the last time you will see that word here.. Terror describes something that scares the shit out of you.  It describes something that you are afraid of.  Wake up Sheople, wake up Media.  Don't you understand, they LOVE that name.. They strut around with their chests out when they are call that name.. Their real name and their real mind set is COWARDS!!!! I have been trying to get this across since 911 and its aftermath.. I even emailed and called Glenn Beck, Action News and CNN.. I begged them then and I am begging anybody from Plain and Simpleville and anyone that visits, please call them what they are COWARDS!! Do you know how much a so call jihadist (against unarmed men, women and children) would hate that the whole world reviles them and calls them COWARDS!! Let's it start at Plain and Simple.. Then we will see who is Plain and Simple..Let's see if we can change the name right here.. I swear, if we can do that I will feel like we have really accomplished something of importance here at the Ville..Let's help each other with this mission..COWARDS!!!!! About this Iman, how long is it going to take for these assholes in Washington to wake up.. This Muslim bullshit is a religion of violence, in the book of the Worlds Most Famous People Mohammed was First, St. Paul Second, and Jesus Christ Third. Of course this is a few peoples perception of who is famous, but their argument was based on the fact that Mohammed was not only a religious leader, but also a military leader that united the Arab Empire. Although Christ was the founder and the leader of Christianity, his following was small and restricted mainly to the Holy Land where he preached his gospel for only three years.. Christianity could have very well stayed only in the Holy Land or have died out completely, if it were not for Paul..St. Paul is credited with spreading the word not only to the Holy Land, but to every none country at that time.  Through his travels and his Epistles Christianity and the word of Christ traveled like wildfire too many peoples of those ancient times..So as you see the followers of Mohammed were Religious warriors, they spread his word through the sceptre not through Epistles.  If you did not become a follower of Mohammed, you DIED, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.. So, this is their mission.. What I want is, if it is a muslim organization or church or mosque or whatever they call it.. Have our military check it out..Just check it out.. I don't see these so called American muslims throwing up their hands to allah to thank him for the death of bin COWARD.. I, nor should the US Government trust any of them.. Put them under scrutiny and if they prove to be a viable peace loving congregation as many of them propose, fine nobody is going to bother them.. Just check them out... PHEW!!! Went off, but it bothers me to no end that my countrymen who I know have no fear of these COWARDS are taught by the media to call them "you know what."  NOT HERE!! NOT NOW NOT EVER!!!
On that note:  I read the book The Most Famous 100 People That Ever Lived.. I gave you the top three.. I don't remember them all, but I do remember some.. Take too note there was not one sports figure named in the book, and there were two women..Madame Curie, Sarah Barton.. Let me hear your call, give me like 5 or 6 people, that you would like to have dinner with.. If you want to do Sports Figures, do them separate.  I'll give you five right now, and then I am sure during the course of the day I can come up with five more...I'll save my sports figures for later...
1. Jesus Christ
2. Adolph Hitler
3. Those two would be enough..
3. Albert Einstein
4. Jonas Salk
5. Robert E. Lee (I gotta question I want answered about Pickets Charge at Gettysburg.
6. Sir Isac Newton.
7. And whoever is credited with discovering music.. Musicitish or whatever his or her name was..
Well carry on troops! DA Ball is in yo court!!!

