Mornin, What a night, around the Ville.. Those Slavs and Critters that I have too live with were fired up, must have seen the full moon in the Werewolf Movie I was watching.. They were yellin and ARKIN!! Finally at 2AM I open the window and scream, knock it off, with this Slat picks up a Slat and starts hittin Blat in the head with it. I'm yellin NOT his head.. He is screamin, Ah ahm pittin KNOTS un hissss had. This language is fucked up.. Put the Slat down Slat your going to kill that loon.. Whew!! finally he understands what I am saying, and Slat throws down the Slat staggers a few steps and passes out.. Blat he was already out.. Sammy, and Greeny jumped in the hole, they new I was pissed..I was aimin a shotgun at their drunken asses, and if they didn't shut up, I was gonna shoot them up..HEY PLAIN WAKE UP!!! How did I get stuck livin here this wasn't part of the deal when we built this place.. Yeah look they are all sleeping now, including PLAIN!!!
Draggin this rainy ass week to a close. Extended VODKADAY again this week.. Preakness Saturday. That is if the world don't end..Yeah right..Fuckin idiot..
I ain't thinking straight, whatever that means, tough night. So let's all make it a tough day here at the Ville, what is your take on these so called Phychics and Extra Sensory Perception, what do you think about Ghosts and Ghost Hunters. You knwo paranormal or supernatural things of that nature, and I know, no rules, but leave Plain and Simple out of it..lol!! I got one then I gotta get a coffee. I actually waited until after our talk. I am tired walking bow legged, looking for a cool towel...
Yo, when I am channel surfing I see these shows like Ghost Hunters and I forget the other names..They always have the lights out and their eyes are like black.. Then they are walking around in some old house or insane asylum (Plain knows those places well), they have little flash lights, and they will stop and say, did you hear that, or did you see that?? I didn't hear or see shit, and guess what Jerk Off if you woulda seen anything or talked to a Ghost it would be the biggest break through in the history of humanity, and I can just visualize some stupid ass sheople staring at the screen.. Henry he saw something, I think I saw it too.. Really Doris what was it a spirit?? I don't know but something flashed by him.., maybe it was a spirit.. Move over let me get closer.. I can't I'm too scared.. Where did he see it?? Oh, wait it's a commercial for Charmin.. Just in case anyone shits themselves during this show.. Charmin is the best toilet tissue around, soft and fluffy on you butt. Buy Charmin at your local grocery store.. Now let's get back to see if they are talking to a dead person.. Nothing wrong with that, and I'm nuts!!! Well I know I am nuts, man but that is out there.. Bring it on, I gotta get some coffee talk to everybody later.. Welcome to Paranormal Day!!!
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What am I playin with myself again?? Plain what are you doing?? Never mind I see a little sunshine out here in the Ville, I guess you don't care if your balls get wet..You just have to clean them off a little more often..
I honestly believe that people loved to be scared, if not why is the monster (human or fake) movie genre so huge..I think they want to believe in Ghosts, and Ghouls, Yo!! how many of them walkin dead cannibal movies are there.. There is even a series on TV called The Walkin Dead. Something about the dead gets the human phyche all turned on.. Then what really evidently turns them on, or scares the shit out of them is when they start eatin other humans.. Hell they could have dined with Idi Amin or Geoffrey Dahmer, they cannibalized every night..I'm nuts!!!??? Yeah, I'm nuts, but I ain't nuts like that.. Those sons of bitches gave up their humanity..Anybody know if Idi chocked on a knuckle or does Kadaffy Duck still have him over for dinner, while the bombs are exploding in Tripoli...
Wait I know what it is, there are visitors here, but I can't see them.. WAIT!!! did you see that?? Right there I saw something flash by the window!!! Let me turn on my little flash light..SMACK!! SMACK!! fuckin batteries must be dead.. WHOA!! what was that!!! felt something on my back it was either a bonobo or a ghost!! I gotta get outta this place if its the last thing I ever do...........!!!
Hey Plain!!! As you see playing one player ping pong again. That's ok it is a sun out kinda day here at the Ville you and the other stooges, you know what I don't like calling my life long friends stooges.. You and the other goofs, can lay your balls out on the grass and dry them off, before you whack them off.. Watch out for the Spririt In The Sky that ain't where I am going when I Die.. When I die and I drive the bus to hell, you all we be on board as well....Sang to the tune of Spirit In The Sky..
