Saturday, May 14, 2011
Today is Cinco De mayo twice plus 4 Days or The 14th Day Of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marnin to ye lads & Lassies I dont know if Simple is going to be around I think he's on another vacation so it is Plain to see who always gets stuck with the dirty work.Who has to carry the Load, there is no Simple explanation for it. Simple is just lazy,who had to put the lights out last nite and do taps? Plain thats who,I was cleaning up all night from those two Drunks he brought in here whats their name Splat and Blat something like that. There were beer cans and empty Vodka bottles all over the place. But lil do they know I have a brand new shopping cart with a horn and a rear view mirror on it ive been collecting cans for weeks now, yep got it at shop rite top of the line shopping cart i'm putting mud flaps on it today for when I ride down hill my legs get all that mud kicked back up on me(can't stand that shit) I was doing really good money wise til i got that ticket going down Shalmount Ave thursday they clocked me at 67 mph 110 big ones for speeding pffffffffffft i'm fighting that baby, he tried to give me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. I was like whoa I have a Helmet on, he goes I dont think football helmets count .I said "What you talking bout Willis" he said how you know my name was Willis? Anyway I didn't get the ticket for no helmet.This brings me to stories about getting tickets or getting out of them got any good ones ? Lets hear em.LOlll I Rember the guys were driving down to Fla. for Danny Croccos wedding they were taking turns driving and 3 in a row got a speeding ticket. Then willy Rafter took over he gets stopped in Georiga the State Trooper says lets see the reg and Drivers lic son. Willy hands them to him and they had rented a Hertz car so the Tropper says Hertz Huh? Willt says fucking right it does this is the forth time we got stopped!!!!!!Then It was get out of the Car wise ass lollllllllll.........I'll be back
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May 1972. Was moving the furniture from Martin St. to Quakertown to my new house. Got there unloaded with friends and realatives and hit every bar from Quakertown back to Roxborough plus a few for the ride up and some extra for the ride home. Got home and continued to celebrate. Decided I wanted to go down town to an after hours club on Ramstead St. Mr.T's in every corner of the room waiting for you to do something stupid. Got as far as the old D'Alessandro's at Manayunk Ave. and my boys jumped out of the car and run and said no Philly for us. Ok, I make a right on Manayunk Ave and go to Levering make a right. While making this right I run two of Philly's finest off the road almost into the rocks. Uh OH I said. All I have to do is make it to Levering and Lawton and I can duck into a friends driveway and hide. Here I go past Alex's, past Michaels and make the light at the Ridge not even thinking I was being chased by lights and sirens just get me to Lawton...So close. Got nailed at Lawton. In the meat wagon up to the 5th. Thank God Carol's cousin was a cop living on Valley Ave. Came and pleaded that this lunatic is moving to Upper Bucks County in less than month. OK let him go and don't come back to Philly. My guardian Angel again hard at work. Should have learned my lesson after four years in the Navy, remembering only some of them. That is one of many adventures I survived.
good one Jim ! One of the best was Looks around haaaaaa None other than John Summers the Dancing Beart he was a lil wasted comes out gets into his car puts it in gear and smaches into a car behind him he ramed it so hard his face hit the wind sheild and he was bleeding pretty bad. He gets out of his car and sits on the curb both Cars were totaled. A cop walks up and says what the fuck are you doing?????? John goes wow you guys got here fast! The Cop says noooooo you just smached into us!!!!!!!!!!
Good stories guys. LOL. I don't have anything as interesting as that to tell you. I'm sure Simple can supply you with some. Was out today with my St. J's buddies at Philadelphia Park, won a little bit. Good day all around even tho the sun didn't show up.
Well 'pears that Plain & Simple are mia, well not really they were at a wedding today - so stay safe
Taps
Day is done,
Gone the sun,
From the lakes,
From the hills,
From the sky
All is well,
Safely rest,
God is nigh.
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