Mornin, Anyway, I am back in the Ville and back in the Barrnens, one tough night. I guess we really should just keep it light here at the Ville, but I gotta tell ya. Three AM, Phil The Thrills Phone rings. His sister passed at Hahnehman, the kids were really bad. I stayed with them, while he went over too Philly, not a good night, but as we say she is in a better place. Had been sick for awhile. If you will just drop a prayer or whatever you believe in, for the family. Thank You. Ernie.
Well, I see the Ville is a mess, leave Plain alone for a day or two and this is what happens. Broken rum bottles, decks of cards strewn all over the place, two passed out Slavs, a squirrel that looks like he had too much beaver, and an annoying parrot ARKING!!! at me telling me how much he hates me. Ahh!! great too be back. I think Plain fried Weiner, but don't worry there is another asshole on the horizon, always is. Gotta get back in shape here. How about me picking Dallas, hah!! I thing LaBonnie is Dee Dee Wayne's boy. I want to see that welcome now with all the smoke and dancin and strutting (no offense Plain), fuckin showboats and DOWN GO THE CHEAT.. I told you before Hitler mad Nowitsky, they put him on ice, and the Germans found him years later and revived him. That dude is FrankenDirk. Only his sports coats fit him. The original Frankenstien, the cheap fucker that made him, gave him a sport coat that was too small. He could just about button it, plus the sleeves didn't cover the scars where they sewed his hands on. I wonder if he put a dick on him, I also wonder if it was too small. I also wonder why anybody reads this shit. Well if you wonder about anything strange let me hear it, we could do this for the week. I also wonder why, they can't come up with a new monster. If we could do that we would be billionaires. Over and above 6000 hits Jimmy Mc great recruitin. See you guys at the Ville. Still wondering why I wonder..
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I wonder bout lots of stuff like mmmm where does a light go when it goes out?And when a girl is jogging her pony tail goes sideways and her bobbies go up and down.And why does Superman wear is underwear on the outside if he's so smart ?Ans why dont they make the whole Plane like the indestrucitable black Box?Or what did they go back to before there were Drawing Boards?Can a stupis person be a Smartass?
1 Can fat people skinny dip ?
2 Do fish get thirsty?
3 Do Austrailians call the rest of the world up over?
4 How can you Draw a blank?
5 How do you get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign ?
6 Who pop's up the next kleenex?
These are great questions took me years to find the answers.
Things like:
1 What color does a smurf turn when you choke them ?
2 If an Asian gets dizzy do they get Disoriented ?
3 What is the speed of smell?
4 If you mated a Bull Dog with a Shitsu would it be called a BUllshit ?
yOOOOOOOO yOOOOOOOOO IS ANYONE OUT THERE IS ANYONEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTTTTT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am Plain..........I'm here.........I'm here........nothing to say but I am here.........Plain . I am here.
It's the Bees Knees......I'm looking at a bee and trying to see its little knees......
Get Bent.........What is what I am looking for those littel kness.
Gets my Goat......There is only one Goat we know and love.
WTF.............Whose fornication would that be.
Right on the Nose......Simples Spider......or Left on the nose.....why not.....You are left on the nose with that.
I would have answered much earlier, but I have been contemplating Plain's wonderful thoughts. Man, they are some intriguing questions. What color does a smurf turn when you chock him. WOW!! once again Plain blows my mind. Jim Bees knees are so small that you have to buy special instrument only sold on Ebay. I bought a penis enlarger and it came in todays shipments, it was a magnifying glass and it said don't use in the sunlite. I don't get it.
Also somebody told me (no names) that the material at the Ville is stupid, and my retort was then why do you read it, and to tell you honestly it is just fun and not meant of be profound. I was told about my spelling and how they couldn't understand what I was talking about. I said ask Greeny or a Slav they will help you I don't have the time. Hey in the beginning stages of this building it was not meant to be profound and accurate on any subject. We never claimed to be Frankenstien or Einstein. It was meant to be light hearted and to have some fun. I got one nay on that and many yays. Carry on troops 6000 and moving strong, somebody likes reading this most profound of material. Now, I really wonder about that.LOL!!
"Well I WONDER WONDER WONDER WONDER who, who wrote the book of love. Tell me tell me darlin oh who wrote the book of love, I got to know the answer was it someone up above. I WONDER WONDER WONDER who, who wrote the book of love. Chapter one says you love her, you love her with all your heart. In chapter two you tell her your never never never gonna part. In chapter three you remember the meaning of romance, In chapter four you break up but you give her just one more chance. OH YEAH!! back the rocks on a Friday Nite, with the The Rockin Bird, Joe Niagara and Hy Lit. Give me another quart of Ballantine Ballantine beer. Who wrote the book of love. Now give me the answer to that one.