"Today Is The 15th Day In May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Afternoon, Evenin.. I don't know what it is nor do I care.. Sorry I didn't get in on the ticket deal the ohter day,  I have some beauties man..Just one, we are all in the Banks mid 70's we are the only car on the road. I'm drivin, we are all drinkin looking for a bar..Then here comes the flashers, so I pull over on this sand dune and the cop tells me to get out of the car.. He sees a Marine shirt and sure enough he was a former Marine, so he says get in his car. I'm getting in the back, he says, know get in the front...Me and him start reminiscing, I fortet about the five loons in the car behind me.. Me and him are exchanging pictures of our kids, and phone numbers for when he comes to Philly.  In the meantime Floyd and the boys are plotting my escape.. They are going to attack the police car and jump him and take off with the two cars. As I am getting out of the car here they come.  Yo!! what are you guys doing, oh this is Jim, he was in the Corps, he told me quit drinking in the car there is a bar a mile up the road.. Their response was you ridin with him or gone with us....lmao!! No more breaks with drinking and driving.  Won't do it...
Congratulations to the entire Moran Family, especially Jen and Rob, what a beautiful Wedding and Bride, and Thank You for always including me in your life... I love you guys....
Plain and Simple is back up and running, approaching a large milestone.. It is unbelievable to me.. If I didn't write this shit I be damned if I would read it.. Well, I might take a peek now and then.  Some of this does get pretty funny...
How about some Wedding remembrances.  Something you did, something we did, something your family did. You know the Good the Bad or the Ugly...Don't have to  mention names if it gets too ugly.
Pat Renshaw has his daughters wedding at Garden State Race Track.. This is awesome, we can bet the races at the wedding.. So Pat gives me 200.00 and I throw in 200.00 and me and him are partners.. Well I lose the 400.00 and it is getting late and Dave Morris comes over he likes this exacta and I'm thinkin yeah that can hit.. So, I say Dave you wanna go partners he says yeah how much.. I rip open the envelope and pull out a 100.00, let's go a hundred each..Well you know we hit and I think like we get back about 1000.00 dollars I'm hootin and hollerin and Pat comes running over, how much did we win?? Oh!! You didn't win anything, I lost our money I was partners with Dave.. You only had two hundred where did you get the other hundred.. Well needless too say I wound up giving the bride 200.00 instead of the original..  lmao!!!! Still didn't make Pat happy..I told him come on I'll buy you a drink.. He yells I'm payin for the fuckin wedding.....!!!!LOL!!!

Today is Cinco De mayo twice plus 4 Days or The 14th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Top of the Marnin to ye lads  & Lassies I dont know if Simple is going to be around I think he's on another vacation so it is Plain to see who  always gets stuck with the dirty work.Who has to carry the Load, there is no Simple explanation for it. Simple is just lazy,who had to  put the lights out last nite and do taps? Plain thats who,I was cleaning up all night from those two Drunks he brought in here whats their name  Splat and Blat something like that. There were beer cans and empty Vodka bottles all over the place. But lil do they know I have a brand new shopping cart with a horn and a rear view mirror on it ive been collecting cans for weeks now, yep got it at shop rite top of the line shopping cart i'm putting  mud flaps on it today for when I ride down hill my legs get all that mud kicked back up on me(can't stand that shit) I was doing really good  money wise til i got that ticket going down Shalmount Ave thursday they clocked me at 67 mph 110 big ones for speeding pffffffffffft i'm fighting that baby, he tried to give me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. I was like whoa I have a Helmet on, he goes I dont think football helmets count .I said "What you talking bout Willis" he said  how you know my name was Willis? Anyway I didn't get the ticket for no helmet.This brings me to stories about getting tickets or getting out of them  got any good ones ? Lets hear em.LOlll I Rember the  guys were driving down to Fla. for Danny Croccos wedding they were taking turns driving and 3 in a row got a speeding ticket. Then willy Rafter took over he gets stopped in Georiga the State Trooper says lets  see the reg and Drivers lic  son. Willy hands them to him and  they had rented a Hertz car so the Tropper says Hertz Huh? Willt says fucking right it does this  is the forth time we got stopped!!!!!!Then It was get out of the Car wise ass lollllllllll.........I'll be back

"Today Is The 13th Day In May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Afternoon, Evenin, whatever...Sammy was having repairs done to his tree.  The builders got in a fight with Slat and Blat, Greeny was Ark Arkin!! Plain was ridin around on a trike, giving them the finger and yelling he was a Jedi Knight, I was screamin get the fuck away from our mascot!!! This place is a menagerie.. Anyway, it looks like the repairs are done and we can resume with our madness..I know thousands and thousands of visitors missed the Ville..Oh yeah!!!
Well let me see today is Friday the 13th.. No, not the Serial Killer stupid ass meat flick that made billions on the same theme over and over again. This is actually the date.. Do you citizens believe in the macabre, or jinxes or who do the voo-doo.. Hey some things that happen are def. unexplainable.., but one date in the year in one day in the year is supposed to be bad luck, or something of that nature.. I don't know, to me it just a postponed VODKADAY, have a wedding tomorrow.. My Brother Monks daughter Jen is doing the walk up the St, John's aisle.  Can't wait too see Monk, that is one long walk... Sooooooo tell us all what you believe as far as the superstitions go.. Come on tell the truth we all have them...I know my Mom (RIP), always said turn the pillows with the side that you put the pillow in facing out.. I still do that.. Don't remember if I did it in the squad bay...I just slept on top of my rack so instead of having to make it up in the morning, I would just tighten everything.. Of course this was after boot camp.. So come on with whatever time we have left and bring the black magic, superstitions and Vincent Price on into the Ville.. Happy Friday..

