Friday, May 6, 2011
"Today Is The 6th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." ALREADY!!
Mornin, I know, I know, it is VODKADAY, but it has to wait until tomorrow.. Communion and Kentucky Derby..Now that is a horse race..We will get into that tomorrow..As for today, I have been thinkin about them French ever since I heard of Marie Antoinette with the "Let them eat cake statement" and as many times as we saved their asses, they don't like us.. Go figure.. Maybe that is why everybody beats the shit out of them. I know Napolean, he had a great nickname (The Little Corporal) I'll bet he liked that.. You imagine some French soldier callin him, hey little corporal.. He would have had a cannonball through his chest.. Old Napolean he got his lunch in Russia. He had enough balls to come back, and finally got really snuffed at Waterloo..He got his ass kicked so bad, that became a famous saying, everybody meets their Waterloo.. Thanks, Nappy.. There was Louis the XIV and Marie, they got the old head cutter working, and another famous saying started Off With Their Heads.. Man is one amazing creature..Their real nemesis was Germany. They had those huns living right next door, I think they went in too kick their ass at least about every decade..I read up on one war, before Germany was even united, Prussia one of the States that would make up unified Germany, beat the shit out of them on their own.. That's like Pennsyvania conquering Mexico. That statement I made about saving their asses were the two World Wars, you think they would show a little respect, the arrogant bastards.. Nah not them.. They fight with their feet..Anyway shoot some holes in anything French you want.. Bring out the Frys and The Kissin.. I'll give them that kissin that ain't bad. Gotta run anybody comin in here's your chance to bash the French. Should be pretty easy, everybody does it.. BBL..
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Anybody beside the little toe, that say wee wee, should get their asses kicked.
"French Soufle" Just listen to that, that word is enough to infuriate any respectable German..
"French Trouffles" Enough said.
"French Wines and Cheeses, must say not bad.
"Frenchy" anybody with that name.
"Frechy's" Name of the Tike Bar at Brigthouse Network Field..
Story about the French after WWI. The War To End All Wars.. That trench warfare was a hazardous way of life.. Ater everybody finally beat the Germans back into Germany. France (after we saved their asses) figured this was not going to happen again. SOOOO, they built the indestructable Maginot Line between themselves and Germany. I mean a Super Trench. Artillary, the best soldiers, provisions and housing, communications, barbed wire. You name it the Maginot Line was considered unbreachable. Sooooo,when Germany attacked France in World WarII, a German General by the name of Von Shleiflen, sent his Panzer Divisions around it. The French never really got to see if it worked as the Germans attacked it from inside France..UHM. French Foreign Legion anyone.. Hey is anybody alive and well in the Ville today. We are getting hits but I am playing one man ping pong. Like I said before I don't fucking care, if nobody comments I will play with myself...
Penna. Kicked mexico's ass too Simple I didn't know that! It don't surprize me They prolly Kicked France's ass too they practice for war by rasing there hands over there head and shaking them.I do know French tho I talk in tongues only one person at a time understands tho.After I was ask not to take Spanish II, I took French PARLEY LE VOO FRANCIE bonjour Mansour wee wee peepee and tra bee ender madommazelley
Simple heres the Derby 1,2 6,8
Dont forget the french barbecued Joan of Arc in1431
If you want to get a French Waiters attention order in German.
French History consist of turning on there Friends and surrendering to their enemies.
During WW II the French resistance in their finest hour Bravely threw sticks of dynomite at the advancing German Army.The Germans then lit them and threw them back.
And it looks like it's ping and pong here today Simple hold the fort i'm heading to Practice.
"Practice we talkin Practice." Yeah! I can hold the fort I don't have any French in me..
"French Lick" what a name for a town in Indiana. One of the most famous Birds of all time was from there. I think he is related to Greeny. I also think if you look at him closely you can see why his name was Bird..
"French Canadian" Known for their bathing suits and not much else..Well there is not much to their bathing suits..Plus they stink..They are known for swarming Florida in the winter.. Snow Birds or something of that nature..
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaack!
Wow, caught up on all the blogs & comments while I was in Crabcake Corners. My darling Dave, you know I love you dearly but I have to make a correction to something you said - "Georgy-boy was president in '93." Not so, Clownton was president in '93. Was it a typo, did you mean '03?
