Mornin, Hatoona Mattadda, or whateve that song was. Thanks Plain, Thanks Jim, the menagerie grows. You are right Strebor they should all be toast except Billy, because he was an original and is indigenous, to this Ville, must include Super Sam in there also. I made it through the night not easy, with six eyes staring at me. Yeah, the merekat heard come mere and was standing outside my window with the Slavs until about 3 AM, not fun. Something is seriously wrong with me, I go to sleep talking about these critters and I wake up doing the same. This can't be normal for a 65 year old gentleman, such as myself. (COUGH, GAG), OWW!!! Coffee on the nuts!! Son-of -a-Biiittttch!!!
Ahh!! Cool Clear Water. Song by somebody. Cool Balls, saying at the Ville. Saw where Ahnolds maid came forth and told the kid Ahnold was his father. Fourteen year old kids response. "Cool." I don't know did I lose something here or should he have said fuck him. I know some people whose fathers never acknowledged them, and when they sought them out they were actually sorry they did. Kind of a tough situation on a fourteen year old. They say he looks like Ahnold (Gag), I saw his picture, he looks like his mother, half buffalo, half human. Ahnold's side would be more on the half hairless ape half human. Man, we been talking about apes and hairless humans all week. Now how about just some hairless critters.. You know, that I know that you know, a lot of hairless creatures or anything to do with them. Like a plucked chicken. I know that is feathers, but a plucked chicken always was somehow funny too me. You see those little dimples on the skin, where the feathers were plucked. Yeah, you heard me right Greeny. ARK!! ARK!! no pluckin here, no pluckin here. Slavs are yelling Pluk you Simple. No Blat and Slat Fuck you. What a way too wake up.
Well I gave you a plucked chicken lol!! I also have to give you my friend The Chicken. No Plain not Testa. This is the one that looked like a Yeti. I'm tellin ya man, he had no hair on his body, and I know I saw him naked on the New York Thruway!! You know they have some kinda cat and not a mere kat, that is hairless, maybe one of you citizens or visitors no the name. One more I think Telly Savalas was one of hairless creatures, and why was he always sucking on a taffy, was he breast fed as a child Greek? See what you can come up with. Gotta leave the Ville, for awhile be back, have fun. Whack on Plain, hitting your balls gottin be getting pretty old by now. How much whackin can those balls take. Probably have no dimples left on them. I guess now adays you can just go somewhere and buy new balls. Science is amazing, just ask Mr Hibe. Get it going guys, talk too you shortly. Put the rifle down Mere.. Phew!!!
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Little known fact. Everyone associates, a Yeti with hair, but it is said in the Northwest Mountains of Tibet there were scrolls written by only a few Sharlton Monks while they were training to train grasshoppers. In these writing there is many sitings of a hairless Yeti or Yetette, they never mentioned sex. This Yeti was about 7-8 ft tall and bald yes people balder than a plucked chicken or chickenette. If you have the chicken, the rooster and the hen. Who has sex?? All three? Hmmm! maybe where menage a trois came from. I digress. Yes the Monks called the Yeti Biggehairless Baldessrumorlong. He or She or It, If you have a he and a she and an it. Who has sex? All three? Maybe this is where menage a trois comes from. I digress. In the Sharlton Monk scrools this Yeti or Yetette was known to be a fierce fighter. One such Monk tells of an encouter he saw when the hairless Yeti or Yettet, came upon a Yeti with hair. He wrote of snarling and flinging of body's as hair was being yanked from every portion to the hairy Yeti. Hey I used to know a Harry Yeti, wonder if he was a relative. I digress. Anyway not to bore you (ahem) evidently the hairless Yeti or Yetette, pounded the shit and hair out of the Hairy Yetti and told him in Yettisish, that he or she was now of his tribe. Yep, it is right there in the Sharlton Monks handbook, section 8, for anybody reading this..
Never, never am I disappointed. Thanks for the laughs.
Hairless-Yul Brynner
Why in the world would you bring up hairless critters? You know Plain, even as he is whacking his balls, is planning how many hairless critters he can load into a van and bring down to the Ville. And I am sure his other whackers are helping him plan his covert operation. First it will be that Sphnx, hairless cat, moles, voles and snakes and the like. The man will infest the Pines.
Speaking of Science, Chemistry and Mr Delahaney was great when he would run over to the bar across the street next to the Athletic Club, come back and teach H2O. That was an automatic "C" class. Didn't learn shit but had a lot of fun.
Wasn't the Deli LLama Hairless? Demi Moore at one time was without follicles at one time. Bald is in now. If I start losing it faster than I want to I am going to shve it all off. Then I can come to the Ville and fit right in. Good luck with this topic when Plain comes back form the links. BBL
Jim you said links and the Slavs started cooking their wieners and screaming. I like that word follicle, follicle has a nice (real low)ring to it.
Very good observations from Strebor and Jimmy Mc. as always. For me, I am a lost cause. Jim, Plain is not bringing anymore critters into this Ville, if he thinks he is, he is moving in Here with Mere. Yo! Fuckin Spider got me again last night. The exact same spot as last week, except on the right jaw. I'm telling ya man, I am on the hunt. I fucking hate arachnids and spiders. Oh! they are arachnids. You knew that I knew that I knew that. Jim Mr. Hibe was another one that used to slug. His breath could get a freshman drunk.. I used to always engage him in conversation then stagger too my next class.