"Today Is The 12th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, I am being quite for a change, I don't feel like putting up with Blat and Slat right now. They went pretty strong last nite.  Didn't stop rollin around till about 2AM, the critters were amazed.. THERE WE GO RIGHT ON THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!been awhile, man that burns. I gotta get one of those safe cups again.  Sometbody took the last one I had, I found it with little teeth marks in it and it was kinda chewed on, and smelled like rum...Hmm Sammy Me Boy!!!  Now for today, when Blat and Slat wake up, that is their final names, Blat and Slat, I will start with their lessons in this fucked up language..Got anything on Slovakia or the Balkans.  I got a few, but in General (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!) just use Eastern Europe as a guide.. Yell out some good things, you know Balkans, Romania, land of gypsies, tramps, and thieves and vampires..Assasanation of Arch Duke Ferdinhand and his wife in Sarejevo, one of the main reasons that started WWI.. You know any and all..Tough, I don't think so.  Parrots were tough, or so everybody cried...
Serious Note:  I hate to bring this up at the Ville, but this was a night time keep me upper..TO--- our wonderful law enforcement, and judicial system, for that mutation of a human being that raped and killed that little ten year old innocent in Philadelphia this week,  no bed and breakfast, no shit and shower, no waiting for lawyers and postponed trials.. Time for action. He knows he did it, he admitted it, you just don't walk around with the childs blood on your shoes, and have nothing to do with it.. He is guilty!!!! Law Enforcement, You know he did it... The parents know he did it..   We the sheople, especially this one, knows he did it...Sooooo today, execute him.  Let the father and the uncles and anybody else that wants to go see this vermin die, have at him today.. I they don't have the stomach for it, give me a call.  I have no problems cutting his balls out and sewing them in his mouth, he can chew on them while he bleeds to death...Maybe the next mutant that touches a child will think about eatin his balls before he dies.....This aint Simple talkin this is Ernest Keebler, put my name down as wanting this whatever it is dead.., it gave up its rights as a human being.. Kill him and as far as I am concerned, I have no problem killing anybody that had to do with his breeding...This country can't, and won't even protect their young.. Sad, Sad, situation....I was actually sick reading about it, and couldn't read anymore, especially about it's rights.  It has NONE.. KILL IT TODAY!!!!!

"Today Is May 11th In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, just saw where Pakistan, in all their almighty glory is going to allow us to question Bin Cowards wives..  May I humbly kneel down and thank them, from the bottom of my heart for their kindness, and while I am questioning his so called wives, really a harem, I would like to ask each and every one of them.  How was it living in Pakistan for all that time, undetected by anyone in the neighborhood, anyone in the government or anyone in the military??? You must have been very quite and very introverted as to avoid any kind of detection on the part of the Pakistani's.  Wake up USA, they all hate our guts for whatever reason, that doesn't matter.. They all hate us..Interrogate their prime minister also. I am a civilian,  who lived through the sixties and hell of a lot more.  I have seen my better days, although I am not done yet..In all these years if I learned one thing, it is pretty easy to detect when someone is blatantly lying.  I don't know if anyone saw that Pakistani Minister, trying to admosish the USA for hunting down that Coward in Pakistan, but it was on the lines of, if we do it again, there would be consequences with Pakistan.. SO FUCKIN WHAT!!! If we have to fight this fight against the whole middle east, then lets go..Why do it half way.  Sic Isreal on them first, then go in and do a mop up operation.. Believe me, we have the 51st State drooling to get in a War with these assholes.. I am sick as sick can be when I see the billions of dollars that we gave to Eygpt and Pakistan. For who?? For what?? Get our States and People in the Southern part of our country that are under water help now!!  Help our economy. Help our Health Care, Help our Military, Help our Veterans, Help our people or get the fuck out and let somebody in there that has enough balls to say..I am going to help America and fuck the rest of this world, until they start helping us...You see anybody from Japan, down in Memphis or New Orleans trying to hold back the mighty Mississippi? No you don't, but I guarantee you we have teams in Japan trying to check and solve their raido active waste.  I guarantee it..  On too the problems here at the Ville.  These two Slovacks, and I mean Slo, are bustin on me about our fucked up language, on that point I have to agree, as soon as I get time I will start teaching them..You all are invited to help.  As for now, keep thinking of things that we say that could really fuck up someone trying to learn this language.  I said we are nowhere near done...
I told them not to get to drunk last nigth, and as soon as I said not, they started playing with ropes and showing me all different knots and nooses they knew how to make..I just sat there shaking my head..I told them to lay down, and please go to sleep.. They layed down and thanked me for saying please, but told me they were not done drinking yet.. Sammy and that annoying fuckin parrot were hilarious!! BBL. Plain did you fall off that tricycle last nite, I heard a bang outside the Ville, I thought maybe it was you sliding across the highway and getting the:
Red Ass or
Pind Eye or
Black Looks or
Green Thumb (Tobacco) or
Blue Balls or
Grey Hair or
Purple Gums or Well you get it, we are really human chameleons!!!!!!!!!!