Hooray NW Vets sounds like you had another successful golf day. What else can we trash. You all did your fair share with Cinco de Maio, and I think the Alamo was in 1836 0r 37. French also took a beating. "Parlez-vous Francais, chevrolet coupee". A Frenchman and an Polish guy are on a beach and all the women walking by pause to flirt with the Frenchman. The Polish guy asks what's his secret and he says I stuff a potato in my bathing suit. Next day the Polish guy comes to the beach with a potato in his suit and nothing happens. He says to the Frenchman, what did I do wrong? Frenchy says you're supposed to stuff the potato in the front of the suit. Please forgive me all my dear Polish friends. I love you!
Loved all your comments about the death of the shit-towel head. I heard even the fish in the deep blue sea don't want to nibble on his rotten flesh. Pat, I want to see just one picture and to be absolutely sure so we know for sure he is rotting and burning in hell. We are always going to have the second-guessers claiming it ain't so. Obama is still rated very low according to me. The Navy Seals are the real heroes. J.Mc loved your comments. Plain & Simple keep rolling along!!! Saw some of Sammy's relatives in Crabcake Corners. Cuzin Mike feeds them. I told him to direct them to P & S ville. Sammy needs some company.
Bon Jour, Mon Ami, and animal friends,
Canadian Crown Royal
French Kiss
French Tickler
French Vanila
French Fries
French Dressing
French Undressing NJ/FLa
French Bread
French Peugeot
Papillon
Father Ivers
Aurevoir
Thanks for the History Lesson, can;t wait until Bastille Day..
Father Ivers taught French he was at one of the Reunions years later after he left the Priesthood He said to Jimmy keenan you dont rember me do you Keenan ? Jimmy said no sorry I dont. This Guy was there with his wife and he says I'm John Ivers as a matter of fact keenan I flunked you in French!!!!! Jimmy similed that smile and said yeah I flunked French and you Flunked Religion!!!! Ivers turned bright rED AND WALKED AWAY.
Great story. I remember Ivers was a baseball prospect, pitcher. and he would throw those erasers, after he cleaned the board, and if you dozed off in your blue or black blazer he would plant one right on your coat or head of is was off. Good guy. Just flunked religion........roflmao.I think Father Sherer left too and he taught Religion. Don't know of any of our Nuns that left.....To mean I guess. And Joe Monagill or Mc Monagill, great pitcher also, his father taught will Mr Boyce. Joe was a priest up here in ur parish. After many night of partying and throwing him in the pool, Host and all, he finely left and showed up at Mass with his girlfriend. Glad Simple didn't get the call......confessions would be fun......
George S Patton said I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind me.
It only took 3 days for the Germans to conquer France in WWII if it wasn't raining they prolly could of done it in one.
You never see the French preform the wave in a soccor game, because thats how they practice for war.
If you throw a gernade in a French kitchen you will see.....drum roll eze.......Linoleum Blownapart haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhh chit a knee slapper!!!!makes two fist and rubs my eyes
Fr. Ivers Fr.Wrigley Fr.Sheer Fr Maquire and a coulpe others all got Married Jim tyhen there was like 6 that got in real trouble for molesting boys I think they really punished them. Sent them to Boys Town
Ivers was better known as Mon Pere'. You believe that shit. I had him for French also. May I in my must humble voice ask WHY THE FUCK DID WE HAVE TO TAKE FRENCH!!!I would like to speak Romanian, that way if a vampire ever tried to fuck with me, I could try and talk my way out of it..Or then again maybe not.. Fr Sheere, Fr. Confessor, I saw him 20 years after Roman, and said, you better keep your mouth shut..
Bastile Day it will be Jim, not yet though, gotta get some races in first..
How about one French Fuqua, here was a dude playing running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers and had gold fish living in the heels of his high steppin shoes..Had to have a name like Frenchy..
Streets are vacated, naturally the noise at the tree never stops. Whoever that guy was that say there is no noise when a tree drops in the forest, has never been around here. The disturbance in that part of the Ville is insane. Be right back.....................................................................................................................................................................................Fuckin Parrot, flew at my head yellin ARK!! ARK!!! go to bed, go to bed.. Sammy was rolling around with his little hands holdin his stomach, laughin like a two year old..(I think he is only two) They ran into the hole in the tree, drug a bottle of rum in with them singing Viva La France..Crazy critters. Plain better do somethin about that Parrot he brought around here, or believe me I will.. His day is coming..
Well good job on Frenchy La Pew and his comrades.. Remember that little skunk. I told you they stink..Pretty good beating as usual. Maybe someday they will really thank us for all of our help. Until then we will keep grilling them every chance we get..I remember Bogie saying to Louie in Casablanca. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.. On that note: Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends...TAPS.
Welcome Back Strebor!!
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