Tuesday, May 10, 2011
It Is The 10th Day of May In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 or Double Cinco De Mayo
Where the Hell are you simple? Where's the Post I'm no Host! Your going to be Toast!There's answer's to be given and questions to be ask and just where are you?( Hmm Theres a question now) So i'll give the answers until you get back you can give the questions when you get here. The first answer is no! the next one is 6 to 4 and that's a final.And i'll be back with more answers ask any question you want if not I'll have answers anyway.
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Okay I'm back with answers. Strebor ask yesterday about cup of Joe. Well I'm glad you ask that question Strebor Cause it's a lil known fact that way back Achoholic Beverages used to be served on ships in the United States Navy. But when Admiral Joseph Daniels took over as Head Of Navy operations, he outlawed Achcohol on ships.Coffee became the drink of choice Hence "cup of Joe" nods
And the green thumb comes from when you pissed off Dr. David Banner he turned into the hulk you just had to hope he wasn't doing a rectal exam when he got pissed off...........okay okay I made that up........shrugs just thought i'd throw that in there! The Green Thumb came from back in the colinal Days when the farmers biggest cash crop was Tobacco, they used to remove the flowers from the tabacco and would hand pick the flowers and use their thumbnails to cut the stem after awhile the thumb would turn green, thus the term "Green Thumb" today it means you are good at growning things
I have been runnin all morning Stavislav and Boristi came into Newark.. Intoduce them later..
Stavislav and Boristi ??????Holy shit simple you had to go to Russia for friends, How much you paying them to hang with you ?
Did you buy friends for Sammy and Greeny? Are you giving them a set up for marriage? Making them unite with who YOU want? Are they from a good Vodka family? All questions........I forgot you give the questions....of well no rules..hopeless....this Ville is........Now we have foreigners....better get the SEAL 6 ready. You and foreigners in the Pinies is not good, no sir, not good at all. Next you will be inviting the goat over for a confab.....Plain help....and intervention....
If you insane citizens would keep up the profound Posts and Comments I put forward each day, you would see that we have visitors from lower Slovakia, who want to learn our fucked up language, and pray tell (good one) who is better equipped than the good citizens of Plain and Simpleville. I just got back and I am.........Boristi get your fuckin hands off that squirrel, he is our mascot you Slovenian shit head... No I didn't mean put your feet on him when I said get your fuckin hands off of him..What does one have to do witht he other.. Aw time out, never mind,. no I didn't mean that, wait a minute, no no no, AW MAN!!!!! This ain't gonna be easy. OW!!!! son of a bitch. WHOA!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG Plain your endless knowledge never ceases to amaze me. Thanks for enlightening me about a "Cup of Joe" and a "Green Thumb". What about "going to the John"?
Simple, what the hell is going on, 'splain yourself. Who are these guys? It's becoming a zoo over there. Your neighbors will soon be reporting you to the authorities for the keeping of unauthorized pets, etc. Watch out for those cotton-mouths that are running in the Mississippi floods; they may find a way to swim into the Pines, gators, too.
I am now on Google Chrome. It is another search engine, that allows me to cross into the Ville Zone. It also shows the citizens heads, as crazy ass citizens.. On my other feed it is telling me my cookies are messed up. I cannot explain this to the Slovaks. They start with Slo for a reason. I have to take their English education at a Slo pace. Right now they are resting peacefully while Sammy and Greeny are marchin around them chatin Grr's and Arrks!! This should be fun.. I'll check on them later. I know I am asking for trouble on this one. I am sure Plain will help me out..
Ahhhhhhhhh Strebor The John was actually invented By None Other than John Harrington in 1596 many improvements were made By John Crapper he got alot of Royalties out of this in England but he didnt invent the Royal flush! Harrington was the first flusher.He was Known as Sir John Harrington and was a godson of Queen Elizebeth Da 1st yep he was.And this is where the term John came from. Not to mix it up with the "Dear John" or the John that was with a Trick
Strebor no neighbors here in the Ville, Plain just runs through on a tricycle most days checks in and checks out, he stays once in awhile, but most night he is giving people the finger and zooming off somewhere. You and the other citizens stop in look around say what you think and go to someplace normal. I on the other hand live here, with that fuckin squirrel and parrot, and now two Slovaks that want to learn English..PHEW!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!!
Crappers first name was Thomas, Plain, I am lmao I knew sooner or later you were gonna get caught. Oh great sage of the North. You are good though...
flies thru the ville on my tricycle in my yellow rain coat and hat, gives everyone the finger as i varooooooooooooom thru at Mach speed
Yes it is Thomas Crapper but I didnt say he invented the flusher I said Sir John harrington did The John Crapper was a typo, gives you the finger and skips away
That's real nice Plain, give me the finger and zoom through the Ville. Didn't even stop to see if your parrot need some gravel or rum.. Don't you worry I'll go check.. Sammy and Greeny are pretty shot. What's that Stavislav you want VOODKAY, alright man I'll get ya a bottle. OK bottle of VOODKAY, bottle of RUM. Now I got two drunk critters and two drunk Slovaks, sittin by a tree that definitely made noise when it fell and has not stopped making noise since. Well you four go right on partying, this dude is done for the day.. Tomorrow with a little help from my friends, I hope the English lessons can start..Can't wait to teach them about the crapper, that should be an easy one..I'll think of some really challenging sayings for them to try and understand.. Goodnite drunks, scream on ARK!! ARK!! fuckin parrot.. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. TAPS...
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