It Is The 10th Day of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 or Double Cinco De Mayo

 Where the Hell are you simple? Where's the Post I'm no Host! Your going to be Toast!There's answer's to be given and questions to be ask and  just where are you?( Hmm Theres a question now) So i'll give the answers until you get back you can give the questions when you get here. The first answer is no! the next one is 6 to 4 and that's a final.And i'll be back with more answers ask any question you want if not I'll have answers anyway.

"Today Is The 9th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin,  Time is flyin, time can't really fly.  This language is fucked up..Work got me by my scalded balls, look up and it's 10 AM, but here I am, fresh as a daisy. Daiseys aint fresh.  This language is fucked up..Watched the Phils, somethin about when they lose, they lose ugly..Watched Kobe The Dick Bryant and the World Champion Los Angeles Lakers get swept by Dallas.. See Ya.. Watched the new porn video of  Wills and Kate (only kiddin) McCool and Plain just broke their ankles running to the computer..Lots of hits here at the Ville, and a lot of people at the Communion Party told me they get a lot of laughs visiting this place. I said, what we entertain you, what we are a bunch of clowns, what you find us amusing?? They just laughed and said Yeah!!!Hey that's a good thing, come on in and laugh, who doesn't need that..You know how I always say this language is fucked up, well think of sayings that we all use or hear or read, that in reality make little or no sense. You know like "He got a wild hare up his ass"  Is that a rabbit or a hair.. I never figured out how a rabbit would get up your ass, or God forbid a wild hair.. disgusting...How about a "Jack of all Trades"  Why Jack??(because he bit earmans lip off)  Why couldn't it be an Ernie of all Trades?
"He' a real goof off"  What the fuck is a goof, and where the fuck did it come from??lol!! Give it a shot I'll talk to ya later...

Today is the 8th Day of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011

Happy Mothers Day to all you Mommies, and Top of the Marnin to ye lads and Lassies. Don't forget to hug and Kiss your Mother today ,if you are lucky enough to still have one! Mothers can raise 9 Children but 9  kids can't take care of their Mother it amazes me.Moms are what keep things together thruout life and the world . Could you imagine what the world would be like without Moms!!!!!!! Scratches my head it be like  Friggin San Francisco all over omggggggggggggggg Love  you Momssssssssss.Sorry can't be serious over  30 seconds.Anywho do something nice today for Good Old Mommy and if you like poist something that brings back fond memories or something funny in life Like Simples Mom  saying  to My friend Irish ( Her Husband) look at the two of them passed out on the floor and Irish says who ? Lol She says your Drunk son and that THING laying next to him lmaoooooooooooooooooo . I whispered to simple what she don't like Chipper?
           I have no Idea where Simple is or where the hell ive been the last 24 Hours but I'll let ya know when the Calls come in Have a Great Moms Day and God Bless all you Mothers out there

"Today Is The 7th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, What's left of it.. Kentucky Derby Day..Pick 4 horses any four horses box them in a Superfecta, box the same four in a 4 horse Trifecta.. Anybody can win, and I mean anybody.. This may be the most wide open Derby I have seen since Barbaro went off at a 7-1 favorite.. It could be a huge Super and Tri..Me I'm just going with a 1-2-4-7 a 48.00 investment if I hit I get half.  I may make it 96.00 by the time I bet then I would get the whole thing.. Good luck to any of my friends, visitors, citizens of the Ville that bet this baby today. It would be a nice payday..Gotta get ready to roll out of the Pines..  OTB to bet.. and then onto a Communion Party.. Think I am drivin so I gotta lay off the Vodka.  If I am not drivin it is a belated VODKADAY.  Hey throw some of your favorite Kentucky Derby memories or anything to do with Kentucky out here today.. You know like why do those woman wear them crazy hats, although they do make the day look fashionable..To all the bettors go get them and lets get Kentucky..
"My Old Kentucky Hone" I do love it when they play that as the horses come onto the track..
"Bombay Duck"  Runnin the fastest six furlongs in Kentucky Derby History, then gets smoked with a beer can.  Unbelievable..
"Me winnin with Dancers Image with a bookie.  The only reason I bet Dancers Image was his Sire was Native Dancer and The Kentucky Derby was the only race he never won.. Sure enough Dancers Image won it the bookie paid me, and Monday they disqualified him.. The bookie never saw me again.. I think I was hidin in Key West.. It was somewhere back in the sixties..Great memories...HA!!

