Mornin.. Cinco de Mayo, Spanish New Year, Chinese New Year, American New Year, Laplander New Year, Bulgarian New Year. Man can't even agree when the New Year starts..Man never ceases to amaze me, unless in his infinite intelligence he is looking for a couple more days to party.. There will be over a million people in Spanish Harlem tonite. Waitng for a Sombrero to drop.. Dick the Wick couldn't make the festivities, so a replica of Ricky Ricardo is being set up as MC. I will get up there as soon as the Ville closes..Go ahead Plain hit them balls, with Moe and Larry, hope you three enjoy yourselves (GAG!!). On to bigger and better.. Headlines yesterday: Osama Bin Coward was unarmed..SO WERE THE THREE THOUSAND WORKING PEOPLE HE KILLED!!! I don't give a fuck if he was in a bathtub filled with holy water, blow his fucking brains out. AMEN. I just saw where the Ville reached another milestone 4500 hits.. Goodbye Pete and Ty.. We are heading for 5K. Today with everybody doing the hoochie coochie for the New Year, lets do everything for any New Years you may remember or has to do with New Years..You know like "Guy Lombardo", or "Dick the Wick", come on man Dick does look like he is ready to melt at any moment...Let's see what I can do to get it started..
"Auld Lang Syne" Like it, saw people crying singing it, never really figured it out. I was always too enhanced..
"Ballons" A must at any of those stupid partys, that celebrate another stupid ass Holiday.
"Football" Come on man in the day, this was when all the bowl games got played.. All four of them.. The younger folk won't believe that one..
"Strut" What Plain does around the Ville, and what the Mummers do up Broad Street..
There anyone comin in, go ahead and comment on New Years.., anybody that is Spanish, please enlighten me, as why it is the 5th of May, and you are just celebrating New Years, not that anything is wrong with that, it just amazes me..
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Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla on May 5 1862, won that one and then we won at the Alamo....celebrate the day Amigo, LOUIE MAES
Louie, Louie??? Thanks for the History lesson. Mexico must have been battling the French during the heart of our own Civil War..Oh by the way Louie, The Alamo was long before 1862, so you better get your dates right, and if there had been one more Texan or American at the Alamo, Mexico would be the 51st State.. After reading this again, I ain't sure this is Louie LOL!!! If it is you know I love ya my man.. Hope all is well in Kansas...
I agree a waste of a Holiday. Amerature night, our New Years that is, except for a day off.
Good Old LARRY WELK...Every Year watching that show with my Grandmother (RIP)
Thats it.
Like the Golf Pics.
Buneos Dios Seniors and Senerataataas . We don't needdddddddd nooooooo sti nking Badgesssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!! Ya'll didn't know I was so Fluent in Spic did ya ?Errrrr I mean Spanish.
And yeah Simple me and Water Ball Witkowski went and are Balls we were wackin pretty good today. Monk was the missing Link nods.
And yep Cinco de Mayo always a great party every year over there in Andorra All the Mexicans get together at the Walmart they go crazy when the store opens pick up trucks pull up and yell need 5 for plaster board !!!!! about 36 of them jump in the back of the truck and the driver pulls out and 15 fall off then theres a battle Royal til there down to 5 great fun following them pick ups it's like the WWF
But Louie Maes Is correct they kicked the French's ass and were outnumbered (But who Hasn't) but the celabration got big here in the U.S. back in 1960 When a Bunch Of Mexican Students got together to have a party there is over 10 million mexicans in California i'll bet a couple Hundred are even Legal. But Cali has the biggest party in th U.S. Over a 1/2 million show up , it's even bigger than the one over here at the Walmart nods they have avocades, Guacamole,Chilaquiles,Tacos and lots of Tequilla and some of those Senoritas without mustaches are cute a couple of the ones without Beards are too.
Anywho if ya want a good time rush to any Walmart
And by the way tomorrow is another Big day with the Mexicans it's Stinko De Mayo this is when the Tacos and beer and Tequilla start working. This is the biggest day off in all of Mexico they just fart around and do the yell yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Simple it is a lil known fact that the Mexican Independence Day is Dieciseis de Septiembre when they finally broke away from Spain this was September 16th in the Year of Our Lord 1810 nods yep it was.
Then we Got The Louisiana Purchase from France( puts my hand over my mouth and gawfaws) For 15 million I guess Napoleon was a lil short.
Thanks for that clarification of Cinco de Mayo Plain..Man is absofuckinlutly nuts..Louie Maes, I ain't sure that is Louie, he got some dates messed up..Yeah, Louie is capable of that. I'll find out..Louie could have gotten this God Foresaken Web Site on FB..Wow the day after is really called Stinko de Mayo..AWW Man, beans and burritos, and beef, and tortugas, and quacomolly, and refried beans, and fried ice cream, there's enough methane in one Mexican to drive a tractor trailer to Cali for the party..Hey you know one thing about Cali. The White Anglo Saxon Male is now a minority.. Check it out..Simple knows his shit. Greeny and Sammy took off for a Pinyatta party. Can't wait to see what they look like when they get back..Greeny was singin Bios Condios My Darlin..and somethin about A Little Cafe On The Other Side Of The Border..
"Noise Makers" I just go I make enough noise, I don't need no noise maker to help me..
"Pointy Hats" Whoever thought those things up, should have them shoved up!!
So true So True simple Stinko De Mayo is tomorrow they use 239 Refried Beans they have too or it would be TWO FARTY if they use one more.
And yes there was one mexican who lit one of his methane Farts and he still holds the long jump record, and it is a lil known fact that this is where the saying "Burns my ass up" came from.
And Mexico ffdont have an Olympic team because anyone of them Mecicans that can jump or swim is here in America.
Plain is firing today.. Tomorrow it is Cunswaylo and Manuel time.. Big time party in Spanish Harlem. I heard they stomped on the rose, doing the Mexican Hat Dance.. Plain does that one pretty good..I guess the French should have a who kicked your ass day.. They would be having a party everyday.. I know the Germans kicked their ass about once every five years whether they needed it or not..Of course this is Mexican day, not French, maybe we'll fuck with them tomorrow..
Hey Cinco, Hey De Mayo, See you next year mon....
Another one gone for another year. Gotta get on the French tomorrow..Lot of noise out on the street a little while ago, had to go out and calm down that fuckin Parrot..He came back from that party ARK ARKIN that he was discriminated against because he was from the Islands, and not Mexico. He got him and Sammy thrown out of the party, and they were fired up..Had to tell him that Plain would give him a cracker tomorrow if he would please shut the fuck up.. Sammy got a nut, Greeny got some Rum and I saw them stagger into the tree Wing to Paw... Go to sleep you too annoying critters. Come on man it ain't right I gotta live with these two drunks, while Plain plays with his balls. Ain't right. See everybody tomorrow, yeah we are going to France. Land of getting your ass kicked. Until then: Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. Taps.....
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