Hey did you hear (not that you care) but the weiner has resigned.
Good riddance bring on the next ahole. I agree with J.Mc, Simple you are in trouble. Plain will be loading the trike w/some hairless critters for the great infestation. This infestation may rival the great immimgration of the late 1890's.
On this Thistday before Vodka Day, I hope for Monks Birthday present Plain behaves himself on the Golf Course and afterwards doesn't talk him into the Zoolander Expedition. GO right home Monk before the seed can be planted.
This is a lil known fact Simple that there was hairless yeti in the Mountains of Tibet When I was there teaching the Dali Lama about "one with everything" I saw quite a few of them I saw a male one about 8 foot tall and there was a midget yeti female he was nuts over. I belive they had sixtuplits yeti dont know how!But when I was teaching the Monks the Hello Dollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy song the yeti would come around they loved Music It was kinda Hairy at times .Even tho they were hairless, but yes they were frealess combatants, and wait til you hear this leans in real close and whispers they were the first ones do do the Twist they love to dance And it was the elder Chubby Pecker that first sang the twist in 6 B.C. you can find it in the Sharlton Monks Book for dummies and it is all in section 8.
Once again Thanks Plain. I had forgotten you lived with the Sharlton Monks. I thought you had lived with the Morrannn Monks. I must have been mistaken. I guess it was Monk that lived with and studied with the Morrannn Monks. He is a true Monk, and today is his Birthday. Happy Birthday to my brother The Monk Man..
There is no more Weiner in New York, well there never really was they have no balls up there.Or they would of Rangled out all the Weiners years ago.You can't lie about your weiner no matter how hard you try. But you got to hand it to him he never softened up. The harder it got on the Weiner the less he would talk softly. And alough he acted lick a big Dick he will end up nothing but a lil Weiner. That is hard up, nods and walks away.
No No Simple The Moran Monks are Hairy. I hadn't met them Until I moved back to America! They go Way back to Jamestown.As a matter of fact we even schooled together. It was both of us that taught the Dali Lama the "One with everything" it brought new meaning to Tibet and thru out the known world.
I knew it, you used to study with the Monk Man, way back on Jamestown. WOW!! it is all coming back to my Simple Mind. I on the other hand am just a Simpleton, the remnants of a once proud baking company in Duseldorf, and you Plain are a Morrann Monk and a Sharlton Monk, and all kinds of different Monkey's. AHM, hairy or not, bald or not you are a Monk Supreme. Now get the fuck out here and use your Monkness to get these critters to listen up. Oh no, there are a bunch of ears at my window. Mere is standing on his toes with his ears pressed against my window. I'm losin it man..
On the 22nd of July Thirteen Hundred and Seventy Six. And the better in memory to fix. The place of the childrens last retreat. They called it the Pied Pipers Street I pull out my Pipe and step into the Street smilling because I knew what magic slept. Grumblings grew to mighty rumblings , out came the mere Kats tumbling, a Sammy a Greeny some Slavics too. They danced in the Streets as the Crowd grew.Even some Yeti fell in because dance is what they love to do!Simple had a crazy look on his face like what do I do?Plain pied and Piped up and down the Street as all in the Land danced at his Feet. Then you heard the loudest shrill , and a will you shut the fuck up and get out of my Ville.Your driving me Crazy i was already insane! Give Simple a break and hangout with Plain.....................A Poem By Robert Browning Plain........bows thankyou Sister Thankyou
WOW!! only in the Ville man only in the Ville. How can I possibly top that. I am a humbled Simpleton. You better get away from me you fucking Merekat, I ain't that humble..
I want everyone to know that Alfred Lord Tennyson, Henry he of the Wadsworths Longfellows, Anhow is Your Bush, none of those great poets can now or ever compare to my man Plain. He is the best. Anyone that don't agree well ahh! ahh! go fuck yourself. Oh no the two Slavs, I can't even tell you what is going on.
You know the old saying that you learn something new every day. Well, I just heard a very interesting little known fact about penguins. And since the main faction of P & S is a menagerie I wanted to share this with you. Now I know you're probably thinking why the hell is Strebor going to tell us about penguins but I know P & S will find the following verrrrrrrrrry
interesting.
Penguins are very ritualistic and live extremely ordered lives committed to family; they mate for life; keep contact with offspring thru live. When a penguin dies the other family members dig holes using their wings & beaks to bury it. Male penguins gather in a circle around the grave and sing:
Freeze a jolly good fella,
Freeze a jolly good fella!
And then they kick it into the grave. Giggles and walks away!
Slaps my knees and gawafaws freeze a jolly good fellow wtg Strebor makes a fist and rubs my eyes Freeeeeeeeeez a jolly good Fellow i love it.
Reminds me of a story about my friend Benny he was walking on the beach and found this ern so he rubs it and a Jennie comes out and said you get one wish!So Benny wishish for more money than he could ever spend and poof and wallllllllllllllaaaaaaa he gets it. But the Jennie made one stipulation Benny could never shave again if he did he would lose all his wealth and he himself would turn into the Ern for the next person to find..........well for years Benny had everything he wanted and more but was tired of his beard and wanted to shave so one day he did and Poof Benny loses everything and he becomes the ern...........The moral of this story is a Benny shaved is a Benny Earned !.............ohhhhhhhh chit here I go again gawafawwwwwwwwwww slaps knees help call 911
Please call 911.Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS..
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