STUPID ????????????????? Not Profound? And I'll bet this person is on facebook all day Talking sports or correcting peoples typos, and showing how intellegent he or she is.Or doing the found Jesus stuff or talking about there baby is almost house broken and only shits 12 times a day now. Smirks I say whatever floats your Boat naysayer ! But these questions should be answered!!!!!
1 Why does superman let the bullets bounce off his chest but he ducks when they throw the Gun at him?
2 Why dont Tarzan have a beard Huh ? answer that one
3 Why is everything sent by boat called Cargo and everything by land called shipment huh smarty pants ?
4 Why did Kamikaze wear Helmets?????
5 Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?????HUh answer that Mister this place is stupid.
Simple the Monotones First sang Who wrote the Book of love in the year of Our Lord 1957 nods, but it is a lil known fact that !!!!!! the book of love was first in the Bible yep yep I know but if ya look in 1 Corinthians 13 it's all right there and there is a Love Chapter Verses 4-8
Thanks Plain, I thought it was me you, the General and Lugi that sang the book of love. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?????
Tarzan and his beard. Little known fact that when Kala the ape mother found Tarzan as a baby, after the great apes had killed his parents. Lord and Lady Greystoke, that's right of the royalty Greystokes. Kala had dropped her baby and raised Tarzan as her own. Whereupon one day in the jungle Tarzan had a beard, but he happened upon Bolgani who was not of his Great Ape Tribe, he was a Gorilla, much like Massa and Bamboo. Well him and Tarzan got into a brouhauhau, the whole jungle turned out for this one. Tarzan cracked Bolgani, but didn't faze him, then that fuckin Gorilla caught Tarzan Of The Apes with a roundhouse right and knocked the whiskers right off of him, and that is why Tarzan has no beard. You heard it first here at Plain and Simple. Stupid huh????
Stupid is as stupid does. Anyone who feels P & S is stupid is therefore stupid himself. I don't knoe wtf I just said. Have a good night my friends. Tomorrow is another day!
And your saying Tarzans whiskers never grew back Simple ? Cause i knew about that fight the rumble in the Jungle. But mmmmmmmm looks both ways and leans in and whispers I think he had his Beard waxed there is alot of rumors about him and Cheetah ya know waves my fingers a lil , yep yep I know I hear from a good source there is some Monkeying around. Whispers there both swingers ya know. Crazy world it's a real jungle out there! And mmmmm keep that to yourself Simple Jane dont know.
How about Strebor quoting the one and only Forrest Gump. People thought Forrest was stupid, but I think he really showed them who was really stupid.
As we move ahead. I hope Plain liked my explanation of Tarzans Beard, I rehearsed that just like everything here on Plain and Simple. Nothing is rehearsed, that is quite amazing.
I guess the Weiner is truly fried, but like I said, we will have another ass hole in the news shortly.
Yo! the Ville is peaceful. Sam The Super Squirrel had too much Beaver he couldn't make it back to his tree. He came riding in on the goat. Goat was staggering and not from the weight of Sammy. He got to the tree collapsed and him and Sam are laying by the tree. Greeny only ARK!! ARKED!! once and it was too say Sammy's home Sammy's home. He is perched on the goats one horn sound asleep. The Slavs were bitching about the goat smell, but then they said it started to remind them about home, so they are out cold next too the goat, of course there are two empty bottles of Vodka next too them. Never saw it so quite. Nice ending to another Monkday here at the Ville. Good Night. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS.....
It was me that said the things being said on here were stupid to me and made no sense.Ernie you told me numerous times to come on here and read this bullshit. you or Terry tell me of somebody they know that could come on here and read about two Slavs that you are trying to teach English too would know what you are talking about. I asked you who they were and you said that they were your neighbors and I said from where and you then told
me that they don't exist. How the fuck can anyone that comes on here understand that.As far as Terry goes no matter what I write he wouldn't agree with it. I never said anything about your spelling I said that I didn't understand something in the beginning as I was reading it and you said that you misspelled a word you brought up the subject of spelling another thing is that you or Terry won't have to worry about me bothering you if that is what I did. I stand by what I said the fucking shit I read was stupid and I am not afraid to print my name to this.....Dave Morris
Well Dave ou do have a point. but this si ust for fun. Speeelling is just a minor blimp in the cystim that we yuse. This is another editorial on how fuked up thins are. Tis a bit like hyroglifilicks and can only be understood by special decoder rings. Please don't stop cuming back to check on this Blog and make some astute comments. Simple and Plain wwill gladly give you a decoder ring. FUck what plain says about you. U only hurt the one you luv. He doesn't care and neither do any of us...........THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS LAND OF OZ.
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