"Today Is The 6th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." ALREADY!!

Mornin,  I know, I know, it is VODKADAY, but it has to wait until tomorrow.. Communion and Kentucky Derby..Now that is a horse race..We will get into that tomorrow..As for today, I have been thinkin about them French ever since I heard of Marie Antoinette with the "Let them eat cake statement" and as many times as we saved their asses, they don't like us.. Go figure.. Maybe that is why everybody beats the shit out of them.  I know Napolean, he had a great nickname (The Little Corporal) I'll bet he liked that.. You imagine some French soldier callin him, hey little corporal.. He would have had a cannonball through his chest.. Old Napolean he got his lunch in Russia. He had enough balls to come back, and finally got really snuffed at Waterloo..He got his ass kicked so bad, that became a famous saying, everybody meets their Waterloo.. Thanks, Nappy.. There was Louis the XIV and Marie, they got the old head cutter working, and another famous saying started Off With Their Heads.. Man is one amazing creature..Their real nemesis was Germany. They had those huns living right next door, I think they went in too kick their ass at least about every decade..I read up on one war, before Germany was even united, Prussia one of the States that would make up unified Germany, beat the shit out of them on their own.. That's like Pennsyvania conquering Mexico.  That statement I made about saving their asses were the two World Wars, you think they would show a little respect, the arrogant bastards.. Nah not them.. They fight with their feet..Anyway shoot some holes in anything French you want.. Bring out the Frys and The Kissin.. I'll give them that kissin that ain't bad.  Gotta run anybody comin in here's your chance to bash the French.  Should be pretty easy, everybody does it.. BBL..

"Today Is The 5th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin.. Cinco de Mayo, Spanish New Year, Chinese New Year, American New Year, Laplander New Year, Bulgarian New Year.  Man can't even agree when the New Year starts..Man never ceases to amaze me, unless in his infinite intelligence he is looking for a couple more days to party.. There will be over a million people in Spanish Harlem tonite.  Waitng for a Sombrero to drop.. Dick the Wick couldn't make the festivities, so a replica of Ricky Ricardo is being set up as MC. I will get up there as soon as the Ville closes..Go ahead Plain hit them balls, with Moe and Larry, hope you three enjoy yourselves (GAG!!).  On to bigger and better.. Headlines yesterday: Osama Bin Coward was unarmed..SO WERE THE THREE THOUSAND WORKING PEOPLE HE KILLED!!! I don't give a fuck if he was in a bathtub filled with holy water, blow his fucking brains out. AMEN. I just saw where the Ville reached another milestone 4500 hits.. Goodbye Pete and Ty.. We are heading for 5K.  Today with everybody doing the hoochie coochie for the New Year, lets do everything for any New Years you may remember or has to do with New Years..You know like "Guy Lombardo", or "Dick the Wick", come on man Dick does look like he is ready to melt at any  moment...Let's see what I can do to get it started..
"Auld Lang Syne"  Like it, saw people crying singing it, never really figured it out. I was always too enhanced..
"Ballons" A must at any of those stupid partys, that celebrate another stupid ass Holiday.
"Football" Come on man in the day, this was when all the bowl games got played.. All four of them.. The younger folk won't believe that one..
"Strut" What Plain does around the Ville, and what the Mummers do up Broad Street..
There anyone comin in, go ahead and comment on New Years.., anybody that is Spanish, please enlighten me, as why it is the 5th of May, and you are just celebrating New Years, not that anything is wrong with that, it just amazes me..

