Wednesday, June 15, 2011
"Today Is The 15th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Runnin around the Ville like a madman last nite. Two AM I hear all kinds of ARKIN!! and GRRRRIN!! Sammy and Greeny got into it over some beaver. The Slavs were cheering them on and the Goat was passed out. I run out there and told the Slavs I want to break it up. They started smashing everything in the Ville, this place is a menagerie. Well fellow citizens and all our visitors, had quite a history lesson yesterday. Found out how a lot of families settled in the Yunk. I saw on facebook where somebody said that the drunks that walk around Manayunk and moved into the new Condos saved the town. Because twenty five years ago it was as bad as North Philly. Also, had the balls too say the Kingkiners, Turellas, Murphys and Westerphers were trash. Also, didn't have enough balls too sign his name. Now, the Yupps are calling down families that have lived in the Yunk forever and telling us how they saved the town. They are lucky Turellas Bar is closed, they would be getting hunted down right about now. Speaking of hunting. I think Mchugh might have bought it, I told him there was a big hunt up in NorthWestern Pa. called ABE, it stood for All Beings Even. I don't know how they organized it, but they actually armed all the critters too make sure the game was even steven. If you went into these woods the where the deer and the antelope range, they were armed, somethin tells me not too many hunters showed up. I don't get it, what the fuck should be an even playing field. Pretty easy too kill a critter grazing on some grass that is unarmed. Completely different story if that critter could shoot back. YO!! this is not a total knock on hunters, they serve their purpose, and consider themselves sportsmen, and a lot of them abide by the rules, just wondering how many there would be if the other team could shoot back. Sure would be a cool sport then. Personally never liked it, and don't like it now. Like I said it does in some instances serve a purpose. Well guys let me know what your take is on the Yupps gunnin out the Yunkers, and let me know what your take is on the Groundhogs Gunning out the Gunners. This should be good. Later.
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Good Afternoon; sounds like you had fun with the menagerie last night. More power to you; if it was me that squirrel and parrot would be toast and the slavs would be on their way back to wherever. Can't get rid of the goat as he is an original inhabitant.
If the animals could shoot back, hmmmmmmmmmm that would be interesting. Better not tell Sammy or Greeny. Know a lot of people that are into hunting but I know I could never do it. Where the hell is P. McH, I'm starting to worry about him. He was a regular contributor to the ville. Yupps will never overtake the Yunkers. However, not too many Yunkers hang out on Main St. It is yuppeeville. It is really wrong to say that certain families are or were trash; a lot of those mentioned in your post did well for themselves. I don't know who said that they were trash but he/she should remember "do not judge anyone until you have walked a mile in their mocassins".
On another note, all of you who are Phillie fans please enjoy this team because when they are no more we will talk about them until the end of our time; they are super athletes, super men and a joy to watch. Be proud Philly of your Phillies. And, when they have a little slump don't get down on them as they always make a great comeback. GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Strebor do you read the post?? The person that said these families were trash, never signed his name. Do you believe that? I told you Mchugh got shot in the ass. I also think the Yup that called those families trash should sign his name. Yeah right. Onward we march into June. See ya later.
All I know is anyone that bad mouths should sign in but I doubt they ever do. As far as hunting it is nessary and herds should be Quelled, as for myself I couldn't shoot any animal but thats just me. Now if a Lion is bearing down on my ass and there is a rifel around hope he's not the last one left they will be extinct.
And as far as the Yuppies saving the yunk pffffffffff they know nothing about the Yunk or anyone that lived there. Those People were and still are the salt of the Earth. And where else could you go and order a Cheeze Steak, A T.V. and a gun ? Yep none other than Sip n Steak.I miss those days walks away as a Tear drops from my eye.
Hey anybody that goes on Social Networking and trashes someone, then does not sign in, does not in the realm of Social Networking even exist. Their comments should be removed as soon as the appear, so their comments would join their character as not even existing.
I have a lot of friends that hunt for food. They eat it and give it to food banks. I tried it a couple of times BUT, we always had a cooler and never shot at anything. We just wanted the experience of walking in the woods with loaded shotguns and drinking Schmidts, take a nap then go to the bar and brag about what we missed. What a great idea that was....The Guardian Angel was at work again. He or She put in a lot of overtime.
The yuppies think they are hot shit. I knew our Dermatologist was telling us she moved into those Venice Island Apts. and she loved she could walk to the yunk.
She asked me why they never opened Carmellos again. Wouldn't that be a gold mine? Then the Yunk took its revenge and flooded the development. The only good thing that the New Yunk did was raise the property values for those who wanted to sell and move. God if we only knew. First furniture came from Proper Brothers and Weiss's. Never will forget Murrays Apothecary, sip n steaks, Woolworths etc. Didn't spend too much time down there but they were all memorable.
The white trash had enough money to get anything they wanted. They knew how to handle their money and worked hard for it. Probably the only place in the city where you could go to St. John's, St. Joe's, St. Mary's and St. Lucy's. Irish, Polish, German and Italian. What a politically correct area ahead of its time. My Dad told me that they can park along the train wall with a sticker when they have a function down there. Parking.........s still a real bitch. But Progress..........
James James when you say Hunt for food do you mean in trash Cans ?Or in the back of restaurants in the dumpsters? Or out there in the cold drinking beer and shooting anything that walks in between you and the other Hunters ?
I know we never know what we are talking about, but today seems really extreme. Let me point out something. Someone trashed some families from Manayunk on FaceBook, why I have no idea. The thing that the people should realize is that this scumbag did not sign his or her name. That means they nor their comments exist, along with their character. PHEW!!
