Saturday, June 18, 2011
Today is the 18th of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marnin to ye Lads and Lassie, it's plain to see there is no Simple Posting! holds my hands out and wonders why along with ya.Again there is no Simple Post alough all the post are Simple am I making this plain?I hope so because it's plain I have no friggin idea what the hell I am saying, so i'll keep this simple. Simple must of met up with the Irish guys early because they have been know to want to party a lil.Nods yep they do I know it's hard to belive but they have been known to have a good time whenever and wherever.And if Simple is with them we may be bailing them all out.And that brings me to this Irish Kid in the Open wow what a two Days he had!But then again he was leading the Masters and fell apart he tin cupped it, just like Kevin Costener, we can talk about the greatest upsets , chokes,downfalls anything ya like. Just like the Miami Cheat lollllllllllllllll I loved it! Fire when ya see the White of there eyes(theres a hint for ya),Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead.
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Hey Plain, the only person that is going to need bailing out is me, I locked and loaded last night, these critters are driving me insane. I hit the rack after taps and I see Mere's Ears (you can't miss them), against my window. I jump up and there he is yep, I mean on the tips of his toes. I yell get the fuck out of here. With that the Slavs start running into the pines. I'm yelling not you, you two fuckin assholes. They come back and I see Slat limping, I'm thinking not again, so I walk across the street, empty run bottles, empty beer cans, empty vodka bottles. I say Blat why you limping?? Fookin Goot!! and he points to his foot. I look at it and half of his big toe is gone, yep the captain of all toes is half munched. I says what the fuck happened?? Fookin Goot. OHHH!! Billy started gnawing on it during the night. Billy will eat anything, and I guess that giant Captain Toe that Blat used to have looked inviting. I reprimanded Billy and was heading back too the rack when all of a sudden Greeny comes out of Sammys hole (hmmm), and yells ARK!! ARK!! fuckin goat, fuckin goat. Then Greeny starts telling me that earlier in the night Billy The Goat must have been really hungry. He ain't a can of nails and started fartin bullets. He winged Greeny, smirks, Greeny is flappin his one good wing and flying in circles scraming ARK!! he winged me, he winged me. ARK!! Slat comes out of the tent and he has a nail sticking out the middle of his forehead and is staggering around all woozy and shit, fall on a rock and drives the nail all the way in, no worries, he would need a spike to hit his brain. When all this is going on HERE comes MEER riding the stinking goat spins him around like a professional rodeo rider and lo and behold he starts farting again. Everybody take cover, but he had already used up all his ammunition the only thing shooting out his ugly ass was some rust. Hey Plain, you want to talk about a disaster how about this place!!! How's that for a disaster.
Old Hickory said we would take them by surprise if we don't fire our muskets till we look them in the eyes, we held our fire till we seen their faces swell then we loaded up our squirrel guns (Watch out Sam) and really gave them hell. We fired once more and the British kept a comin there wasn't nigh as many as there was awhile ago we fired once more and they all began a running down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
The Battle Of New Orleans.
Upset beating Man Of War. The definition of where the term Upset came from. After Upset beat the greatest race horse until
Secreteriat, anytime an underdog won it became known as an Upset. You heard it first here on Plain and Simple.
Gotta run, time too, celebrate the birth of Teirnan Patrick O'hagen. Congratulations to Christopher and Robyn and all the O'Hagan clan. This will be a marathon. Stretchin and breathin deep, and I'm going in.
Plain or Jimmy Mc. or Strebor, take over the Ville. I'm sneaking out of here. Jimmy great tune too end the Irish day. Talk to everyone later, I hope.
Upset - many meanings
Simples explanation of when someone or something beats a person or thing when it wasn't supposed to happen, i.e., Upset beating Man Of War.
A teenager being upset because a certain someone didn't ask them to the prom.
A mom or dad being upset at one or more of their kids because of something they did or didn't do.
Having an upset stomach.
Think about that word for a minute - upset - reverse it I setup the table for the party after the party do I downset the table. You're right Simple this language is f'ed up. I'm rambling. Little known fact, Strebor rambles once in a while. I could keep going with the word ramble but I'll quit while I'm ahead.
Ahhhhhh yes Strebor , Upset beating Man of War a 100 to 1 shot was Man of Wars only loss.
1 1980 USA beating the Russians in Hockey
2 Jets beating Baltimore in the super Bowl 1969
3 Villanova beating G'Town for the National chap 1985
4 Buster Douglas knocking out Mike Tyson that was luiaddddddd aaaaaa chrisssss smirks and walks away.
Good job Strebor.........You mean like Simple is in the SETUP mode for a marathon day, then will be UPSET that his stomach is UPSET from his SETUP day. I think I have it now.
O.J. Simpson's upset from the setup.
Dallas over the Heat...Priceless
Blats loss over the Big Toe. That would upset me.
Spiders biting me in the face would really upset me.
Simple should setup a net around his bed.
Setups from Floyd at C J & Ecks.
The word is functional in many phases of the English Language. I wonder how the Irish will use it today with Simple.
Very well put there Fin Mc Cool I couldn't have said it better myself!!!!!Wait a second throws out my hands what the hell am I saying sure I could have, It must be the heat.
Night......Taps
Taps, Taps you say. I ain't done. Just got too Strebors on a motorcyle, and am ready for a beer and the Phillies. Hey you know that game where you throw the little bean bags in a hole. Me and My freind Martin of Arabora or something like that got our asses kicked 15-0 by two Irish lasses. The only shut out of the day, and when I was leaving he was yelling that he scored all the points. It was fucking 0 how the fuck did you score any points...
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