"Today Is The 4th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Wow!! glad this rain held off till today.  That would have been one mess back at Hackers Hollow..HITTIN YOUR BALLS TODAY PLAIN??? I DON"T THINK SO!!! Now what do you and the other stooges do?? Hit each other in the crotch... HA HA AHAHHA!!  OWW!!! Coffee on the nuts.. Son of a bitch!!! As my dear mother would say(RIP).. "That's God punishing you..Well let's get this Ville back to normal (WHAT??).  Did the Royal Wedding go off as planned??  I  know, I know it did.. I actually know a few younger people that got dressed up in hats and dresses, yeah you got it mostly women.. Don't get pissed women, I saw it with my own eyes..I honestly think it was mostly women that were interested in that bullshit.  Don't ask me why.. Hey, it is all harmless bullshit.  Let people enjoy what they want. I just don't get it, and I am a true romantic at heart..GAG!!.  Opps excuse me...The Phils look to be motoring, and once again with a full DL...May is in full bloom, Sammy and Greeny are building some kinda fort... Sammy woke up ARKING all nite.. Take care of that parrot Plain or I am going to take care of him...Let's get something rollling today.. What about GOLF, try and use names of people.. You know like GREENY, I had to get that one, that little ball buster would have been pissed at me...Alright "Away We Go"
"Bagger Vance"
"Ass Hole"  Ok that don't count, but that should be a lot of peoples names..you go to the bar I go too and it is defeintily a popular name..
"William Holden"
"Hank Greenberg"
"Green Parrot"
"Tiger WOODS"
Hey pretty good start for a Simpleton..

"Today Is The 3rd Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Afternoon!! What happened Plain??? I just got back to the Barrens.. Wound up with Babe till 3AM.. Another great job by The Philadelphia Northwest Vets.. I hate golf, but I actually had a good time..I had, a putt, and a great chip shot that I am counting although it rimmed the hole or something like that, bullshit, if I got it that close it counts..LOL!! Good crowd, the news about the Coward spread fast, and only added to the enjoyment of the day..Lots of good friends, good eats, and a drink or two..I gotta get cleaned up, talk to everybody later.  Now I guess Plain is missin.  This place is a fuckin zoo...

"Today Is The 2nd Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin. Great Day for the US of A... Chants of USA USA at the old ballpark last nite, and for a good reason.  The Anti-Christ one Ossama Bin Laden has been killed.  This justice only makes up in a small way, for all the innocent people that coward killed on 9/11, when we destroy all these Cowards and their followers it will be justice for the entire world. In the interinm this, sure does make a whole country, Marine, Army, Operatives, Bush, Obama and all the citizens of this wounded Country feel a whole lot better..  Doesn't much matter too me, who killed him or what they are going to do with his body..I only care that the bastard finally got what was coming to him.. I said on 9/11 it is God's responsibility to forgive Bin Laden, it's the USA's responsibility to make sure that meeting happens..I saw on last nites posts that Dave Morris said, the Army killed him, and the Marines were going to dump him off a ship they were sailing around in, so be it, whoever killed him they were Americans, and that's how I look at it. Good riddance to a top "Coward."  Go rot wherever the Marines or whoever dumps your ugly ass. HOORAH!!!
What a great day for the Philadelphia Northwest Veterans annual Scholarship Golf Tournament, I don't think anybody is going to care if they get wet.  It will be a raucous crowd of Veterans and their friends today..I reallly can't wait to see all those smiling faces.. To my good friend Gary Tinneny (RIP) who was so instrumental in putting this Tournament together, I know you are with us today brother...
So, it is off to the links for this one happy Simple fellow and his team..I'll probably golf good today, yeah right..I'll let you know about that one.  I know my man Plain is one happy dude.. See you shortly.  As for the citizens at Plain and Simpleville, enjoy your day.  We'll take a pass on our daily musings.. Write about how you feel about finally getting this Coward.  Lay it on out there, and as I said:  HOORAH FOR ALL AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY iT IS THE 1St Of May In The year Of Our Lord 2011

 Good Marnin Lads and Lassies It's the First of May and the Sun is shinning the flowers are Blooming and Simple is still missing and Superman is renouncing his American Citizenship throws up my Hands shakes my head it should be April 1st could  this all be true?Is it May fools day or what. Or just another prank by Simple he changed the times, but it's hard that Superman is checking out on us I mean he's an Icon TRUTH JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY I mean he was a Kansas Farmboy what will the Kents say ?If I find out this is true I'll give Pat a kryptonite bullet to put in his ass.I Mean who wears there underpants on the outside anyway?It is a lil known fact that the word Superbowl actuall came from  Supermans Bathroom !! So Until are hero gets back name some of your favorite heros and some funny anecdotes.Where the Hell are ya Simple ????????