Today is the 10th Day of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Zoomssssssssssssss thru the ville on my Shopping Cart beeping the Horn
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Jim Mc
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Just observe the speed limit....Oh forgot NO RULES, just don't hit the critters. Hope you are not on your cell-phone or tweeting someone while you are combing your hair while on your way to an impotent engagement to meet Simple somewhere interesting. Maybe he has one more Jackpot left in him for the summer. Slow down and always beaware of your surroundings while blasting through the Ville. Be carful of those spiders.
What the fuck kind of Post was that Plain. Riding threw the Ville. Your supposed to put something pertinent out there. No wonder you only made L/Cpl. Man is incorrigible. I was thinking more along the lines of What Up!! Back in the Ville, ain't complaining about Slavs, Pineys, Goats, Squirrels, Spiders. I am complaining about this fuckin parrot. Just because he can talk he thinks he is Einstein. He is one conceited bastard. He is out there ARKIN to the Slavs and they don't understand nothing. He has them cleaning up his shit, combing his feathers, I even saw one giving him a cracker the other nite. He must have told him ARK! Greeny want a cracker, Greeny wants a cracker. He laughs at them a lot and loves the way he can twist the words to make them do his bidding. They were laughing so hard the other night. I thought I saw him smack his talon on his knee, and say ARK!! You guys are killin me." That is the last I heard of that annoying parrot, maybe he shoulda shut the fuck up when the shuttin was good. I'll let you know if they heard him, and what happened. I hope what I think happend, happened. I gotta find a way for these two ghouls too kill Spiders, I am on a constant hunt. Never liked Spiders. I guess not many people do. Although every now and then you do see some animal show, where some asshole is stroking a tarantula and saying they are so cool. Let me tell you something asshole, in Jungle Warfare school in Panama. We had too build hooches off the jungle floor. Me and my fire team, got done, sat down had a delicious meal of ham and slimey's. Time too hit the rack.. Parrots were ARKIN, Monkeys were Screechin, pull open my pancho and lo and behold, there he was Tarantula Gargantua, I step back and peer down, and say too my buddy Jimmy Mayfield (big black guy, one of the best men I have ever met.), will you look at the size of this mother fucker. With that I see an etool come over my shoulder and Jimmy spatters him into about a million pieces. Needless to say some Panamanian Indian found a pancho on the jungle floor when we moved out. LOL!!!
Plain, I just read your polictical acceptance speech from yesterday. Could you please repeat that for me. Are you sure they are all assholes?? I wasn't sure..
OK, down time, close up this shop for the weekend, not the Ville, my shop. I ain't never closes down the Ville until they carry Plain out on a slab. Our buddy Frank Hicke, yeah, that's his name. He is the one always following me around with a tape measure. One day me and him had at it on a pool table. He told me he hates me so much he is going to bury me in drag..LOL I dared him. I would love something like that. There would be very few tears, and a hell of a lot of laughin, I would look like one of the Ramone's.
Oh yeah Franks' and undertaker. What the fuck in and Undertaker. What do they do steal your scivvies after your dead. Who the hell wants a dead persons scivvies. This language is fucked up.
Drives thru again in my Spiderman outfit yellin what up ? Leading all the spiders out of the ville into the Jaws of Death into the mouth of Hell on Rode the Five Hundred.
Okay Simple here it is #1 Master of Hounds # 9 Animal Kingdom #12 Shackleford #10 Mucho Macho Man 1,9,12,10 and use the 6 Nehro use the 1 in Exatas with all of them a tri box and a Superfecta Box.1,9,12,10,6, rubs my hands together singing I'm in the money doin my Egyptian dance then a Moon walk out of the Ville.
I'm right there on the picks Plain, gonna throw out the 1, there ya go. Mucho Man, Animal Kingdom, Nehro, Shackleford, and I have a few more in me tomorrow. See you at Ecks. As far as those spiders, yeah get them out of here. Jack Webb, reminds me of Spiders. Remember Jack Webb. Sgt. Joe Friday on dragnet. Friday Nights. "The facts mam just the facts". What was his partners name? Little red faced drunk lookin guy. Looked like one of the Drunks of Columbus. Remember them dudes at St. Johns, use to walk up the aisle with flags and uniforms on, and leading them was the biggest ass bulbous nose I ever saw. Little later I found out that dude did about two bottles of Irish whiskey a day.
Friday night here at the Ville, that annoying parrot is out there ARKIN! he has the Slavs dancing to the music. Sammy is out with those Beavers they are wearing his Super Ass out, or maybe the other way around. Don't forget that squirell survived his whole tree falling in the forest. Grand Slam Home Run: Placido Polanco. damn good baseball player. Halladay doing what Halliday does. Phils 7 Cubs 0. Take that anyday. Well lookin around town and don't seem like much is happening. Hey Plain, if you ride through here tonight, check out Greeny and the Slavs. He has them doing the Lienchenstin Polka. This place is a menagerie. To all spiders, leave me the fuck alone tonight, and to my fellow citizens here at the Ville. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS.....