I am just pissed they didn't sign their name. I guess they would really have to be moving on, if they did that. LOL!!
Hey the shooting of the animals. I just want them to be able too shoot back. Fair!! I think so. Probably would reduce hunting by about 90%, but like I said hunting has its purpose and the true professionals that observe the rules, and the people that hunt to eat, so be it, they have probalby been doing it for centuries and are going to continue doing it as long as you can make squirrel stew. SAMMY COME BACK!!! NOT YOU!! YOU ARE A SURVIVOR!!!
I wanna know why the Liberals and the progressives and the news Media isn't going crazy about obumer going into a 4th war ? I mean he is now bombing Libya, Yemen,Pakistan,and we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan gitmo is still open and he has spent in 1 1/2 years more than all the Presidents together. Then he laughs about the shovel ready jobs not being so shovel ready.So did all his cabnet members. I wonder if all the people out of work laughed, if all the people who loast ther homes laughed? Unemployment they say is 9.1 % another lie by this adminstration they dont count the 3 million that are already off the unemployment rolls it's more like 18 % but they dont tell you that. Keep following sheep I'm not going off the cliff but you will smirks.
Plain, I am not opposed to finding a good trash can in a good neighborhood or a nice dumpster in back of a great restuarant pillaging for some fresh biddles. Carol loves it when I bring home something that is not completely chewed or somewhat in tact. I don't like the wild game taste, so I would never eat it nor shoot it. I'll leave that to Pat Mc who must have ran into an armed animal or two just walking around their woods enjoying the day. Although we did shoot rats down at the canal with 22's and BB guns. Never ate them though just fed them to the river.
Lollllllll Jim wish I said that .....and will
I have finally found out the secret of Plain and Simple. You people are all nuts. LOOK THE SLAVS ARE TRYING TO PULL THEIR NUTS OVER THEIR HEADS. I'M LOSING IT MAN!! Eatin out of trash cans, animals shooting back. River rats, neighbors getting trashed, crazy day here at the Ville, much like any other day but more so.
I told you all, Mchugh got shot in the ass. Maybe by a pissed off Rhino!!!
Yes, dear Bro, I do read the posts and I did mention that the coward who called some families trash did not sign his/her name. Hunting stories got a little gross. Seriously, do you think something happened to P. McH other than your reasoning that he shot himself or maybe got shot by an angry Rhino. He was a daily visitor to the ville. Something has to be wrong. Worries and walks away............
Phils took the 1st game 8 - 1. On again at 7:05. I'm loving every minute.
Thanks for the score on the first Phils game Strebor. I was going to catch on DVD but now I don't have too. LOL!! I should have called you for play by play. Oh well, got another game later. I think Mchugh is fine. Just got shot in the ass, maybe by a pissed off mere cat.
Mere Cat pop's my head up stands on my toes ya think there's Mere Cats around? Looks both ways, then runs , stops gets up on toes and looks around , then runs into a hole.
Plain, terrific take on the meerkat. Stay on your toes!
Plain, do you have any extra Mere Cats for the Pines. They build nice abodes, and I am sure they would make friends with the menagerie. Simple is going to have to set up a stand to pay for all the food and booze those critters are consuming. But a mere Cat? You might have stumbled on something and if you don't stumble Simple Hanna will.
I hear something or somebody singing Hattoona Mataba, Haatoona Matada, oh no there is a fucking mere cat looking in my window singing. Ducks down, what am I going to do now, The Slavs are dancing too that African tune Greeny is ARKIN and the goat is buckin around with Sammy on his back. Pulleeezzeee I can't look out there. Who the fuck sent this mere cat to the pines. Oh no he is standing on his toes and can see me. Hi Mere, Hi Simple Hatoona Matada. Hatoona Matada back at ya Mere. Mere what are you doing Here?, and why do you have a rifle. I am looking for hunters. No hunters Here Mere. This is a non hunting Ville, want something too eat. Yeah Where can Mere get some chow and Cheer. Well Mere you can get chow right Here in the trash can. Cheer over There. See you around Simple Mere is going to get some Beer. PHEW! Now I got an armed Mere cat out Here. Oh Dear!! I gotta get myself some Cheer, aint Vodka Day Here. I don't Care.. Ok coast is Clear Sammy Greeny and Mere are drinking Beer. Hope they stay away from Here.. Later.
This place has really driven me nuts. I wasn't crazy enough, we had to start this shit.. Phillies, be back with some more cheer from mere..
I am lockin down not lockin and loading, I bit off a little more than I could chew today. LOOK AT THIS THAT SLAV BLAT JUST STUFFED A WHOLE HOAGIE FROM THE TRASH CAN IN HIS MOUTH. This day has been lunacy. I don't even know what the hell we were talking about. I know one thing and I will say this low. It is time to batten down the hatches. I guess not low enough, now the Slavs are hitting my bunker with baseball bats, Blat has a hoagie hanging out his mouth. Can't take much more. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! Phew!! there they go laughing and drinking back across the street. Watch out if you ride through here tonite Plain lots of broken glass. Wait!! what is this looking in my window. Fuckin mere cat on his toes. Hakoona Mataada Simple. Yeah Mere go across the street put the rifle away have a drink or twenty and leave me alone. Thank you Mere, are you leaving in the morning. No, Simple Mere like it Here. Hakoonna Mattada. Yeah, Yeah, whispering just get the fuck out of here, you maniacal fuckin merekat. I rackin. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS.....
If you want the Mere Kats to listen just yell Come Mere shrugs and walks away
Hope your happy Plain, the Slavs heard you yell come mere and are standing outside my window. I'm losin it man..
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