Flying solo today are you Simple. You scared people away........I checked with my Ouija Board this morning and nothing about Saturday. I wish I knew for sure then I could start smoking and drinking again. Want to go out with a bang.....I would look up Lizzie Borden and see if she needs her axe sharpened. The Shining would be nice vacation Resort."Heres Johnny"..and of Course One Flew over the Cuckoos nest, I Little Dab'll do you. Do you think Slat, Blat, Sammy and Greeny are going to save YOU from the Jersey Devil? You have the most to worry about. Going to rearrange my Bone Collection. bbl
Well I see I missed Catey last nite. Thanks for the complaments , nice of you to say those things . But you are only half right Catey.....Simple is the CEO and Chairman of the BORED !!!!! thats why he started this and he pays me to hang out with him and even talk to him once in awhile. Now enough about us Catey who are you ? Where ya from? How did you find this Blog? Was it by court order are youon parole or probation ?
Ghost I aint fraid of nottin , I can't see Simple, now that one time Auggie hit me and I couldn't see I was a lil scared.Lucky for him the cops pulled up.
But yeah Simple I think like you do there aint no friggin ghost their doing that shit themselfs ohhhhhhhhhh feel how cold it is in this corner? no shit dildo head that's where I just put the Ice and the Beer wtfthere's 12 bags of ice there!But they just go along with it ohhhhhh yeah it is cold here!!!!! I would slap the sucka in back of the head......wtf was that? tell them did you just get hit i know I did !!!!!!!scare the shit out of them make them run and drink all the beer myself. Friggin Morons.WHOAAAAAAAA did you feel that breeze????? Yeah numb nuts i just turned My beannie Hat fan on you farted ya pig or shit yourself opppppps I'll be back
As I've always said don't worry about those that have departed, worry about the ones still walking around on two legs. In Simple's case some four-legged creatures. My beloved Mom once said to me that if I didn't follow her funeral instructions (which I did not do completely) she would come back to haunt me. I answered come back anytime. So far, I haven't seen her, only in my dreams.
I hate horror movies & tv shows. Never watch them!
WOW!! I must say maybe for the first or second time, am I glad too see you people. I thought the World Ended today.., and I was gonna be stuck with the Slavs and the Squirrel and that annoying fuckin parrot that Plain brought around here. PHEW!! Hi Guys, sure am glad to see you, I must have looked like I seen a ghost!!!
Yo I gotta put this one in here..
"He looks like he seen a ghost."
How the fuck can you look like you seen a ghost when nobody ever saw one!! How the hell would you know what they would look like if they did see one!! This language is fucked up..
I will believe it when I see it. Just call me "doubting Strebor".
I rember there was about 10 of us when they were building the houses on Buckies Hill there was like 10 of us we chipped in brought 4 Quarts of beer and were on the second floor drinking them prolly in like 10 or 9th Grade Idk but anywho the main players were Chucky Foster, Schooie, and Rocky Capellia......we got Schooie to come in while we were drinking and act like a Detective he put on an overcoat had a flash light and wore a Fadora guy coulda won an Oscar well only 4 of us knew Chucky Foster had a Blank gun so we are in there drinking and Schooie comes rushing in when it's dark and yells your all under arrest your the ones that have been breaking these new houses up i got you now!!!!!!! it's dark and he really looks like a Cop......well Chucky jumps up and yells I aint going to Jail and pulls out the blank gun and fires like 5 times well Schooie fell like he was treally shot .....Rocky Cappeila jumps out the second story window and breaks both his legs guys are running all over like crazy..........we never told him Poor Rocky may he rest in Peace.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna' do when they come for you.
Just got back, walkin around.. Some good material..Plain hootin and hollerin up on Bucky's Hill then he wonders why I never wanted to hang with him.. As we walk along (me and Del Shannon) you will all see how nuts than man is... Blat put down Sammy's Food!!!! he heard me say nuts.. This place is a nightmare..
Black Clouds and Thunder Rain, and more Rain.. Man, it is a wet week. Even the Slavs have built a bunker. Must have been hard with broken legs.. Sammy and Greeny just sat there drinkin and taunting them. If they ever learn this language and quit beatin the shit out of each other, those two critters are in trouble..Good things at the Ville today, except we couldn't see them. You cannot see ghosts. If you saw a ghost do you know what you would look like..NOOOOO!!! Well, ghosts or no ghosts, this Ville is a ghost town right now..Don't have to turn out no lights this storm took care of that.. Stay dry will ya, and come on in the Ville again tomorrow.. See you then.. As for now, Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends....TAPS.....
Rides thru the ville on my Brand New Shopping cart, honking the horn yelling J Lo's on J Lo's on turn out the lightsssssssss the party'ssssssssss overrrrrrrrrrrr
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