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Just observe the speed limit....Oh forgot NO RULES, just don't hit the critters. Hope you are not on your cell-phone or tweeting someone while you are combing your hair while on your way to an impotent engagement to meet Simple somewhere interesting. Maybe he has one more Jackpot left in him for the summer. Slow down and always beaware of your surroundings while blasting through the Ville. Be carful of those spiders.
What the fuck kind of Post was that Plain. Riding threw the Ville. Your supposed to put something pertinent out there. No wonder you only made L/Cpl. Man is incorrigible.
I was thinking more along the lines of What Up!!
Back in the Ville, ain't complaining about Slavs, Pineys, Goats, Squirrels, Spiders. I am complaining about this fuckin parrot. Just because he can talk he thinks he is Einstein. He is one conceited bastard. He is out there ARKIN to the Slavs and they don't understand nothing. He has them cleaning up his shit, combing his feathers, I even saw one giving him a cracker the other nite. He must have told him ARK! Greeny want a cracker, Greeny wants a cracker. He laughs at them a lot and loves the way he can twist the words to make them do his bidding. They were laughing so hard the other night. I thought I saw him smack his talon on his knee, and say ARK!! You guys are killin me." That is the last I heard of that annoying parrot, maybe he shoulda shut the fuck up when the shuttin was good. I'll let you know if they heard him, and what happened. I hope what I think happend, happened. I gotta find a way for these two ghouls too kill Spiders, I am on a constant hunt. Never liked Spiders. I guess not many people do. Although every now and then you do see some animal show, where some asshole is stroking a tarantula and saying they are so cool. Let me tell you something asshole, in Jungle Warfare school in Panama. We had too build hooches off the jungle floor. Me and my fire team, got done, sat down had a delicious meal of ham and slimey's. Time too hit the rack.. Parrots were ARKIN, Monkeys were Screechin, pull open my pancho and lo and behold, there he was Tarantula Gargantua, I step back and peer down, and say too my buddy Jimmy Mayfield (big black guy, one of the best men I have ever met.), will you look at the size of this mother fucker. With that I see an etool come over my shoulder and Jimmy spatters him into about a million pieces. Needless to say some Panamanian Indian found a pancho on the jungle floor when we moved out. LOL!!!
Just in case anyone was wondering. VODKADAY postponed till tomorrow. Belmont Stakes. Don't know what too do yet as far as a bet, but I am due.
Plain, I just read your polictical acceptance speech from yesterday. Could you please repeat that for me. Are you sure they are all assholes?? I wasn't sure..
OK, down time, close up this shop for the weekend, not the Ville, my shop. I ain't never closes down the Ville until they carry Plain out on a slab. Our buddy Frank Hicke, yeah, that's his name. He is the one always following me around with a tape measure. One day me and him had at it on a pool table. He told me he hates me so much he is going to bury me in drag..LOL I dared him. I would love something like that. There would be very few tears, and a hell of a lot of laughin, I would look like one of the Ramone's.
Oh yeah Franks' and undertaker. What the fuck in and Undertaker. What do they do steal your scivvies after your dead. Who the hell wants a dead persons scivvies. This language is fucked up.
Drives thru again in my Spiderman outfit yellin what up ? Leading all the spiders out of the ville into the Jaws of Death into the mouth of Hell on Rode the Five Hundred.
Okay Simple here it is #1 Master of Hounds # 9 Animal Kingdom #12 Shackleford #10 Mucho Macho Man 1,9,12,10 and use the 6 Nehro use the 1 in Exatas with all of them a tri box and a Superfecta Box.1,9,12,10,6, rubs my hands together singing I'm in the money doin my Egyptian dance then a Moon walk out of the Ville.
I'm right there on the picks Plain, gonna throw out the 1, there ya go. Mucho Man, Animal Kingdom, Nehro, Shackleford, and I have a few more in me tomorrow. See you at Ecks. As far as those spiders, yeah get them out of here. Jack Webb, reminds me of Spiders. Remember Jack Webb. Sgt. Joe Friday on dragnet. Friday Nights. "The facts mam just the facts". What was his partners name? Little red faced drunk lookin guy. Looked like one of the Drunks of Columbus. Remember them dudes at St. Johns, use to walk up the aisle with flags and uniforms on, and leading them was the biggest ass bulbous nose I ever saw. Little later I found out that dude did about two bottles of Irish whiskey a day.
Friday night here at the Ville, that annoying parrot is out there ARKIN! he has the Slavs dancing to the music. Sammy is out with those Beavers they are wearing his Super Ass out, or maybe the other way around. Don't forget that squirell survived his whole tree falling in the forest.
Grand Slam Home Run: Placido Polanco.
damn good baseball player. Halladay doing what Halliday does. Phils 7 Cubs 0. Take that anyday. Well lookin around town and don't seem like much is happening. Hey Plain, if you ride through here tonight, check out Greeny and the Slavs. He has them doing the Lienchenstin Polka. This place is a menagerie.
To all spiders, leave me the fuck alone tonight, and to my fellow citizens here at the Ville. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS.....
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